Frank Fischer; phony Ranger
Someone sent us their work on this fellow, Frank Fischer in Martinsburg, West Virginia who did an interview with the local Journal-News during which he claims to be an Army Ranger and a sniper and a paratrooper and Air Assault trained;
Fischer’s first deployment as sniper was in Waltersdorf Chaussee, Germany, along the Berlin Wall at the Czechoslovakian border.
“We stood behind the barracks’ 50-caliber machine gun the whole time,” Fischer said. “If anybody was trying to get across, we were to let them get across, and we were to try to prevent other people from shooting at them.”
Nine months later, Fischer was assigned sniper duty at the famous Cold War border stop called “Checkpoint Charlie” roughly 5 years before the historic tearing down of the Berlin Wall.
Fischer was eventually reassigned to the 75th Ranger Regiment in Turkey.
“That’s when I finally saw action,” Fischer said.
Yeah, here’s a picture that he says was taken of him in Turkey;
He struck the exact same pose in Gamboa, Panama;
His claim is still on his Facebook page;
His American Legion cap;
The Army says that he was a 13B cannon cocker in Germany and then in the 101st at Fort Campbell from 1976 – 1981. No Ranger assignments, no Ranger School.
His cap says that he was a staff sergeant (E-6) and the FOIA says that he left the Army as a private. According to his assignments, he never reached an NCO duty position during his four years of service. No Airborne School, no Air Assault training, no sniper school, no combat deployments to Grenada or Just Cause.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
4 years and left a private?
Dick Stompin’ Shenanigans!!!
I bet around the end of the year this motherfucker claims to be Santa too.
STAY AWAY FROM THE CHILDREN FUCKSTAIN!!
that or a fuzzy bowling ball
He might also claim to be a spokesman for Travelocity. 🙄 Frank Fischer, the garden gnome phony, was not an Army Ranger:
A phony Ranger to balance the phony SEAL; my Friday is complete.
Unless a phony Air Force PJ chimes in, that is. I guess these guys need more press, or a movie.
Yes, the Trifecta of phonies.
I’m holding out for a SEAL SPEC OPS PJ Sniper…
And then I think I should be the dream and do it myself. Is 44 too old for SEAL school?
Speaking of movies, it looks like Six (Seal Team Six) is getting ready to return to the History Channel. That’s sure to drive poser action.
oh this oughta be good….
but speaking of six, wasn’t hugely enamored with the first series. something about US troops being portrayed as war criminals within 5 minutes of episode 1 that just didn’t sit right with me.
I bet he is a real life dump ranger.
He is a butt ranger, like me.
Not alot of those phoney PJ’s around. Don’t give the posers any ideas.
I was in the USAF, and my PJ’s were sweat pants when it was cold and boxers when it was hot…how’s that toward the trifecta ?
Go Army!
Beat Army! Go Get’em Goat!
I’ll just leave this here:
http://www.espn.com/college-football/game?gameId=400934572
Cute cum-strainer on his lower jaw, does he have a bike and a dog to go with it? Yeah, he exited as an E1, that takes some serious dick-stepping, I’ve seen less penalty for poking a Colonel’s niece.
Another meat cannon cocker who loves to be a butt sniper
A real life crayon-chomping Elmer’s Glue-guzzling Rump Ranger as well as a skidmark on life’s underwear.
Us Marines prefer “Crayon Ingesting Americans”
With Tide Pod chasers, no doubt.
The Journal doesn’t care. The paper did a profile of another “Ranger” a couple of years ago that was also baloney. I wrote to the reporter and the editor and pointed out the glaring issues, that their guy was a phoney, and I offered to set them straight on how to do a modicum of independent research on their “unsung heroes.” They weren’t interested. They just don’t give a shit.
2/17 Air Cav:
Wrote them as well and just as you, did not get a response (typical).
Would call them, but the last time I did that with a newspaper, they gave my phone number to the phony in question…which was a mistake on my part.
Yes the journalists are as much to blame as the phonies.
No magazine in his rifle in a combat zone cause that’s how it’s done.
He is such a bad ass he doesn’t a magazine, he spits bullets.
He is such a bad ass he doesn’t need a magazine, he shits bullets. And pisses napalm.
Doesn’t look like he has any spare mags in his magazine pouch either.
He was given only one bullet and it’s in his left moob pocket of his uniform
One bullet in his left uniform pocket. Maybe he watches too many Barney Fife re runs on Me Tv.
