Peter Edward Karpovich III; phony Marine Recon sniper
Our partners at Military Phonies share their work on this Peter Edward Karpovich fellow. He claims to be a former Marine Corps Force Recon and a sniper;
The Marine Corps only remembers that he served for 60 days, not even completing Boot Camp, let alone Recon and sniper training;
He wasn’t even ninja enough to get away with Food Stamp fraud;
It doesn’t look like he suffered much or missed any meals without food stamps.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
Cocksucker!
KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
Shack!
Bring it back around for an immediate re-attack due to this assclown falsely claiming that he was a USMC Force Recon sniper and for falsely claiming that HE WAS ON THE ROOF OF THE MARINE BARRACKS IN BEIRUT WHEN IT WAS BLOWN UP.
Expend all on your next pass.
Cleared hot.
Cocksucker!
Cocksucker!
Cocksucker!
Slow, Harmless, and Noisy is more like it.
Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life.
Yeah, why are they always super fat and sitting in a chair with no shirt (and who knows what else is missing) taking laptop pics like for their profile. What The Mother Fuck.
I also love how ALL these dick bags have like tons of service shirts and hats. I think I have like 2 or 3 shirts that might have some reference to my service (Combat Vets Association shirt, and a couple of t-shirts, maybe). But somehow these guys have sweatshirts, tshirts, polos, collared shirts with badges, sweat pants, 14 hats, etc, etc.
Truth. About all I have is a ballcap from my first boat and a couple of Legion t-shirts, along with a few shirts from Ranger Up.
But according to someone wHo TyPEs LiKe Uh RuTurDEd 14-YEar OlD gUrl, my wearing a Ranger Up shirt somehow makes me guilty of Stolen Valor.
Some fucktards just don’t know when to let it go.
I have 10 Navy ball caps, 3 Fire dept caps and 1 ARNG cap plus top left dresser draw full of Fire dept tee shirts and bottom drawer full of Navy tee shirts. Right top drawer has 2 Navy golf shirts and 2 Navy tees. bottom drawer has politicaly incorrect tee shirts. I may have gone a LITTLE overboard on all this clothing but I’m legit.
I have a few old command ball caps floating around that I don’t wear, and my boonie hat with Aircrew Wings and First Class Crow (gold stripes, thank you), that I do, for shooting and fishing occasions.
And that’s about it.
Call ole Dallas a LEG, he loves that!
He is more like something between a 60 year old crack whore’s legs.
Originally posted by ARon Yeah, why are they always super fat and sitting in a chair with no shirt (and who knows what else is missing) taking laptop pics like for their profile. What The Mother Fuck. Chances are, the piss poor judgment that they commonly make in their daily lives extends to their decisions regarding diet and exercise. Peter Edward Karpovich, phony Marine Recon Sniper, shows that he lacks the discipline needed to resist the urge to eat things that makes him blow up in size. Possibly, the same lack of discipline that contributed to his failed attempt at being in the military. He’s not seeing, in his photos and in his reflections in the mirror, what we see. Instead, he sees himself as he thinks he is rather than what he actually is. He is also attempting to play up the phony movie/novel military man persona. Also, the fact that he wouldn’t factor in the Internet’s reach, regarding his photos and claims, speaks volumes about his poor judgment. Originally posted by ARon I also love how ALL these dick bags have like tons of service shirts and hats. I think I have like 2 or 3 shirts that might have some reference to my service (Combat Vets Association shirt, and a couple of t-shirts, maybe). But somehow these guys have sweatshirts, tshirts, polos, collared shirts with badges, sweat pants, 14 hats, etc, etc. This has as much to do with convincing himself of his lies as it does convincing others. Going back to the poor judgment that I mentioned here, the series of poor judgments that he made may have reduced the “atta boys” that he could have received, and removed him from contention with regards to having a resume to be proud of. He has seen one botched, or failed attempt, after another. Chances are good that he has been lackluster throughout his life. Standing up a phony persona is one way for him to fill a hole that he could not fill with merit-based activity. He simply “eats up” the prizes and accolades that his phony… Read more »
17 Recon Marines and their Corpsman died in that explosion….so ahmmma also add a special and personal ESAD to you, Pete.
Another KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!! and direct hit.
