William Marlar – Phony US Army Special Teams Ranger Sergeant Combat Medic
The folks at Military Phony send us the case of William Joseph Marlar who claims he was a US Army Special Teams Ranger Sergeant.
Bling adorns his bike, who he affectionately refers to as “Vicky.”
But he also points to “My rack” and implies that he earned all medals and badges displayed on the side of his bike.
Here is a larger version with an attempt to identify all medals and badges…
Marlar was recently invited on a radio show that was honoring veterans and promoted him as a US Army veteran of Bosnia and Kuwait. Wonder how they got that impression? Anyway, he was asked to sing the national anthem on the air.
In a still photo, one can see the Navy/Marine Combat Action Ribbon Patch thingy… on his Vest of course. Not sure why he put U.S. Army under it. Maybe he served in the Navarm Corps.
So, his official military records were ordered. The US Army didn’t quite see things the same way…
His military records have him as a Private (E-1) vs. his claim of Sgt (E-5). No record of him deploying to Bosnia or Kuwait. No record of a combat zone or medals that indicate combat. He was in Korea in 1993-94, but there was no conflict that would have earned him a Medical Combat Badge.
In fact, a lot of his medals that he claimed on the side of his bike do not show up in his military records. At least they weren’t tattoos, but it will still leave a mark to scrap them off.
He was AWOL, which probably explains his achievement of Private (E-1) before he got out. Why do these clowns that get thrown out of the Army always seem to claim Ranger?
If you need a US Army Special Teams Ranger Sergeant Combat Medic, Marlar may not be who you’d want to call. But if you need some bee’s wax for lip balm, I’m sure he’d be able to help. I have no idea what kind of “Special Teams” little Billy here might have been on. Ping Pong? Maybe badminton? Some of you Army types might be able to explain how special this guy is.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
This phony and his rack is so jacked up I don’t even know where to begin…
And how the hell does he rate a GWOTSM when he got out three years before 9/11?
Navy/Marine Corps Combat Action Ribbon (!) on his vest? WHAT?
Complete soup sandwich…
This guy is keeping it real–real dumb.
The best part is going AWOL rather than living in Mannheim, Germany.
What a hardship an assignment at 44th Sig Bn would be. Shamming all day, beer and fraulein chasing every night. So horrible.
My Sergeant Major sense is telling me that drugs and a subnormal IQ are involved in this story.
I was across the street from 44th in 97 when this asshat went AWOL, 72nd Signal. Wasn’t exactly a hardship tour. Even with the IFOR deployment, life was good.
I never was able to get a signal unit tour in Germany…my only tour was 88-91 (back when I was rockin the 11M life) at Ayers Kaserne north of Frankfurt in 3AD.
We spent a lot of time in the field, but even then, we spent a lot of time shamming our butts off!
We sure had it good as Spec 4s back in the day!
There was a small 447th Sig Bn detachment in a farm house out in the rolling hills near Sembach.
They wore civies but donned class A’s once a month when an officer would show up for payday.
Not a trace of it today but there are photos on the internet.
Or so I have been told.
STRATCOM-EUR in Schwetzingen near Heidelberg. 66-77. Lots of beer and wine fests.
I was stationed in Heidelberg just down the road from Mannheim. Best overseas duty I ever had. This schumuck is a real dumbass…
I spent three glorious years at Dolan Barracks, Schwaebisch Hall from 80-83 with the 59th ATC bn.
Shitbag.
On his Twitter page which looks to be shared with his wife, he states: “Northern KY Couple looking for our Poly 3rd”
I don’t know the lingo but is that “Come on in the water’s fine” speak for swingers?
Yes.
Probably looking for a night with Mr. Ouch for both of them.
KY, indeed…
I know it’s on the The Continent of Insults®™ but even reading “Mr Ouch makes me giggle EVERY. SINGLE. TIME
“looks like the kind of guy who lets his wife gets her shit pushed in by Mr. Ouch while he watches.”
Looking at his picture at the top of the page you can see where the balls slapping his chin wore down his beard.
OK, You got me curious and I scrolled up….
“DUDE!”
Three PUCs? Two CMBs? Two NDSMs?
It’s like they want to be discovered as phonies and liars.
I should clarify that he claims service within the 90’s with all that.
Hopefully this “combat medic” knows how to apply a tourniquet because he’s gonna bleed out from the internet beatdown of his fraudulent claims.
