James Jeenou Thao – No More Royalty

| December 21, 2018

You may remember the articles by Military Phony and This Ain’t Hell about James Thao, the guy claiming to have fought in Afghanistan when we could find no record of military service.

James won the Mr. Hmong Royalty pageant, and the military service claims most likely influenced pageant officials.

Well, after our article came out the pageant officials were notified and they formed a special task force to investigate.  After asking James several times to produce the proper military documentation — and subsequently never receiving any — James was removed from his position as Mr. Hmong Royalty and the title given to the runner-up.

I guess since James never responded, we may never know for sure.  It doesn’t look good, though.

Kudos to the Hmong community, pageant organizers and Mr. Xiong for doing the right thing.

They even posted their findings on their Facebook page.  Please show your support by liking the post, if you are so inclined.  https://www.facebook.com/MrHmongRoyalty/

Oh yeah, we wonder what happened to the $1500 prize money?

Category: Afghanistan, Army, Phony soldiers, Politics, Valor Vultures

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Daisy Cutter

“Sometimes they Kum, and sometimes they Go.”

— James “Kum & Go” Thao —

26Limabeans

“Oh yeah, we wonder what happened to the $1500 prize money?”

He blew it on seed money.

2/17 Air Cav

He hath been de-crowned. As for “liking” the piece on FB, the best I can do is write, “I like it.” FB/Twitter/Instagram/Whatever I do not do. Because I’m an old SOB? No, because I am a wise SOB. Why go to places that will ban me within hours after I show up?

rgr769

You just another ol’ geezer that refuses to be a twitter-twat, just like me.

Keepin' It Real

I noticed that on Jee Nou Thao’s Facebook page…

https://www.facebook.com/garlicsaltbae

… that his last post was in August 2018. I guess he was also patiently waiting for the results of the investigation before weighing in.

Mason

So we don’t have to call him “your highness” anymore? Thank God.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Wun Dum Fuc!

Sparks

Queer

A Proud Infidel®™️

James Jeenou Thao looks like he’s pretty light in the loafers if yaknowhutimean!

Comm Center Rat

“Not that there’s anything wrong with that.” ~ Chelsea Manning

HMC Ret

Don’t do FB. I’ll just say they did the right thing and that I like their costumes.

Ret_25X

When asked if being stripped of his crown would affect his position at Brucie’s Bath House (entrance in rear), Jimmie replied that his position as chief VIP fluffer was safe for the time being.

Cameron Kingsley

Where does Brucie’s Bath House (entrance in the rear) come from exactly?

Claw

Perhaps API (A Proud Infidel) can answer that question for you.

He first used that phrase here on TAH in February 2015.

Cameron Kingsley

Thank you Claw.

5th/77th FA

He is still known as a royal cocksucker in the backlot of the Flying J, 3rd dumpster on the left.

Combat Historian

Hmongs are a warrior tribe; they don’t put up with pussy little liars and phony posering little wannabe shits…