David Meier; lying politician

| October 18, 2017

David Meier is a candidate for mayor of Flint, Michigan. He decided that his resume needed some pizzazz, so he added the claim of earning a Medal of Honor, probably not knowing that’s the easiest medal to check on in the age of Al Gore’s internet, seein’s how the Congressional Medal of Honor Society maintains a searchable list that goes all the way back to the Civil War.

But that didn’t deter Mr Meier, according to the East Village Magazine;

Meier claimed that he received his Medal of Honor from President Richard Nixon in 1973 for actions at An Loc, Vietnam, in May of 1969. In fact, that is the story of Medal of Honor recipient Army Master Sergeant James Leroy Bondsteel of Jackson, MI. Bondsteel had been a Marine in Korea and then joined the Army, serving from 1965 to 1985. Bondsteel died in a freak traffic accident in Alaska in 1987. His Medal of Honor citation is available on numerous online sites.

So, it was time for Mr Meier to double down and go secret squirrel with his tale;

In a response to questions from East Village Magazine about his claims, Meier wrote that he had been a “CIA soldier” covertly embedded in Vietnam between 1965 and 1975, starting when he was 15 years old. He said his commanding officer would come into his home in Linden in the middle of the night, “stick a needle in my arm and when I woke up I would be in Vietnam.” He further stated, “I usually wasn’t gone very long at the beginning and my parents hardly missed me and didn’t care. Many times when I came home the CIA would make me submit to electromagnetic convulsive shock therapy so I couldn’t remember anything.”

Asked about the parallels between the Bondsteel story and his own as offered to East Village Magazine, Meier sent the following explanation: “SGT Bondsteel was the platoon leader of the unit that I was assigned to. I was a CIA soldier sent to assist in finding a lost platoon along with Bondsteel’s platoon. Bondsteel was told where to go to link up with that platoon and sent off. After surveying the area I requested permission to recon an old overgrown trench-line because I was fearful that it was an ambush. Sure enough it was an L shaped ambush and when I entered it I encountered encountered the enemy and the rest of the story is written up in SGT Bondsteel’s citation.

“If you replace SGT Bondsteel name with David Meier you will have the truth,” Meier wrote.

Here is Staff Sergeant James Leroy Bondsteel’s citation.

You would think Meier was finished, but, no he continues;

“I have faithfully and loyally served my country in Vietnam and every war that America has been in since then. I am a CIA soldier and advisor. President Nixon awarded me the Medal of Honor in 1973 for my actions in An Loc, Vietnam May 24 1969. I have also attained the rank of brigadier general.”

In case you’re wondering, he doesn’t appear on DoD’s flag officer roster.

Yeah, if this fellow isn’t mentally deficient, they need to take him to court and charge him with violations of the stolen valor act since, obviously, he intends to profit from his lies.

Category: Dumbass Bullshit, Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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26Limabeans

“Flint, Michigan”

A Proud Infidel®™

Will he blame the water for making him go full retard?

Berliner

I heard there was something in the water in Flint. He’s obviously been guzzling it.

propsguy

Must be something in the water….

( Too soon? 😉 )

desert

This simple minded S.O.B. NEEDS to be put in a home for the retarded! This a.h. is unbelievable!!

Reddawg_03

Mayor….candidate for Mayor….is this for real?

Seriously?

Sparks

Took the words right out of my head.

oldrmepilot

Genesee County Clerk-Register John Gleason and the office of Flint Clerk Inez Brown said the candidate filings include David Davenport, Chris Del Morone, Woddy Etherly Jr., Anderson Fernanders, Ray Hall, Ronald Higgerson, Brent Jaworski, Ellery Johnson, Scott Kincaid, Sean MacIntyre, Gregory Martin, David Meier, Anthony Palladeno Jr., Don Pfeiffer, Jeffrey Shelley, Al Wamsley, Angela Ward, and Arthur Woodson.

RM3(SS)

Carlton G. Long

Is this fellow a main line candidate, or is he one of those fringe candidates who runs for every office, every year?