Hey, we’re talking about a guy who was so badassed he used a 50-cal- AS A SNIPER!
I am willing to bet he read that in the book about Carlos Hathcock.
So I’m not crazy. Carlos Hathcock did use a M2 as a sniper rifle once. I swore I read it but couldn’t find it googling.
By the accounts in the book he somehow attached a scope to the M2.
IIRC he used it to shoot the bicycle an NVA soldier was using to transport supplies along the Ho Chi Mien trail?
Been a while since I read the book.
Thanks.
That’s how I remember it too.
I’m at work so I can’t dig out my copy of the book, maybe when I get home.
The M-2 had a scope mount attachment for a large starlight scope, as I watched a major firefight through one at a fire support base one night in the RVN. So, I doubt it would be difficult to modify it to take a regular rifle scope. Of course, now days we have a number of sniper purposed rifles in .50 BMG caliber.
Thanks, I did not know that.
In those pics he looks like a cross between an Airsoft Commando and “that guy” you see sitting in a bus stop constantly talking to himself all day.
He looks like he’s getting ready to butt snipe someone in the squeakhole…
And the magazine pouches looked empty too!!! Not to mention that that dude’s head was shaped different. His forehead was wider and he didn’t have a pointy grape like Private Shitstain!!
His Facebook shows a pic of him as a SSG, but the data from the FOIA report does not support that.
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=144195433504&set=pb.551333504.-2207520000.1516989863.&type=3&theater
(Sorry if it disappears)
Maybe it’s a relative, but the comments seem to indicate that it’s him (he posted that pic several times).
That doesn’t look like any Army uniform I’ve ever seen. The caption says “R-MA 1973”. The date is before he joined the Army, and elsewhere he claims to have attended Randolph-Macon Academy, which one of his friends appears to confirm. Most likely this is a JROTC uniform.
I thought it looked a bit odd too, but I’m not well versed on Army uniforms or insignia.
Thanks for the clarification!
One clue might have been the Eagle Scout Badge hanging under the ribbons.
That’s a big No-No for active duty Army troops./smile
i think that is some kind of military school photo, if you look at the color devices it nothing i have ever seen before
The SSG stripes have a bugle in them.
Maybe he was the bunga bunga bugle boy in but hole b.
I heard rumor he’s a Rusty Trombone Virtuoso.
Played the skin flute at band camp…
He stated in his Facebook he was a Bugler at the Military Academy (High School) he attended (Front Royal, VA.)
Bugler or Burglar as in Turd Burglar?
Another😂🤣😅😄!!!
Keep them coming, API!
As Elvis woulda said, “Thankyuhverymuch”!
This is an interesting one. It may be a US pre-WW II principal musician chevron on his sleeve. Or; perhaps, a Bugler Sergeant First Class since Staff Sergeant hadn’t been invented when 4 stripes meant a SFC. If I get a chance, I’ll look farther. Based on the hair, sideburns, and old style uniform; it must be a private military prep school uniform such as my parents threatened we with if I didn’t behave.
I think it’s a rusty trombone.
BTW, do NOT google that if you’re at work or your spouse reads your history. 🙂
That’s from his military academy high school. The insignia indicates if you want something blown, he’s the one to go to.
HO HO HO … you’ll shoot your eye out, kid
Speaking of eyes, he too has that 1000 yard meat gazer’s stare.
I don’t FB and The Journal only accepts comments using a FB sign-on. So, if any of you would like to comment on this “unsung hero” using your FB account, please do. The link is above in Jonn’s post.
My thanks to Mr. Pepperoni!
And, now, a few others.
The bullshit is strong with this one. Me thinks the recoil of a 105mm impacted his cranium.
Cocksucker.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
SHACK
Maybe he bought a Ford Ranger, they are a very tough truck? Way to go there cocksucker!!
Sniper School at Fort Dix…
oh. my. god.
Hardest one there is, since he left the Army 6 years before the Army had one…
Sniper School at Fort Dix? That’s like claiming to have gone through Ranger School at Fort Riley Kansas!
The Sniper School at Fort Dix is a two hour course given while you’re waiting for the airplane to Germany to be refueled at McGuire AFB.
I thought everybody knew that./smile
13B “Gun Bunny” Sniper. Sure I’ve heard of that.I even have a go pro film of Frank in action.
“Berlin Wall”….in Czechland? WTF?
This douchecanoe is seriously stupid.
