Scott Taylor Davis; phony SEAL
Our partners at Military Phonies share their work on this fellow, Scott Taylor Davis who claims to be a Navy SEAL in social media and in his wardrobe.
Actually, he had twenty years of service in the Navy as an AO1 (Aviation Ordnancemen) and he retired as an E-6. He spent five years at sea, including supporting troops in Desert Storm;
Lots of good and honorable service, but no SEAL training.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
Cocksucker
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
Shack.
You’re far too kind.
Calling him a jackass is an insult to jackasses.
He does deserve the slap of the Wall of Insults.
I second that.
A look at what he actually did showed that he had more than enough to be proud about. As a veteran, he should’ve known better.
We have a request by Ex-PH2 and a second, do we have an AYE vote?
I was stationed with him in VF-114 as his Ordnance Officer…He was a tightly wound person, who enveloped himself in his work. More to the extreme of an obsession to want to be his own..one man wrecking machine. What a shame to the proud organization Of Aviation Ordnanceman…John Flinn MOH would would be rolling in his grave…
Ach, aye!
I’ll third it. The guy had a hell of a record, one to be proud of, and he knowingly pulled something like this.
AYE,AYE,AYE,AYE
Did his 20, deployed over 5 years at sea. made E-6 quite a few awards,, couldn’t be happy with that..
Can’t he just be proud of the fact he served honorably, even if he was a “BB Stacker”?
Way to fucking go, dude.
Complete with a 1000 yard meat gazer’s stare.
Dude loves to cock double barreled meat cannons… with his cakehole!
Stupid cocksucker couldn’t be happy with his service, had do go BALLS DEEP with the SEAL lie.
FUCK. HIM.
API, bro, you beat me to it. That photo of him in BDU’s just screams “Urinalysis Coordinator gone wrong”. Total meat gazer. Hahahaha!
Hey AO1 “Jingle Balls” Davis IYAOYAS? No, wait, you’re just shit. Fukkin’ POS poser.
Dumbass…
When I was enlisted, I was an 11C10 infantry mortarman. I do not claim to be Airborne, Ranger, SF, SFOD-D, or anything else. See how easy that was, SCOTT TAYLOR DAVIS ???
I was a Supply Administration and Operations Man. And proud of the job I did. Don’t need to embellish to make myself feel important.
My alias kinda prevents any implied exaggerations.
Signed the papers. Did what I was asked (better than I or anyone else expected). Was told “thanks” by far better folks than me. Finished and went home.
Why would anyone want to shit all over their honorable service? The least of us are still “one percenters” of the overall population.
Sheesh……
Hell, these days only about twenty percent of the population can even qualify for Military Service, let alone those who go ahead and serve.
You nailed it Mailclerk. I might add I was blessed and took great satisfaction in what I did. I would love a do over.
Mark: solidarity my 3043 brethren.
3043 as well!!! Should have been a 51 and at least got a forklift license I could have used after EAS.
Sigh…….
Dick Head
Nice to see the Army isn’t the only branch with lots of E6 retires.
Making E7 in the US Navy is more difficult than E5 in the US Army. It is highly dependent on one’s Rate (MOS), and the needs of the Navy. One can also screw up real bad early in one’s career, and be blackballed. I am not certain it is still like that.
Making E-1 in the US Marine Corps is more difficult than making E-5 in the US Army.
Ain’t that right crayon eaters?
Pretty much…since you show up anywhere else and get called Pvt/Airman/Seamen when you get off the bus……meanwhile at PI/SD you get called Recruit….
True. But they just can’t spell recruit.
🙂
My CC’s at RTC San Diego called us Recruit/Turds/Dumbfucks/Etc….but that was back in 1988.
I myself got turned down by the USMC as soon as they found out that my Parents weren’t related before marriage and I couldn’t fit my head into a Mason Jar!
That’s fucking hilariously awesome API!!!
As The King woulda said, “Thankyuhverymuch”!
API, I got turned away too. When presented with a box of crayons and a bottle of glue, I colored a picture of a recent liberty evening in Pattaya Beach and glued it to the wall. Automatic fail from USMC because I didn’t eat the crayons, drink the glue, and talk about the katoy I picked up. Thankfully the Navy’s standards aren’t so exacting as the Marine Corps.
