Jon Ritzheimer sentenced

According to Stars & Stripes, Oathkeeper and provocateur, Jon Ritzheimer was sentenced in an Oregon federal courtroom last Thursday for his role in the occupation of the Malheur National Wildlife Refuge last year. He wore his Marine Corps medals on his blue suit, which he removed during sentencing, stating that he wasn’t proud of them anymore.
The prosecutor asked for two years in prison, but the judge gave him a year and a day along with a year of supervised release. Of course, Ritzheimer’s lawyer claimed that he suffered from PTSD and that’s why the Iraq War veteran threatened war against federal officers in the bird sanctuary.
“In the winter of 2016, in the high desert terrain of eastern Oregon, decked out in military garb and slinging a rifle, Jon Ritzheimer was a wounded warrior, still at war,” [Defense lawyer Terri] Wood wrote in her sentencing memo.
Yeah, we have Ritzheimer’s Marine Corps records, he was a truck driver while he was in Iraq, he wasn’t wounded and there’s no Combat Action Ribbon indicating that he participated in combat.

It seems to me that Ritzheimer was itching to engage in the combat he didn’t see in Iraq right there in Oregon;
Ritzheimer also was in the first convoy of cars who arrived at the refuge on Jan. 2, 2016. They were armed and cleared each building before blocking the front gate and positioning armed guards in the watchtower and entrances. Ritzheimer had a military-style AR-15 during that initial takeover and described himself as “triggerman,” according to the prosecutor.
“Thank God there was not an employee there,” Gabriel said. ” If there had been, your Honor, we could be looking at a different case.”
After the occupation, paperwork seized by federal agents showed Ritzheimer was listed as a leader of the infantry squad, constitutional defense forces, and a rapid response team, and that he went by the nickname “Rogue.” On Jan. 5, 2016, fearing federal officers were going to raid the refuge, Ritzheimer urged other occupiers to take a “defensive posture.” In a subsequent video that went viral, Ritzheimer was angered by hate mail and a package of sex toys sent to the refuge during the occupation, and he was captured angrily knocking them all off a table.
I think Dave Hardin was the person who sent the Malheur occupiers a bag of Gummi Penises. So that’s his fault.
Back to the courtroom;
Ritzheimer made a brief reference to the bar of colorful military medals he wore on his jacket lapel. “I came here with this stuff on,” he said, pausing, overcome with emotion. As he removed the pin of medals and placed them on the defense table before him, he added, “I’m really not proud of it anymore, your honor.”
He said he never wants to be a person who is “just following orders” again.
Brown told Ritzheimer no one was contesting his valor and military service. The medals, she said, are intended to recognize his accomplishments, but there’s no debate that he carries the burden of his combat and needs continued treatment for it.
I’ll bet he sees 2404s in his sleep – those Preventive Maintenance Checks and Services keep me up late, I know. I have flashbacks to hours of reading at the PM Magazine and the large-breasted cartoon women contained within.
Thanks to Skippy for the link.
Category: Dumbass Bullshit
“2404s”. Snort. How come I can’t remember what I just had for breakfast yet I remember 2404’s from the 60’s? And the lass in PM Magazine?
Connie Rod was the lass.
If 2404s only keep you up at night, then 2408-14s (Uncorrected Fault Record) and 2407s (Job Order Request in carbon papered six copies) must be a nightmare./smile
I remember running out of blank 2404s and the motor pool refusing to accept the PMCS record on a yellow legal pad.
Now it is all done on an automated system and no one knows the agony of a pad of wet and unusable 2404s….LOL
The new form used is the 5988e, and it is usually ignored as the 2404 was. 2404 is still used if the computer is down, and 5988e cannot be printed from the new GCSS. My favorite da form was the 2408-4 tube life calculator.
And a 2407-1 for continuation. In case you couldn’t get all you shit on the first 2407.
And the next block of instruction will cover the proper transfer of NMC days from the DD314s to the DA2406.
