Daniel Wall still at it.
We posted about Daniel Wall HERE. The folks over at militaryphony.com posted about him HERE. For anyone new to our site, these fake and embellishing clowns will not stop feeding on the sacrifice of honorable men and women if we turn our back for a second. His recently posted picture sure looks patriotic.
Daniel John Wall has been confined to his bed for the last 15-20 years due to his weight. He is estimated to be over 900 pounds. He has to have nurses care for him.
He makes crazy claims about being trapped in the bombing as a Marine Lt. We have no idea what “truth” he is talking about. Maybe Gattoni, Lawton, Gaggnon, Priest and many many others can clue us in about what happened in Beirut.
Sadly, many of these Valor Vultures come out of hiding every year during the Beirut Remembrance. Most of them try to shake a tin cup for money and or sympathy. There was only one Marine from Berlin, NH in Beirut. I served with him during Beirut. Daniel Wall is NOT that man.
Category: Phony soldiers, Politics, Valor Vultures
Sort of let himself go, I see. Hey Danny, Jennie can help.
Jenny Craig rapid results Link
Put the pie down!
Burial flags are longer than usual because they need to cover the entire coffin.
He may need to sew a few together.
Or just crawl in a dumpster and call it good.
Don’t know that they make dumpsters that big. Perhaps a Conex?
Or, maybe a Bethgon Coal Porter.
He would have sunk the Edmund Fitzgerald.
He’d make great filler for a HESCO
Whatever those poor nurses are paid to wipe his ass is not nearly enough. If it were me, I’d just hit him with a pressure washer from 20 feet.
I was told by a reliable source close to him that he has to pee in a towel. A regular bedpan or urinal does not work.
No way he gets himself to the shitter. Guarantee he shits in the bed and nurses wipe it up. Hate to see the rash left behind from years of doing that.
Be a shame they mix up the catheter tube with the feeding tube.
From the looks of him, Limabeans, I don’t think it would much matter what end went where.
Now that would make him totally full of shit wouldn’t it?
I understand his bowel movements create measurable seismograph readings…he’s the East Coast version of the San Andreas fault
Think of the year’s-long accumulation of feces and smegma that will wash away when hit with a pressure hose.
That mattress is gonna burn for weeks.
Waste Management Company won’t touch it.
No landfill will take it.
Some serious hazmat folks need to decend upon that house when he keels over, which is probably sooner rather than later. Best bet, really, would be to nuke the shithole (literally) with wave after wave of B52s.
Thing will burn like the coal seam fire in Centralia, PA.
Daniel John Wall has a Go Fund Me page requesting $200,000 for college tuition:
https://www.gofundme.com/znkpmh-tuition-for-college
From his page:
“I’ve asked help before and got nothing but heckling from jealous wannabes and I’m trying again to help with my Master of Arts in history. I am in the process of applying online and need to know that they will look into their hearts to help the disabled veteran. I am a member of Phi Theta Kappa and the Illuminati. My expected start date for my Masters is in January 2018 at University of Vermont, Burlington Campus. I am grateful for the opportunity to expand my knowledge of history. Thank you.”
“PLEASE SUPPORT THIS SCHOLAR WITH A DONATION TODAY $1 TO $10 IS REALLY NOT GOING TO HURT BUT YOU WILL HELP ME BECAUSE I HAVE STUDIED HISTORY ALL MY LIFE ESPECIALLY The NEW ENGLAND STATES.NOW I NEED TO GO TO VERMONT WRE MY FAMILY AND ANCESTORS CAME FROM. I AM A MEMBER OF PTK WHICH MEANS I ACHIEVE HIGH HONORS EVERY TIME.”
$200,000? Is that the cost of obtaining a Masters Degree in History?
Or do you think he may be seeking funds for something else…(f.o.o.d.)
So far, he has raised $15.00…
Another sad case of someone who has a brain hiccup, an addiction problem (food, unless it is his metabalism for the cause of his condition) and lives in an alternate reality world…
Fifteen bucks goes a long way if you learn to stretch it.
Box of pasta and a couple lbs of ground beef. Mebbie a beer and roll of TP.
Could get a bunch of Top Ramen for $15.00
I enjoy being stretched…not that there’s much elasticity left
Who is this liar trying to bullshyt? he can’t even get out of bed or wipe his own ass and he is going to college? a member of the illuminati? yeh a.h., we will help you out, a small forklift and a trip to the dump!! imho
What’s hilarious is that he wants to get a master in history and has shown a propensity to alter historical facts and insert himself into that history.
Safe to say he’s off to a bad start with his chosen career.