Hack Stone

He did not meet the high standards for Sanitation Commissioner, so he settled for running for Mayor.

HT3 '83-'87

“The stupid is strong with this one. Lose he will. Ridicule we must”

A Proud Infidel®™

Full turbo-cocksucker.

Mick

KA-BA-BA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!

Shack!

(multiple secondary explosions echo throughout the hallowed halls of TAH Headquarters)

Fjardeson

That wasn’t no damn truck backfiring!

Ex-PH2

Putting ‘politician’ and ‘lying’ together in the same space is a surefire way to make the Universe implode.

I’ll be he’s a closet-something or other.

David

I thought those two were merely redundant.

Dapandico

He left out the anal probing by the CIA.

Hondo

I thought that was done by pro-bono proctologists from other star systems.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Done by Dr. Eddie Torrez (the Extra-Testicle)…

Dustoff

I have actually found a video of his CIA interrogation using mind control techniques…

Thunderstixx

What a classic !!!
Thanks for posting this, gave me a great chuckle for the day !!!

Joseph Williams

The water made him DOOD it. Joe

Combat Historian

Is this schmuck an actual veteran? Did he even serve a single day in the military? My bet is this guy was a draft-dodger who either stayed in college and majored in basket-weaving for the duration or was a poo-flinger at his induction physical and was classified as crazy…

Combat Historian

I think Camp Bondsteel in Kosovo was named after SSG Bondsteel. This pig deserves to be slowly water-poisoned for stealing SSG Bondsteel’s valor…

Brown Neck Gaitor

Remember when Michael Moore was the craziest person to come from Flint?

Those were good times…

UpNorth

I just wasted 5 minutes I’ll never get back reading over the 17 candidates for mayor of Flint. Aside from this asshat, one of them claims to be the national commander of the Grand Army of the Republic, and filed a federal lawsuit, demanding that the feds name Trump an enemy of the state and immediately arrest him, and another guy who’s signature achievement is wearing a cowboy hat everywhere in Flint.

Bill M

Considering who one of Flint’s one time resident’s is, I think it’s safe to speculate that it is something in the water. Michael Moore, this turd, and “the commander of the Grand Army of the Republic” all hailing from there makes me wonder what the H*ll is wrong with that burg.

Mick

— sigh —

OWB

Yeah, well, I, and several others here, were super duper secretly assigned to the lunar missions as special security peoples with extra top secret devices which even now could cause us great harm should we discuss them. Which explains why we never, ever claim our extra special service and we can never, ever admit participation in under threat of severe consequences to everyone else because it’s all their fault that we now have the PT & SD from all those extraterrestrial space flights that can never, ever be made public.

Except with the media. And reality shows. Maybe Dancing with the Stars, because, ya know, it celestial.

Hack Stone

You forget on Jesse Ventura’s Show.

A Proud Infidel®™

At least no one claimed my esteemed position as an Apollo Door Gunner (Didn’t I see you on a mission or two when I was a DG?) as well as current Time Traveler!

Nicki

Holy squirrel shit crazy, Batman!

Perry Gaskill

Just to put some perspective on things, the real story here is not about Meier’s pants-on-fire claim of being an MOH ninja. According to another piece in the East Village Magazine, there’s currently some sort of bizarre political situation going on which has meant the entire city council is up for re-election, and there are currently 18 candidates for mayor.

Which raises the question: How is it possible 18 people are crazy enough to want to be mayor of Flint, Michigan?

David

Apparently the incumbent was caught up in a corruption scandal and 17 people are running against her in a recall election. This clown is so insignificant he is listed in the last group of non-entities labeled as “also running are”. All he had to do to get on the ballot was pay a $100 filing fee. He also claims to have been beaten/shot by cops so he wants to weed out bad cops. I suspect from that last he is a Democrat, as being a lying sack of shit is kind of party-agnostic.

