Felonious Manning for Senate

| January 13, 2018

The person formerly known as Bradley Manning, the person who was sentenced to 35 years in prison on five counts of espionage and then had his sentence commuted decades short of completion by the previous president. The person who, just the other day proclaimed “F### the police” on National Law Enforcement Appreciation Day, has filed to run for a seat in the US Senate representing the State of Maryland according to the Washington Post.

Chelsea Manning, the transgender former Army private who was convicted of passing sensitive government documents to Wikileaks, has filed to run for the U.S. Senate in Maryland, according to federal election filings.

Manning, who did not immediately respond to a request for comment, would be challenging Ben Cardin, who has served two terms in the Senate. He was first elected in 2007.

I’ve always said that we should rescind the 17th Amendment and this is proof when any felon, traitor or spy off the street can just up and run for the Senate, it’s time to turn back the clock and go back to Senators appointed by State Legislatures.

I don’t think even the Maryland voters are stupid enough to vote for this crook.

Thanks to Chief Tango for the link.

Category: Dumbass Bullshit

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Island of Misfit Toys

I hate to say it but saying that even Maryland voters are not even stupid enough to vote for dipshit shows a complete lack of imagination. After all we have morons now doing the “Tide challenge” and eating laundry pods. Idiocracy is fast going from B comedy to documentary.

HMCS(FMF) ret

He’ll get some of the moron vote… maybe triple digits in ballots, but nothing more. His followers will spout off the “truth to power” bullshit that they usually do.

Hell, I’d bet that Commissar would change state resident to vote for him, just to “stick it to DA MAN”.

The Other Whitey

Lars and the wannabe-eunuch would trade reacharounds.

OldManchu

Lars is dying for not being able to post and defend his “wish he was MY battle buddy” fantasy subject Bradley “I Can’t” Manning.

RM3(SS)

I have been saying that for years IMT. “It’s what plants crave!”

charles w

Brought to you by Carl’s Junior.

desert

That worthless he/she pervert! If “it” wants to serve, let “it” serve the rest of “it’s” time!!

Rock

Could you even hold public office as a felon? I though you had to be qualified to vote to hold a civil office… unless Manning had its rights restored.

Jus Bill

Being a convicted felon is a credential for Democrats. Especially in Maryland.

CPT11A

Manning had his sentence commuted, but he was not pardoned, so he’s still very much a felon. However, Marion Barry continued as mayor after a bitch set him up with crack-cocaine, so I believe felons can “serve”.

At the same time, not even Democrats would support this broadly enough to get him elected. Not only is Manning a transsexual traitor and felon, he’s also an emotional train wreck with the intellectual depth of a gnat. Just read his Twitter- the emojis, “fuck the police”, concerns about toll lanes as a plot of the wealthy, etc. His candidacy will be the left-wing version of Roy Moore, but on steroids. It will be total evidence that they have jumped the shark, even with the usual goofiness of #TheResistance.

Bill M

In other words, he’ll have quite a bit of support from the Democrats.

rgr769

They can serve, but in most states they can’t vote for themselves or anyone else.

NHSparky

Meaning Corinne Brown, et al, will be more than welcome to run again, when she gets out of prison.

Mr. Pete

Yes Jonn, however what the constitution says and how it’s interpreted today are widely different things.

For example, the 2A says the people’s right to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed. So how is it that we have such vastly oppressive gun control laws?

There, so got me started. I think I’ll just change into my BDUs, have another glass of bourbon and grind my teeth.

Rock

I forgot to mention that this is only an attempt by Manning to stay relevant though.

CPT11A

Don’t Senate members need to be able to view sensitive information in the course of their duties? No way Bradsea gets the necessary clearance, right?

dagamore

Sadly, just like if HRC had won, winning the election is the process that they have fore getting a clearance.

dagamore

for damn it, i can type, i will blame it on not enough coffee yet.

UpNorth

“I don’t think even the Maryland voters are stupid enough to vote for this crook”. Please don’t say that, the voters in the DPRM(Demokratik Republik of Maryland) will take it as a challenge.

UpNorth

*Demokratik People’s Republik of Maryland. Still not enough coffee yet today.

Ex-PH2

Wow.

I thought I had seen everything. I was wrong. Apparently, there is more to come.

Let’s do make sure that BRadley (NOW CHELSEA) MANNING, a CONVICTED FELON who passed classified documents to WIKILEAKS, get plenty of notice everywhere possible.