From the Military Phonies link above:
‘Several people have reported that he tells a story of being a sniper that was on top of the Marine Barracks building in Beirut, Lebanon when it was bombed and rode the roof down.’
Assclown is also wearing a USMC Lebanon pin on that USMC Veteran cap in the photos posted above.
Hopefully Dave Hardin and Forest Green will also roll in hot here soon on this lying shitbird.
Release the hounds.
I’m sure he couldn’t correctly identify any unit that was actually involved in the bombing or any other aspect of the Beirut operations.
I would love to spend a little time asking him questions.
Forrest, what unit were you with? I was with Lima 3/8. I was in the Root before and then again after the MAU headquarters bombing. Captain Chuck Johnson was our skipper the first tour. He the cat that jumped up on the Israeli tank.
The only thing that Peter Edward Karpovich, phony Marine Recon Sniper, rode down was from what he could’ve been but didn’t bother working toward. He fell flat on his face in life. 🙄
If there were as many Marine Corps Snipers on that rooftop as the phonies claim there wouldn’t have needed to be a bombing. The building would have collapsed under the weight of all those phony fucks.
He has admitted that he took a seat in an all-expenses paid woodworking class that is run by a Canadian Veteran for Veterans suffering PTSD. His admission is in a letter to TV guy and opera singer Mike Rowe (Dirty Jobs, Deadliest Catch and Pagliacci.) This clown is no ordinary poser. Just by coincidence, he wants to start a class of his own and needs start-up funds. Phuk him. Marine snipper.
Did I forget to mention that he’s a lying sac-o-shit, a lard ass, not to mention a sac-o-shit and a lard ass?
And fraud. Sac-o-shit, lard ass, and fraud.
Now that he’s been outed, he’ll probably claim that he still suffers PTSD trauma from the humiliation of being booted from recruit training via a trainee discharge; oh the horrors…
http://www.mytwintiers.com/news/local-news/gst-boces-holds-veterans-day-event/854494921
Speaking of which… at the 28-30 second mark on this news video he speaks of the similar harships he faced “after we came back” in the context of Iraq and Afghan war vets returning home.
“… came back” from where? Boot camp?
same article
Many like Marine Corps veteran Peter Karpovich were brought to tears during the reading. “You know a lot of us have lived that after we’ve come back, we’ve been on the floor, we’ve wrapped ourselves in a blanket which in the marine corps we call is a woobie, and months go by and that’s how you survive.”
He barely got the creases out of a wool blanket.
Maybe it’s “older” Corps, but in 24 years I never heard a blanket called a “woobie”. Maybe someone can enlighten me, and I’ll take my “woobie” party quietly. 86 – 10
I’ve heard a poncho liner occasionally/jokingly called a ‘woobie’, but never a blanket.
The woobie is the Infantry (Army for sure – Marines I don’t know) nickname for the Poncho Liner. Definitely not for a wool blanket.
That could be called a Wooly?
Although I’ve had woody under both at different points in time.
I heard the term woobie for poncho liner, rubber lady (or field bitch) for isopore mats(ridgrest mats are da bomb)and calling a field jacket liner a smoking jacket constantly thru my career.
I had never heard the smoking jacket reference. Funny though! It looks kind of fancy with all the quilted little segments.
I loved wearing that liner under my BDU’s in the field when it was cold so I could ACT hard by “not wearing my field jacket.” Lol.
I saw recently a small mom & pop selling “woobie” smoking jackets.
They run about $55 ‘ish.
If it were $10 I would buy one for shits and giggles.
I don’t recall what happened to my poncho liner (87-91).
Probably burned it with the rest of my gear before we left Iraq.
https://www.facebook.com/woobiesmokingjacket/
Also, you might have seen the DD-214 Woobie.
I would like to get that and an Article 15 Woobie.
