Weekend Open Thread

| January 26, 2018

January 26, 2018
First Day

In Papua New Guinea, a young hawksbill turtle swims beneath a wave just minutes after hatching. As though the journey to adulthood weren’t hard enough, hawksbill turtles are critically endangered due to human impact.

Don’t forget to tune in to the Lars Larson Show at 7:20 AM PM on Monday to hear MCPO.

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Skyjumper

FIRST!!

Wilted Willy

Congrats Sky, you win the coveted First!

Jon The Mechanic

Damn, you are getting in QUICK on these.

Jonn, is there any way to see how many seconds difference between myself and sky?

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Do you guys even work on Friday, crap, do you even at all?

GEEZUS!

Jon The Mechanic

When I transferred after my medical retirement, I asked my boss if I could have a set schedule. I was asked what days I wanted off. I told her Tuesday and Friday. She said ok.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

I want notes from yours doctors by next Friday!

Skyjumper

Fully retired and lovin’ it here Master Chief. (smile)

Jon The Mechanic

FIRST!

Wilted Willy

First!

Jon The Mechanic

And we have the same win, place, show as we did last week.

Wilted Willy

I may have to change back to my old keyboard?

Claw

Yep, each one of you (them) now have a two-fer working.

ChipNASA

Me Too FIRST!!!
/well everyone *else* is doing it. LOL 😀 😀 😀

Wilted Willy

Sorry Chip, you are too late!!!

Jon The Mechanic

Chip, you can have my seconds.

Warning, they are not exactly neat though. ID SARC has been there too.

ChipNASA

Where *HASN’T IDC SARC been?
That’s a one handed listing.

Jon The Mechanic

MAYBE with out favorite PUrpLe WeARiNG DipSHiT?

SFC D

ID SARC…Boldly going where no man has gone before…

A Proud Infidel®™

Likely so he can say something like “Motherfucker, I already tagged THAT too!”.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Stand by buddy … shoe is falling today!

Hope you saved your popcorn.

Frankie Cee

Will that be visible here at TAH, or elsewhere, MCPO?

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

In the hands of editor and TAH creator.

rgr1480

Hope Perry White doesn’t wait for a slow news day to print!!

I want to read it NOW!

Thanks, MCPO — you gave me hope during that dark period! Thanks for those calls.

Guy at NASA

A Proud Infidel®™

8st and Honorary First once again.

Skyjumper

I tell ya’ll, since I replaced the F5 key with the F12 key it works like a charm! 😉

…..that and tossin’ a little bit in Jonn’s tip jar doesn’t hurt. 😉

Jon The Mechanic

You are not fooling me. My F12 key is airplane mode.

Skyjumper

LOL, Jon.
A couple of weeks back I put my F5 key into airplane mode too. That sucker flew from my keyboard, into the kitchen, hung a left turn and landed in the hallway. Good thing I no longer have a “house critter” around, otherwise I would have been fishin’ it out his “deposits” in the yard.

That little dude was faster than IDC SARC hittin’ on a chick. 😉

Skippy

SHIT !!!!!!!!

Jon The Mechanic

We are not talking about ANyoNe WHo wEArS PurPlE WhiLE JUmpINg FroM PLaNeS.

A Proud Infidel®™

You mean the PuRpLe sUiT QuEeF, *SLUUUUURRRRRP!*41?

Wilted Willy

Happy Friday to all my friends at TAH!!!

Eggs

Happy Friday to you as well WW!!

HMCS(FMF) ret

I was just posting another comment about squeak holes…

ChipNASA

One of the greatest new additions to the *new and improved* Tower of Insults®™

(For those that may have missed it…)

“You should get dorked in the squeakhole with the Barbed Cock of Satan!”

HMCS(FMF) ret

Thanks, Bro…

Wilted Willy

Birdbrain will probably fall out of the casket?

Jon The Mechanic

I won’t talk ill of the dead (very often). I have already said my bad things about him. I will say that I hope the grief his family suffers from his loss is short and replaced with new happy times.

Roh-Dog

weird, just hit the homepage and the wot wasn’t up, says it was posted 8 minutes ago.
interesting…. oh well, back to work.
Have a great weekend, y’all!!