All the way to E-1 in just under five years of active service. What really pisses me off about Marlar is he awarded himself a bronze star device on the highly coveted National Defense Service Medal. He’s a shameless valor thief.
Looks like someone had a childhood filled with lead based paint chip snacks….This is the kind of “medic” I would have taken on a nature walk for quality education and Sergeants time.
He served on Team Apprentice Towel Boy @ Brucie’s Bath House (entrance in the rear)
Was really thinking legit, you know, what with the bike, vest, bling going for him. However got to throw the bull shit flag; no service dog, no Purple Heart, no mirrored shades, and no do rag.
William Joseph Marlar; Google hit for you POSer. Lying, faking, embellishing turd tonguing clown. Bet your wife is the one looking for the 3rd, her needing a real man and all, just so you can be as f’ked as your claims.
That merat gazing stare looks as if you would enjoy a deployment of The Continent of Insults! Motion made!
He was the third stringer (aka: bench warmer) for the team…
As well as a third string reject Pole Dancer at The Blue Oyster, he’s more phony than a Civil War Issue polyester blanket!
I second the motion for the Continent of Insults.
We have a request and a Second, per the TAH Roberts Rules, do we have an “Aye” vote for deployment of the The Continent of Insults®™ ?
OK just FYI, standing by….*wink*… armed and ready….
I vote “AYE”!!!
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Amen!!!
AMEN! PREACH! and TESTIFY! You da man ChipNASA; Tanks…We/he needed that.
Good effect on target!
Asshole has come around to play. TAH Response Teams have already engaged the threat.
Thanks, Chip! Excellent work, as always.
Amen!
The downwind hazard distance on that thing isn’t measured in miles anymore, but longitudinal degrees.
That just never gets old! Damn I love the smell of insults in the evening!
Mmm mmmmm!
LYSOL: Welcome to prison. Don’t touch my stuff.
MARLAR: Thank you. [DUMPS ITEMS ON BED]
LYSOL: What’s all that?
MARLAR: I own a natural herb supplement business. See, this one is natural bee’s wax to help chapped lips.
LYSOL: Does it help a dried out, cracked and itchy bung hole.
MARLAR: Of course, but I used the last of it up on my lips.
LYSOL: Perfect. Now get your little fake Ranger ass over here and get down on this.
AWOL always looks good on official paper work.
As does PVT over 4+ years.
Maybe he just invites prospective employers to eye his vest and bike, in lieu of a DD 214.
“DD 214? No, I don’t have that document just now, but here’s a hardcopy of my FB page. That’s just as good. And look at my vest. That’s even better!”
Yeah but think of the time in grade he has over lesser PVT’s.
Put out as a PVT after 4 years, I wonder if he didn’t flunk a piss test as well?
Either that or he got caught catching piss, voluntarily, in the last row shower stall late at night.
His only overseas assignment was Korea?
You want A number one juicy girl?
And one that “Rove you rong time” as well?
the “special teams” carried the secret squirrel from op to op
What a maroon….
“‘Dragon’ is president of The Northern KY Chapter of the United States Patriots Motorcycle Club.”
Sounds like the club membership need to know about his time in the Army… they may not like to have a club president that is less than truthful about his past.
ARCOM with Oak Leaf Cluster?
I do not think so Billy.
I got a couple on mine.
Thats because unlike Billy you earned them.
I have an AAM with 2 oak leaf clusters.
CMB?
With a star?!
Fuck him.
So Bill Marlar was a Mechanic, went to Korea, than to Fort Stewart (GA), and when they tried to send him on another fun assignment in Mannheim, Germany he decided to never fly (AWOL). Not sure why William Marlar thinks he is a Medic, or when he had time to attend spend 18 weeks at Fort Sam Houston, (TX) and who put it on his record.
William Marlar never attended Ranger School, and knows nothing about Ranger training or Ranger units. The only Special Teams Ranger Sergeants I have ever heard of were Forest Rangers! You are either a Ranger Sergeant, a Ranger Medic, or a Special Teams Sergeant, only hollywood and fake news combines them.
