Saturday morning feel good stories.
From GARDEN GROVE, CA
A Garden Grove homeowner armed with a handgun helped catch a suspected burglar who broke into his neighbor’s home – and may have shot a second accomplice who got away, police said. He tried to detain the two men and his gun went off during the struggle. One suspect was tackled and held by the neighbors while another got away and drove off in a black Lincoln Navigator with paper plates.
From Dayton, OH
A 23-year-old man who shot another man multiple times tonight told police he shot his would-be robber. The 911 caller said the other man, who also was armed, fled in a blue Chevrolet Cruze, but not before he dropped his gun, according to the Montgomery County Regional Dispatch Center.
The shooting victim, a 22-year-old man, was shot multiple times, Dayton police Lt. Steven Bauer said. A worker said the incident happened at one of the gas pumps.
The gunshot victim was found inside his car a short distance away, on Home Avenue near U.S. 35 and was taken to Miami Valley Hospital with injuries not considered life-threatening, the lieutenant said.
From SELMA, AL
A woman is charged with shooting and killing her husband in Selma Tuesday morning.
It happened in the 2100 block of Church Street. Investigators say Carl Dixon was taking out the trash when a used condom fell out, and he presumed his estranged wife, Jackquelin Dixon, had been cheating on him. Investigators reported that after a confrontation Jackquelin Dixon fired several shots at Carl Dixon in the front yard.
He was struck once and died in the driveway.
Selma police charged Dixon with murder and placed her in the Dallas County jail on a $100,000 bond. Dixon has since posted her bond. District Attorney Michael Jackson says the case will be presented to a Dallas County grand jury in September.
So what have we learned here? If you find evidence that your Spousal Unit had an accidental discharge, hide the guns before you confront her. The good news is, she is out on bail and probably lonely gents. Have a nice day.
Category: Feel Good Stories
Flush your condiments … please.
Not if you have a septic system.
“[A]nother got away and drove off in a black Lincoln Navigator with paper plates.” Sometimes, it’s just too damn easy.
If she’s estranged from him, are they still in the same house? If not, then why was he going through – er, taking out her trash? And was he sleeping in the car outside the house?
Inquiring minds want to know.
In other news, space aliens have visited the Groom Lake air base three times this month and presented receipts for expenses to the Disbursing Officer. Some of the expenses were questionable.
Those dilithium crystals are pretty spendy.
Shot multiple times and no life threatening injuries. It’s those damn 9mm’s, shoulda used a .45.
“Jackquelin”?
Claw, come in, over;
Despite the fact that their 14 children by different mothers and fathers(/s) had been having a water balloon fight in the backyard a few hours earlier, the Whiz Wheel™® still says:
Jackquelin Dixon (BLDAM*) 45 x 5 = 225
*Bernathian Level Dumb Ass Move
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I’m amazed the CS homeowner isn’t in jail right now.
“Carl Dixon”, from “Good Times”, would have known better…
Any takers on Jackie Girl walking free after “past domestic abuse, he came at me, feared for my life, I did it for the chilren,” defense.
She may, as you put it, “be lonely Gents”. Nope, I’m not responding to her Craig’s List ad for “Lady who makes balloon animals needs someone to take out her trash.”