Yeah, he must have missed that the Berlin Wall was in BERLIN! You’d think the interviewer would have noticed that, but world geography isn’t a strong suit of the public education system.
Any geography, current events, history, math, and a myriad of other things aren’t strong suits of the public education system these days.
journalism is what you major in after you have failed out of gender studies….riiiiiiiiiight past full retard to rutabaga!
I see it as “past full retard and full potato to full rutabaga en route to moldy rutabaga.
My dad did time on the Czeck boarder in 73, he never called it the wall or Berlin Wall.
He does have a funny story of a color blind PVT who thought he had caught an Czeck officer but had really caught a local police officer who woke him up while sleeping on guard duty.
Dad said the uniforms looked a lot alike other than the color.
I motion for The Official TAH Tower of Insults®™️ to be raised against Frank Fischer the Phony Ranger.
I second the motion.
I vote yea
I will vote an additional yea for Frank “Barney” Fischer, butthole bugler.
CALLING ChipNASA, CLEARED HOT, FIRE FOR EFFECT!!!
Sorry guys,
Some times you have to catch me in a thread and hit me with a rolled up newspaper.
Hey Franky,
Now that you’re getting the attention you so richly deserve and your Fake Phony Fucking Ass is busted, how’s it feel???
Pucker Up Bitch. I wish I’d have been at the American Legion post when they busted you. I’d have helped by putting my foot dead in your ass as you walked out the door.
Go FUCK Yourself you shitbird.
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Legendary!
The only type of assault this guy looks like he has done is on young males
Or an all you can eat buffet, he looks like an experienced Golden Corral Assault Commando!
75th GCAC
The closest I’ll ever get to being a commando. It’s where Grandpa Atkron likes to take the family to dinner for my little Atkron’s birthdays.
Grandpa loves him a buffet.
Good Lord, the bullshit is strong with this one…
He may be a phony RANGER, but that is NO phony beard!
What a waste of a good beard!
You know what they say-“Grin and beard it”
That’s not a beard, it’s a cushion for a nutsack.
Some kind of heads up, please! my co-workers are beginning to think I’m going looney when I break out in laughter for no apparent reason while I’m “working” at my desk.
The truth is finally emerging, TAH readers contribute greatly to sluggish gains in GDP.
Geezus!
I guess journalism degrees don’t have much in the way of requirements anymore…for fuck’s sake it’s simple to discover when sniper school was actually implemented long term and where.
It’s also simple to understand that someone who is all to happy to discuss their derring do might in fact be someone who derring didn’t….
A healthy skepticism and unbiased approach seem to escape modern writers in any field.
Seems to be that most of our network ‘news’ people are converted lawyers.
It’s also very easy to verify the Berlin wall was nowhere near Czechoslovakia. Thus “reporter” and his editor couldn’t even do that.
C’mon, it’s Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick em up, we zip right out again. We’re not going to Moscow. It’s Czechoslovakia! It’s like going into Wisconsin!
Yeah, well I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it!
Ah, Wisconsin.
Come and visit for the cheese.
Stay because your car battery froze up.
They were just the kind of go-getters General Barnicke was looking for to run his EM-50 project!
THAT’S A FACT, JACK!!!
Blooooooown up, Sir!
AAARRRRRMMMMMMMY TRRRRAAAAIIIINNNIIINNNGGGG, SIR!
He fought in the Cold War and didn’t test positive for PTSD?
When are we going to get the first phony to claim they were Special OPFOR and qualified in the American Spetznatz Skool?
For future reference, they would have to be posted at Ft Stewart in the way back machine or at Ft. Irwin Rommel in Barstool CA.
Same glasses in all three photos.
You guys got this one all wrong.
Someone needs to trim the cockfro on that dickhead.
Cockfro.
I’m writing that one down.
Dude looks like a malevolent Santa Claus…late Merry Christmas, asshole
“Now retired, Fischer is actively involved in both American Legion Post 14 in Berkeley County, where he is second vice commander, and at VFW Post 896 in Martinsburg…….”
Looks like someone didn’t do their proper vetting at VFW Post 386.
http://myvfw.org/wv/post896/
Or the Legion. Does nobody know how to read a 214 anymore, or are some Posts just that fucking hard up for warm live bodies?
Well, he did serve and it’s the AL, not VFW, so he qualified. However, now that he has been profiled as an unsung hero by the local rag, he is bringing discredit upon the post. Of course, if he usually buys at the bar, they may be willing to overlook his bullshit.
