Brandon Hurley; phony cop arrested
One of our ninjas sent us a link to the story of Brandon Hurley who was arrested for impersonating a cop in Louisville, Kentucky. Hurley picked a vehicle to pull over which turned out to be driven by an off-duty police officer;
Brandon Hurley, 24, did a U-turn and pulled up behind a vehicle driven by an off-duty officer with the Louisville Metro Police Department on Saturday night. Hurley began flashing his lights and honking his horn to get the officer to pull over, authorities said.
“The officer passed the defendant. The defendant then did a U-turn in the road and got behind affiant’s vehicle,” Judge Sean Delahanty said. “That’s just some bad luck there.”
The off-duty officer pulled over, thinking Hurley needed help. But Hurley approached the vehicle and asked the driver if he knew he had hit a curb and how fast he was going, WLKY reports.
Officials said Hurley identified himself as a Jefferson County officer when the off-duty cop asked for identification. Hurley said he didn’t have his badge and was confused when the driver identified himself as a police officer. When the real cop asked for his badge number, Hurley quickly got back in his car and sped off in the other direction.
The off-duty officer wrote down Hurley’s license plate number which officers used to find him. Also, the off-duty officer remembered Hurley from his high school class.
Category: Crime
“the off-duty officer remembered Hurley from his high school class”
I think we all remember a Hurley from our high school class.
That’s funny; I don’t.
Wait, what’s that mean?
A Hurley is what happens on the ride home from prom night when there are 14 guys stuffed into a 65 Mustang.
Well, there’s also always a pigeon in a poker game, and if you can’t figure out who it is, it’s most likely you. Not drawing any comparisons, here….
(and a tip of the Hatlo hat to PH2 for intentionally setting up that softball over the plate)
bwahahahahahahaha…that is the money line right there.
“Officer” Hurley may be eligible for recognition as an Honorary Bernath with a LawnDart device.
He’s eligible for the Tarvis DeLoach award…
No he deserves a Tovaris medication LOL
Hurley must have realized he’s very likely to go to jail just before that picture was taken. And if so, his name is quite apropos.
In that photo Hurley looks like he’s about to hurl while considering the prospect. (smile)
In some states, impersonating a police officer is a felony.
On the other hand, what are the odds that Hurley would run into someone he went to high school with while he’s pretending to be a cop?
I see the early stages of some serious comb-over for this fellow.
DUMBSHIT!! Enjoy the company of Bubba, Thor and company!
Why was he doing this for?
Money?
Brandon Hurley is going to be hurling his fair share of tube steak and nut butter as part of Bubba & Thor’s cellblock harem!
This turd was just channeling his “Inner Otchy”.
Karma smacked that boy in the face so hard his great great great grandmama felt it.