What I want to know is the logistics plan to get him to Vermont and into a classroom. Plus, didn’t Bernie make college free in Vermont?
Phi Theta Kappa is an honor society for two-year college students. The Illuminati? A sign of his mental distress.
What? The Illuminati don’t have a scholarship fund set up for their members? Sheesh…
It’s a shame really. I’ll bring it up at the next secret Bilderberg Meeting.
Wait, I shouldn’t have said it was a secret.
Wait again, I shouldn’t have said I go to the Bilderberg Meeting.
Hey Wall! It’s not a secret society if you keep running yer yap about it!
Signed,
Not a member of the Illuminati
We will have to censure his member ship for gross violations of Operational Security. Not to mention the free Desert bar!
So THAT’S why there was no chocolate cake at the last meeting! Daniel Wall, you suck!
Signed,
Not a member of the Illuminati
WTF does he plan to do with a graduate degree in History? You got pretty much three choices: HS teacher (you can also be the coach of whatever); work in a museum or ask if they want to supersize their fries. Not impossible, but doubtful he will ever get a good return on the $200K.
OK, Danny, I gotta ask. Where the hell do you plan to take your ass every morning to put in a full day’s work? Just curious.
Dunkin Donuts
“I’ve asked help before and got nothing but heckling from jealous wannabes …”
OK, all of you who are jealous wannabes ID yourselves. This guy is truly delusional.
Oooh, oooh!
Me!🤚
Signed,
A Jealous Wannabe
(who is not a member of the Illuminati)
“Severed with him”? Not even gonna ask 😉
I have a solution to his problem.
PUT THE FORK DOWN AND ZIP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, WALL.
Seriously, he makes an elephant seal look small.
He makes an elephant seal look like a hors d’oeuvre
We need to start registering forks! Maybe bam them all together! They are making people F@t (I mean overweight). No one needs a fork capable of lifting more than 2 tons… unless you are Mr. Wall! However Fork-lifts will be allowed only by government folks.
You super size for only a dollar more.
Fatty’s go fund list his location as New Hampshire but JaBBa wats to go to school in Burlington Vermont. It might be on the loose somewhere in Vermont or NH.
” It might be on the loose”
Doubtful. Probably just rolled off the bed and flowed under it.
Eye bleach,
repeat!
I wonder whether if ever occurred to this guy to lose weight. Sure as shit he’s not moving that load from the bed to the kitchen or wherever he keeps the warehouse full of ice cream and Moon Pies. IV his ass for sustenance and call it done.
I’d say the guy has nothing to lose but I would be wrong.
I’m just too tired to deal with this fucker’s bullshit.
Then again, he does live in Berlin, which anyone from NH would know is punishment enough.
On the other hand, if he hasn’t gotten our of bed in decades, does it matter much where that bed is located??
Perhaps some Free Staters can move in with him for the winter, I bet he radiates a metric ton of BTU’s.
But the stench! It’s gotta be brutal!
Bullshit burns, same as heating oil.
And even as fat as he is, it gets mighty cold in the North Country come January/February timeframe.
Lows of -30 to -40 for several days in a row aren’t that unusual.
Heat in the wintah and shade in the summah, a-yep.
And a foul odor all year ‘round. The smell in Wall’s house is probably unbearable. Regarding his desire for funds, he could probably find a few bucks in change in the folds on his fat body. He’s bigger than your average couch, after all
Don’t laugh. I know a few folks who are too lazy to work, wash their clothes, etc. By March their cheap clothes smell like cheap kerosene and BO, but they brag about how much of a refund they made for not doing shit.
Oh, I’m not laughing. I’ve had the misfortune of working around people with poor personal hygiene. I worked with this one dude who’s stench would literally bring tears to your eyes!
The politically correct term is “hygienically challenged”.
Nope, just “stanky”.
Hey now, my mother was born there. Hated going to visit. The smell from the mill was horrible.
He probably hasn’t moved in so long, he has half a dozen stage IV bed sores. Oh, God, think of the smell.
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Heh, Santas Village is just down the road!
I think the blue water is still in the log ride.
I hated to respond to calls with people this big, my back would hurt for weeks after.
Not to mention that they were always;
A – In the furthest location in the house from the door, and
B – Always naked for some reason.
And, it was always in the summer, in a house/apartment without A/C.
It will take hours to ladle the smegma out of the folds of fat. Holy Mother of Christ, just the thought of the smell should make him want to starve himself.
And the bedsheet is now part of him.
Daniel John Wall, phony Marine, lying POS that never served. Google hit. I pity the EMTs/ Coroner people that will have to eventually take his fat lying waste of oxygen ass out of the house, into a custom built casket and rent a track hoe to dig the grave for when he dies very soon.
