Joseph Michael Scott; Phony busted again…and again…and again

| February 14, 2019

We posted about little Joey and his antics many times over the years.  Back in the day…local law enforcement seemed to have difficulties finding a reason to lock his ass up.   They just let him walk away for impersonating an Army Ranger on a College Campus.

But then this came up a bit later.

“Riverbank Police Services Deputies were informed of a male, Joseph Scott of Modesto, that had been impersonating a Stanislaus County Sheriffs Department Deputy. While impersonating a sheriffs deputy, Scott had negligently discharged a firearm in the city of Modesto.

Deputies knew that this incident would need immediate action. The investigation was turned over to the Sheriffs Team Investigating Narcotics and Gangs (STING). STING authored an arrest warrant for Joseph Scott and a search warrant for his home.

On 12/2/16 Scott was taken into custody and booked into the Stanislaus County Jail. A search of his home revealed all of his law enforcement type equipment. This equipment was all taken as evidence. The firearm used was located and is in safe keeping.”

Some of you might remember Joey from this video:

Joey, being the overachiever that he is, paid another visit to local law enforcement again recently.

It appears he has dressed up as some kind of Law Enforcement Officer again.  Go figure…if at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.  Joseph Matthew Scott does not appear to be the brightest crayon in the box.

 

Category: Army Poser, Valor Vultures

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Ex-PH2

‘While impersonating a sheriff’s deputy, Scott had negligently discharged a firearm in the city of Modesto.’

Obviously, he wants to “belong” to something “Special”. He just needs guidance of some kind, maybe with the assistance of a large, loud, hairy-armed, retired USMC drill instructor.

rgr769

Methinks, he spent some time ridin’ the short bus back in his school daze. He likely licked or ate the lead based paint and then moved on to huffing the fumes of other leetle gray cell killing chemicals.

Wilted Willy

I hope this phony pony gets hung by his nuts!

Instinct

You make the assumption that he has balls.

3/10/MED/b

Wilted Willy, I always seem to go off topic, but how are you doing?

2/17 Air Cav

“And now, he’s a phony Mexican.” Jonn Lilyea

Dammit. I miss Jonn’s humor. His was always a short punch. He never danced or wasted words with a set-up.

Sapper3307

He was just on the way to the Blue Oyster.

AW1Ed

Where he had a negligent discharge of a different kind.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Hope that he’s enjoying the “Cockmeat Sampler” at the BTJT DELI (Home of the WORLD FAMOUS Cockmeat Sammich).

Maybe he’s doing research for his book ” ‘Tiny’ Hurts”?

Fucking idiot…

5th/77th FA

Well he’s going to belong to something special very soon now. The popo may let you slide on impersonating a military person. They take a very dim view of impersonating one of theirs.

Joseph “Little Joey” Michael Scott (google hit) Fake Ranger, Fake Law enforcement officer, will soon be enjoying the main course at the BTJ&T Deli, cockmeat sammiches. He will be a proud member of the Boy Toy Club at the Gray Bar Hotel. This will give him the quals he needs to become an Apprentice Towel Boy at Brucie’s Bath House (entrance in the rear). Enjoy some more fame, Bitch!

I do have some sympathies for the dependapotomous and the kids. She was prolly taken in by his bullshittery, and the kids are innocent victims.

Combat Historian

Fuckface playing phony dress-up again…(sigh)…

Thunderstixx

Another graduate of failed clown school studies.
This puke should go away, far away for a long time…

A Proud Infidel®™️

STILL a walking blob of defective DNA, I hope that Bubba, Thor, Julio and “Tiny Tyrone” make him *SQUEEEEEEEEEEAL* like a good little piggy before they pimp him out to the rest of their cell block!

Ned Beatty

I should have won an Oscar

Dallas Wittgenfeld’s Bunghole

Dude, you don’t do it for the glory, you do it because you enjoy it..yah, slip me some cankerous hillbilly crank!!!!

AnotherPat

No offense to the TAH Commentator “Slow Joe”, but after watching the video on him and reading previous TAH blogs, Joseph Matthew Scott/Joseph Michael Scott IS “Slow” Joe.

Suspect he may continue this behavoir. Dude really needs professional help.

AW1Ed

More Google fame for Joseph “Little Joey” Michael Scott?

Lap it up, loser. The interwebs are forever.

SFC D

I think the boy’s got a short in his headset, possibly a relay that’s not engaging.

Instinct

Well, Mr. Tiny will be slapping him upside the head while Joey “earns” his keep in prison.

Maybe that will reset it for him.

NHSparky

$100k bail? That’s a shitload, even for CA.

rgr769

That will be $10K just for the bail premium. Then his parents or someone will have to pony up some collateral.

Old 1SG, US Army (retired)

Ah, Calipornia…

He should have said “No speekee no Englishee” and he would have walked… no bail necessary