MSG Eric

Are any republicans actually dumb enough to become mayor of flint? Do they realize that if they get elected, 5 minutes after they’re sworn in the MSM is going to be blaming them for not fixing the water situation, “yet”?

A Proud Infidel®™

If they’re D-rats they’ll just screech and blame president Trump.

Ex-Garbage Gun Shooter

Their unemployment benefits ran out?

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Wow. This guy is good.

Graybeard

David Meier: please drink the water straight out of the river. Stay hydrated, drink a gallon an hour until symptoms of stupidity go away.

Hack Stone

Stay batshit crazy, my friend.

just some feller

I met SFC Bondsteel when he was running the post gym at Benning. I was a “Drill-Corporal” waiting for OCS and I got sent over for the day. This big guy was bragging how he was a Medal of Honor recipient and said, “…most Medal recipients say they don’t remember what they did; well, I do…” then he went on to give me some huge “war story” how he knocked out 10 bunkers … in minute detail, etc. I thought, “sheesh, what a lair.” When I got back to the company the senior drill asked me about my day. I told him about some sad lying sack-of-shit claiming the MoH.

Then I found out Bondsteel was telling the truth!

Holy Cow! That makes 3 MoHs I’ve met in my life: COL Lewis Millet, SFC Bondsteel, (and later) MAJ Robert L. Howard.

JSF

Doc Savage

I met Col Millet when I was stationed in Hawaii, and again when he flew out to see us in Egypt while on an MFO tour…..interesting man indeed.
I also had the honor of meeting SP5 Clarence Sasser, and MSG Roy Benevidez…..all amazing men.

CWO5USMC

I grew up in northern Maine and during my last two years of high school, I worked part time in an auto repair garage. One of the individuals I met there was Ed Dahlgren, a WW II MOH recipient. He was a part of the “old guy” crew that would come by and tell stories and hang out. A true gentleman and all around great guy. He was a true pleasure, as a young kid, to get to know.

http://articles.latimes.com/2006/jun/03/local/me-dahlgren3

Mayhem

I had the privilege of serving with the MAJ Gordon Roberts when he was the Commander of the 249th back in 1999. A very quite and humble man.

rgr769

I have only met one, Maj. Charles Q. Williams. He was a captain and company commander in 2nd Bn/509th Inf, 8th ID. His troops affectionately referred to him as “Captain Smoke,” because he knew how to smoke anyone in the unit. I spent four days with him on a planning mission to Holland for a memorial re-enactment of the Allied Airborne Invasion of Holland. He never uttered a word about his service in Viet Nam. He still has the longest citation of any MOH recipient I have ever read.

Cris

SgtMaj Kellogg was 3rd Marines SgtMaj when I arrived at K-Bay in ’86. Those stories for another time….

Michael Yates

Sounds like the perfect candidate for Flint. Could not be any worse than what they’ve had in the past.

OldManchu

“Many times when I came home the CIA would make me submit to electromagnetic convulsive shock therapy so I couldn’t remember anything.”

They were doing it wrong. You should have some electric high voltage probes shoved up your bunghole and get jolted in a way you will never forget. What a complete dumbass.

chooee lee

Holy shit. Please tell me this pogue is running as a Democrat.

FuzeVT

Do Republicans even run in Flint Michigan?

UpNorth

Yes, mostly they run for their lives.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Holeeeeee Fuck! Damn, the stupid is strong with DAVID MEIER! “CIA Soldier”?

No stories about Lon Duc Dong (GONG) and the missions in the SHIT (Pun Tang Province) surviving on Cream of Sum Yung Guy soup and Ben Wa balls?

If the people of Flint vote for this assclown, they definitely deserve his ass… and the crazee associated with it!

A Proud Infidel®™

You forgot where he was based in the Village of Al Phuk Tup.

The Other Whitey

Fucking cocksucking douchebag shitweasel.

FuzeVT

I was with the Green Berets,
Special Unit Battalions…
Commando Airborne Tactics…
Specialist Tactics Unit Battalion.
Yeah, it was real hush hush.
I was Agent Orange,
Special Agent Orange, that was me.