Tell your friends to put out the word that BRADLEY CHELSEA MANNING, THE CONVICTED FELON (which disqualifies him) is running for a government office.

Make sure that they pass it on, too.

Perry Gaskill

All y’all are being too hard on the boy. Personally, I’d be perfectly willing to donate a large bag of gummy dicks to the little psycho’s campaign coffers.

Bill M

I’ve heard they are is favorite.

OldManchu

He likes “end of field excercise” cheese balls even better.

Just An Old Dog

Actually Wing nut fucktards like him are the conservatives best hope.
I personally hope scores of fuckheads like him run and start their own parties ans fracture the fuck out of the liberal Vote.
Bill “Cigar” Clinton got into office because Ross “Gnome” Perot siphoned off votes from Bush the elder in 92′

A Proud Infidel®™

And again in 1996 against Bob Dole.

Sapper3307

Ted Kennedy’s other son!

E-6 type, 1 ea

Good. Not a chance in hell She/He/IT/SHIT wins, but at least it will be another Democrat who faces a primary.

AW1Ed

He’ll get some lunatic fringe votes, but I doubt he’ll make the Primary cut.

My first reaction was oh hell no, but think. What better way to showcase the Dem’s insanity to a national audience than having him run for a Senate seat in the General Election. If offered a choice between Manning and a Republican, I think a lot of Dems won’t show up at the polls.

Won’t happen, though. The Dem machine is too strong in the PDRofMD to let him win the Primary in the first place.

1610desig

“Free shit” for minorities wins MD primaries; he might get a little notice for the BLM-related shit but so will every other candidate and only a few Montgomery county libs would care about his transgender agenda whatever that is…I’m pretty sure no one who likes and supports police will care for him and I guess you could add all those NSA employee residents who wouldn’t like his spying ways…in other words, one term senator and into the White House! 😏

11B-Mailclerk

BM: “Pay! Attention! To! Meeeeeeeee!”

AnotherPat

11B-Mailclerk: You nailed it.

Heart of TEXAS (PSG, Ret.)

BM? Bowel Movement?

11B-Mailclerk

Hmmm. Funnier than intended, but “B radley M anning”.

But I hereby dub that turd

“BM”.

A Proud Infidel®™

The sniveling little SHIT strikes yet again in an attention-whoring stunt, I wonder how many votes it’ll get?

NHSparky

Way more than it should.

Aysel

Not just no, but fuck no.
I don’t think suicide is ever the answer, but why can’t this one be part of the 40% of the transgender population that takes that path?

David

He tried twice in Leavenworth, and like everything else he has attempted, screwed up both times. Wouldn’t be surprised if his new twat was in his chest and new boobs were on his kneecaps.

Sparks

He’s just channeling Clinton and the thoughts of being able to break in some fresh interns. Young boy interns.

11B-Mailclerk

Because the girls would again beat the snot out of him?

DataDawgDVX

SCOTUS in Powell v. McCormack ruled that the only quallies that apply to being in Congress are those that are Constitutionally specified. That being said, I hope this syphilis eaten brain possessed treasonous spawn of Satan and Jane Fonda not only fails at this pursuit, it is eventually consigned for life to a psych ward where it will never be released. Maybe Bernath should consider this dotard for a roommate.

Wilted Willy

How low has this nation sunk that this fuck stain would even be allowed to file for the senate! I hope this little snivel snake is bit on his cock by a rabid dog!, He still does have a dick doesn’t he?? Please tell me the people up there would even think of voting for this fucking traitor? He/She/It should be shot on sight!
Fuck this Cocksucker!!!

OldManchu

Everyone gets a trophy.

rgr769

Every day this little turd burglar is trying to make the prediction in the movie “Idiocracy” come true. Too bad we didn’t lessen the requirements for proof of the crime of treason and make hanging the penalty.

HMC Ret

It has had its 15 minutes many times over. Another attempt to stay relevant. It’s like the STD that never goes away, that keeps on giving. Trying desperately to stay in the limelight, it will have another stunt after this one crashes and burns. Any person or party that throws its support to it is commiting political suicide.

Fuck IT!

11B-Mailclerk

So…

The new slang term for Herpes is:

chelseas?

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

FANTABULOUS!

2/17 Air Cav

Manning aside, the issue of felons running for Congress just puts the horse before the cart, as I see it.

John D

Sorry, big fingers hit report button.

What I mean to do was respond:

After the horse but before the cart is……..

Horseshit.