2/17 Air Cav

You boys were on it today, I’ll say. Must be 10 comments within 3 mins. And then there’s that trifecta (trizacta or triple, if you pefer.) Boys are on it.

Gravel

25th lol

Graybeard

Present and unaccountable.
Still trying to total the phony tallies for this week.

Graybeard

OK, as of this weeks’ WOT on TAH, we have the following phonies:
SEALs: 5
Army Cpt: 1
Marines: 3
VietNam {w/real service}: 1
Navy UDT: 1
Navy EOD: 1
Canadian VietNam vet: 3
AF Pilot: 1
Green Beret/SF: 1
Army Ranger: 1

Wilted Willy

Thanks Gray! A nice well rounded bucket of shit phonies!!

Skyjumper

…….and a aircraft innnn a treeeee!
(sung to the 12 Days of Christmas song)

Too soon? (grin)

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Brilliant!

rgr1480

Great! It flows smoother if you insert pine before treeeeee:

….and an aircraft in a pine treeeeee.

now: more coffee.

Graybeard

OK, I’ll add that to the count for next week: Phony’s Who Karma Bit In the Butt: 1

A Proud Infidel®™

Or “…And an aircraft wrecked in a tree.”.
“An airplane wrecked in pine trees.”

rgr1480

Proud,

Yours work as well!

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

You forget:

One Phony Accomplished Pilot: 1

Graybeard

Didn’t see your post, but yes.

Ex-PH2

We haven’t had any phony wimmin peoples lately, have we?

Jon The Mechanic

The only one I know of is Manning and the announcement that he is running for Congress.

rgr769

That is not a wimmin. That is not even a chick with a dick; that is a dude with tits; albeit very small tits.

11B-Mailclerk

Once again, BM screwed up.

As BM has an appeal pending, BM was -not- discharged. BM is on “excess leave”, thus technically still on -active duty-.

Members of the armed forces cannot run for office on active duty. And yes, BM could be prosecuted for violating that rule.

And wouldn’t -that- just be the ironic end to the overly long flush of that particular turd…..

Ex-PH2

I forgot about this phony USAF/CAP person from last week: http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=77231

Graybeard

What, do I need to start recording the counts for those born with male genitalia vs those born with female genitalia?

Yes, our phony AF Pilot is one who would be hit by ID SARC.

A Proud Infidel®™

IF he hasn’t already!

SFC D

No Signal wannabbees? Disappointing.

Ret_25X

Yay….30thish

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Turdee Turd … that is Brooklyn for 33!

Skyjumper

Or “Turdee Tree” if you are a Yooper
(Upper Peninsula area of Michigan), Sr. Chief.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

I used to drink and go hunting in that order in Mio.

Skyjumper

Opps, sorry. Meant “Senior Chief”!

Mea culpa, mea culpa….I’m just a Army grunt still trying to learn the lingo.

Skyjumper

Crap, crap, crap….damn fat fingers & addeled brain!

Master Chief…Master Chief…Master Chief!! (smile)

Frankie Cee

Mio is “N’under the bridge”.

AW1Ed

Attention on deck!

It is my solemn duty to inform you, the denizens of This Ain’t Hell, But You Can See It From Here, that Daniel A. Bernath, disbarred Attorney at Law, is still dead.

That is all, dismissed.

rgr1480

Another great comment. You should post this every WOT a la “Saturday Night Live”.

Graybeard

Please confim, AW1Ed, did you mean to say that Daniel A. Bernath, who never was a CPO much less honorary CPO or honorary anything else, the disbarred Attorney at Law, officially declared a vexatious litigant, who has a history of anger issues and stalking, and is a Two Time Failed Pilot is still dead?
(((OVER)))

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

MCPO NYC USN Ret. ain’t goin’ no where says:
October 28, 2016 at 8:29 am

MCPO: OVER
DAB: No, I talk then I say OVER. Then you talk and you say OVER.
MCPO What?
DAB: NO, you say OVER.
MCPO: OVER
DAB: NO.
MCPO: You did not say OVER. OVER.

