Johnny “Bea” Elmo Sheppard, Junior

| July 14, 2014

We ran this moron’s first video years ago when he first started bragging that he was stealing valor and getting free stuff pretending that he was a veteran. When we put up his video, he obviously relished the attention he was getting from us, so I quit putting up his videos. Almost everyday, someone sends me one of his videos.

But, someone at Trek to the Troops was more interested in him than me and tracked him down. Mary sent us that link, by the way. But here’s how they tracked him down and they present a pretty good case for his ID.

They’ve contacted local media, apparently and I’m not encouraging anyone to visit him or the address of his trailer. I agonized over whether I should post this or not, because I’m sure he’s just drooling over the thought of suing someone.

My thought is that, if someone is mistaking that walrus-shaped object for a real veteran, they deserve any scam he pulls on them. If he came in my restaurant looking for free food, I’d suggest to him that he needs to skip one or two meals every day.

Mostly, I’m posting this to prevent the deluge of emails I’ll probably receive if I don’t post it. But the video is pretty instructive on how we hunt the phonies down to get their records when we want to give them attention.

Category: Shitbags

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MSGRetired

I was going to send you a link, but knew you would have a few hundred e-mail on him … North Carolina sure does have its share of Shitbags. I still say it has something to do with multiple chins !!!

rb325th

Always figured him to be a douche living in his mommies basement playing on his computer… he sure fits that stereotype to a “T”.
Guy who made the video though, you need to fix the glaring spelling/grammar errors.

GoldenDragon

And dump that horrible “music”

GoldenDragon

He looks like Kingpin from Spider Man.

2/17 Air Cav

He looks like he belongs on a certain registry and enjoys selling ice cream.

CWORet

Probly drives an old rusty white van with “Free Candy” spray painted on the sides.

TickleMonster he is.

Works for All Points Logistics is what I heard from a trusted source…

Green Thumb

Chevy’s brother.

CWORet

Knew I’d draw you out, Trusted Source.

Sparks

Green Thumb…The Round Ranger’s ugly sister.

Instinct

Naw, Kingpin was a badass. This sack of lard is just pathetic.

Jabatam

Sharing on my Facebook feed. Maybe he’ll get the fame he really wants

RayRaytheSBS

So the guy who has talked all this smack in these videos was living in his mom’s trailer? The jokes, they just write themselves…

I wouldn’t waste my time chasing this heavy drop down and giving him the a$$ kicking he so honestly deserves as that is exactly what he wants.

This guy wants to be able to file a civil suit on someone so that he can expand the trailer. Nothing more, nothing less.

I will say this much, because I know this Oxygen-thieving POS can’t help himself and will search on himself. Don’t come to Fayetteville. There are enough Paratroopers here that will gladly kick your ass all day and twice on Saturday.

CWORet

Nah, he got what he had coming, doubt anyone will go off the grid on him. He challenged the sheep dogs, and one of them chased him down and bit him. If you watch the video, (and turn down the music), it’s a bit scary how you can be tracked down on social media if you let your guard down. Kind of scary weird watching it. Glad the poster is in our cube. Guess he was really pissed off.

Sapper3307

Congratulation’s MF your famous BOHICA!
And I suggest a job at All Points Logistics they have a few opening for you to fill.

Richard

It looks like he could fill several openings at the same time.

CWORet

“Hey Gilligan, Did you eat the Skipper!!!”

Sparks

Being from North Carolina, this guy is especially egregious to me. He may live there but he has no North Carolina accent that I can hear. I wish local media could zoom in on him. I mean he puts his own proof of phony behavior out there for the world to see. Would, that I could meet him, just once.

OIF '06-'07-'08

This guy truly personifies “fifty pounds of bullsh!t stuffed into a five pound bag”.

He looks like the Round Ranger ate Dennis Chevalier, then crapped out the Round marine.

OIF '06-'07-'08

Opp’s Marine with a capital letter.

Sparks

I guess my biggest beef with him is that he takes the stuff people, give, donate or offer to him and he is proud of it. He states he spits on the military and wished he could get a MoH to further his fraud. I hope he does in a way. That is a beatdown coming for sure if he meets the wrong people. Wish I could meet him, just once, you know, to talk things over. I think I could change his behavior some. Might not change his mind or attitude. You know what I’ve seen though? I’ve seen some great, permanent limps from two knees that bend both ways. If he had that, he could add “wounded” to his sympathy stories of daring do.