No Ranger Tab
No Airborne Wings
No Air Assault Badge
No Second award for Combat Medic (or even one)
No Army Commendation Medals
Only one Army Achievement Medal (not three)
Only served five years, and the last were not honorable so he could only get a single knot on his Good Conduct Medal
National Defense Service Medal (no campaign star) since he came in at the end of Desert Storm
No Armed Forces Expeditionary Medal
No Humanitarian Service Medal
No NCO Professional Development Ribbon (not an NCO)
Yes an Army Service Ribbon
Overseas Service Ribbon but not two awards (never showed up in Germany, let alone completed his tour)
Did not serve in Korea duringt he 1950s so could not have earned a UN Korean Service Medal with two campaign stars
Did not deploy so he could not have earned any personal Unit citations, let alone three Presidential Unit Citations, six Meritoriuos Unit Citations, and a Superior Unit Award.
“Yes an Army Service Ribbon”
Us old guys didn’t get one. I’m not bitter.
I refer to it as the Expert Floor Buffer Operator Ribbon !
That rainbow thing. I mdid not know there were campaign stars for the NDSM. T zoo late now.
When I got my retirement papers, I was surprised to see it in my records. My initial enlistment was in 1970, eleven years before the award was even created. Apparently retroactively awarded because I completed MP AIT in 1971, AND was in the CA-ARNG when the award was created. I never knew it had been awarded.
What is this numbnuts DOB? He’s rocking a Korean War service medal which was authorized through 1954 I believe. So if he was born after 1936 it’s mathematically impossible for him to have earned it.
The GWOTSM on his service record is a head scratcher though. Obviously some sloppy clerk put that on there by mistake, but that’s a problem because now it calls the whole document into question. Somebody at NPRC needs to tighten up their shot group because that medal didn’t exists when dingus here was in the Army.
Also, the KDSM didn’t exist until I believe 2002, so the only way he could have gotten one is if he wrote to Big Army and requested it. And while he probably earned it for a tour in Korea, they should have deleted the OSR at the same time because it’s either/or, not both.
Bottom line, while Marlar’s jacked up “ribbon rack” is a soup sandwich, so is that FOIA response.
Maybe he got it on a quick sale from the disgraced former head of KWVA Ferris.
Gee whiz, this crankshot’s almost worse than the chippendale seal, who managed to achieve E-3 after an arduous 4 years and 4 months of AD.
Too early in the morning for this nonsense.
Is chip still persuing lawer action or is that a moot point?
WRT to the laughable CAR with “US Army” underneath, here’s the deal: I’ve been riding motorcycles since 1982 and in those 36+ years I’ve been at a lot of motorcycle shops, gatherings, rallies, etc.
The “biker veteran” has become such a cliche that there is a cottage industry of selling “biker veteran” patches and other bling.
And yes, they sell patches with a CAR and “US Army” underneath. In fact, I’m pretty sure they sell a patch with a CAR and “US Air Force” too (next time I see one of these shops I’ll look for one.)
I love seeing the Harley riding guys at biker gatherings sporting Vietnam war patches who are obviously only a year or two older than me – and Saigon fell to the Communists when I was in 7th grade, so you do the math on that one.
Something interesting is that when Marlar refers to his motorcycle as “Vicky” the nickname is probably the shortened form for the Victory motorcycle brand. I’d have thought a Harley was a poser obligatory along with the do-rag and the service dog.
Well he didn’t want to put the work into having an honorable military career, so he probably doesn’t want to put the work into keeping a Harley running.
Lets see why a Ranger, can’t say as was special ops with Navy as I get sea sick and can’t swim, are way too many claim to be Seal’s on S/V so don’t want to be spotted so easy, can’t say was special ops with Marines as they would get some together and kick my ass, but they have that one pretty medal so I can use it on my vest. Can’t say special ops with A/F as they never do anything. Ok will be Ranger and put all those pretty medals and metal badges on so I look Pretty. And yes I was special ops as the General gave me a special assignment at the O club as ball boy on badmittion court.
“Recovery Vehicle Operator”
Should have parlayed that into a private towing company with a tank retriever to start out with. Could have done something honest with military training.
Ever see one of those gorgeous giant wreckers all polished chrome and steamed cleaned after every job? Probably a proud vet owned rig.
Not this shitbag though.
I did my H8 school at Ft Dix right after AIT, before deploying to Desert Storm. It was considered a reward for being academics in AIT, not for shitbags
There was a towing company in Newport Maine back in the 70’s. Toziers. Guy was a Viet of the Nam vet with the Engineers.
Had the biggest baddest rig in the state.
Big shiny twin screw Autocar.
The Interstate had just gone through and he parlayed that training.