Don’t forget, every Marine, even the admin clerks and egg slappers, are steely eyed Recon Marines as well.
😀
Well,every Soldier even the personnel clerks and grit grinders are sharp eyed marksman, expert or sharpshooters.
1st BULK FUEL, BABY.
PUNPIN’ GAS AND KICKIN’ ASS!
How’d I do, SARC? Was I at least correct with The Words?
😉
Hellz yeah!
Admin, THE GRUNTS OF Paper-pushing!
Water Treatment, THE GRUNTS OF H2O!
JAG Clerks, THE GRUNTS OF UCMJ work!
Finance Clerks, THE GRUNTS OF Army Money!
Musicians, THE GRUNTS OF Army Music!
Chaplains Assistants, THE GRUNTS OF Army Chapels!
Dental Assistants, THE GRUNTS OF Army Dental Clinics!
Intel Types,
Making E6 in the Army is easy if one is an E5. I actually did make E4, And E5 twice in the Navy. Both ways. A caveman can do it.
I had some tremendous people who never made 7 (Chief). I sent them to every attaboy school and training I could, gave them collateral duties, did everything possible so I could write a dynamite eval so they could make Chief. Nope. Thousands of Sailors retire every year as an E6, and they would have been great Navy Chiefs.
Yep…thousands end up on the cutting room floor….tough system
I like the FB thread, but let me finish it:
What class were you in?
That’s a good question. Wonder what the answer is
SCOTTY PHILLY DAVIS: 141
That’s weird cuz you’re not in our SEAL database
SCOTTY PHILLY DAVIS: “GULP” There’s a database?
Another dickwad Tupperware SEAL! A perfectly honorable career and you have to go shit all over it! Now you will be forever known as a cocksucker!
His initials are STD.
In his case, I think that acronym actually stands for “Sodding Total Dumbarse”. But it’s apropos either way. (smile)
Weapons grade stupid.
The parking lot selfie sealed the deal.
Captains Mast for faking it while at Great Mistakes?
Bernathian Level Dumbassery right there.
Certainly explains the lack of a 6th GCM, doesn’t it? He’d have qualified for the 6th just before he retired – 4 years clean service were required in the Navy until 1996, but he’d have still qualified for #6 just before he retired.
Way to crap all over otherwise honorable service by claiming to have done high-speed crap you never did, STD. SoUnDs KiNdA FaMiLiAr, doesn’t it?
Looks like he pushed Boots… and may have stepped on his dick doing it. I was over at HM “A” school while he was across the road at RTC and it seemed like there were constant problems with RDC’s and boots… the Base Legal was doing a “brisk” business at the time defensing career Sailors accused of fraternization.
Fraternization is the dumbest thing on earth to do. Private Rottencrotch tells all…
So he might have been dipping his pen in his Unit inkwell? Smooth move, Ex-Lax!
I love the curtains in the back drop of photo. Adds LEGITITISM to the whole of story!
Where did he have THAT picture taken, in the waiting room at Brucie’s Bath House (Entrance In Rear)?
Was he part of SEAL Team 241? I can’t imagine any other team he’d belong to.
Seriously, this guy screwed his own pooch so much that I heartily nominate him for ChipNASA’s WofI, if Chipster ever gets out of bed before noon.
I second the motion.
Since the Wall is getting bigger and bigger, perhaps it should be renamed the “Tower of Insults”. Also, that has a Biblical connotation as well.
OK I posted it above,
We have a nomination and a second, do we have an Aye vote and I’ll take it into consideration based coley on the format of TAH, that yes, the “Wall” has now grown to a veritable “Tower”….so what say you guys?
WOI is upgraded to the “TOI, “Tower of Insults”?
I’ve grown so fond of the WOI but I could get used to the Tower of insults.
coley = solely, sheesh fat fingers
Sounds good to me “TOI”
colely = coldly, right?
Simple typo, nothing else.
TOI is fine by me, too.
I’ll ad the first “aye” to that, is there a second?
I’ll give a second “AYE”…
DO IT CHIP!!!
Match generated bearings and shoot!
You suck.enough said
Scott Taylor Davis is a phony Navy SEAL!
