Monday morning feel good stories.
From Tolland, CT
A 25-year-old Connecticut man faces several charges after firing shots in his house at what he told police may have been a ghost. Christain Devaux of Tolland is due in court on Sept. 11 on charges including the illegal discharge of a firearm, making a false statement to police, second-degree reckless endangerment, misusing an emergency call, and disorderly conduct.
Police say Devaux put two bullet holes in his wall on July 26, initially reporting the incident as an attempted break in.
He later told police that he is a paranormal investigator and that he believes the intruder was actually a spirit.
Devaux, who is free on $5,000 bond, did not immediately return a telephone call seeking comment. State police told the Journal Inquirer of Manchester that Devaux had made a similar report back in 2011.
I don’t make them up, I just report them. Have a nice Labor Day.
Category: Feel Good Stories
The only thing that would make this story better is if old Shit-Stain (Oops, Christain) was running around the house in a pair of skivvies.
Anyway, the Whiz Wheel™® score is:
Christain Devaux (FRPR*) 31 x 8 = 248
*Full Retard Past Rutabaga (H/T to API)
Makes you wonder if the ghost came out of a can, a bottle, a keg, or a pipe. Might even have been hiding inside one of those mushrooms from the cow patty.
Between this guy and the phony Ranger in the next post, CT is having a banner day.
Dick Blumenthal approves of his constituency.
Never saw a real ghostbuster using a gun. A vacuum, yes, but ballistic weaponry – no.
Maybe he left his flux capacitor at the shop for repairs.
But what do I know? Nothing. I know nothing! I hear nothing! I see nothing!
Didn’t he realize that the bullet would go right through the spirit/Johhny Walker red, Bombay gin, etc
Now that’s the “Spirit” Chris, Just keep shooting up your house.
Please tell me that the police took away his gun and gave him a ‘replica’ rape whistle.
This is unrelated to Monday morning feel good stories so I just want to say is check out what Molly Tibetts liberal father said about her late daughter and his view on immigration. Just saw it on my home page.