Lotsa stories like that from all MOS’s across all branches.
He’s been rocking this lie for a while. His facebook page has a picture of him with R Lee Ermey. If Gunny only knew the truth, he would have grabbed this dink by his wheezer and punched him right in the cocksucker.
Until it disappears:
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=345442752641710&set=a.109322956253692&type=3&theater
Seems kinda funny if that is gunny as to it would seem he would know about that Navy/Marine Medal with Army under it that he has on his vest as being improperly displayed.
Tanks bim. Love the bra band extenders to close the vest.
Gone – trash and burn has commenced
Was that a tracked recovery vehicle? (VTR) Probably tired of hauling tanks out of red mud.
Special….. yah 5-year privates are rare
High drag, no speed special…
Looks like the Seals are behind this week.
The way he displays the ribbons on his motorcycle reminds me of how the Navy displays all the service awards on their ships that have served in combat or other peacekeeping missions and basing the criteria on where they operated during those missions and awards like the E ribbon based on how efficiently they were operated throughout their careers. Of course the ships actually “earn” their awards, unlike William Marlar here.
The ARCOM on top says it all.
The GCM and the Humanitarian Service Medal too. I wonder why he decided to go AWOL rather than go to Germany. It sounded like he could of had a relatively decent career going for him had he taken the deployment rather than ditching, not exciting, but nothing to be ashamed of. The kind of deployment I honestly would prefer if I were to join.
This REMF is to combat medicine as Cincinnati is to chili.
Like Toledo to Cajun Food!
William Joseph Marlar served less than five years and was discharged as a PVT/E1.
William Joseph Marlar was never a US Army Ranger.
William Joseph Marlar was listed as AWOL on his Official Records.
William Joseph Marlar claims “Sergeant E-5 Ranger Special Teams”, was he a Special Rest Area Ranger doing tricks on highways and Truck Stops?
William Joseph Marlar is more phony than a WWI issue plastic spoon.
William Joseph Marlar looks like he enjoys blowing winos behind bus stops for spare change.
William Joseph Marlar was never awarded the US Army CMB.
William Joseph Marlar was never awarded the US Army Airborne or Air Assault badges.
William Joseph Marlar was never awarded the GCM once but he has a couple of knots on his bogus “Good Cookie”.
William Joseph Marlar was never awarded the United Nations Service Military Ribbon.
William Joseph Marlar went AWOL, was Dropped From Records (DFR) and then found a month afterward and thrown out with the previous day’s trash, did he flunk a piss test as well?
William Joseph Marlar has been outed, and this isn’t going to do his business any favors, was William Joseph Marlar planning on being some Multilevel Marketing Tycoon?
William Joseph Marlar is going to be discovering The Power of Google®™ because THE INTERNET IS FOREVER. Git that, William Joseph Marlar? You did this to yourself, William Joseph Marlar!
Commo Check, anyone?
LOUD AND CLEAR
I READ BACK
BT
William Joseph Marlar served less than five years and was discharged as a PVT/E1.
William Joseph Marlar was never a US Army Ranger.
William Joseph Marlar was listed as AWOL on his Official Records.
William Joseph Marlar claims “Sergeant E-5 Ranger Special Teams”, was he a Special Rest Area Ranger doing tricks on highways and Truck Stops?
William Joseph Marlar is more phony than a WWI issue plastic spoon.
William Joseph Marlar looks like he enjoys blowing winos behind bus stops for spare change.
William Joseph Marlar was never awarded the US Army CMB.
William Joseph Marlar was never awarded the US Army Airborne or Air Assault badges.
William Joseph Marlar was never awarded the GCM once but he has a couple of knots on his bogus “Good Cookie”.
William Joseph Marlar was never awarded the United Nations Service Military Ribbon.
William Joseph Marlar went AWOL, was Dropped From Records (DFR) and then found a month afterward and thrown out with the previous day’s trash, did he flunk a piss test as well?
William Joseph Marlar has been outed, and this isn’t going to do his business any favors, was William Joseph Marlar planning on being some Multilevel Marketing Tycoon?
William Joseph Marlar is going to be discovering The Power of Google®™ because THE INTERNET IS FOREVER. Git that, William Joseph Marlar? You did this to yourself, William Joseph Marlar!
BT
OVER
William Joseph Marlar served less than five years and was discharged as a PVT/E1.
William Joseph Marlar was never a US Army Ranger.
