David Willard; phony SEAL
Our partners at Military Phonies send us their work on this fellow, David Willard. He claims to be a Navy SEAL, and he’s convinced a lot of his friends that he’s a SEAL. Willard even has a jeep with the Trident painted on the hood and a fugly cap that only pretenders buy;
Well, he was in the Navy for less than six years and he served as an Airman Apprentice (E-2) but no SEAL Training or assignments;
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
This guy is legit – Gunney says so:
https://youtu.be/6xhJZdFlPE0
He is just like a Walrus, he likes a tight seal!
Cocksucker!
KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!
WW – he like making air-tight seals… on SQUEAKHOLES!
I forgot to mention that he likes Dorking Squeakholes!!!
does he like dorking squeakholes, or does he like having his squeakehole dorked?
I wonder if that is the question that keeps him awake at night…LOL
Six years and already an AA. You get that when you graduate boot camp. This guy is truly an overachiever.
A stellarly mediocre underachiever, dickstepper or both?
Uh, yes?
These guys all have “weird” dates. His first block of service was 3 years and nine months.
Then he was out for a bit and went back in for a year and nine months.
So it looks like he did a 4 year conctract (got out early) and went back for a two year contract (got out early).
Would it play out like that if he was UA and dropped from rolls until they found him again?
That would explain his ETS as an E-1.
Yet another pud-puffer of a bogus SEAL, it’s like they’re cheaper by the dozen these days.
He was already dodging comments on FB in the wee hours of this morning.
gnard gargling queef squirt
When I tried it just now it is gone.
Airman Deuce? I really shouldn’t talk since it took me 3 years to make MM3. Changing the subject, I lost track of the phony Seal poser’s for this week at the TAH starting gate. Going to check out the Air Force guy above.
That Jeep with the SEAL Trident emblazoned on the hood is a sweet ride.
I have to say that each of the real SEALs that I know has a big Trident painted on the hood of their personal vehicle just like that. That’s because it looks cool, chicks dig it, and they want to make sure that everyone knows that they’re SEALs wherever they go. That’s just how they roll.
Totally legit.
For those curious – this brings our phony SEAL count to 20 as of 0850L
For the year?
Yes, SSG Kane. I started counting a 1Jan18 and am trying to keep an accurate record.
My scoresheet is already being overwhelmed by the phony SEALs, however, and I’m going to have to transfer it to another format soon.
Can we get a breakdown by service?
I post a complete list every WOT, Jay.
I have sub-divided services some, or Navy would be sailing away with the phony-pony show.
Thanks Graybeard. I knew it was a lot…but seriously…20 and we are only 7 and a half weeks in?
You gonna need a bigger spreadsheet.
I bet by end of year, the phony SEAL category will beat out all other poser groups COMBINED, to include the rest of the Navy, as well as the Army, Marines, Air Force, and Coasties…
Have we ever had a Coastie?
I believe I remember one in the past, but not this year.
Since I started following TAH in 2013, there have been perhaps half a dozen or so Coastie posers, to include civvies who pretended to be Coasties, as well as Coasties who embellished their own records or who posered as elite SOF from other services…
Usually pretty good at researching stuff, but am unable to track down what a “MENt Ribbon” is.
Help me out, Wet Service types.
Honorable mention award?
24 years active and I got no clue.
Transgendered Males get a ribbon now? 🙂
Must be a typo, ’cause it’s a mystery to me, too. He should at least have a Sea Service ribbon, maybe a unit award.
Looks like he was in the VP world AW1Ed…maybe you should spread his photo around in the PATRON Facebook land see if anyone remembers this felcher.
Left Coast RAG* and a P-3 squadron. I’ll check, but it was some time ago. He looks about half baked in pic #2.
*Replacement Air Group- an Aviation Training Command.
Six-year, E-2.
Turd.
At least turds serve a purpose, generally follow directions and for a moment are freefall qualified.
Damn!! He already shut down his Facebook. Scared little bitch!!
I hate it when they do that.
No chance to pike it in his ass and bend him over on social media like the chew toy he is.
No one rat reference yet? You guys are either too young or were over in Vietnam when the movie came out in 1971.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0067991/
Am old enough to remember the movie. During my Navy career, in 1995 was a crewmember onboard USS Tripoli LPH-10. CO was Captain Robert Willard, he was an F-14 pilot (no F-14s on Tripoli, many USMC helos, tho) and was known as “Rat”. He became CINCPAC and was the officer that told the congressman that Guam would not tip over if more military personnel were stationed on the island. Do you remember the theme song to the movie was called “Ben” and sung by Michael Jackson? I recall it got a lot of top 40 AM radio play when the movie first came out. Long ago memory.
