3rd World shitholery
A perusal of the news this weekend makes me weep for the nation as we seem to be slipping into the “shithole” category of nations.
For example, some bureaucrat in Hawaii, flicked the wrong switch triggering a warning to the entire state about incoming nuclear missiles. A person’s who sole responsibility in life is to flick the correct switches at appropriate times, flicked the wrong switch at an inappropriate time. But, not to worry, the State government of Hawaii has apologized which should make those terrorized by the ill-timed warning feel better.
It’s bad enough that the wrong switch was engaged, it took 38 minutes to rescind the warning. I wonder what conversations were happening at the time that caused the warning to go on for that long. How many bureaucrats went out for coffee and donuts during that time span? That’s some third world bullshit right there.
In other news, a gender-confused felon who was found guilty of five counts of espionage and then had his 35-years sentence commuted by President Obama on his way out the door, thinks that he can garner enough votes to be a US Senator, you know, as if nothing happened when he released hundreds of thousands of classified documents. Just the fact that he thinks he has a viable candidacy is sad.
The discussion of immigration has been sidetracked by a conversation the President had in his own office and leaked by two people who weren’t in the room. One Senator tried to tell George Stephanopolis that the phrase the President was reported to have said wasn’t uttered, according to Yahoo;
[O]n ABC News’ “This Week,” [Sen. David Perdue, R-Ga] repeatedly said that the meeting had been grossly and totally misrepresented in the press. The show’s host, George Stephanopoulos, pointed out that Sens. Dick Durbin, D-Ill., and Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., have told others that the reports were more or less accurate.
“I’m saying that this is a gross misrepresentation. It’s not the first time Sen. Durbin has done it. And it is not productive to solving the problem,” Perdue said.
Stephanopoulos repeatedly tried to have Perdue clarify what he meant and asked point-blank if Trump did not in fact say the crass word during the meeting.
“I’m telling you he did not use that word, George. And I’m telling you it’s a gross misrepresentation. How many times do you want me to say that?” Perdue replied.
Whether the president used the word or not is totally irrelevant to the immigration discussion – are people going to immigrating here because of it? I don’t think so. If you’re relying on Dick Durbin’s recollection of conversations, you’re screwed right there. Politico said this about Durbin in 2013;
“In a ‘negotiation’ meeting with the president, one GOP House Leader told the president: ‘I cannot even stand to look at you,’” Durbin wrote in a post on his Facebook page over the weekend… However, both the White House and the House speaker’s office denied Durbin’s account of events.
Asked about the post in the White House daily briefing, press secretary Jay Carney said he checked with a participant of the meeting in question.
“I looked into this and spoke with somebody who was in that meeting and it did not happen,” Carney said.
American teens have to be told that they shouldn’t eat “Tide Pods” laundry detergent, because apparently they’re not smart enough to know that.
And, oh, yeah, Tonya Harding was celebrated at the Golden Globe awards.
Category: Dumbass Bullshit
Now all you whippersnappers, get off my lawn!
NBL, Jonn. *grin*
Actually I read into this, FEMA allows them to send the emergency alert without any problems. There is no policy in place for them to be able to resend the error message without going through FEMA. They had to get on the phone with FEMA to be able to get the authorization to send a message that the first message was false. that’s why it took 38 minutes That is government at its best.
Sorry forgot the link https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-01-15/how-one-employee-pushed-wrong-button-and-unleashed-doomsday-panic-across-hawaii
Stay away from that site and everything it prints. Its run out of Bulgaria by a guy who was kicked off Wall Street and every writer for them uses an alias so there is no telling who they are
My girlfriend knows “trailer trash” Tonya Harding… girls is dumber than a bag of hammers and has the common sense of an Irish Setter (not meaning to dis on Irish Setters). Tonya bring many of her problems on herself, especially when there is alcohol in the equation.
Please Dis on Irish Setters. They are the Tonya Harding of the Dog World!
Stupid is as stupid does. It’s one thing to be stupid, and another thing entirely to be stupid and vicious.
Irish Setters tend to be the Forrest Gump of the dog world, IMHO.
I disagree. Beagles are worse. Even my neighbors agreed–loudly.
A beagle was the source of my first ever hearing of the F-word. Our neighbor across the street had a beagle. On the nights of the full moon, that dog would get up on the roof of his dog house and howl at the moon, all night long, if left outside.
One evening, as I went to the kitchen to get some water, I heard my dad holler out the front door, “Shut that stupid fucking dog up”!!! Followed by a chorus of agreement from other neighbors and the folks who bordered said neighbor’s back fence.
Indeed, dumber than than a fence post.
That’s why she’s found such a comfortable place in Hollywood.
The gilhoolyness of our plight as a nation is disheartening.
Wait! TONYA HARDING! Knee Cracker Tonya was “Celebrated”? Why in the Wide World of Sports would those idiots in Hollywood do that? Oh, wait, I answered my own question!
The Stoopid is strong these days.
They celebrate sexual predators all the time, so why not?
I’m guessing she’s a STRONG WOYMN, which cancells out all the dumbassery.
Tonya must be hard up for cash – her publicist dumped her for trying to shake down the press:
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2018/01/12/tonya-harding-dumped-by-agent-for-trying-to-fine-reporters.html
If kids want to eat Tide Pods, let ’em. Cleans out their innards and the gene pool.
I can see having to tell my two-year-old that those things aren’t candy. Any teenager dumb enough to eat one deserves what they get.
“If you say that swear word again I’ll wash your mouth out with a Tide Pod”
Yep.
