A Fort Jackson Brigade Commander Busted in Prostitution Sting

| July 28, 2018

Army Times, COL Fernando Guadalupe Jr. speaks during change of command.

A colonel from Fort Jackson decided that he was going to have some fun. Sorting through some prostitute advertisements, he came across a “winner”. He made contact, then initiated movement to the contact. He got to the destination and, with his groins stirring in anticipation to the frolicking that he was about to engage in, parked and walked towards the residence.

Excited that his fantasies were about to become real, he got closer to the door. He got to the home, but what he was hoping he could deliver on ended up being served to him.

Police operation, Operation Full Armor, busted COL Fernando Guadalupe during a sting operation. The operation scored prostitutes, male sex buyers, and child predators. The Colonel was arrested for trying to hire a sex worker.

COL Fernando Guadalupe is listed as one of the Brigade Commanders stationed at Fort Jackson. He has since been relieved of his duties:

Originally posted by Army Times:

According to the Army, Guadalupe has been the head of Fort Jackson’s Leader Training Brigade since January 2017. Before Fort Jackson, Guadalupe was the Resolute Support Mission director of staff at NATO headquarters and the chief of doctrine and tactics for the U.S. Army Aviation School of Excellence.

The screwing that he’s actually going to get might cost him more than $100.00.

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AW1Ed

Not a career-enhancing move, Fernando.

Mick

I’m wondering if ol’ Fernando here is still thinking that “it is better to look good than to feel good”.

And I’m thinking that he’s going to look “marvelous; absolutely marvelous” in an orange prison jumpsuit.

desert

Now its off to “Fernando’s Hideaway”! 😉

AnotherPat

His Biography to include assigments and awards:

http://usacimt.tradoc.army.mil/LTB/leadership.html

What a way to end a career.

A Proud Infidel®™️

I wonder if he’ll get off with something like a Letter Of Reprimand and a fine, we’ve seen other “Buzzards” and high ranking Officers skate with a slap on the wrist for worse!

Mason

Hey, if a guy who intentionally shoots down a friendly aircraft during an exercise can get nominated for a star, surely this guy’s got a shot. His odds in the previous administration would have been vastly superior.

100E

It’s a shame to see his career end this way. Had he been caught trolling a public men’s room in a bus station, he’d probably never have been busted.

rgr769

Yeah, random homo sex is likely not a problem, according to Commander 0’s standards in his regime. Since the COL. has his twenty in, he will likely be quietly retired. Shame he boned his career instead of some hooker. According to his bio, he was very likely headed for a star.

Claw

Hey Pat, if you want to read a little comedy gold, check out the awards and decorations section of the official bio on the Brigade E-9 on your link.

I guess at TRADOC they just throw AR 600-8-1/AR 672-5-1 and AR 670-1 out the window when it comes to writing up stuff.

Who knew that subsequent awards of the Army Good Cookie had switched over from loops/clasps to oak leaf clusters and that the Army Overseas Service Ribbon has changed into a Medal with tours being denoted by oak leaf clusters instead of numerals.

About six different people need to have their asses kicked to the moon for allowing crap like that to appear in an official biography.

But it is TRADOC, so YMMV./smile

AnotherPat

Claw: I am LMAO!!!!!

TRADOC sures loves those Oak Leaf Clusters…

Tried to find a picture of him with his Blues (Class A?) to see if he is actually wearing a GCM and OSR with oak leaf clusters…so far, no luck, but will keep searching.

What an embarrassment…don’t know if Jackson’s PAO came up with his Bio or HQs now at Eustis instead of Monroe…but you are right…a half of dozen TRADOC folks need to do a Redo..just imagine if that was a GO Bio and they made the same boo-boo..

Time for TRADOC to rewrite AR 670-1 so that the young troops can pass PLDC, BNCOC (do they even have those courses?) or better yet, justification for the 1st SEAC to have 3 NDSM…😉

Thank You, Claw, for the laugh…

Claw

The big laugh for me was that he has also been awarded an Army Service MEDAL./smile

AnotherPat

I can hear a Trainee now…”Drill SGT, do we get an Army Service Medal when we graduate….the one that is featured in CSM’s Biography you had us memorize…”

Wonder how long it will take for TRADOC to discover these NO-GOs…😉

AnotherPat

thebesig: Thank you for answering my question by providing updates on those courses. Do Soldiers/Units still conduct CTT with those green books…and do Soldiers still carry those green memo pads…(am outdating myself..)😎

AnotherPat

Thank you again, thebesig…wow, CTT on cellphones…I am a Dinosaur…

Speaking of Dinosaur…I pulled up the CSM Twitter account and saw pictures of trainees eating Thanksgiving meal in the Messhall with their weapons on their person or on the dining facility floor (M16s)..and went What???

https://mobile.twitter.com/pblais6816?lang=en

Don’t recall carrying my weapon in a messhall while going through Basic Training. We had an Arms Rooms.