AW1Ed

Graybeard, I read back: Daniel A. Bernath never was a CPO, honorary or otherwise. Disbarred Attorney at Law. Vexatious litigant. Anger and stalking issues. Tied the Aircraft Low Altitude Record* twice. And is still dead, dead, dead.
Good copy, out!

*The ALAR can only be tied, never beaten. 0′ AGL is pretty much the same the world over.

Graybeard

AW1Ed – if, for instance, the Selectee by Darwinian Exclusion were to impact with sufficient force in a Florida swamp, isn’t it at least theoretically possible that the resulting ALAR could go to negative Angels by a few feet?

I would think that, from the news reports, such a crater was not generated, and so if such a crater has ever been generated, then the proper thing would be:
“Daniel A. Bernath never was a CPO, honorary or otherwise. Disbarred Attorney at Law. Vexatious litigant. Anger and stalking issues. Tried to tie the Aircraft Low Altitude Record* twice, and failed. And is still dead, dead, dead.” It still leaves him as a failure in everything.

AW1Ed

No sir! 0′ Above Ground Level (AGL) is completely local, and can by definition never go negative, barring string theory or quantum physics.

In other words the hole he dug is the new 0′ AGL. Tied, not broken. We are in complete agreement about the failure in everything.

11B-Mailclerk

Has he not achieved AGL of minus six feet?

Graybeard

I stand (or sit) corrected, AW1Ed.

Who knew reading TAH would improve my education so much?

SFC D

It’s usually a good idea to ensure that your number of successful takeoffs are equal to your number of successful landings. DAB violated that. Twice.

MrBill

Disbarred attorney and phony CPO Daniel A. Bernath is still OVER.

GDContractor

I think that in the future, who ever is “First” on the WOT needs to include the phrase “This just in: Daniel A Bernath is still dead.”

Excellent job AW1Ed!

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Correction: Don’t forget to tune in to the Lars Larson Show at 7:20 PM ET on Monday to hear MCPO.

Aysel

oh really?!? I’ll just have to remember that.

Honey Badger

You can’t fly to the moon in a plane, but you can try.

AW1Ed
Honey Badger

I figured out who taught him how to fly
http://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=77231

AW1Ed

Nice!

A Proud Infidel®™

Can she fly even a paper airplane?

Ex-PH2

Late to the table, but I’m here – mostly. Off elsewhere to other parts of the galaxy, but it’s a lovely day outside and you can’t blame a person for wanting to be outside on 53F day, can you?

Oh, yeah: If you are looking for cast iron cookware that is affordable and consistently good at cooking, the report from America’s Test Kitchen is that Lodge cast iron cookware still comes out on top in even heating, consistent quality, affordability, and the preseasoned claim, which they deem accurate.

I now have my eye on a covered skillet, the cover being a flat pan with a 1″ shallow rim and a helper handle, which can double as a griddle for pancakes or crepes and the lid for the other pan.

I would really like to see longer handles on cast iron. It makes them easier to use for the home self defense system, which includes cooking spray w/flour and/or wasp/hornet spray, plus an angry alley cat the size of a shoebox.

AW1Ed

I have Mom’s 12 inch cast iron skillet; it was her Mom’s before. Thing must be 100 years old. Many a good meal has come from it, and I suppose my two sons will have to arm wrestle for it after I depart the fix, because I can’t seem to be able to wear it out.

Graybeard

Lodge has proved to be superior to all other manufacturers of cast iron cookware.

I have my own skillet, as well as the collection from my mother, her mother and a couple of odd other contributors, as well as a nice dutch oven I bought. Cook in them all the time.

A Proud Infidel®™

I have a Lodge Cast Iron Hibachi out on the patio and OH will that baby do justice to a steak, chicken or anything else you want to grill on it!

Ex-PH2

I found several places that sell simmering plates for stovetops (disperses the heat more evenly). Therefore, it seems sensible to say ‘get the cooking stuff first, then get the stove you want for the cookware’, doesn’t it?

Graybeard

With the cast iron, I can cook on the stove top or a campfire or a grill. Multi-use cookware!

desert

There was a show on tv, years ago probably 15/20 years ago called “Dutch Oven Cooking”, very interesting, good meals quick too! Wish they would put it back on, at my age, I forget what happened yesterday much less a tv show 20 years ago LOL

A Proud Infidel®™

Some say that cooking with cast iron is healthier because it can add iron to the food.