He doesn’t meet the required eligibility dates. Vietnam Era eligibility ended 5/7/75 and Lebanon/Grenada wasn’t until 1982.
He is a no-go at both stations based on his FOIA dates of service.
And given the fact he was shown the door as an E-1, I’d be real curious to see the type of discharge he was handed.
Because even if he had served during an eligible period (which he didn’t), the Legion requires either current active service or an honorable discharge.
I think getting booted as a Private at the 5-year point would throw up some big red flags.
Okay, I surrender. I was unaware that there were date restrictions for the AL.
Cav, it makes no difference whether the AL has campaign restrictions or not.
You can become a AL member and have never served not even one day in uniform.
Think Associate Canteen member, Sons of the American Legion, or Patriot Guard Riders.
None of those programs require service to join.
You just can’t be a voting member of the post. But all other activities are open to them.
Got it, Claw. Thanks.
Looks like he was in 2/78 FA, 1st Armored Division in Bamberg, North of Nuremberg.
WRT his duty as a “sniper” in Waltersdorf, the only Waltersdorf I could find in Germany is Southeast of Berlin and firmly in the Soviet zone of occupation, so if Fischer served there he was either in the National Volksarmee (NVA, the East German Army) or the Soviet 20th Guards Army.
Still trying to find where that 250 mile spur of the Berlin Wall stretched down to Czechoslovakia though. That must have made travel through the southern part of the DDR pretty difficult. 😉
Probably went around the Fulda Gap – something like that. Memory gets hazy when you get the gray stuff, y’know.
Gee, he was in just in time to miss the Viet of the Nam. How exciting that must have been for him!
I’m thinking he took one in the Fulda gap
Dude was such a dedicated professional soldier that he served with 2/78 FA from Monday through Friday, then crossed over the line to serve with the Red Army 20th Guards during the weekends; kind of like that episode in “Hogan’s Heroes” when POW Carter was drafted into the Wehrmacht while he was out on a secret mission…
He could have done Spetsnaz Training alongside John Giduck!
From the Newspaper Article:
“Fischer was eventually reassigned to the 75th Ranger Regiment in Turkey.
“That’s when I finally saw action,” Fischer said.”
I may be wrong, but don’t remember the 75th being in Turkey at the time he said we were.
I think he read a fiction book titled “Apocalypse Dawn” and used it as his own story:
https://www.fictiondb.com/author/mel-odom~apocalypse-dawn~155384~b.htm
You can read portions of the book on Google Books.
Well, TAH readers wanted a Phony RANGER, so there you go…have screened shot alot of his claims and pictures in case his FACEBOOK goes POOF! He also claims on his FACEBOOK that he started RANGER School in 1973 and left in 1982 (what????)
He is the Second Vice Commander of the American Legion Post 14 in Martinsburg, WV.
http://post14.wvlegion.org/
Please drop them a line to say “Hello!” (sarc)
I did go there, but couldn’t find a “contact” button on their page. I did find a button to “volunteer”. So I volunteered to let them know of his asshattery and that they and he were up in lights at TAH.
” I would like to volunteer. I would volunteer to alert you to the false claims of your 2nd vice. Frank Fischer makes some very outrageous claims, that once known, reflect against the integrity of your post. He left service as an E-1. He claims, but was not, Airborne, Air Assault, Ranger, Sniper. He stands in the blood of better men than him in making such claims. He was an artilleryman, nothing more, nothing less. He did not serve on the Berlin Wall in Czechoslovakia, as claimed. Hell the Berlin wall was in Berlin. Hearing his phony claims caused others to use an FOIA and come up with his true records. Exposing him and his lies will give him world wide fame at Gooooogle, with every online comment using his name, making him famous. The truth can be seen at this link, where he, and the post, are being illustrated:”
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=77389,
I left my comment at this link:
http://post14.wvlegion.org/get-involved/?contact-form-id=200&contact-form-sent=586&_wpnonce=ff7580e672#contact-form-200
Frankie Cee:
That.Was.GREAT!!!!
👏👏👏
Thank You!😎
Perhaps what he meant to say was “I found a turkey and finally got some action.”
Ewwwww…….:(
That or he bought a frozen turkey at the Commissary and as soon as it was thawed…
API (trademark):
😆🤣😂😄!!!
That.Was.FUNNY!!!