William Joseph Marlar was listed as AWOL on his Official Records.
William Joseph Marlar claims “Sergeant E-5 Ranger Special Teams”, was he a Special Rest Area Ranger doing tricks on highways and Truck Stops?
William Joseph Marlar is more phony than a WWI issue plastic spoon.
William Joseph Marlar looks like he enjoys blowing winos behind bus stops for spare change.
William Joseph Marlar was never awarded the US Army CMB.
William Joseph Marlar was never awarded the US Army Airborne or Air Assault badges.
William Joseph Marlar was never awarded the GCM once but he has a couple of knots on his bogus “Good Cookie”.
William Joseph Marlar was never awarded the United Nations Service Military Ribbon.
William Joseph Marlar went AWOL, was Dropped From Records (DFR) and then found a month afterward and thrown out with the previous day’s trash, did he flunk a piss test as well?
William Joseph Marlar has been outed, and this isn’t going to do his business any favors, was William Joseph Marlar planning on being some Multilevel Marketing Tycoon?
William Joseph Marlar is going to be discovering The Power of Google®™ because THE INTERNET IS FOREVER. Git that, William Joseph Marlar? You did this to yourself, William Joseph Marlar!
ADDITION:
William Joseph Marlar NEVER earned the US Army Ranger Tab and William Joseph Marlar never served as part of the US Army 75th Ranger Regiment.
Commo Check, anyone?
oh god, this idiot is from my neck of the woods. why does Cincy have to be such a nexus for stupidity?
I just realized, he claims he was a E5, but he’s rocking NCOPD 3rd award? Someone doesn’t know/remember how awards like that work
I’d wager doesn’t know. Between never earning the award, and his less-than-stellar career trajectory, how much you want to bet he didn’t pay attention to anything regard proper uniform etiquette?
William Joseph Marlar, another phone poser POS who’s stringing others along, in a pitiful attempt to boost his fragile, wounded ego.
Enjoy being famous, William Joseph Marlar!
ok I will tell you all the whole story… first off I apologize for claiming to be anything that I was not. I have never tried to take any benefits of get any type of assistance or anything so lets get that clear from the start. I started my Military career in the Reserves as a medic. spent a year in the reserves and went active. when I went active they did not have available medic spots so I went active as a Mechanic. my first duty station active was in the MP company in souel where I became the company medic and taught combat lifesaver (yes this was registered with the department of defense)upon leaving Korea I was sent to Fort Stewart and I was going great until I decided to marry a woman from home. here is when it when shitty. I reenlisted in GA and selected a change of duty station because Fort Stewart sucked. I was in a chemical company as a mechanic but ended up doing medic stuff there also. after several trips to NTC and Bright Star I was over it and reenlisted to get out of there. when I arrived in Germany I was asked at replacement if I wanted to audition for the chorus, being that it was November I assumed that I would be in a Christmas chorus at my duty station. low and behold because I flew with concurrent travel with my wife and newborn son I was stationed with the 33rd usareur band and chorus in Swetzingen and lived at PHV in Heidleberg. I spent my time singing and traveling all over europe and yes I did go to Bosnia for 9 days with the chorus doing shows for the soldiers. I was gone a lot of evenings doing military balls and all kinds of diplomatic events. I have several coins from o6 and above and yes I was loving my career. my wife on the other hand didn’t like being alone with no family or friends while I was working stupid hours at night performing. I requested to… Read more »
Some?
Dude went BALLS DEEP with the embellishment…
Ooo shit, lemme get the popcorn and whiskey ready. This is gonna get SPICY! 🌶 🥵
First thing you can do is take an angle grinder to the ribbon rack on your motorcycle gas tank, then take a picture of it and send the picture to the TAH admins.
Second thing you can do is remove everything you never earned off of your clown vest and mail it with the picture of your gas tank.
Y’know, every poser who comes around here has this weird aversion to punctuation and grammar.
Having ground through the mess, I’m going to second what RGR 4-78 said. Get that crap off your bike and vest.
Whatever curveballs and hardship life threw at you are not excuses to sink to this level of fuckery. Everything you’ve said and done since you got out is nothing more than an insult to those who have gone before us, and who follow after us. You’ve got one hell of a journey ahead to trying to repair the damage you’ve done.
If you want to have more than a snowballs chance in hell, you’re going to have to come clean to everyone you’ve fed this line of bullshit to.