We always referred to the sleeping mats as “puss pads and the poncho liner as a “woobie”.
That “woobie” was the most valuable non-weapon piece of gear I carried in the Viet of the Nam. You could be soaking wet from rain and wrap up in in under a poncho shelter; and two hours later wake up with dry jungle fatigues. In the Central Highlands, it was the only thing keeping you comfortable at night, along with that sleeping shirt. So yeah, I had to have my woobie.
We just called the poncho liner a poncho liner although we only used it as a blanket in our sleeping bag. We called the green “pool raft” the rubber bitch but we also had a thin green foam mat that we used for padding under the sleeping bag. I never used the rubber bitch, but I did always carry the foam liner. I was in the Marines from 81 to 85. Not sure what they use today.
I retired from the army infantry in 1994 and never heard the term “woobie” then; it always was, and shall be forevermore, a poncho liner.
Maybe that nickname came about in the 21st century?
Only place I ever heard it outside the Army was in “Mr. Mom”. One of the kids calls his security blanket his woobie. I guess it fits.
It was never called anything but a poncho liner during my time. And most of us thought it was one of the best pieces of gear to come out of the war. The fact the military is till using them fifty years later shows what a great piece of field gear it is. Now those blow up air mattresses are another story.
I never heard anyone call it anything but a poncho liner either when I was in (2001-06).
Maybe it was a Hollywood Marine thing? haha
HaHaHa!
“… came back” from where? Boot camp?
Brucies Bath House (Entrance in the rear) after the “Fisting Friday” festivities…
I watched the linked video of him talking about “after we came back.” He must have been referring to returning from one of his many visits to the Golden Corral buffet. I hope this shitbird enjoys his “fame” on the interwebs, cuz Gooogle is forever.
Fraudulent Representations About Receipt of Military
Decorations or Medals. Whoever, with intent to
obtain money, property, or other tangible benefit, fraudulently holds
oneself out to be a recipient of a decoration or medal described in
subsection (c)(2) or (d) shall be fined under this title, imprisoned not
more than one year, or both.
Doesn’t matter. He’s still a snipper, not a sniper.
Snipper forever and ever, amen!
If he daddy would’ve been snipped, we would’ve been saved from reading this shit.
His Daddy is like Sadaam Hussein , he should have pulled out early.
Peter “pumper” Karpovich’s Dad didn’t even impregnate his Mom…
She caught him wacking off and chose to self inseminate herself while cleaning up the mess he left.
She was a clearing barrel. Negligent discharge.
Actually, his parents and the rest of his family have, and want ,nothing to do with him. His mom died in 2007 and he didn’t even acknowledge it. His dad is a real decent guy and called his son and ”went off” on him after hearing about this. I met this poser back in ’89 and he was lying about it then.
Dang, recruit Fatbody here couldn’t even beat out Gunga Dan; that is one sorry (and fatty) piece of shit right there…
He is a pretty sad example of the triple-chin commando of the big buffet.
Dude’s a bad looking hombre. I’d guess the DIs were afraid of him and had him discharged to protect the other recruits.
At a glance, he was probably a legend in the mess hall and regular at the Golden Corral.
He looks like a highly experienced Golden Corral Assault Commando as well as being another bony eared assfish!
Reminds me of that fat bald fuck in NC who rolls into every place that puts on a free feed for vets on Veteran’s Day, Memorial Day, etc., and just bellies up to the trough.
Fuck him too while we’re at it.
Are you talking about Johnny Shepard, a.k.a. “Johnny Bea”, they guy that bragged that he was going to eat at Golden Corral, or something similar, on Veteran’s day, while wearing a Gulf War hat?
There was an article here about him:
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=53849
There I was… knee deep in spent EBT cards at the threshold of another SNAP application and evaluation. I reached deep down inside myself…
Last time this guy reached “deep down inside himself” he probably picked out a huge chunk of Fromunda cheese.
yeah…he “reached deep down” all right.
Now he has sticky fingers….
what a felcher.