Poor turkey…
Turkey
With stuffing…
…
I think I will order pizza next Thanksgiving
THAT’S so fucked up I nearly split a nut laughing.
I suspect fowl play
Their telephone number is:
304-267-6100.
FRANK FISCHER, you phony bastard. I know men, both dead and alive, who are actually Airborne, Air Assault, Sniper, Ranger. You would have me think that you can stand in their blood, for some phony assed glory, and not be pissed? I pray that my message to your post home gets seen and they show you that it was me that alerted them to your lyin ass. Commenters here will be using your name in order to assist you with the fame that you so desperately seek. We will do our best to make you Gooooogliciously famous, you prick
Frankie Cee, are you speaking of THE Frank Fischer in Martinsburg, West Virginia who is a fake, a poser, who lied about his military service and who falsely tells everyone that he claims to be an Army Ranger and a sniper and a paratrooper and Air Assault trained for which there are no records for because he never attended those schools.
THE Frank Fischer from Martinsburg, West Virginia who is lyimg when he claims he was a sniper on the Berlin Wall in Czechoslovakia?
THE Frank Fischer from Martinsburg, West Virginia who is totally making things up when he claims he was an Army Ranger assigned to the 75th Ranger Regiment in Turkey?
Is this THE Frank Fischer from Martinsburg, West Virginia lying military faker, embellishing poser extraordinarie you speak of? (grin)
Skyjumper, I just want to make sire I copy correctly:
THE Frank Fischer from Martinsburg, West Virginia who is lyimg when he claims he was a sniper on the Berlin Wall in Czechoslovakia?
THE Frank Fischer from Martinsburg, West Virginia who is totally making things up when he claims he was an Army Ranger assigned to the 75th Ranger Regiment in Turkey?
Is this THE Frank Fischer from Martinsburg, West Virginia lying military faker, embellishing poser extraordinarie you speak of? (grin)
THE Frank Fischer who exited the US Army as a PV1?
THE Frank Fischer who claims to have been a Sniper?
THE Frank Fischer who claims to have been on The Berlin Wall on the Czech Border? He could have said “The Iron Curtain” and been honest, BUT…
THE Frank Fischer who looks like a highly experienced Golden Corral Assault Commando with a 1000 Yard meat gazer’s stare?
Don’t forget to add these claims!
“Two years later, Fischer was transferred down to Panama in 1983 where he took part in a covert Army operation named “Urgent Fury” to rescue medical staff from the True Blue Medical Hospital in Grenada.
Now a staff sergeant, Fischer re-upped in the Army in time to take part in Operation “Just Cause” where his Ranger regiment was deployed to Panama to capture Panamanian Gen. Manuel Noriega.
“It was the hardest action I’d ever seen,” Fischer said. “The whole 75th Ranger Regiment went into Panama. We landed at Noriega’s beach house. That action was enough to scare it out of me. It was quick — 4 or 5 days. It was night time — there was gun tracer fire all over the place. The group I was in landed on Noriega’s beach trying to get up into the jungle to his compound. “
He also said he was honorably discharged from the Army in 1990, yet his records indicate 1981.
Phony Frank Fischer is FULL OF SHIT!!!
Yes…someone needs to give him Milk of Magnesia or any laxitives since he is so FOS…and after that, Pepto Bismo, since he has diarehha of the mouth.
Again, so disappointed the Reporter and the Journal fell for his lies (Fake News). Glad to see comments on the article.
BTW, does that Dude look a liitle like DB?
“BTW, does that Dude look a little like DB?”
I think Frank Fischer more closely resembles some other fellow we know that wears an unearned Air Assault Badge. I wonder if Frank Fischer also owns a Santa Claus suit?
Anyway, the skinny on that outfit Frank Fischer was assigned to for five months at Campbell is this:
2/31 FA was a Corps level General Support 155 (not 105’s) Battalion attached (not assigned) to the 101st during that time frame. So it’s highly unlikely that any of the 2/31 unit members even made it onto a tentative roster for attendance at the Air Assault School.
But there it is anyway. An AAB and Airborne Wings pinned to his AL Cunt Cap, an Air Assault T-Shirt, and to top it off a Cold War Veteran ball cap with an NDSM.