I, for one, will not be buying a line of your apology or sob story until there’s proof you’ve removed that ribbon rack from your bike and vest, and started to make the effort to correct the wrongs you’ve committed.
I’m going to be the first to call BS. Your story, when it’s the least bit comprehensible, makes no sense.
You hop between Ft Stewart and Ft Knox trying to find someone, anyone to help you correct your UA status? They’re like 500+ miles apart. Any military installation with an MP at it would have been happy to arrest you and rectify your situation.
A JAG would not tell you to wait 30 days after you went UA to turn yourself in. Why would a lawyer advise you to continue breaking the law at the risk of your imprisonment? You say the JAG “instructed” you, which implies an order. Therefore you expect us to believe an officer and a lawyer ordered you to knowing break the law? Ah, no.
Want to make it right by us? STOP FREAKING LYING!
Do tell.
Sure there is. Man up and stop wearing shit you did not earn.
Man that was a long painful story.
You must feel really bad.
That you got caught.
Eat me.
It takes a big man to admit his errors.
You deserve a medal. Hopefully, posthumous.
Man, nobody failed you but yourself. I don’t for a second believe a JAG told you to just stay UA/AWOL for a while and then turn yourself in. Maybe, just maybe the JAG thought the damage was done and there would be no further damage by staying gone an additional X days. I think IIRC the UA status changes to the desertion status at the 30 day mark. Been a long time and taking this from a sometimes flawed memory.
You know, this is my best advice to you. First of all, I think you’re a slug and that the damage to you was caused entirely by you. But … I would lose the bling. The crap on your bike, all the shit on your clothing, everything you created to cause others to think more highly of you. Petition the Army for a change of your discharge status so that it is under honorable conditions. Explain to them all the circumstances which caused you to be a fuckup. Basically beg for forgiveness. You have to come completely clean. I doubt the Army told you that you could come back in after two years and I’m doubting you are raising $ for veterans.
Come clean. Petition for a change in character of your discharge.
Do these things and one more thing … STFU.
Where the fuck is “souel”???
I wonder if William Joseph Marlar will come here as a sockpuppet with threats of a lawer? we haven’t had a good chew toy lately other than whatshisface from UC Berzerkely!
Oh, please? Pretty please?
Reading ol’ Reisters sockpuppet shenanigans made me realize we haven’t had a good bout with one of those clowns lately.
Whatshisnuts doesn’t could. He only posts enough to get his shit pushed in, then quits until a new thread.
See above.
Damn phone didn’t show that on the refresh.
Game on!
Well, balls. Guess my name is out there now. Herp-da-derp. Dumbass award to me.
*Fixed it for you.
ex-OS2
Thanks, ex-OS2.
You ain’t alone in the “Boloed sign-in” list.
At least I’m not alone.
It’s what I get for not paying attention when I reply on my phone. Google thinks it wants my real name, not my handle here.
all I can do is admit my faults and ask for forgiveness. how everyone else reacts is out of my control. I am not fighting anything or saying I’m getting a lawyer… the internet is the internet and your opinions of who I am are yours to have. I welcome the opportunity to prove myself worthy after causing all of you the anger that you feel. Some of that shit found on the internet is a little out of context but I should not have posted it without the explanation that made sense in the first place.
oh BTW the bad check was for an old motorcycle (800.00) and I didnt know the check bounced for a year because I was on a joint account with someone I trusted and was wrong to do so… The bike was in my name and titled to me. once I found out what had happened I paid the guy I purchased the bike from double what I owed him and all charges were dismissed… naturally it was expired temp tags on a new car that caused me to find all of that out because I was never contacted about the check bouncing. I paid my debts and moved on.
just in case you see that too
Wow! Sounds like some things were taken out of context.
Funny, cause you know what disgraces the sacrifices of real American heroes is assholes that couldn’t hack it in the military, get kicked out with an OTH discharge, and then go out trying to win points with stories of their wartime accomplishments. People like you, former Private (E-1) Marlar.
You are not a combat veteran, were not a Ranger, and not a Ranger medic. You are a liar. The worst kind of liar.
All you can do?
No.
#1 -stop lying- about your service. Just -stop- talking. Scrape the decals. Ditch the vest.
#2 apologize for the ass-baggery. Keep it simple “I was wrong. No excuse”. Don’t expect much credit.