Patrick Budowski

Having fled across the State Border of the People’s Republic of Maryland, There is no doubt in my mind that he will get a good portion of the vote. The Maryland I grew up in, is not the Maryland of today.

26Limabeans

“Felonious Manning”

Sounds like a musician. I wonder what instruments he plays.

akpual

Skin flute.

SFC D

Bone-aphone

E4 Mafia For Life.

Rusty trombone

A Proud Infidel®™

He’s a juicy banana and squirting sausage connoisseur.

Guard Bum

Bradley is the gift that keeps on giving….even democrats are embarassed over him. This young man is tragically confused and obviously mentally ill and I doubt he lives much past 30. Once his cache as a martyr wears off and he is abandoned by the left he will auger in like so many before him.

Thunderstixx

I thought he was just voted in for the state mascot…
The traitor bird…

SFC D

Shitbird

Frankie Cee

At a thread on a facebook page, among non-military types, I commented that he is a felon. I was told there, that because he was tried under the USCMJ, that he is not a felon, because the military courts don’t offer that definition of those found guilty. If anyone here can either refute or support this stance, I would appreciate some guidance. I will check back here, then go there and offer more on what I learn here. Thanks for what help is offered.

timactual

Legally, a felon is a person who has committed a felony.

“felony

n. 1) a crime sufficiently serious to be punishable by death or a term in state or federal prison, as distinguished from a misdemeanor which is only punishable by confinement to county or local jail and/or a fine. 2) a crime carrying a minimum term of one year or more in state prison, since a year or less can be served in county jail. However, a sentence upon conviction for a felony may sometimes be less than one year at the discretion of the judge and within limits set by statute. Felonies are sometimes referred to as “high crimes” as described in the U.S. Constitution.”
http://dictionary.law.com/Default.aspx?selected=740

Manning was charged with, and convicted of, violating a number of federal laws as well as military regulations. Most, if not all, of the federal laws were felonies.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_charges_in_United_States_v._Manning

Courts martial are specialized Federal courts created by Congress with authority granted by the Constitution to try violations of Federal law. The UCMJ is a set of specialized laws passed by Congress.

Manning is a felon.

rgr769

One cannot be sentenced to 35 years in a state or federal pound and not be a “felon.” Frankie, your proggie commenters are just confirming they live in a parallel universe, in their TDS fevered brains.

Frankie Cee

Thanks, I didn’t know for sure if the definition of his crimes, but this suffices. I fired back at the guy with a copy and paste of the above comments.

Couver

Wasn’t it just a few months ago people were up the Air Forces ass over not reporting the Texas shooters conviction thus allowing him to buy “scary” guns?

mr. sharkman

I’d have to reread the specific section(s), but I’m fairly certain that Manning is guilty of violating sections of USC that would not allow him to hold public office of any sort, ever.

11B-Mailclerk

I belive the Supremes have already decided the matter. If the Constitution specifies requirements for office, they are the only requirements.

The Senate could refuse to seat him. Apparently they have that rule. And, would -that- not be one heck of a catfight!

BM is a quitter. Reading that linked blog, from one of his fellow basic trainees, BM is a quitter’s quitter. What are the odds, then, that when the campaign gets tough, and all the meanies start bringing up old dirt, that BM just up and quits leaving the party in the lurch? How long before some clever folks start hitting all the old buttons, hard.

Popcorn?

rgr769

The Earl of Taint has a lovely photo of xer in xer bathing suit up on his website. Manning should use it on his/xer campaign posters; it should garner him/xer lots of support. If you decide to take a look, keep the eye bleach handy.

Perry Gaskill

The swimsuit photo is likely one from last August when Bradley, the little psycho, posed for Annie Leibovitz in a spread in Vogue. At the time, I remember thinking Vogue editor Anna Wintour had finally slipped her own moorings…

Pat

I think two goals with this, first being a “look at me” narcissistic extension of 15 min of fame, and the second being money through donations. Not a snowball’s chance in hell an under-qualified no experience SJW gets the nomination versus Cardin. Even in Maryland. I think this knucklehead barely completed HS and doesn’t even have an associates degree.

A Proud Infidel®™

IT made it through MI School which does require a high ASVAB score, thus I’m sure it has a HS diploma. As to all the other messes it has made as well as being thrown out with a DD… I only wonder how soon the left will decide they’ve gotten all the mileage they want or can get and then cast it aside like a broken down used car ?

rgr769

What’s next? Bergboi running for POTUS with his Muzzie Daddy as Veep on the Taliban party ticket?