Aysel

I use my cast iron skillet for most of my cooking. My husband thinks it’s weird, he just doesn’t get it.

26Limabeans

I sat down with a sandwich and a beer to watch the “price is right”.
Then I woke up and came here to be first.

UpNorth

I coulda been a contenda (for first), but I had to go and eat lunch. Then, I was overtaken by an urgent need to take a nap. I can do that, being retired.
So 68st

HMCS(FMF) ret

I was First on the WOT during the last week of January last year… I was nekkid when it happened

Let that thought burn in your mind…

🙂

NHSparky

Couldn’t be first cause Flight Attendants get real pissy when you try to text in flight and I’m not paying $20 for slow-as-shit inflight WiFi.

Soon to be joining the fam at Casa de Sparky for a well-deserved weekend, then back to the Western Annex on Tuesday.

Joy of joys.

Sapper3307

DRG1 A candle in the wind!

NHSparky

Less durable than cotton candy in a monsoon.

Ex-PH2

Where does a flame go when you blow it out?

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

It really does disappear.

A flame is nothing more than the “seen” chemical reaction between fuel, oxygen and heat all held in place by free radicals.

Simply just disappears … kinda like the plasma that forms around objects during re-entry of a an object into the earths atomisphere.

But, we can talk about that next week.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Too many objects in splanation above.

UpNorth

“Free radicals”? You mean like Commissar?

SFC D

No. Lars is spilled Massengill.

rgr769

At first, I thought you were comparing him that character in the book, “Once an Eagle.” But now I am sure you are referring to a certain feminine hygiene product. But then he (the character in the book) was a douche, too.

A Proud Infidel®™

Who is Commissar?

A Proud Infidel®™

Oh yeah, he’s that guy who goes through life more confused than a platoon of Blind Lesbians in a Fish Market!

HMCS(FMF) ret

Is this one of those questions, like “what is the sound of one hand clapping”?

Just don’t be bringing up any “New Math” word problems (A train is leaving New York at 70 mph…). I hate WORD PROBLEMS…

2/17 Air Cav

Here’s a word problem for you. An aircraft, let’s call it a Vans RV-12, is in route to Immokalee, FL, with one occupant on board, the pilot. For several minutes, the pilot engages in nap-of-the-earth flying until he nears a golf course and suddenly lands. What is the temperature of the pilot 10 hours after landing?

HMCS(FMF) ret

Room temperature?

Didn’t have to use any “angle of the dangle” rules to figure that one out…

rgr769

The correct answer is OAT-outside air temperature at 0 feet AGL, assuming the pilot is not in the cooler at the morgue yet.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

MCPO NYC USN Ret. ain’t goin’ no where says:
October 28, 2016 at 8:29 am

MCPO: OVER
DAB: No, I talk then I say OVER. Then you talk and you say OVER.
MCPO What?
DAB: NO, you say OVER.
MCPO: OVER
DAB: NO.
MCPO: You did not say OVER. OVER.

RGR 4-78

That was better than “Who’s on first “.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

And it really happened.

I damn near made his head splode.

Ex-PH2

That is still funnier than a box full of kittens with a pingpong ball.

Frankie Cee

Sounds like the tower to 262WS conversation in reverse, the other day. He just didn’t get it that he was to use his callsign with each transmission. Over.

A Proud Infidel®™

He was often more confused than a fart in a fan factory.

Denise Williams

I know this is Ex-PH2’s sorta thing, to post recipes, but I came up with something I thought I’d share.

I had a hankering for the flavors of Thanksgiving…so I made Thanksgiving Patties.

Put packaged stuffing mix in a blender to basically pulverize…

Add additional seasonings to taste…
salt
pepper
sage
garlic

mix in an egg

dump in a bowl and add ground turkey

make patties, fry up in a pan

serve with slices of cranberry jelly

YUM!

Graybeard

We take everyones’ recipes, Denise. (Or, at least I’ve offered one or two of my own.)

But that sounds excellent. Thank you.

Ex-PH2

That sounds so good, now I have to try it. And remember the pie that goes with those flavors.

