Robert Cascella; phony SEAL

| March 20, 2018

We talked about Robert Cascella a few weeks ago, when he got into a barricaded stand off with local SWAT members in Churchill, Pennsylvania. For some reason, one of his neighbors thought that Cascella was a Navy SEAL and a combat veteran.

The sound of gunfire was in the air as SWAT officers tried to get Cascella to surrender.

“He is a Navy SEAL war veteran. They said he had high-powered weapons in his home,” said neighbor Tami Warfield.

SWAT formed a perimeter around the house, and multiple police agencies were on scene trying to get Cascella to come outside.

He was eventually shot twice in his torso and hauled off to jail. Other articles say that he was a Navy veteran and not that he’s a SEAL. That is a little more accurate – he spent less than seven months in the Navy in 1988 – 1989 as an Aviation Structural Mechanic, he went home from his “A” School after clawing his way to an E-1.

Not a SEAL, barely a sailor. No combat except maybe in a Tennessee bar.

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

21 Comments
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
Graybeard

For those interested, this scumbag has already been counted amongst the phony Navy SEALs of 2018 – so our count stays steady at 28, for now.

Atkron

This dipshit was in the A-school Class directly behind mine.

I left AMH A-School in February of 1989. I know for a fact I would have marched to the school house daily with him, and probably saw him around Barracks S. 402.

He either got kicked out while at Millington, or went into the Reserves.

Do reservists get DD-214’s at the end of obligated service, or just AD?

Andy11M

I believe they get a discharge because they are released from active duty and sent back to the reserves. that’s how old whats his name got that purple heart added to his 214 when he was demobed

SSG E

Just at the end of a period of Active Duty. Per AR 635-8:

Section 2-3 (f), “Soldiers separating from an inactive duty status do not receive a DD Form 214.”

Here’s some common ways for a Reservist to get a DD 214:

Section 5-1, “…a DD Form 214 will be prepared for Soldiers in the following categories:”
(b) “RC Soldiers completing 90 days or more days of continuous active duty”
(c) “RC Soldiers separated for cause or physical disability regardless of the length of time served on active duty”
(f) “RC Soldiers completing active duty that results in the award of a military occupational specialty (MOS), even
when the active duty period was less than 90 days”

https://armypubs.army.mil/epubs/DR_pubs/DR_a/pdf/web/r635_8.pdf

I have seen separation orders indicating an Honorable discharge before – I assume that’s standard when a Reservist ETS’s.

2/17 Air Cav

An inward facing perimeter is another term for firing squad.

Carlton G. Long

He left the Navy when he found out that butthurt was not a qualifying “injury” for earning the Purple Heart.

Green Thumb

Loser.

RCAF-CHAIRBORNE

Too bad he didnt only have ‘Low-Powered’ weapons. What ever they may be???

Boomerang? Double-Ended Dildoes? Blood pudding nunchucks?

Wilted Willy

Another phony asshat Tupperware Seal! Rocketed all the way to E-1! Too bad they weren’t better shots, should have got him between the eyes!
Fuck Him!

Hayabusa

It’s almost as if these dipshits who get thrown out of the military as E-1s are Grade A fuckups who tend to get into other types of trouble later in life.

Jay

September of 88 to May of 89. That might be the loosest definition of the word “veteran” I have ever seen.

Atkron

Hell, I had left that School, gone on to VA-122 to A-7E FRAMP, and was checking into my 1st Command VA-105 when this dick was getting kicked out.

Berliner

I can see the turd-licker now when people asked him what he did in the Navy. He worked on hydraulics so he embellished a bit saying he worked with “seals” (small s versus big S).

Atkron

Now he’s going to need O-Rings for his squeekhole once the fellas at the Pen get a hold of him.

rgr769

Is that the fix for his squeekhole after he is heard screaming, “Oh, oh, oh!” when he is getting some BTJT love?

Wilted Willy

I think his MOS was DORKING THE SQUEAKHOLE!

NHSparky

And a LOT of, “Boy butter” to fix any leaks and make sure everything slides in smoothly.

A Proud Infidel®™

Another special Sparkle Pony!

Sparks

Queef.

Ex-PH2

Idiota suprema.

11 Bravo

Total Ass Hamster!
Worthless piece of donkey dung.
He couldn’t hack it in the Navy……..
He will be able to hack it in the big house with Bubba packing his hemmorids, or die.