Scott Taylor Davis flushed a almost perfectly 20 year Navy career down the head for his phuckery.
What else can I say about him, except this:
https://youtu.be/85V1Xewv20k?t=9
No need for a second “AYE”, your one is sufficient per the TAH Robert’s Rules, however we have a second “AYE” above so sayith TAH, so it shall be.
Stand by for the new and improved Tower of Insults®™
Since it hasn’t been deployed this week, I’m happy to airburst this motherfucker right over Scott’s AO
Hey Scott,
I’m stealing this from the comments on Military Phonies (THANKS KILLER B) and adding to the NEW “Tower” …. ” you stupid toilet mint licker”
WHAT THE FUCK ID WRONG WITH YOU , YOU MENTAL MIDGET?!?!?!
(Putting on sunglasses to protect my eyes in anticipation of the new Tower of Insults®™ awesomeness)
I feel so validated! My own small contribution to the lexicon here at TAH! Thanks Chip.🙃
Tower of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! Scott Taylor Davis IS a phony and was NOT a SEAL, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, HOLY Baby Ape Shit Breath, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, Simply a fart in life waiting to be fabreezed away, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, DILLY DILLY!!, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping ass fungus nugget, Bag of seasoned dog shit, Cambodian cunt sauce, Anyone who ever loved you was wrong, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, JERK OFF !!, Soup Sandwich, you’re such a pussy, when you get a haircut they charge you for a bikini wax, suck a big diseased gorilla dick and open those ass cheeks for the bull elephant that has been eyeing your lying ass, Poster-child for abortion, This twat waffle is dumber than a bucket of goat piss, I pray thou shalt be pursued into the mountains by sex-mad baboons, O thou creature of the pit!, If you are married, The only thing your wife wants for Christmas is a folded flag, Dick Swallowing Jerk Wad Spooge Sampling cum gobbling parasitic infection bunghole tonguer, Klootviool, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, you were the kid that had to sit alone at lunchtime, He’s more fucked up than a spotted Zebra, If this wasn’t so sad, it would be as funny as watching a monkey try to fuck a football, Anus tonguing shitslurping fuckwitted hemorrhoid munching wanktoaster, pud-knuckling pus-nuts, farting dive bubble cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, Sloshing bucket of Hippo Diarrhea, short strand DNA ‘tard, a bathroom selfie loser, fake “death stare” makes you look like a semen sucking cum vampire on his way to a flying J… Read more »
Amen! Amen! A-a-men, amen! Amen!
Just FYI to the group,
when I originally posted the new Tower of Insults®™ with the few sentences in the post just above it, I got an error message saying that the post “exceeded maximum size limits”, so it’s entirely possible that the new Tower of Insults®™ and any pre-comment posted going forward may have to be split.
My only consolation is that Jonn has *graciously*
continued to allow me to post it.
Thanks Jonn. I know many of the folks around TAH get a real kick out of it and even some folks are allowed to broaden their grammatical vocabulary
I was about ready to ask you about my recent contribution (didn’t see it) Thanks for the clarification
HMCS Which one was that? Maybe I missed it?
BRING IT!
“Dorked in the squeakhole with THE BARBED COCK OF SATAN”
It’s on there.
THAT is one of my new favorites.
Control + F “Dorked”
It’s kind of in the middle.
😀 😀 😀 😀 😀
ヘ( ^o^)ノ＼(^_^ ) (Text High Five)
I counted 30+ of my donated insults used, keep ’em coming, ChipNASA!!!
Well, multiple Towers will work, maybe split them into Level 1 and Level 2, with the double load being reserved for the very special pukes.
^^^^THIS^^^^, I’ll keep donating insults!!!
Maybe we could call it “TAH Nine Pillars of Insults®™️“?
Any chance of “A skidmark in life’s underwear” making it in?
I’m sharing this shithead to my US Navy Roof Rat and Airdale Facebook Groups, I bet at least one of them knows this prick.
This dick went right past IYAOYAS straight to eating paste.
He’s a glue-guzzling crayon-munching meat-gazing booger-eating cueball-headed lying SOS with more hair on his head than he has brains!
