Tuesdays with Claymore
In case you didn’t know, you’re a racist
Life’s hard, it’s even worse if you’re stupid
Fake veteran group fake offers fake support
I love this story…the part where they wake up is the best
ILLEGAL! What part of ILLEGAL don’t they understand???
In other news, crazy cat lady dies and is eaten by her pets
Category: Tuesdays with Claymore
I really have to know- who the hell likes Trevor Noah? Jon Stewart was lame, and my fellow millennials are lame for getting their news from him, but he could be funny on occasion. Trevor Noah is never funny.
Wondered the same. I thought Jon Stewart was funny. Not that I watch Noah’s drivel, but I have never so much as smiled at anything he does. His whole presentation style is pompous and arrogant. I always feel like he’s talking down to his audience. Like his home country of South Africa is so great.
“Anyone who seeks to set some of us above the rest is tearing at the fabric of our democracy and—” and… and… and….
But elitism is what the Dumbocraps are all about. Don’t they know that? Weren’t they worshiping an Elitist a while back? The Awakening will be painful for them….
You see, Uranus, the planet of Shock and Awe-shitz, is moving into the sign of Taurus. Uranus spent 84 years in Aries where he could disrupt lotsa stuff, and he did. One war after another, one commie regime erected and eroded after another, one genocide after another, and – well, you’d think that message would be understood.
During those 84 years in Aries, Uranus was busy stirring the pot. Now Uranus the Troublemaker, will be sleeping off his binge in Taurus, while the Pendulum swings the other way – to the r-i-g-h-t.
Oh, frack!!!! I meant Uranus in Aries and Taurus for 7 (SEVEM) years. The orbital period of Uranus is 84+ years. Sheesh!!! Not nearly enough caffeine in tea made last night. If only I had let my brain wake up…!
This entry by Uranus in May into Taurus is the START of a new, less volatile cycle, so let’s call it the Great Reset.
It’s not that it won’t be without surprises, but that they are likely to be less intensely unsettling.
I will now go smack my head with my astro cycles tome…if I had one.
Whatever, Ex. We all know that astrology is all Taurus. Did you know that as far as gravity goes the people in the room with you have a greater gravitational effect on you that all of the planets in the solar system. Something about the ‘Inverse square law’.
From the second thread above: “It was pager ‘talk’ that alerted me to my narcissist husband’s cheating. Actually, it was my 14 year old daughter who understood what the numbered code actually read. It was “I love you”. From my kid’s babysitter. You know, the 19 year old who spent the night in my house to watch the kids while I was out of town.”
Your husband is home. At least one of your kids is a teenager of babysitting age (I think I babysat for the neighbors when I was 12 or 13). Yet you see no problem with having a 19 year old “babysitter” spend the night? Why would you post how stupid and naive you are on the Internets? This moron votes too. Loudly.
OMG, about lost it when I saw Nancy and ballsack in the same sentence. Coffee through nose would not have been a good thing!
Same here Haywire! I couldn’t not click on the link, kind of like watching a train wreck. Didn’t read much past the first paragraph though…