I would think a project like that would involve the EPA and a permit from the Corps of Engineers.
I think you just created a new yo mama joke there.
“Yo momma so fat, that when she die it’ll be a superfund site.”
They will need a dredging permit to find and unplug his butt hole.
Or, They could go get those Saudis that took care of Khashoggi. They could get him out without even being seen.
That would take a HUGE blender.
Would have to go out west for a bar long enough to buck him up. East coast chainsaws are only 18 inch.
Gonna need at least a 36. The Stihl™
model 044 is a good yard saw that can handle the job.
They make double wide coffins but I don’t think this guy would fit in one. When I worked as a grave digger we had to bury a lady who was in a double wide. The lowering devices are gravity fed so the speed at which they lower the coffin into the grave depends on the weight of the load.
The family demanded I flip the switch and allow them to see her lowered into the grave. I told them it was not a good idea. They demanded. I flipped the switch and hastened away. I could hear a sound like a fishing reel that was feeding out to a King Salmon. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz- BANG. I turned around to see a cloud of dust enveloping the family as it rolled out of the grave.
Then someone present had flashbacks and yelled out “Set the hook, set the hook!”
“Pour water on the reel to keep it from overheating!”
Buck McNeely’s kid filmed the whole thing.
Daniel Wall posted: “Marine Corps doesn’t want me to live, because I know the truth!”
Yeah, the Marine Corps brass are probably huddling right now in the War Room trying to figure out how to do damage control because Daniel may talk and let out all the country’s secrets.
They may have found a solution — let everyone think ol’ Dan’s crazier than a rat in a tin shit house. That won’t be hard, just go with it.
Because the government has no clue how to kill someone, especially when they are 900 pounds and will have obvious health problems to exploit…
I bet for less than grand you could get one of his caregivers to give him the big sleep.
As batshit crazy as he is, I’m guessing about one hundred would do.
Shit, just startle the guy. Don’t think it would take much to give this cholesterol balloon a heart attack.
Cholesterol Balloon. I’m going to have to remember that one. lol
He wiil take those secrets to the grave.
Nobody gonna exhume that treasure.
He will qualify as a mass grave all by himself.
Who took this picture?
Who brought him that flag?
Who keeps overfeeding this man?
Who wipes his ass?
The people who enable his behavior are worse than he is in my opinion. They did not even attempt to hide the entire loaf of bread within his arms reach. They can all kiss may ass.
Evil exists because good people do nothing about it.
Am speculating that a Relative is the Enabler.
Codependency.
Trying to figure out who the woman is in his Facebook (Mother? Grandmother? Greatgrandmother? Aunt? Possible Caretaker/Enabler?)
https://www.facebook.com/daniel.wall.108
Out of curiousity, went to his Facebook. Under photos, he has a document typed November 2017 where he wants to sue Publishers Clearinghouse for falsely advertising “Garentted Winner of $100,000” (his spelling, not mine.)
You are right, Dave, about the Enablers. They are literally killing the folks they are suppose to take of.
How many starving pigmies could we feed on his daily intake?…Yeah…enablers, worst that the ones they enable. SMH
5th/77th FA:
“starving pigmies”..
Can’t get this grin off my face…that was a good one!
😆👍
Starving cannibal pygmies could feed on him for years
Damn ….. coffee all over the monitors again!!
“starving pigmies”
Lord, I apologize…
Enablers. In Denial.
https://youtu.be/Za8LxyX96ps
Speaking of Enablers, Force/Combat Multipliers have been getting called “Enablers” for a bunch of years now.
I’d like to punch whoever came up with that one in the nose, really hard. Utterly stupid thing to come up with for those who provide an improved capability to a unit.
Everytime I heard it I wanted to say, “Sir, today we were just giving free crack to kids so they come back to buy some later! Nothing more.”
Turn off the window AC.
Turn up the heat.
Put a drip tray under the bed with a garden hose to the outside.
The fat will just melt away.
If they choose cremation over burial, it will take a month to render him down.
That’s gonna be a sumbitch of a grease fire.
Burn, baby, burn
Disco Inferno
Burn, baby burn
Burn that mother down!
“Who brought him that flag?”
Burial flags are controlled by the National Cemeteries (VA) and requested by funeral directors or service orgs who keep accurate records.
If not claimed, they are returned to stock.
https://www.vba.va.gov/pubs/forms/VBA-27-2008-ARE.pdf
Probably belongs to someone else or he has a clever arrangement with an undertaker or service rep.
Sure, you can buy one outside the VA.
Probably the true source.
The picture was probably from a NASA Satellite from HIGH orbit.