Where is he from. No, belay that last question. And like the song,”The Race Is On”. With again, the phony Seals in the lead.
Apparently a dude on Military Phonies knows him: he was claiming to be a SEAL when he was at Great Lakes…..thats why he got Captain’s masted.
Faking being a SEAL while on AD at a Training Installation? What a a Rocket Surgeon!
Rocket Surgeon or Rocket Sturgeon?
“Rocket Surgeon”, “Rocket Scientist” and “Brain Surgeon” rolled into one.
Is it common for a person reaching twenty years service in Navy aviation an leave as an E-6? Seems to me that is a high demand field. Also, does the Navy have an “up or out” policy?
Yes, and yes.
AO is a pretty saturated Rating (IMO), so making Chief isn’t real easy. There are other Aviation Rates that have the same difficulties. I know plenty of AMS’s and AMH’s that retired as 1st Classes (E-6). That might be a reason they re-combined the Rates to just AM.
Turds flush downhill, sir.
He should go perform a ‘Bernath Maneuver’
Even without a plane, any high spot will do
Please leave him alone, I personally have witnessed this man bounce a ball on his nose at SeaWorld and can confirm not only was he a SEAL but also was an honorable member of Meal Team 6.
SeaWorld?????? He is hardly THAT talented. More MarineLand quality 😉
Note: MarineLand is a sub-standard theme park in Niagara Falls ON that has had some legit complaints over their treatment of animals.
It is an over priced tourist trap that will leave you feeling more screwed than Abdul’s favourite goat on Friday morning.
There is also a very good chance you will get to witness savages from the sub-continent, openly pooping into newspapers. (There are actually signs now)
I think there was another one South of St. Augustine, Florida….just a Dolphin show if I remember correctly.
There was one in LA (Palos Verde Penninsula area)… think they had some problems with the gubermint about how they treated the animals.
I’ll bet any one of you a year’s wages they Swing.
His second profile is Bambi and Thumper?
Uses the whole SEAL thing to entice other swingers into the bedroom.
If you look at the likes and comments, you see other couple profiles that are obviously ‘Lifestyle’ types.
How fucking despicable…using bullshit valor theft to get your freak on.
Eeeeewwwwww………. Who the hell would want to ‘cross swords’ with this ugly, bloated mofo??
Is it unusual to spend 20yrs in the Navy and retire an E6?
I think it is pretty unusual in any service to do 20 years continuous AD and retire as only an E-6, without some dickstepping.
According to a comment on the Military Phonies website, he did some dick-stepping when training recruits and was disciplined for pretending to be a former SEAL. The stupid is strong in this one; who would attempt something like that on active duty, where there are commanders that have ready access to your personnel file?
Holy sh1t those are some EPIC man boobies!
MY eyes must be going. That name tag on the BDUs doesn’t seem to be DAVIS. Looks like the last letter is a Y not an S.
Parking lot selfie.
Nice. Not.
I wonder if it was in the parking lot of All-Points Logistics in Merritt Island, Florida?
Loser.
I saw he had a CG Special Ops medal. How can a Navy guy get a medal like that? Non vet here asking. Thanks.
Andy Kravetz, reporter
Peoria (Ill.) Journal Star
It’s not a medal…it’s a ribbon (nicknamed the SOS ribbon). I have one too. All it takes is being involved in a joint operation with the USCG…I also got a citation with the “O” (operations) device for the same action. Looks good in the stack, but it’s geedunk.
Dunno why the document calls it a medal…likely the clerk was unfamiliar with the award or there was some sort of fiddlefukkery going on.
but special ops? I know the USCG has their version of special ops. By no means is it the Navy SEALs but they do really badass stuff too. I looked on wikipedia which mentioned something about working on drug interdiction missions.
Regardless, that dipshit was an Aviation Ordnanceman (AO), he spent time in fighter squadrons loading missiles and 20 MM cannons, yelling IYAOYAS. The only thing he ever did that was special was to lick the windows at the recruiter’s office.
I don’t know what he did (if he did), so I can’t really comment on why he got the SOS ribbon. I can tell you from my own experience that is entirely possible to earn one even if you aren’t in the Coast Guard.
According to Wiki;
This jagoff is a shit-stain on the panties of life.