#3 do -not- continue, relapse, repeat, or otherwise do-over. Folks see it. They report it.
If you can handle those three you may actually earn some grudging respect as one of the very few fakers who go straight. You will -not- be thanked, rewarded, or be seen as heroic. But it may give you some comfort to have at least earned that bit of respect. For such reform is -rare-
Want forgiveness? Want your sins washed away? Go to Church. Find Jesus. Nothing, no one, is too broken for Salvation. But that repentance also requires a genuine change of heart. It isn’t easy, I can personally attest, but it -is- there.
But do stop. Whatever your reasons, just stop. Words will mean -nothing- here. Actions do.
With the screenshot posted above, I seriously doubt anything was taken “out of context”, except for your desire to be relevant.
People don’t like deserters. You know it. So you spin the story, maybe sound like a bit of a badass, and thereby save face…until people realize you’re all jacked up.
Everything was taken as you intended until we all got wind of it. Now you’re pissed that your house of cards has been blown over, and you’re trying to save face.
I seriously doubt you’re sorry for anything more than being caught.
Fucknuckle.
Here’s what you need to do – conduct an emergency meeting of the Northern KY Chapter of the United States Patriots Motorcycle Club and tell all of the member that you lied about your service and tell them the real truth. Resign your position as Club President immediately.
Clean up any of your social media bullshit and post that you have lied about your service and set the record straight.
Get rid of the unearned stuff from your bike and vest (and any other bullshit you have).
Finally, go to your family and friends and TELL THEM THE TRUTH… and deal with the fallout from that.
I’ll bet $100 that you don’t have the balls to do anything about it.
What HMCS(FMF) ret just said.
Go and make a public apology in front of your bike club, then resign your position, then clean up your internet bullshit and turn in your phony bling…and confess to your loved ones…
Man up and take the honorable road…but I have the gut feeling you won’t…
“I didnt know the check bounced for a year”
Too stupid to balance a checkbook?
Pretty sure his wife still thinks he is all flying shootin jumpin Army Ranger Medic, she referred to him on bookface as such back in Feb 2017 and later when he sang on the radio station she posted
Missy Marlar shared 103.5 WGRR’s photo.
12 November ·
💗 this pic! Friday when will sang the national anthem on 103.5! Thank you my wonderful Husband for the for the sacrifice that you made during the earlier years of your life ; before our souls were finally able to join together. I know without a shadow of a doubt that the experiences that you had when you dedicated service to our country made you the man that you are today. Thank you to all of the selfless Veterans and their families -and always remember all the support that they need. They deserve it
bringing her into it wont do any good for anyone. the shame is mine and mine alone.
You brought her into this by spinning you tales of daring do and phony valor.
Maybe someone should let her know whats really going on.
Your 5000 words essay is fiction, and I am pretty sure it’s not “the whole story” or any of the story – I’m not even military or American to boot but still reads as bullshit to me.
Wrong, douchebag. You’ve shamed your wife and everyone who believed your lies and bullshit. Feeling regretful over your actions? Good. It should hurt. You earned all the pain and derision you’re getting. Your wife is catching hell because of YOU.
You crapped all over your name and reputation. You need to go face the music over your Stolen Valor bullshit.
Stop crying about getting caught.
Think he may a some splaining to do before christmas
Nobody brought her into this but you turd tonguer! Sucks to be you now, don’t it?
Suffer!
agreed… I still enlisted and served in the army and did use all of my abilities to do so until the Army failed me at the end.We were always told that if something went wrong on out of country leave call the unit and get to a post and they will help you get back. everything that follows is on me. I have supported many since then and will try my best to continue to do so. this does not help but again that is on me.
Blamed the ex and military for your bad. You’re a worthless piece of shit….
Next you’ll blame your children asswipe.
Hey jackass, the army didn’t fail you, you failed the army. You failed all the men and women you served with when you failed to show up to do your job.
See all those “you” statements there? That’s where the blame lies for your life of poor decisions.
All growed up and you still can’t take responsibility for what you’ve done, other than post here some sob story with an I’m sorry I got caught message.
Then you go in with the “please don’t tell my wife.” Man the F up. Tell her the man she adores so much, whose soul she’s attached to is a liar, a fake, and a phoney. She’ll probably (rightfully so) wonder what else you lie about.
I served during the 80s, at Fort Stewart.
NCO Doctrine then was “The maximum effective range of an excuse is zero meters.”