You can also use leftover turkey (or chicken) to make a casserole with potato soup, some thyme, and frozen mixed vegs (mix all together with the turkey/chicken), put it in a baking pan, cover it with one of those box dressings prepared as per box directions. Put it in the oven at 350F for 25 to 30 minutes, and serve nice and hot.
Very filling and tasty on a cold winter night, especially with cranberry sauce and cornbread and other side dishes.
And remember to include a pie. Any kind of pie. Any kind of pie, as long as it gets whipped cream.

AW1Ed

Slices of cranberry jelly!! The horror!

j/k, home made cranberry sauce is so easy, and once you try it you’ll never look at the canned stuff again. You’ll need:

1 bag of cranberrys, available at the produce section when in season, like now.

1 cup of orange juice.

1 cup of sugar.

A pinch of salt.

In a sauce pot, bring all the above to a boil, then reduce heat. Simmer for 15 minutes. Done!

Great with poultry or pork. Enjoy!

Frankie Cee

I spent last night re-reading the 166 page lawsuit that Bernath filed against me and others. He was quite perplexed that a judge wouldn’t let him have free rein in the court room, and reading some of the claims that he swore to in the filing, shows exactly why. He swore (to the best of his knowledge), that I was “a felon, raped a woman, beat my wife,and had drugs squirreled away in a trailer park home. None of which is true. He said, further, that I created and provided uniforms for the group of terrorists with the name of the terrorist organization, THIS AIN’T HELL, written on the front.
And those lies only involve my name. The filing is rife with false claims, that he knew to be false. He will not be missed.

Graybeard

So, where do I go to get me one of these TAH terrorist uniforms?

I can see the t-shirt now:
TAH
Terrorizing phonies since 1776

A Proud Infidel®™

He accused at lest thirteen innocent Men of being me, including on Disqus threads where he said that innocent Men being accused was MY fault because I wouldn’t voluntarily surrender my true identity to him.

Bim

I was just listening to the Awesomeness that is the Dos Gringos and can no longer get past the chorus in “Has anybody seen my wingman” without a quiet (but manly) giggle.

Him, him, fuck him,
What a way to go.
But at least he’s not jammin’ up
The fuckin’ radio…

Like all of their songs, the lyrics revolve around being kickass Viper pilots, but this bit now holds a new and profound meaning to me.

Now, where’s my Jeremiah Weed? Time to do some flight simming!

AW1Ed

Dos Gringos are awesome.

For a couple Air Force pukes.

*grin*

A Proud Infidel®™

CLASSIC!!!

Just An Old Dog

I was a “John Doe” in that abortion of a lawsuit.
My “offense” against him was saying the California BAR should be aware of his activities.

Perry Gaskill

I’m having trouble focusing on the WOT this week. It so happens that shocking reports are coming in this afternoon that 52 baboons have escaped from the Paris zoo. Consider some of the implications, and it paints a grim picture:

They could insult French national honor by turning the Eiffel Tower into the world’s largest set of monkey bars.

They could demand recognition as refugees under an obscure EU “Primate Sanctuary” rule.

They could disguise themselves as 52 Marcel Marceaus, and ambush the unwary with a mass mime performance.

They could drink up all the Cabernet Sauvignon and leave just the Vin Ordinaire.

Quelle horreur

A Proud Infidel®™

They can’t be any worse than the muzzies they’ve let infest nearly all of France and it’s very likely that the Baboons are MUCH cleaner and more hygenic!

UpNorth

Not to mention, the primates are much smarter.

HMCS(FMF) ret

And more masculine than French “dudes”

A Proud Infidel®™

Another A Proud Infidel®™ fact: You’re MUCH more likely to catch fleas or other parasites from a feral muzzie than you are from a Paris Zoo Baboon.

Perry Gaskill

UPDATE: The French obviously have no sense of humor. It’s now being reported that all but three of the baboons are back in captivity. The trio still on the lam have evidently been spotted within the confines of the zoo after having decided to hang out with the Eurasian otters. Not that I blame them.