And those weapons in the pictures have red flashers.

Only time I had my weapon on me while in a messhall was when I was deployed in a Combat Theater..(and lived with my weapon 24/7).

Times have changed.

NHSparky

Hope it was worth it, Colonel.

Mick

Idiot.

And you can bet that this wasn’t his first time pulling this shit.

This was just the first time that he got caught.

Doc Savage

Relax’n in Jackson with a rub ‘n a tug.

Brilliant.

AnotherPat
Ret_25X

What an appalling lack of maturity and wisdom on display for all to learn from.

You can bet your bottom dollar this is neither the first time, nor the only manner in which his stupidity was revealed.

Old Tanker

Nice job dumbass for throwing your career away. One would think that a person of your age and experience would understand how to get a nice lady on your own instead of hiring a hooker. I hope you didn’t screw up your unit as badly as you did your career.

Fix2!

So, will he be allowed to retire as an O-6, or bumped down to O-5? Wasn’t there a major general who was retired as a Lt Col because of a long term affair with a civilian staffer?

5JC

Well, he wasn’t exactly playing with a sock puppet.

Hondo

That likely will depend on how much TIG he had as an O6 before this happened, as well as what an investigation of the individual turns up. As I recall, per Title 10 the required TIG to retire as an O5 or above is 3 years. That may still be waiveable (it could be waived down to 2 years some years ago, but I don’t know if that’s still authorized today). Given the public nature of this incident, I’d give long odds that any request for a waiver (if still authorized) in this guy’s case will be denied. If the guy had 3 or more years TIG before this incident AND an investigation turns up no prior misconduct, he may be able to retire as an O6. If he had less than 3 years TIG, I’d bet on a determination of “did not serve satisfactorily at the grade of O6” and he’ll retire as an O5 – unless an investigation determines a pattern of longstanding such misconduct. In the latter case, it depends on just how far back the pattern of misconduct goes. Best example I can think of was an Army MG who as I recall ended up getting caught boinking a subordinate’s wife – and retired as a COL. An investigation determined he’d done similar deeds as a BG also. Since the misconduct carried on over a long period of time, he didn’t have the required “good” TIG as a BG – and he had less than 3 years TIG when he was hammered as a MG. He was determined to have “not served successfully” at the grades O7 and O8 – and was retired as an O6. https://www.nytimes.com/1999/11/17/us/general-is-demoted-2-ranks-and-made-to-retire-in-sex-case.html Sidebar: I worked briefly for the man during the mid-1980s. Helluva officer; too bad he couldn’t have kept his zipper zipped. Otherwise, I’d guess he’d have ended up with 4 stars. Another case was that of USAF Col Michael D. Murphy. He was a JAG officer, and had had his law license suspended for 7 years prior to his entry into the USAF. He’d later lied on his application… Read more »

HMC Ret

If there is an upside to this it is the following I ripped from a Google article:

“Guadalupe was one of 38 people arrested in the Richland County Sheriff’s Department’s “Operation Full Armor,” where the arrests range from prostitution to the solicitation of a minor.

The colonel’s charge is not associated with minors.”

No youngsters involved. Had there been, I would have been for a few decades, at least, in the slammer. As it is, ‘all’ he will forfeit is his career. /sarc

5JC

Yeah but the Boy Scout leader they busted was. Except I am confused because I thought there were no more Boy Scouts.

AnotherPat

He’s not the first Officer being caught soliciting for a prostitute in a sting operation. Remember this Marine Colonel?

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=75435

AnotherPat

And we round it off with an Air Force O3 (except he was trying to get it on with a 14 year old). What is interesting on this story is that two other Military personnel were also caught in this 2017 sting:

http://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-polk-sex-sting-arrests-20170321-story.html

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

It looks like he found Fernando’s Hidaway, It’s Fernandos Hideaway DA DA.

Mick

And he looks “marvelous; absolutely marvelous”.

Mick

ABBA also sang a song about Fernando.