Weren’t there aliens 👽 involved in the original story on this clown 🤡?
Maybe he should run for Office after he obtains his $200,000 Masters Degree. Ocasio-Cortez would be perfect for him as his girlfriend:
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/democratic-socialist-ocasio-cortez-compares-climate-change-to-existential-threat-of-nazi-germany
Did you catch the bit where she wants to “humanely” reduce the global population?
One particular anti-human subset of watermelon (aka the red greens) want to 1) return large swaths of the USA to a wild state, by 2) concentrating what humans are allowed to exist into a few cities, and 3) “humanely” reducing population to facilitate 1and 2. She is apparently one of those watermelon nutcases.
“Living space” for critters, complete with “relocation”.
Our current “socialists” sure do claim to oppose “fascism”, but resemble it more and more every day.
11B-Mailckerk:
Like what you commented: “She is apparently one of those watermelon nutcases.”
Yep, she would be a perfect girlfriend for Daniel John Wall. He fits the description “Watermelon Nutcase” perfectly (perhaps literally?)
😉
scratch a leftist, find a genocidal idiot
Humanely? Like the Nazis did, with gas chambers? Or was she going to just line people up and make them eat poisoned food and watch to see who dies quickest? Just curious.
I have always wondered what was more humane: having people dig their own graves before they’re executed, as Stalin did, or just putting them in locked, closed rooms and running diesel exhaust into those rooms.
Soylent Green. Reduces the population and feeds the remainder.
This dude just sucks of resources.
What a loser.
Those of you are a few pounds overweight must feel like Twiggy looking at that vat of jello and lard. That’s what you call a silver lining.
Wonder if any TAH followers are too young to remember Twiggy.
She is now 68. There is a recent picture of her in this September 2018 CBS News article. At least she did not resort to plastic surgery:
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/twiggy-still-in-fashion-2/
A sight better than Trigglypuff…plastic surgery couldn’t help that god awful creature
I remember her cameo in “The Blues Brothers”!
Bombing happened at around 0622 on 23 October 1983. The last living man pulled from the rubble was rescued at approximately 1200 on 23 October 1983 and was a Lutheran Chaplain assigned to BLT 1/8 named LTJG Danny Wheeler.
Funny, he don’t look like a Lutheran Minister. Most of those guys don’t have enough money to buy that much food.
Shit that’s ‘kick in the gut unexpected funny’.
My above post is not meant to go under the post by Mark Later. I was not disrespecting Beirut bombing victims.
I’ve been watching that GoFundMe account all day and you bunch of cheap MoFo’s haven’t donated one dollar to poor old Dan’s education fund. 😉
I bet Destiny got a dollar shoved down her G-string for her college education.
Have a heart. Send the man some Cheetos or something.
I’ve got a stale pumpkin pie 🥧 that I was getting ready to toss. If I wasn’t so cheap, I’d mail it to him. Ain’t I a stinker?🤣
I’ll donate 10 100mcg Fentenyal patches but someone needs to apply them to his fatass. Dead by sun up. .
Is that enough for someone of his rotund stature? Seriously? Is it?
500 mg of Succinylcholine will fix the problem
Yes Succ without sedation…actually a pretty horrible way to check out.
1000 mcg is enough to kill him but I’ll donate more. The NARCAN nasal spray I’ll toss in the trash..
A 5 gallon bucket of sugar free gummy dicks would help him to control his weight.
Pack on a few more pounds there, Danny, and you can get your own zip code. At what table for six will you be seated for Golden Corral’s tribute to veterans?
To quote Weird Al:
If I have one more
Pie a la mode
I’m gonna need
My own Zip Code
That’s cruel. Funny as hell but cruel. I like it.
I was going to say this piece of whale blubber can go fuck himself, but I think he’s way too fat to be able to do that…
I think this is the wall we’ve been looking for at the border. He’d turn away an entire horde of Hondurans.
Imagine if you could get that round mound of fat into a C-17, and drop him on the caravan of gang bangers?
That might be a violation of the Law of Armed Conflict.
Shit. I remember this fat POS the last time you posted him. Fake ass misspelled certificate, novelty Area 51 badge and all.
Who in the blue fuck goes into a graduate program that costs 200K? (Im sure tuition is 20k and various “sundries” are the other 180).
Daniel J. Wall is so fat, he sweats gravy!
Daniel J. Wall is so fat, I had to take 2 busses to get on his good side!
I told Daniel J. Wall it was chilly outside, so he went and got a spoon!
Daniel J. Wall is SO FAT that the last time he wore a yellow rain suit he had people running up behind him yelling “TAXI!!!”.