This is sad news. Personally, I was hoping at least one of the baboons would be at large long enough to maybe campaign for Mayor…

AW1Ed

“99 loose baboons,
Euro-commies kiss my ass…”

desert

That’s awful!~ How in the world would you ever recognize baboons in Paris (when all parisians look alike? lol 😉

MSGT Richard Deiters USMC(Retired)

COMMENT: THIS IS COMMENT 117.

Chockblock

https://www.militarytimes.com/news/2017/07/25/bringing-back-the-draft/

Like clockwork, this seems to keep happening ever other year….

Ex-PH2

Yes, but that’s six months old. Bring it up next summer and see if it happens.

rgr769

If they ever brought back the draft, the pansy-ass millennials will have a veritable mental meltdown. The collective whining and weeping of beta males and assorted metrosexuals will be unbearable.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

I read the other day, 1 out of 5 millennials have over 1 million dollars in savings and or investments.

I betcha they got rich by using online coupons (accessed via their iPhone) on discounts for lattes, facials, therapy sessions, yoga instructions, hair removal devices and continuing adult education classes at liberal colleges and universities … permitting them to save nickles and dimes.

Their riches had nothing to do with our nation’s ability to build great wealth and prosperity.

AnotherPat

Master Chief: From personal experiences, I know of a Millennial who brags about saving his money. But guess what he does. He MOOCHES off of other folks, i.e. bums rides from his buddies so that he won’t have to spend $$ for gas as well as putting milage on his car; won’t stay in a hotel if he travels, but instead, bums rooms in his friends homes and does not contribute $$$ while consuming their food; the list can go on and on and on. In other words, he uses other folks money and assets so he can save his $$$. That type of behavior I do not admire. Sadly, he learned that same behavior from his 90 year old Grandfather, who was NOT poor during the Depression. “The love of money is the root of all evil”, especially other folks money.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

I betcha the one you refer to above, has other people buy him lattes and attends yoga lessons on someone else’s membership pass … yep they are all the same … I blame the parents, MSM and the schools!

desert

No they made it by paying rent to their 401K instead of to mommy and daddy! 😉

W2

Except Millennials have served in, and fought tenaciously in, America’s longest wars. Who do you think are the Seamen, Lance Coolies, PFC’s and Airmen currently taking it to the nation’s enemies? Boomers? Generation X? Guess that Lance Coolie currently lighting up some Taliban shitbird in AFG is whining, weeping beta male or metrosexual, huh? UGGH, oh no, Fox News talking point about square Millennial peg not fit in truth round hole. Where Hannity? UGGGH.

OWB

This might be the wrong crowd to rant to about that.

None of the guys at the tip of the spear or even those supposrting them live in Mommy’s basement, do they? Those are the millennials which are looked upon derisively by this veteran, and I would guess by other veterans here be they boomers, gen Xers, or even millenials themselves. But you already knew that.

W2

I hear you, but that’s not what was posted. FWIW, I am old codger myself, but as with any generation, some people just suck and others don’t. A lot of these kids don’t suck. They work hard and are trying to rise up. It’s odd when a boomer bitches about how somebody would cry if the brought back th draft, especially since a large number of boomers avoided the draft, be it with college deferrals or medical ones.

HMCS(FMF) ret

It seems to happen when the Libtard/socialists/commies are not the party in power…

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

From our friends at Vat19 … their vidoes are off the hook!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_KYxDPA3F8

EDIT: Original video deleted as requested by MCPO NYC USN Ret. (thebesig)

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

DELETE THIS WRONG VIDEO!

thebesig

Deleted, hope I put the right video in. :mrgreen:

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

From the SMART, FUNNY and VERY SUCCESSFUL youngsters at VAT19.com:

Ex-PH2

This video should be soothing and peaceful.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

I actually watched this entire video!

Ex-PH2

I found it fascinating.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Very fascinating. How are you Ellen? It must be cold in South Dakota these days.

A Proud Infidel®™

It looks like some of the joys of being owned by cats!

Mick

Oh well; better late than never.

Good morning, Team TAH.

Hope everyone has a great weekend.

((OVER))

2/17 Air Cav

Baltimore set a record for per capita murders last year. The raw numbers were previously higher, but, for some reason, Harm City has had many of its citizens move out over the years. So, in response, the mayor fired the police commissioner. My question is, when did it become the responsibility of police to stop crime occurring outside of their presence? Time was the role of police was law enforcement, finding lawbreakers, and arresting them. Nowadays, the role of police is changed: they are expected to stop crimes, such as murder, before they occur. Talk about a rigged game.