(I hope that I didn’t hit anyone with an ‘Earworm’ by bringing that up. Heh heh heh…)

Bill M

Crap, not that song. The only way to kill it is to think Momma Mia…

A Proud Infidel®™️

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Starbux

I’m sure they will convince him to quietly retire with a reprimand and possibly he might be retired at O5. One thing is sure, he won’t make a star. You have to be general qualified before you can even be considered for an appointment. Being removed from command is an auto disqualifying offense.

Club Manager, USA ret.

He should have done it the old fashioned way and used his rank to screw a subordinate. WAR STORY ALERT: In 1962 by chance overhearing two WAF’s talking in line for a food truck snack. “What kind of APR did he give you?” “Outstanding of course”. Did you fuck him to get it?” ‘Yes, once a year at APR time.

streetsweeper

What are the chances he ends up in a Sex Offender Registry? Pretty sure it’ll fry his ass….

Mason

Solicitation of prostitution usually doesn’t rate as a sex offense. In most jurisdictions it’s only a misdemeanor. Not rising to the level of a sex offender registration. That’s for the predatory offenses like rapists and kiddy diddlers.

Retired Grunt

You don’t end up on the registry for soliciting, at least not yet. If that was the case all of the prostitutes would have to be on the registry as well.

rgr769

Then the whole purpose of the registry would be obviated. Most of the male population over 30 has enjoyed the services of a professional at some point. Especially those of us stationed overseas in places where prostitution is common and not necessarily illegal. In the Viet of the Nam, we referred to “R and R” (rest and recuperation leave) as “I and I” for a reason.

streetsweeper

My bad, gentlemen. Left eye was reading one thing and my right eye didn’t notice it was for solicitation. I saw the word “minor” and first thought was boy did he screw da pooch. Been a long couple weeks on this end so, front n leaning rest position. There, I whipped out 20 pushups. lol

Ex-PH2

So if I understand this voyage to the Land of Stupidity, if you PAY for it, it doesn’t count in the eyes of nubs like this Fernando? Seems to me that if he’d scanned a few truck stops or greasy spoon diners, he might have gotten a better deal and not cost himself some exposure to public embarrassment.

Nah, he’s still stupid. He’d probably fall for those Ashely Madison ads that show up above the TAH banner, too. Seriously, dude, grow up. Get a couple copies of whatever the rag is now and spend some time in the bathroom.

Trapper Frank

Good enough looking that he shouldn’t have to pay for pussy.

rgr769

Well not in the fee for services sense, but it would have likely only cost the expenses of a few dates with a consenting adult he found appealing. (I am assuming he isn’t married, cohabiting with his wife, as Big Green still frowns on adultery, unless one is gay or lesbianese, which is the new civil right of everyone in the military.

MSG Eric

Years ago I heard the saying, “Sex you pay for is cheaper than sex you get for free.” However, I don’t see that as applying to this particular case.

A Proud Infidel®™️

I once heard a man refer to Alimony as “Fuckin’ you get for fuckin’ you got”.

streetsweeper

*Bingo*

Starbux

What in the hell is going on with senior officers being busted for this shit?

Air Force O6 busted for kiddie porn
Marine O6 busted for prostitution
Marine O6 busted for being a pedo
Navy O6’s being busted for this
Army O6’s being removed for this and other crap

MSG Eric

They are being caught more often these days is all. AND, more specifically, technology is not letting it be swept under the rug as it once was. (Yay internet?)

Holden Magroin

Been going on for ages. Social media means that it isn’t as easy to get away with as it historically has been.

Holden

Wireman611

They are the ones Obobo left in.

Hack Stone

Don’t worry, he was practicing safe sex; he brought along his reflective PT belt.

Skippy

Word ^^^^^

BHWHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Roh-Dog

^This.

Roh-Dog

SpaceA to Thailand never crossed your freaking mind?!
Or wait for a USARPAC assignment and a Cobra Gold rotation, or a Korea rotation, or just go to the dark web…FFS.
Or do what I do, DON’T HIRE WHORES!
It’s a lot more fun to date them, for 3 years now, she’s watching me type this. She’s awesome!

AnotherPat

Don’t forget Balikatan in the Phllipines…😉

Actually was thinking the same thing. He might have gone on one of those Far East deployments (he was with the 25th ID in Hawaii at the beginning of his career).

Course, one should always be careful in those Far East countries when seeking sweet one night stand love. One may end up with a Ka-Toy…

My, My, My

No happy ending in that dumb-asses cards.