Sonovabitch took down his Facebook page so I cannot track his employer. The obvious sign he is bogus is with the LDO/CW2. Has anyone ever met a CW2 who even resembled a LDO?? A CWO is equivalent to an O-6. Do not accept my word for this, ask any CWO.
We had a Gunner (CW04) in my first squadron that came out to the Flightline one morning and chewed some serious LT and LCDR ass for their tendency to shoot their 20MM gun in select High (thus jamming it), instead of select Low. I heard him yelling two planes over while doing a preflight with our Skipper. Skipper just laughed…
He was a crotchety old man, I swear he was in his 60’s.
The scariest thing in the world to hear… A CWO saying “watch this shit”
Had a 2Lt at a 3/7 Air Cav dining out at my Schweinfurt (3rd ID) O club make fun of my German staff in a skit. Took a pie tin, filled it with whipped cream, covered with a napkin, told the CO (LTC Pete McVay) I would like to make a special presentation to the Lt, he called the LT and me up on stage, he came bouncing up in his dress blues and I smacked him square in the face with the pie pan The two star was in the front row and complimented me with a “nice shot chief”. Staff morale sky rocketed and I paid the cleaning bill. The CO declined to press the charges the LT wanted filed. The 3/7th was primarily a WO aircrew unit. Admittedly, adult beverages was involved.
Queer bait.
Atomic queef.
If he in fact lawfully has a tan DD Form 2765 — as he claimed — it would have to be for one of the following:
-Medal of Honor recipients.
-100% Disabled American Veterans (DAV).
-Former members in receipt of retired pay.
-Transitional Health Care Member (TAMP).
-Full-time paid personnel of the USO when serving outside the United States.
-United Seaman’s Service (USS) personnel when serving outside the United States.
-Officers and Crews of MSC Vessels deployed to foreign countries.
-Select Employer Support of the Guard and Reserve (ESGR) personnel.
-Other benefits-eligible categories as described in DoD policy.
My retired ID card is Blue. The only tan ones I have ever seen are dependent’s
100% SC VA Disabled /Medical Retired are tan.
Before he closed his page down we had a couple exchanges. He said his records are public but his medical records aren’t to show his mental causes for his courts martial and reduction in rank. So I asked him is he saying his mental issues are why he claims to be a SEAL? He didn’t like that and blocked me. Meanwhile, check out one of his FB friends (https://www.facebook.com/josethewriter ) . Seems in his posts like he has a chip on his shoulder. He was a Gas Turbine Specialist. No SEAL, SWCC, or other claims. Yet Some of his claims:
-Today: Yes, there are good Muslims. I have trained many from Lebanon and Iraq to fight MUSLIM Terrorists! That is what THEY call them.
-Yesterday: I laid in a hospital in Brazil for almost a month while they wondered if I would survive what happened or not. I have been shot at, stabbed, burned, beaten in service related incidents.
-Feb 21: There are times when a veteran feels so alone…even in a crowded room.. and then there are times as such when in solitude, that if I took my last breath.. it would not matter…
That is PTSD…
-Feb 19: I joined the United States Navy and served for 19.5 years before being injured.
I asked him how as a GS was he stabbed, shot at, burned and beaten in service related incidents, and also has no purple heart(s). He hasn’t answered me yet has posted several posts since then.IDK, something seems off. Maybe its all legit and he will clear it up. Oh, I didn send him the stolen valor link to his FB friend Willard.
Wow.
This turd is delusional!
Both are… COCKSUCKING ASSCLOWNS
Phony SEAL. Legit cocksucker.
Also seems on 29 Jan someone from the Indian council has issues with Jose’s Indian heritage claims as well.
Gas Turbine Specialist? Another Snipe smearing the Engineering Dept’s name. In my day, we had BT’S and MM’S since the Navy ran on steam.
Usually after 6 years and unable to make E-3, they become SEALs or better yet Green Berets. Shitheads.
Holy shit. Read the posts about that turd Willard on militaryphony page!
I do believe he might be the turdiest turd that ever turded.
Get caught lying? Lie some more! I guess until Nov 8 2016 it was working for Clinton.
T’Army has gone weak.
No bluffers for ages- hell even the Chair Force got an imitator this week!
‘Bruce Good’ as CO ST-2?
I’m going to say ‘NO’, LOL. 😉