David

I remember reading an interesting variation of that developed by Colombians – similar but elbows. Ouch.

Just an Old Dog

Actually his accurate ID was posted a few years ago on you tube.
No one really gives a shit.
The guy is a loon. He is one of those fucks that fantasizes about doing some stupid ass shit then posts on you-tube that he actualy did it.
Does anyone really think he dressed up and went out and got someone to buy him 12 year old scotch? Or got any perk worth anything becaue he claimed to be a vet?
He is jut a pathetic cowering piece of shit who posts video and never leaves his mom’s shadow.
Anyone that went to straighten him out would probably be met at the door by his poor mom who would be in tears over the antics of her idiot son.

vetfromhell

The mother would probably help.

Red Ghost

Good job finding and identifying this tool. His circumstances are what I thought they would be. I note that two words were not used in the video. “Job” and “spouse”. It’s unlikely that he has had or ever will either one of those.

Sapper3307

He lives with his mommy & is a text book example of inbreeding. Fortunately these things burn out after about 3 generations.
But one thing has me stumped is his family tree a telephone poll or a wreath?

Just an Old Dog

Is it just me or does it creep anyone else the fuck out that there is a tombstone for his old man about 4 feet from his trailer?
Who the fuck does that?

Just an Old Dog

He’s been a loon for a while,,, this is from 2006:

Police say man damaged detector

A man was arrested after he allegedly damaged a Cherokee County Courthouse metal detector at 11 a.m. Friday, a report at the Cherokee County Sheriff’s Office states.

Deputy Danny Swofford has charged John Elmo Sheppard Jr., 39, of Shelby, N.C., with malicious injury to property greater than $1,000, littering and public disorderly conduct.

The officer saw Sheppard hit the metal detector at the courthouse several times and heard him scream obscenities while driving through the courthouse parking lot, the report states.

Sheppard is also accused of throwing trash from his vehicle while driving in the parking lot and on Dr. L.M. Rosemond Lane and Petty Street.

http://m.gaffneyledger.com/news/2006-08-30/Local_News/008.html

JBAR

Boy oh boy! Got lots of friends right down the road in Shelby, NC. They love the military and are very intolerant of this kind of crap. I bet they would love to hear about this!

JBAR

Well, the local higher ups already know this dirtbag without having to explain. He’s well known there already.

FatCircles0311

$10 says this guy is VWP.

CLAW131

Nope, No bet. Too coincidental. Remember Leroy Jethro Gibb’s Rule #39 is in effect.

Doc Savage

What a corpulent blob…..anyone see the resemblance to “Fat Bastard”?

wtf….the only way you could stop him at a buffet is with a hippo tranq or the salad bar.

Hondo

Actually, I see more of a resemblance to a certain well-known “blobfish” with a reported affinity for cheese. But that’s just me.

A Proud Infidel®™

He’s little more than another Blobfish that has never worked to earn anything in this life and gets a thrill out of making others mad at him. I hope he has a nice day and gets ALL the jelly doughnuts and ice cream his Mommy can buy him, with all that extra body fat, I doubt he’ll live Another four or five years!

Sparks

Hey Johnny, weight lose tip for you because if you lop off 100 to 150 pounds then you can eat more. Just saying. Try this, cut back to only, a couple of pork roasts and only 5 pounds of potatoes a day and after a year or so at least your ugly head won’t fill up the screen on your turd self videos. Also, try moving your selfie camera back a LONG way. It’s hard to see that HUGE ugly melon of yours, where you’re holding camera now.

Powerpoint Ranger

The “Bea” must signify his hobby of Mayberry Cosplay. Throw a gray wig on him and there’s a pretty striking resemblance there.

Green Thumb

This dude obviously gets no trim.

NHSparky

Thank God for that.

A Proud Infidel®™

His looks alone are a VERY effective means of birth control, never mind his blithering online idiocy!!

TrueVet

Might I remind everyone that assault and battery is a misdemeanor? Just saying

Sgt James Meyer

Some misdemeanors are only a small fine and probation

Debrarae

What he doesn’t realize is that Stolen Valor is a crime. Time to tell all people who he lied to in order to ‘get free stuff’.

I think they’ll be all too willing to file fraud/stolen valor charges against this POS.

argyjr

FYI…this dude’s YouTube channel & Google+ accounts were taken over today, 1/24/15, by a group only known as the “Brotherhood”. They took down all of his videos…over 2000 of them. I don’t know who the “Brotherhood” is or what they do, but I’m glad they shut this prick down.