Yeah, I had to teach that to my classmates when I went my 76Y ANCOC in 1985.
Our instructors at Fort Lee had no clue.
“when I went through my 76Y”
Mea Culpa
Please. Stop. I. Can’t. Take. It! I was a BMO in Germany for 2 1/2 years. I was Distinguished Honor Grad at the BMO Course in Fort Knox (don’t know what I was thinking), so my buddy (thanks, buddy) at the course beat me to our next assignment and gleefully informed the Old Man. I still have USR nightmares…
No, we can’t stop. It’s too much fun. So here’s a little more to pile onto the top of the shit heap.
Every BMO’s/Motor Sergeant’s/PLL&TAMMS Clerk’s worst nightmare:
At the end of the Fiscal Year when the Monthly and Quarterly Deadline Report/USR along with the Yearly 2408-9 Usage Reports for all the vehicle(s)/systems that have odometers/hourmeters and all of the reports are due on the same day./smile
Ah, Yes, life in the motor pool. Good Times were had by all.
Does the Prison Commissary sell Gummi Dicks, or will we have to mail him his stash?
By looking at that “1000-yard” stare is working on up top, I would bet he has seen a lot of dicks is his day…..
I’m guessing that he’s been addicted to dick for a long, long time…
That stare comes from too many dicks smacking him in the back of the head while someone is yelling, “turn around dumbass”.
WOW a Mattel AR. How come it didn’t go off like the libs always say and kill 30 peeps from it’s 30 rd machine gun “CLIP”. Maybe one has to pull the trigger to fire it./sarc
Laying your medals on the table just isn’t quite as dramatic as throwing someone else’s medals over a fence.
Spot on.
YEP Ole Giggalo John Kerry
Those Gummy Dicks were fortified with essential vitamins and minerals, just the kind of thing people need if they are locked in a shit house and under siege.
Besides, Shitferbrains was mean to me on the phone. He always seemed like the kind of twink that would get triggered by juicy dick.
Fortified with vitamins and minerals…LMAO!!!
And, lots and lots of protein.
Please tell me that they were sugar-free.
“He wore his Marine Corps medals on his blue suit, which he removed during sentencing, stating that he wasn’t proud of them anymore”
To the tune of Knockin on Heaven’s Door.
https://youtu.be/cJpB_AEZf6U?t=8
Come on take this NDSM off of me.
I cain’t shine it, anymore.
It’s getting dull, too dull to see.
Think I’ll toss it out the door..
Momma take this brass away
‘Cause I can’t shine it anymore
Momma take my boots away
‘Cause I can’t polish ‘em anymore…
Momma they taking my butt away
‘Cause I’ll belong to Bubba and Thor…
I wonder if the bailiff handed him a tube of “personal lubricant” after sentencing and told him, “Here – you’re gonna need a lot of this where you’re going.”
Hey, it could happen!
I Can’t Believe It’s Not KY-Jelly!
What a Drama Queen! I’ll bet he got more upset about having to do oil changes than anyone else, EVER!!!
Since you guys are all ga-ga over that stuff embedded in your brains from Days of Yore that won’t go away, here’s a blast from the photo past:
E2 Ektachrome was used for daylight photography and E3 Ektachrome was used for tungsten/artificial lighting photography. They had different color chemistry for processing, which controlled the yellow and blue sensitivity in the emulsion’s color layers.
That changed to E4 Ektachrome in 1965, and E4 became E6 Ektachrome by 1976.
And Kodachrome is, unfortunately, gone forever. I sometimes miss them there Good Old Days.
Mama don’t take my Kodachrome away…
Wasn’t there a song called Kodachrome back in the 60’s or early 70’s????
Yes. Paul Simon tune and it sucked.
Sucked?
Haha, a few million folks might not concur with that
I had hoped that after he married Edie Brickell that some amalgamated creativity might develop.