Jarhead

Methinks he has already caught a big break merely because he was of that rank. Click on the $100 at the top of this page, down below his picture. Clearly says the web site he solicited was for 13 & 14 year old girls. Nothing else about any other business primary. Could the charges have been reduced because of the dude’s rank? I mean those running the sting could have very well been above legal age doing the typing on the emails to prospective John’s. That way it would be easy to reduce charges at will. But $100, did he not value either hand at $50 each? Seriously, could those running the scam bait web site not have noticed the dude’s name and rank and advised him to not go any further, offering him the least expensive and least embarrassing solution to him after he was already in over his head? Without actually being let in the door and face a supposed target, he would have the easy out. Think I’m kidding? Go back and reread the story. At first glance it could have and probably was read as the sting house was housing prostitutes, male sex buyers, and child predators. In fact, the story simply implies that all three were in the list of those busted….not those offering services via email. Really? Aren’t most (if not all) all of those web sites seeking potential customers set up to lure in John’s in the business of seeking underage predators? Let’s face it, how many sites offering male prostitutes have ever been exposed by LEO? There’s more to this case, unlikely we are ever going to be told the truth. Pretty much what one would expect had it been a politician who had been similarly arrested under the same circumstances.

HMC Ret

Posting again:

A Google article states:

“Guadalupe was one of 38 people arrested in the Richland County Sheriff’s Department’s “Operation Full Armor,” where the arrests range from prostitution to the solicitation of a minor.

The colonel’s charge is not associated with minors.”

Quote directly from Google. True? IDK. Look it up.

Holden Magroin

Bad move. That said, if the prostitute had been a dude or trans, the COL may have been promoted on the spot. Who knows.

Holden

AnotherPat

“According to the incident report from the Richland County Sheriff’s Department, Guadalupe propositioned an undercover law enforcement officer for sex and agreed to pay $100 for 30 minutes of “sexual services.”

So in reality, the “Prostitute” was a LEO. Newspaper article did not mention the gender of the undercover cop.

Richland County, South Carolina. One can now watch their LEOs LIVE on A&E “Live PD”. Pretty good reality show. And I mean REALITY. Not fake “reality” as those other “staged reality” shows.

UpNorth

Did you see that Richland County deputy who looks like he lifts Ford F-150’s for fun? The guy is massive.

MSG Eric

On the one hand, at least he wasn’t screwing initial entry trainees stationed at Ft Jackson.

Secondly, as an officer at Ft Jackson, SC, has he actually ever been off post? Columbia is a freaking college town and a nice one. He could’ve hooked up with dozens of college girls with daddy issues and had his knob polished for free.

Schmuck.

roy goldammer

NICE>>>

MSG Eric

Well, with that I don’t see him making many good decisions so he might very well have been “so busy”. heh.

Dennis

Adios, amigo. Thank you for your service.

Lars Taylor's Narcissism

All he had to do was poop all over himself in the field, like what I did during annual training, and he would have had every private fucking with him.

During the last drill that I was at, I was walking through the hallway when I chanced on three privates talking. The one that saw me said, “Aint that some shit!” I knew he was talking to me. So I started to get on his case.

Then, someone among another group of soldiers made fart noises, followed by snort laughs and giggles.

Ex-PH2

I have a solution to this problem. It’s as old as history, and we all know it, but it can be resolved by simply requiring hookers to get a license.

Why does this make sense? Ask Heinlein – it was his idea, y’know. I think it was in one of his Lazarus Long novels.

Seriously, let’s quit getting our undies in a wad over sex and do something that will take the idiocy out of the whole thing. Licensing hookers and requiring tests to renew those licenses will not only ensure a healthier industry, it will also bring in tax revenues and the cops can put their energy into real criminal behavior.

Of course, that will take the ‘doing something naughty’ out of it, but safe sex for the troops is imperative, isn’t it?

Maybe it will stop the ‘girl makes the first move’ banner ads that I keep seeing on Google. Those are far less interesting to me than ads for Kitchen Aid stand mixers.

Wireman611

I would think that a colonel would at least learn to play with his privates

Green Thumb

Moron.

jon spencer

At least he was not trying to tap subordinates or dependents.

*That we know of anyway.

HMC Ret

And he was NOT involved with minors. See above two posts re this. Several Google references state he had no interaction with children. If there is a ‘good’ downside, that is it.

E4 Mafia For Life.

On an unrelated note, I notice he is wearing a black beret with OCP uniform. Is that because he is at a Change Of Command? Or is this still some kind of commander discretion thing?