The teens eating Tide pods is yet more proof that there is relative job security for folks in EMS, the stupidity of people with or without the assistance of alcohol. Let ’em, get them and their defective DNA out of the gene pool. Manning is an idiot who will do just about anything to get attention, it needs to just drop off the face of the earth into oblivion permanently. And that Tonya Harding creature? Yeah, go back under whatever rock ya crawled out from under; we didn’t miss ya while you were under it before, and we damn sure won’t if you don’t just GO AWAY. Uh-oh, is that the sound of four sets of hoofbeats I hear? Tell me it’s not…
Mental midgets = job security.
Don’t forget about the Wall Street Journal, they are standing behind a reporter who says that POTUS said, “I have a very good relationship with Kim Jong Un” when he very clearly said, on recording “I’d have…”
Manning will still get votes, “Because Transgender!” but only because of that. Which is why he’s still hiding behind that bullshit. He won’t win in the primaries, but if he were to, he’d probably win the seat because of how strongly blue his district is. John Kerry almost became the President and he’s a traitorous scumbag too. Hillary almost became President. Bill was POTUS for 8 years and he’s the epitome of sexual predator.
From what I read, BM is snuggling up to AntiFree.
Thus, a fusion of vicious betrayal and vicious violence, infused with hate all around. Nice.
When BM either quits or betrays those yobs, BM is going to be in a whole wide world of self-inflicted hurt.
Popcorn?
Never underestimate the scumbaggery of politicians, especially D-rats. Kids eating Tide Pods? DARWIN AKHBAR!!!
“Just the fact that he thinks he has a viable candidacy is sad.”
Add to that, the many votes he’ll get from the lunatics on the Left and the sadness begins to approach biblical proportions.
‘Cuz “F*ck the police” is such a great campaign slogan.
Rolls off the tongue…
Well he/she/it has got the Baltimore vote locked up
There are solutions to these “problems”, you know.
Don’t buy Tide pods in the first place.
Stop giving attention to the attention hogs.
Pull a Nixon on the reporters and record everything you say/do in meetings, even if they are private.
Tell Dick Durbin he’s a dick and ‘shut up, idiot’, because he’s another attention hog. (No, I did not vote for him.)
Let Tonya Harding starve. I got a 1st place and a lot of applause in a competition for doing a mockery of her over those boot laces. I have that video somewhere. Have to find it.
Fixed it for you. And yes, Irish setters are dumber than wet dog biscuits, but Chesapeake retrievers are even dumber.
By the looks of Tanya, she is far from starving.
Roll Tide pods Roll!!!!!!
“Chesapeake retrievers”
They can out swim a kayak.
I raised four of them.
Still dumb though.
For dumbest thing in the canine world, I nominate the Afghan Hound. Watched one in a race stray just a little bit off course and run straight into a tree. Really, really dumb.
At least by that one elimnating himself, my friend’s dog won the race instead.
Everyone knows how stupid the average person is; so by definition, half are stupider than that.
Why not have a treasonous gender-bender as a U.S. Senator?!
He’ll join the likes of; other convicted felons, embezzlers, philanderers, pedophiles, racists, mentally absent geriatrics, AND a fucking Socalist (read: Communist).
He’ll feel right at home, I just ask that he takes Lars as an intern.
Forget missile alerts, and whether Tonya Harding is feeding Tide Pods to that little psycho Bradley Manning.
I has a sad.
It so happens racing driver Dan Gurney passed to his last checkered flag over the weekend. May you always keep your foot on the floor and the rev counter in the red, Dan. you were one of the greats…
1000 ways to dies, well make that 1001 ways. Because so much of teh stoopid, corporations like Proctor & Gamble have to keep an army of high power lawyers on tap at all times.
Take a look at this Amtrak schedule, not too old by now: https://www.amtrak.com/content/dam/projects/dotcom/english/public/documents/timetables/San-Joaquins-Schedule-052217.pdf
A mere month ago, I was going to try to use this service to go from San Francisco into the Central Valley (someone had dissed Lodi for “hating diversity” so I wanted to check it out.) As I tried to purchase a ticket through the web, using the info., above, I found that links didn’t work. Called Amtrak and was told to ignore the schedule, it was out of date (May!) And the phone rep. added, that the schedules -never leave- the internet. _THAT_ is Third World Shitholism.
And a 12 year veteran burned his uniform because the country let him down, when all he did was ask someone to leave HIS property, and conducted himself totally within the law.
We are so screwed.
Guided missile inbound to Hawaii. Sounds like the retro Guided missiles by the Cuff Links 1957 on Dootone.
Every morning I read “what’s happening”and true life is much stranger than fiction. And who was the first dumb sob to eat a Tide packet. Yum yum, here try this!
It’s snowing in Ohio right now, but the FLAKES are in Washington DC, Hollywierd and a few other places!
Send lawyers, guns, and money. The shit has hit the fan.
If one really needs guns and money to survive, you need to apply that Shakespearean line, “the first thing we do is kill all the lawyers.”
In addition to being a liar, Turban Durbin is a coward. He was so terrified of getting taken out in a terrorist attack on the Capitol that he beat feet back to his district within a few hours of the attack on the Pentagon on 9-11.
Does anyone else notice that the missile alert in Hawaii was kinda convinient, politically speaking?
And it took over thirty minutes to fix that accident.
The culprit has been carefully anonymized and protected. There will be no sanction or any negative consequences.
Just a simple slip-up. No one in hard-left Hawaii would ever do something like that deliberately. Pinky swears!