He’s got that Vincent D’Onofrio thing happening in the first photo. He just needs to look at us through his eyebrows to complete the picture.
Pvt Pyle made it through.
(Jelly donut Pyle, not singer Pyle)
Then again -Gomer- puts this donkey dropping to shame…
Nah! First thing I thought of was “Curly-Joe” DeRita … the replacement for Curly Howard of Three Stooges fame.
I didn’t like Shemp or Curly’s replacement. There can be only one Curly.
Amen, brother!
https://youtu.be/QxxQhZBxo4A?t=48
Slapstick comedy gold there. Thanks for the link.
Woob-woob-wooob!
Nyuck-Nyuck-Nyuck.
…and he’s holding a kid in a blankie.
All he has to do is shut his stupid mouth before the kid starts to understand English.
What a jerk!!
And what pisses me off all the more is that this no-load, mouth-breathing, sister-fucking, booger-eating, should have been a blowjob is taking away resources that should have gone to deserving vets, not him.
Dear Peter–or is that DICK?
Eat a bag of dicks. Preferably sugar-free gummy ones, cause you look like you could drop a few lbs of those man tits alone.
Blowjob hell, he should have stayed a cumstain in the back seat of an AMC Pacer.
I was gonna say Germlin. But Pacer works too. Both ugly as hell lol
hey! Fond memories of a certain Pacer…:)
I’ll give the Pacer this, you always had a 360 view out of it with all the window room.
Okay, a rusted out Rambler.
API, for what it’s worth, the original 1976 AMC Pacer from Wayne’s World sold at auction in late 2016 for $37,000. It still had the optional overhead licorice dispenser.
Party on…
The flames painted on the sides were a nice touch.
The “Mirthmobile” from “Wayne’s World” is okay, but I’m still gonna make fun of AMC Pacers.
Make it a ’73 Ford Pinto and you might have something.
I knew a guy in HS who had a 5.0 liter engine in a Pacer. Looked like crap, but it hauled ass.
I heard that Ford Motor Company is about to reintroduce the Pinto model, they’ll be called “Chariots of Fire”.
Groan.
Peter Edward Karpovich III is not a disabled Veteran.
Peter Edward Karpovich III is not a Marine Sniper.
Peter Edward Karpovich III is a liar.
Peter Edward Karpovich III is a disgrace.
Welcome to your new Google fame, Pete. The interwebs are forever.
Swift, silent and deadly only when approaching unattended buffets. His mugshot is up at every one in his area with NO BUFFET under it. And he’s a welfare fraud, too? I’m shocked, shocked. His family must be so proud – fat, lazy AND stupid he hit the trifceta what a way to go through life. Jerk.
Ya , people wash out of boot camp for whatever reason, it happens. But if want to serve again you take the discharge. Wait the alloyed time and go back in. Maybe you’ll be more mature, more ready the second time around. You don’t take it and live a lie . I got hurt in boot camp third phase, they sent me home. But the second SEAC. Who was my DI at the time pulled me aside and said don’t let this thing kick you in the ass. You want to serve bad enough you find a way to make it happen. So I waited until I was 33. Joined the Army. Did 8 years of good , honorable service. Including an OEF / OIF deployment. No blemishes on my record until a heart condition. Sidelined me at the age of 41. The VA is taking good care of me now. And that DI who mentored me , became my friend of over 30 years. Watched his retirement of over 37 years. A few years ago . My point is this clown should have had gone back in and dip honorable service. Or he should have faded back into civilian life and chalked it up to a point where he failed in life. Either way. , to just claim some high speed job like sniper especially if he looks about as fit as do lol. Is just not good . It’s not a crime to blow it in your life at times. Or to fall short. It’s a crime to compound those failures with lies. Just sayin.
Nice touch that Military Phonies blurs out the faces of both the baby AND the cat!
Looks like Private Pyle has been hoarding more jelly donuts.
Looks like Private Pyle hate fucked a Sasquatch and this is the bastard love child
*SPEW ALERT!*
😀 😀
From the MP link Jonn provided:
‘…rode the roof down.’