I’m sure all those unearned stripes, medals and badges make Frank Fischer “highly decorated” in his own mind./smile
Claw, we are on the same wavelength. Was getting ready to comment that I hope this Dude does not justify his Bullwinkle Badge by saying he was “Honorary Air Assault and had a certificate from Campbell to prove it. Speaking of that, someone has been very quiet for a while. BTW, thought he was discharged as a SP4 because of an Article 15 (he made that comment on TAH), but on other sites, he identifies himself as a SGT. Oh, well.
Roger.
Here’s hoping that someone stays very quiet for eternity.
Identifying himself as a SGT? That’s the least of his worries if he shows up here again in a Santa Claus suit./smile
Can you point me to where this is stated- was discharged as a SP4 because of an Article 15 (he made that comment on TAH) I searched and cannot locate it
Kenneth:
We were commenting about someone else, not Ff.
Sorry about the confusion. Thank You again for doing the right thing. Just wish the Journal would do the same thing.
When he mentions Panama, are we sure he’s not mispronouncing that he’s done lots of juicy bananas out in the alley behind The Blue Oyster?
The only operation named “Urgent Fury” he’s been in is sitting on the toilet after a visit to Taco Bell.
Comment #100.
Suck it up, phoney SEAL posted today!!
Who knew we had Ranger snipers at Check Point Charlie in Berlin. When I went through there in 1969 all I saw was a couple of MP’s.
Jonn: The post commander at AMLEG Post 14 WVA just contacted me, doing followup on the message that I sent him. He has talked to you not too long ago regarding someone else. He is on this, and will keep us informed on what he learns and does. We had a very good conversation, from beginning to end, and shared feelings, stories, and I feel that he is 100% sincere, and will be taking Phony Frank Fischer to the woodshed. Incidentally, he was not an officer when Fischer joined that post, and had nothing to do with his membership approval.
thanks again-
Thank YOU, Kenneth.
Just wishful thinking on my part that The Journal would update their story with the truth so that FF’s community is aware of his misleading stories.
Uh-oh. This probably means that Frankie will have his parade participation license revoked.
Or be banned from the Golden Corral…😉
Dude used to live in Las Vegas. Am sure he learned or knew how to bluff (or even conned) folks.
The sad part is that alot of folks on his Facebook believed him…and “honored” him for being a Vet. Something must have happened that he got out as a PVT (with no GCM?). Perhaps he did have an alcohol problem while in the Army and was Chaptered out…and is ashamed of his past behavior, thus making up a facade of his military service, especially on Social Media. Just a speculation.
Oh crap! Have my “parade participation license revoked”? I dint do nuffin. I just exposed a phony to the commander of the post that the guy is in. I should be made grand marshal of the parade, (or something).
Sorry, Frankie. I was not referring to you but to the subject of this thread. Your parade participation license cannot be revoked.
Aaah, I was concerned.
Thank you, FC, for doing this.
Now if only the Journal would do an update on their story and tell the truth about Frankie Boi, the “CatFischer” to guillible newspaper reporters.
Naw. They like a good story, whether it’s true or not.
You got a point, 2/17 Air Cav…😊
Glad to see you are feeling better these days…that suppository Antibiotics must have worked!
Now days, anyone claiming to be a “reporter” or journalist is just another propagandist pusher of fake news. They don’t have either the inclination or the time to verify anything, especially if the facts won’t support some angle they are pushing. A former Ranger combat vet story is sexy, why wreck it by the discovery it is fake.
They dropped the “Fact Checking 101” at j-school a long, long time ago…
If The Journal did two inaccurate stories, then IMO, their credibilty is NADA.
Wonder what “unsung Hero” will be interviewed next for their paper?
The truth is what they tell you the truth is.
SFC D: Are you speaking about CNN, the Washington Post, MSNBC, HRC/WJC, Brian Williams…the lists goes on… 😉
Also, let us not forget the proud creator of the Gunga Dan Line, Dan “Fake but Accurate” Blather.
And ANOTHER News Media fell for Fischer’s claim for Panama and 12 years of Active Duty. Check out the Video link and story I posted below. And check out what he is wearing on his jacket. The video/story was published on Christmas Day 2017. Ho-Ho-Ho…
So many 13 Bravo’s have been busted faking the funk on here I don’t know why. I don’t know what the hell the problem is I’ve always loved my time being a 13 Bravo , Cannon Cocker, gun bunny , Joe humping ,blue steel rod ,red leg ,artilleryman.
To be fair, let’s not overlook all those wiredogs and other assundry commo REMFs who have also resorted “faking the funk” about their imagined combat daring do.