She’s 24 years younger than him… if he doesn’t want her, I’d probably… oh, never mind, I am sax player.
If I could add up all the Tri-X film I shot over the years, it would be measured in multiple miles.
Ditto. I used to go shoot football games at my high school with it.
Damn. wrong button. Sorry.
I got Tri-X in bulk rolls and loaded my own canisters, it saved a bundle of bucks.
The Kodachrome 25 was great for portraits. Ektachrome never really appealed so much as Fuji. Gotta say that I love the digital era. Sure hope that someone invents a digitial 4×5 back for my old Sinar C. She’s a bit of a beast but the resolution was worth the cost of admission.
Well, you can get a Hasselblad digital back, the H6D-100c, for about $27,000, suitable for use with medium format and 4×5 view cameras. But you need an adapter to hold it on the Sinar’s back, which means removing the back plate where the filmholder goes. The adapters run between $400 and $1,900, depending on the brand you buy.
I will add that a 4×5 digital image would most likely take up close to a full gigabyte or more of room on your hard drive, but that’s what the terrabyte(s) drives are for, isn’t it?
Petabyte drives are next.
Just found this one: these people are working on providing a 5z5 digital back in 2018, suitable for any 4z5 camera. The price will be a mere $48,500.
http://www.largesense.com/products/4×5-large-format-digital-back-ls45/
Ah shucks… I might bite if they get it in under $10K
OTOH, B&H just had a deal on the Hassy with about $13K discount!
The Hassy 500Cs were handy, I mainly used them for wedding photography as well as a Mamiya 645.
My current amusement is a used Canon XL2. Technology is always about a decade ahead of me and my budget for toys.
What I’d really like is to have someone manufacture a Polaroid like product in 4×5 format, again. I had a Polaroid back for the Hassy and the Sinar. Fuji quit making their version in medium format, dammit to hell.
The distinction between taking photos/snapshots vs photography still exists but I love that the smart phones have enabled the masses to have photo and video handy at any given time and opportunity.
For now, a little Lumix digital point & shoot is as delightful as was the iPhone 4 but has an actual lens and diaphragm (I think).
Give it time. The price will drop. I still use my D50 and the only way I will give up my D300 is when it is pried from cold, dead hands. The sensors are becoming cheaper and cheaper to produce with higher and higher pixel counts, which makes last year’s model of Whatever Type IIISpecial not so special. The camera companies count on people who have Gear Acquisition Syndrome (GAS), and dive on the newest thing.
That’s a lot of film! Were you a photographer in the military?
I used to buy medium format color and B&W in bulk purchases and keep it in the freezer until I needed it. I went through that stuff like a buzzsaw.
PH2: Photographer’s Mate, 2nd class (E-5.)
Kodachrome lives on in the name of a State Park in Utah.
https://stateparks.utah.gov/parks/kodachrome-basin/
Gorgeous place, BTW, highly recommended.
100 years from now people will tour the park and say “who was Kodachrome and why did they name this park after him?”
What a tool.
I see these dudes all of the time.
They got the PTSD from hanging out in Iraq. Now they want benefits to go with their weak-ass MOS and possible substandard discharges.
If you honorable, then your OK. Just own up to what you did. It takes a team to win.
Global War on Terrorism Medal (3) who kept these records, you can only get 1.
I didn’t even know it was possible
I did get two certificates for the GWOTs
But never paid any attention to it
The print out up above I’ve never seen one while
In the army or guard that looked like that
My loss Lol…
It’s just a helpful summary from his DD214s typed up by the techs at the NPRC.
Jonn has friends in low places that’ll do him grand favors.
Sometimes it’s better to have low friends in high places.
Well maybe he’ll stay away from Arizona for a little bit
Will have to send him a care package while he’s at the
Bob-wire hotel
Actually, according to the article, he’ll be in federal prison in Safford, Arid-zona.
Damn !!!!!!