— sigh —
And unsuspecting, gullible civilians actually believe that kind of poser bullshit.
He needs to have that USMC Lebanon pin shoved down his throat. My squadron was deployed to the Med during that op, flying direct support missions- my first Campaign medal.
Asshole.
I was on the fence about joining in 1983. When I was starting my senior year of HS. Then I saw the aftermath of the bombing on tv. I was leaning toward the Navy before then but it just made me sick to see the destruction I bawled. And then I went to see the Marines the next week.
The only thing that he “rode down” was an APL approved ” Phildo” aka:Anal Intruder with patented Gorilla-fist action (for those moments that he wants that freshly violated feeling).
Elmira, huh? Lots of older vets on the Southern Tier wouldn’t exactly appreciate listening to his bullshit.
Chubby asshole couldn’t hack it with “Third Herd” at PI? Fuck him and his bullshit PTSD.
Plus getting busted for food stamp and Medicaid fraud? ESAD you fat piece of shit.
Punisher logo for his body armor. Guess it’s safe to say he watched American Sniper.
I have a Punisher sticker on my Jeep, it don’t make me Chris Kyle. This guy is closer to Kyle from Southpark.
I was thinking more along the lines of Timaaaaay!!!
Choke your self PVT Pyle, not my hand!
He’s so fucked up he has to pay his left hand for sex.
Fucking gross!
I can’t stand those white-ish blue computer “I look really naked selfies.”
Especially fat ass nasty slobs.
I wondered what happened to Sling Blade. And now I know.
HEY Peter Edward Karpovich III, chin up, ALL FOUR of them !!!
Peter Edward Karpovich III falsely claims to be a Marine Corps Recon Sniper.
Peter Edward Karpovich III, is an EBT EBT and MEDICAID thief.
Peter Edward Karpovich III was discharged from Marine Corps basic training 60 days after he arrived.
Peter Edward Karpovich III never attended Marine Recon training. He failed to complete Marine Corp basic training.
Peter Edward Karpovich III never attended Sniper training. He failed to complete Marine Corps basic training.
Looks like the only “recon mission” he did was the snack bar.
In the last 37 years this lying turd, Peter Karpovich III, has undoubtedly spent more time in buffet lines than the 60 days he served in the USMC before he failed out of boot camp.
No service dog?
No motorcycle, blinged-out leather vest or do rag either.
If he was a bird, he’d be a ruby-faced cumsucker.
Ew, just EW.
Oh and FUCK YOU TOO.
Facebook page is lookie POOF.
From a reliable source:
Peter told someone that in 1983 he was on the roof of the BLT in Beirut when the building came down. He said was only 14 hours in Beirut and woke up in a hospital.
I don’t know about you but that sounds like a story worthy of a Purple Heart to me … hence, Stolen Valor.
Jeez, last thing I needed this morning was to see this fat, naked idiot. Had to wash my eyes with boric acid and tried to have hypnotism to erase that picture from my mind.
In the words of Berliner:
Peter Edward Karpovich III falsely claims to be a Marine Corps Recon Sniper.
Peter Edward Karpovich III, is an EBT EBT and MEDICAID thief.
Peter Edward Karpovich III was discharged from Marine Corps basic training 60 days after he arrived.
Peter Edward Karpovich III never attended Marine Recon training. He failed to complete Marine Corp basic training.
Peter Edward Karpovich III never attended Sniper training. He failed to complete Marine Corps basic training.
Peter Edward Krappingbitch – you suck, you coward
Peter Pop N Fresh is more like it. More rolls than a bakery, more chins than a Chinese phone book. Probably an epic neckfurter going on as well.
Karpovich, you double chinned, dick draining, non hacker, run drop. Recon these nuts, Douche.
More chins than a Chinese phone book.
UPDATE: A forward-leaning Beirut Vet just called and spoke to his father. He had looked up his name up online and found his father’s phone number. So he called it. The father said the son was discharged in boot camp for medical. His father was not aware of what his son was saying and doing. His father sounded disappointed and said he would take care of it.