His butt buddies are all up in arms over at the Legion website
https://m.facebook.com/comment/replies/?ctoken=634112890115480_745485818978186&ft_ent_identifier=634112890115480&gfid=AQDCdAWIYnSVnt8a&force_theater=true¬if_t=photo_reply¬if_id=1517018864144780&ref=m_notif
Pissed at him or pissed at us?
At us. Well me in particular
His Post Commander will be straightening his poser ass out. On his American Legion hat, he has more unearned awards than earned. He was not in the 1st Armored, not Panama, not Airborne, not Air Assault, Not E-6. Bringing dishonor to the very post that he sits in the 2nd vice chair. The commander and I agree that if he will lie about something as special as his military service that there is nothing that he won’t lie about.
FC: Hopefully when CatFischer Frank is confronted, someone will ask him to identify his RANGER Class # as well as showing his DD214.
God help us if he tries to pull the Saint Louis fire..or that his records are “sealed” or explain he is an “Honorary” Air Assault, Airborne, RANGER, SSG…or that he all the “stuff” he wears on his Legion cap belongs to his Father, Grandfather, Brother, Uncle..and that he wears them to “honor” them (Gee…where have we heard those explanations before 😉)
Thank you again for doing this.
The Post Commander is probably a turd as well.
Turds in the same bowl stick together.
Green Thumb: To be fair, Frankie Cee has been corresponding with the Post Commander and will be dealing with Frank CatFischer on his lies. Seriously doubt he is a “turd” since he is stepping up to the plate. IMO, he has integrity. According to FC, he was not with that AL when CatFischer joined, so it looks as if he will be cleaning up the mess that CatFischer created.
Green Thumb, you are 180 degrees out on this one. He was not the Post commander when Fischer joined. The commander gets lots of flak from membership about his demands for transparency and honesty among the leadership. He will attend to this, and, according to a conversation with him a couple of hours ago, he is already on it, having talked to the district adjutant and to others in the post leadership.
Best thing he can do is bring in outside leadership to do the investigation and an audit of any and every program this guy has ever had his fingers in.
Spoken as a former Post Commander
Fair enough.
Roger.
There is an AL Post Commander in my neck of the woods that has a General Discharge.
I will be damned if I ever set foot in there.
Yeah, they’ll do that. Especially if the member has a paid up life membership, they manage to hold considerable sway and get away with a lot of BS. I dealt with it when I was in the local Legion, saw a lot of crap that I’m not going into now; let’s just say I’m unwilling to join another post AL or VFW because of it. They’d rather have a lying SOS non-rate who paid for a life membership than a dues paying member who actually earned the right to be a member…
Hey Frank Fischer AKA Santa Claus………you’re a fuckin liar you piece of shit!!!! Santa Claus is coming to google!!
DECORATIONS AND AWARDS:
NONE
Maybe he was stripped of all decorations and awards and busted to E1 as the result of a Court Martial?
My bet is he was finally busted down to Private E-1 as a result of numerous Article 15s for being a drunk.
He served his five years during a time period when the only medals/ribbons that could be awarded on a normal basis to lower enlisted was either the ARCOM or a GCM.(Good Cookie)
Based on reading his “bio”, he seemed to have a penchant for staying buried in a bottle. As a result, he was not recommended by his Commanders for either award.
Some people who couldn’t legally drink in the states found Germany to be hog heaven for a 19 or 20 year old single soldier.
So his outfit in Germany probably had about all they could stand of him (after he returned) and finally shit canned his ass with a General Discharge.
Yeah, if that was the case I wouldn’t be even one bit surprised. Those who were dirtbags, slugs or terminally mediocre during their time in Service are often ones who come up with shit like he did.
So much stupid.. so little time to make fun of or destroy…
Left as a Private.
Enough said.
Martinsburg? Damn, Jonn. That’s up in your neck of the woods. Better sweep that porch harder!
Here is ANOTHER Story/Video (turn on your sound!) about CatFischer Frank that was published on 25 December 2017:
http://www.localdvm.com/news/maryland/two-veterans-share-their-previous-holidays-spent-overseas/888178640
In the article, Fischer is quoted as saying “Through all of the seasons of giving, he remembers one year in he will not forget.
“In Panama, we were actually fighting Noriega’s troops and they brought up hot soup for Christmas day,” said Fischer.”
There is a Video of him on the above link making this statement. It also has going across the screen that he served 12 years on Active Duty.