I doubt you will find any sympathy for excuses here. You kinda flushed your credibility with the bullshitting. Oops.
Now, -actions- speak loudly. As I stated above, demonstrate reform. Don’t relapse.
And maybe find something respectable to do, that has no tie-in whatsoever to prior life. Anonymous charity work is one way to serve. Note “anonymous”. It’s not about you.
Look here Billy. You come here trying to fleece us by telling us the “whole story” and asking what you can do to make this right but anyone with more than signing in to their first unit time in the military can tell is complete bullshit. You’ve been told what to do and you fail to do so. Stop lying! There’s not one swinging dick that believes JAG told you to just stay AWOL. While I was in the Army I had two instances of having trouble getting back to my unit from leave and never once did my unit try to pawn me off on another organization. Why the fuck would they? Extending a leave is pretty easy. Even if you have to go in the hole.
Do yourself and everyone around you a favor; tell the truth. Get it all out in the open so you can rebuild.
You fucked the Army and your fellow Soldiers… they didn’t fuck you. When you fucked them, they kicked your no-load ass out.
The Army “failed” you? What kind of an apology is that? Playing the “Blame Game®” negates the value of an apology.
Bullshit flags… bullshit flags everywhere…
Special Teams? What? Was he an army punt returner?
It would explain his running from his responsibilities.
Not special enough.
His Special Team was the comfort team, for when the Army got their ass kicked by the Navy on the gridiron. His job was to lift their spirits by any means necessary.
@Marine 0331 – Where we’re you stationed? I was an 0331 with Weapons 1/1 from 06-10.
LOL..Good Fucking Lord…
” eventually I started trying to support veterans and their families and raise money for them. I never kept anything.”
So your life is a train wreck yet you are supporting veterans and their families, raising money and never keeping any for yourself?
What a load of shit. Dollars to donuts IF you are raising $ for veterans, no way you’re using that money to help others. First, I don’t believe you’re raising shit for veterans and, in the unlikely event you are, that money is almost certainly staying in your pocket.
Another bullshit story trying to garner sympathy. Give it a break, will you? Remove the bling, trash the clothing and go dark. You are no longer entertaining. About all I believe from your story is that you were/are a fuckup.
Holy shitstain! Check in to find you all have had a busy night.
Dude the best advice has already been given…Just. Stop. Talking. That’s what got you in this mess – your mouth. I’d come clean with all involved. If you really want to help veterans then keep doing it without all of your lies. That will show what you are made of – actions. Not more BS
Even if the fake ribbon rack was real who the hell would put that on their bike besides a poser? These guys telegraph their fuckery every time and it seems it is always the guys with the least military service to be proud of that display the most bling.
Holy Fucking Shit. I’m repeating what USAF RET just said,
I posted the fucking The Continent of Insults®™ before I left for the day and Old Billy Fartlog comes in here and tries to halfassed defend his shit.
Yeah, I’m not buying it.
OK, you got caught.
READ CAREFULLY what the other vets and posters here have to say.
Take it to heart and maybe your Holiday wish will, you might try to dig yourself out from the mountain of shit you created.
FESS THE FUCK UP to ALL and then while you’re at it, admit it that YOU FUCKED UP. no one else. YOU ASS LEACH. You and YOU alone are responsible for what happened. Maybe you can go forward and fix things with everyone that you’ve wronged with your bullshit but in the end, do everything in your power to fix things and then….
OK all, and I don’t know how I posted the The Continent of Insults®™ at 5:50 yesterday and Billy came in here at 5:21 to try to defend his position.
Maybe the post tag times are local and I was out at EST.
ANYWAY,
I’m glad Billy came back to stir up the thread. That’s *ALWAYS* good for a brawl/beatdown/chew toy.
ATTENTION:
Just to try to encourage such behavior, I am now adding this to the top of the The Continent of Insults®™ after the initial introduction so if said poser reads it, they should be “insulted” enough to come in and give it a whirl.
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HEY DICKLESS WONDER, We all hope you read this and come back here and try to defend your actions, but, you won’t because, YOU’RE A STRAIGHT UP COWARD, ,
Thoughts?
I think it may liven the place up a bit
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I heart. ❤️
That shit makes my dick hard
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He posted a response on Military Phonies page.
https://militaryphony.com/2018/12/19/william-marlar-us-army-ranger-sergeant-combat-medical-badge-blog-of-shame/