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Hey Jonn BTW we are sending you all a X-mass card and a few Jackson’s
Stafford I believe maybe a minimum security prison
Its on swift trail Hwy going up to Mount Graham
We pass the place all the time going camping
Every prisoner has a detail on the mountain I believe
Talk about easy time for him
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. I wonder how often people will send Bags of Dicks®™ and personal lube while he’s locked up? Now that he’s a convicted felon, there goes his right to vote or own a firearm!
He can just melt down some of those Gummi Dicks if he needs some field expedient lubricant.
A couple of pats of chow hall butter and he’ll be good to go!! Nothing like churning some butter!
He’s got to watch that cholesterol count.
The boy ain’t right, Your Honor.
This story was originally generated by The Oregonian and something the reporter left out was that Ritzheimer was facing a variety of serious charges including a maximum of life for some of the weapons stuff with special circumstances. And yet he managed to walk with what amounts to less than a year.
One of the reasons Ritzheimer might have gotten off lightly, although it’s speculative, is that there was always something off about the original case against the Hammond family ranchers which started the Malheur standoff in the first place. Part of the defense’s strategy in cutting a deal might have been that Ritzheimer refrain from being an attention whore and dragging all that up again.
He got a year and a day, meaning he’s a convicted felon, and all the happy shit that goes along with it.
No more guns for you, sucker! Also enjoy the BTJT Deli time, those are the only “guns” you’ll get to play with from now on.
This guy was the reason I stopped attending group sessions for PTSD at West Valley Vet Center. He pulled more shit like this. You can Google his name and Phoenix mosque you’ll get articles and an interview or two.
Well, at least the birds are safe for now.
Are they talking about this?
At the end of the video, he was looking at the stuff he shoved off the table and I guarantee, he was thinking, “Gimme that Bag O Dicks!!!” and then went dumpster diving to the floor to find them.
He gets to serve another year.
And up ’till then I thought “eat a bag of dicks” was just an expression.
I wonder how many he tried out?
A year and a day. Hello Felon, say goodbye to your guns forever!
hahahahahaha like that ever stops anyone.
You get less time as a felon with a gun than you do most other crimes as well.
Depending on the state that might be true FC, but when they get caught over and over we always called it doing a life sentence on the installment plan.
The longest sentence I personally saw was a guy I caught with a sawed off shotgun-he was on felony parole at the time. He got 5 years.
Jon Ritzheimer – *PTUI*
At least he did more than what I did regarding militia activity.
After I got discharged from the Texas State Guard, I stood up the Tarrant County Guard. I was the first and only member, a Lieutenant Colonel. Unfortunately, I immediately got discharged. I know, that doesn’t make sense but that’s what happened. Even if I start a one man organization, I still get discharged.
At least I have my “evidence” blog, as “evidence” is what I say it is, regardless of how far from reality it is.
Cheese,
Dennis Howard Chevalier
Denny H. Chevalier
Quote:
“He said he never wants to be a person who is “just following orders” again.
Brown told Ritzheimer no one was contesting his valor and military service. The medals, she said, are intended to recognize his accomplishments, but there’s no debate that he carries the burden of his combat and needs continued treatment for it.”
So, that this means the judge believed this guy’s lies?
Don’t the prosecution comes with a copy of the DD214 so judges don’t make fool of themselves believing Rambo crap?
They probably should, but I suspect most prosecutors do no more than is necessary to get a conviction.
“a leader of the infantry squad, constitutional defense forces, and a rapid response team, and that he went by the nickname “Rogue”
Holy shit! Gecko45 has a friend! “Roger, Rouge one. I will distract the guards, you recover the Gummi Dicks.”
Sure that wasn’t a mispronunciation of “Rouge”?
Should have claimed PTSD for having to remember that the green nozzle is for dispensing diesel.
I loved him in Cheers.
Found this:
Nice summary.
Well worth my time. /s
Most judges and attys have no idea what’s on a DD 214, or what they are reading if they see one. Too bad.
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