Tuesdays with Claymore

Not enough caffeine intake to dull the senses, but I did wade through some of it until I got to the griffin return thing.

Italy’s been tired of those ‘migrants’ (illegal aliens) trashing the place for a while now. Italians want their country returned to them. The cracks in the EUDome are widening, if I read things right. Geez, there are not enough hours in the day to keep up with all of that any more.

“China has become more and more autocratic over the past six months to a year.” Uh, no, it’s been going on a LOOOOTTTT longer than that. Try reading real history, you morons. I guess DTrump did scare the pants off them, as I said he would. He does know how to rattle them. He is the most complete hand!

The beer-drinking neighbor, standing on his own porch, enjoying the evening air is somehow a threat to someone who can’t keep his own yard cleaned up? I’d get a city notice stuck on my door if I left a mess in my yard. Trash and weeds attract rodents and other unpleasant things. And when did sawing and hammering noises mean something sinister? Only if it involves The Cryptkeeper, right? I wonder what that paranoid troll would think if I had someone replacing my aging front steps, for the sake of safety. And bringing in a new gas stove??? The Horror!!! I must be intending to COOK something sinister!

It’s quite plain that brains were a terrible thing to waste on these people.

Thank you for the entertainment, Claymore. I don’t think I say that often enough.

I need more caffeine.