He is wearing an Air Assault patch on his jacket..and it looks as if he claiming to be a Legion Rider.
Queef
Just one question (of many). How does he have a photo showing him serving in Turkey with the 101st in 1975 when he stated he joined the Army on July 30, 1976? Is he one of those “Time travelers” I heard about? Is he here to kill Sarah Conner?
You nailed it, ConcernedCitizen(Soldier) on those 1975 date. That is what he posted in his Facebook account, but gave the guillible Reporter the 1976 date.
2/17 Air Cav and others are right about the Journal and their lack of interest in correcting a story. But what can you say when the Reporter himself failed to do some fact-checking.
Perhaps their next story WILL be about the Terminator (“I’ll Be Back!”..or “Get Into The Choppa!”)..or Aliens invading their own back yard…or Bigfoot running amok the locals…or someone waking up in a hotel with their kidney missing…or Elvis is alive and well working at the local grocery store with Jimmy Hoffa and James Dean…😉
I have contacted both the paper and TV station. The editor at the paper responded, is new to her position, and said she would research it and get back to me.
Thank you for doing this.
I have been in conversation with the Post Commander at American Legion post 14 Martinsburg, W Virginia. He and his adjutant are investigating, and they too smell a rat. They are scheduled for a sit down with Frank Fischer tomorrow, Thursday, 2/1/18 where they plan to ask him some hard questions. I have suggested several questions about his Ranger School, that would trip him up. They too are curious about how he found the Berlin wall in Czechoslovakia, and several other questionable things in his stories. This Post Commander is on a mission to clean up the name of the post, and sweep the floor thoroughly.
The part about the Berlin Wall in Czechoslavakia is priceless. I’m still laughing about that.
It’s also rather strange that he never made it past PVT.
Today, Frank Fischer, when confronted by his American Legion Post Commander, and Adjutant, chose to resign his position as 2nd Vice Commander in the post. He had no rebuttal to them when they asked about the differences in his true service record and the one he claimed. An inept journalist at the Martinsburg W Virginia “Sentinel” newspaper published a story about his military past, and didn’t catch that he was a phony. Not even when he said that he had served on the Berlin Wall, in Czechslovakia. There are a small percentage of former military that claim false honor, but a very high percentage of reporters that are very lacking in journalistic skills. The one who reported this is one:
http://www.journal-news.net/news/local-news/2017/07/former-army-ranger-fondly-recalls-service/
Wow…Thank You, Frankie Cee, for the update!
And again, wishful thinking on my part, but hopefully the newspaper and Maryland news station will update the story with the truth.
Wonder what all those folks who defended him on The Journal Facebook are going to say now ? Send them (on Facebook) some “Love” as other TAH members have already done..😉
Looks like the link to the story doesn’t work any more…
The Journal may have pulled it.
I wonder if they will print a follow-up with the truth, since they helped sell the lie.
Here is the link to the Journal on the story:
http://www.journal-news.net/news/local-news/2017/07/former-army-ranger-fondly-recalls-service/
Here is the link to the TV News Station on his story:
http://www.localdvm.com/news/maryland/two-veterans-share-their-previous-holidays-spent-overseas/888178640
Fischer has now changed his FACEBOOK…well, kinda. He still has the picture of him in Turkey “with the 75th”..
Love the comments that Frankie Cee left him on his FACEBOOK.
For those who have FACEBOOK, send Fischer some “Love”!
Sometime in the night, last night, he blocked me. I suppose that will scrub any of the comments that I left.
That is a great comment you have on the Journal’s article.
Post Commander Ken Moneagle just gave me a heads up. Thanks, Frank.
Frankie Cee. Good work. You get things done. Hat tip to the post commander for not hemming and hawing on this.
Ditto.
Now it is time for the Journal to step up to the plate and tell the truth about Fischer…
Comment #200.
Catfischer Frank makes it to the show.
Define please, Claw, your comment suggests that he has come to TAH with a comment. I cannot find one.
No, I didn’t mean that Catfischer had come on TAH.
It was a baseball reference to mean he made it out of the minor leagues by having at least 200 comments attributed to his shitbaggery.
I think Claw was just saying that there’s now 200 comments on this clown. It’s an elite ass-clown threshold. He should get a toaster or something
The CatFischer got caught in the tangled fishweb he weaved…😉
He defintely CatFisched the Journal Reporter who feel for his story, hook, line and sinker..