When they get to that size… 900 lbs, they die. You won’t find a 70 year old who weighs that much. My guess is that the grim reaper stops his stolen valor behavior before long.
I already have him penciled in…💀⚰️
Frankly, he IS an inspiration to lose weight.
He can’t even sit up? He could suffocate under the weight of himself on his lungs.
Daniel J. Wall is so fat, when he got on the scale, the display read “One at a time, please!”
He is the walrus, goo goo g’joob.
He makes an oversized walrus look lean.
That fat fuck is going to eat that flag.
I’ve seen that sort of behaviour before with boa constrictors & pythons, they squeeze it until it stops moving then swallow it down, BURP! & FART! at the same time to make space.
Looks like He has quite a few in his belly already,
Probably needs to be pushed out in the sun so He can digest them.
Daniel J. Wall has more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
The last time Daniel J. Wall was at the beach, Greenpeace tried to put him in the water and escort him to the open ocean!
The Stranger:
You’re killing me with all your jokes.. 😅😂
The same with API: “Taxi!”
Just some golden oldies from my misspent youth. Most are variations of “Yo mama” jokes….also known as “Playing the dozens.”
Daniel J. Wall could make Guam tip all by hisself.
Thank you, Congressman Johnson!
Daniel Wall is so fat, The Chinese saw him and said, “Hey, how did our wall get to America?”
Fat ass.
He was a hoot the last time he came here to defend himself.
Yep, talking about secret bases on Mars, sinister planets, aliens, being a genetically modified super soldier….entertaining in a pathetic sort of way.
Dayum, that dwarf planet holding a flag must be what’s pulling satellites out of orbit. My old First Sergeant, USMC type lives near the Goodyear blimp I oughta let him know about the doughyboy and his fuckery.
He’s the reason Mars is no longer a Planet. Scientists saw him and said, “Well, Mars is smaller than him, so it must not be a planet!”
Daniel J. Wall = lying fat fuck. There are people in the Sudan that are starving because of him…
When he steps in the ocean all the tide charts have to be adjusted.
Sweet Jeebus, Senior – entire species have gone extinct because he had lunch. I heard he’s got his own congressman…
He could feed all of Sudan with his blubber and still have enough to feed half of Chad…
Does that include South Sudan (now an independent country)?
Yes it does; there’s plenty of blubber to go around…
“My Six Hundred Pound Life” … Stars and Stipes Edition
Daniel J. Wall can’t lose weight, he can only find it!
He identifies as the owner of Coos County Computer Services. Well, I’m guessing he doesn’t make house calls. Soooo, people actually go into that house with their computer? How do they get the stink out of their own clothes? No way in hell someone goes into that place and leaves a computer.
Lardass needs to start with Full Metal Jacket…
I had to refresh myself on this guy and wow he is seriously believing what he’s shi**ing. On a side note tomorrow I will be visiting the Beirut memorial outside Camp Johnson. “They Came In Peace” Semper Fi
I would have thought that a real marine would have picked a more manly method for committing suicide than gluttony.
When he does the death rattle there will be a tsuanami of blubber. Coffee cups will look like the scene from Jurasic Park for ten miles.
The bed will collapse. The power will go out.
Nuke plants will shut down. NORAD will scramble all available assets.
When this fool farts, all homes within a half mile are warned of WMD. One thing to his credit….every night he has a different roll of fat to make love to. Why not make something positive out of this lard ass? Stick a telephone pole up his ass and parade him around town all lit up with kerosene. He could provide light for the entire town. Of course his name would have to be changed from Daniel Wall to Mr. Light Wall.
He just posted more Beirut BS on his book of the face – https://www.facebook.com/daniel.wall.108
His FB postings are worth reading if you want to be amused by pure tinfoil bullshit: Wideload has been arrested; FBI director admits massive cover up; all FBI agents arrested, etc., stuff along those lines. Looked through a few dozen postings and not one is valid. His first post details, again, how he was thrown on the ‘pile’ of dead bodies. This guy is genuinely a sick mofo. Hey, Wall, put down that pizza. You’ve had enough for a dozen people. Who, exactly is enabling you by bringing you massive amounts of food, all day long? You could knock off 200 pounds by the end of the year by going on a strict diet. You could possibly get a dietitian to come to your house to monitor your intake. They would look upon this as a challenge. Don’t look for the VA to do it, though; you’re not a veteran.
Daniel J. Wall is an fat, he sat on a quarter, got up, and left behind 2 dimes and a nickel!
Dammit, should have been “so”…
Why build a wall when we already have one?
Nobody gonna crawl over that.
Even the buzzrds won’t touch it.