A Proud Infidel®™

B-more, Chicongo, Detroit, LA, Newark, Camden,… is it any coincidence or happenstance at all that 10 out of every 10 crime and poverty-infested hellholes and shitholes on US Soil have been lorded over by D-rats for decades at the very least?

2/17 Air Cav

This week the Taliban attacked a Save the Children office, killing four staffer, and used an explosive-laden ambo to get through a checkpoint and kill 95 people, mostly civilians. These were the guys Trump’s predecessor sought to negotiate with–more than once.

11B-Mailclerk

Process them under rule of engagement 7.62.

A Proud Infidel®™

D-rats always think that just talking about it solves everything, forgetting that terrorists are merely third world savages that are hell bent on forcing their way of life on everyone else while having no regard whatsoever for Human Life at all.

11B-Mailclerk

Wait….. the -terrorists- are….

I misread it the first time. Easy enough to do.

Frankie Cee

I am curious, has anyone seen any comments from Daniel Bernath’s Bunghole regarding that 8 inch pine tree that made an unannounced entry?

rgr769

Since his life support system expired, he has apparently lost the ability to comment. Maybe the Ghost of DB’s Bunghole will grace us with a comment from the hereafter.

Frankie Cee

The weekly update by the Florida Department of Corrections shows that STOLEN VALORIST KYLE CHRISTOPHER BARWAN has been moved from the Northwest Florida Reception Center, to the Century Florida Correctional Institution, in the far Northwest Corner of the Florida Panhandle. One of the guards that moved him noted that having had Boiled Cabbage and beans before he left, Barwan was quite “gassy and aromatic”. He said that when he released, that it was not the common Rat a tat of most farts, but just a gentle “Whooooosh”, with the air, leaving him unimpeded by Sphincter restriction.

Frankie Cee

Dang! Thinking of that trip, Kyle Barwan was within 2 miles of my place when he passed by, even within 3/4s of a mile if he was not on the Interstate. I hope he waved at me. They must have had the windows up on the transfer bus, as I don’t recall smelling anything particularly rank during the past week.

11B-Mailclerk
MCPO NYC USN Ret.

47 degrees today on slopes.

Two weeks ago it was cold due to climate change, this week it is warm due to global warming.

I say it is just weather and Al Gore gets fatter each year saying it ain’t so!

Claw

And now for something completely different, we have an announcement from The United Deplorables of America:

BREAKING NEWS:

The Chicago Police Department has replaced all sirens with the National Anthem, to force fleeing suspects to stop running and take a knee./s

That is all.

2/17 Air Cav

Disgraced and convicted US Rep Corrine Brown today reported to Federal prison to begin serving her five-year term for a slew of corruption charges. I wonder if she ever changed her mind after saying a couple of years ago that she was looking forward to her day in court.

I wonder if the correctional officers drew straws to see which of those poor so and sos got to strip search her. “Okay, face away from me, bend over and pull your cheeks apart, please.” Barf.

2/17 Air Cav

I guess I should have put a “Not Suitable for Lunchtime Reading” alert ahead of that 2nd paragraph. Sorry about that.

AnotherPat

Corrine Brown is now known as 67315-018, according to this BOP Website (Type in her name under “Search for Inmates”):

https://www.bop.gov/inmates/

Interesting comment by this person on Brown’s mugshot:

https://m.facebook.com/FirstCoastNews/posts/10154392461353987

She asked for prayers from her Pastor, but I guess she forgot the Bibical Scripture “The Love of Money is the Root of All Evil” as well as a Code of Honor: “Thou Shalt Not Lie, Cheat, Nor Steal”…

News says she will be eligible for release in 12 months. We shall see.

Wonder who will be next? 😉

Thanks for the update, 2/17 Air Cav.

2/17 Air Cav

No one? Really? Come on. Throw me a bone. Keep working that F5 key, Mick.

Claw

New WOT coming in 5…4….3…2….1…

How’s that?

Tallywhagger

What number am I