MSG Eric

Oh really, you were in Nam? We were in Nam too….

Dustoff

Trading Places has to be one of the best comedies ever. The only one little problem I have with it is Al Franken (jackass extraordinaire)has a small bit part in it.

The Other Whitey

Or “Falling Down,” though it was decidedly less funny.

“Oh yeah? What were you, a drummer boy?”

Reminds me of a call I ran once, in which a drunk shithead who’d gotten his ass kicked insisted that he was a Korean War vet, then got all butthurt when I called bullshit based on his 1953 birth date.

Perry Gaskill

An unappreciated classic film, and tribute to equal opportunity. The main character pretty much hated everyone regardless of race, color, creed, or golf club membership.

“And now you’re going to die wearing that stupid hat.”

David

Now you bring up “Dirty Harry” – “Hary’s an equal opportunity bigot. He hates EVERYONE”

Bobo

Obviously he’s been drinking the Kool-Aid made with local water.

Snotcrow

I HATE when they show up in your parents house and drug you, just to wake up in another country.

Hack Stone

I woke up drunk in Thailand a few times, wondering how I got there. Does that Me me Secret Squirrel Qualified?

Snotcrow

I just checked the super secret database… you’re a sleeper agent code name Snoozer.

Cris

This guy looks no older than me (if it’s a current photo) and I was only 4 in ’65.

Cris

And I was the leading CIA secret squirrel during that time….during the mission he talks about, he didn’t even participate. Claimed he had a bad case of hang nail and skipped out.

Martinjmpr

Safe to assume this clown is not backed by any major party? I’m guessing he’s just an attention whore who threw his hat in the ring as a way of getting himself some publicity.

Next we’ll be hearing about his exploits in the Poon Tang Valley near the village of Phuc Hu.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Very interesting and I wonder if he did any research on WW2 pinup model Candy Jones who was possibly involved with FBI and CIA spook stuff during WW2 and the cold war era. As is heard, Long John Nebel hypnotized her and the story came out. Years ago, I worked nights and used to listen to Nebel and Candy on the car radio and this story came out. This can also be googled on the internet.

Yef

You must be pulling my leg.
With a crane.
Like, heavy duty crane.

Ex-PH2

I don’t think so, Yef. This IS one you have to wonder about.

https://www.damninteresting.com/taking-control-of-candy-jones/

Thunderstixx

An MOH?
Talk about stupid, this guy gives PFC Manning a run for the money on this claim !!!

Steve

An MOH?!?!?

10 outta 10 for ambition for this f*ckstick, but I think he’s aiming a bit high.

What a c*ckholster.

EODJay

Just wow! We’ve gotten our share of way out there stories here but this has to be up towards the top of the steaming pile.

Mick

— sigh —

Yup; it’s gonna take a hell of a lot of work to top that.

Hack Stone

I call bullshit on Captain Kaye doing 18 year’s on Mars. HQMC Manpower would never let some homestead for that long.

Follow up question as to (see what I did there?) Captain Kaye; does the Marine Corps issue a Space Service Deployment Ribbon?

J.R.

No. It’s covered by the Expeditionary Medal

Andy11M

Well, if this asshole wants to steal SSG Bondsteels life story, I know how it ends. We just need to find a logging truck and have it dump it’s logs on him.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Leroy_Bondsteel#Biography

My last unit in the Army before I got out was 2/2 Inf when they were still in Germany. Our BN HQ building was named Bondsteel Hall and just inside near the Staff Duty desk was a copy of his citation.

Nastyleg

There must be something in the water………….that are turning the frogs freaking gay!!!!!(Alex Jones reference). Come to Flint come for the crazy stay for the murders…..sarc.

mattinnc

Wow. That is all I can say.

A Proud Infidel®™

Nobody else has yet so fuck it, I hereby make an official motion for David Meier to receive the Official TAH Wall of Insults®™.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Seconded!

ChipNASA

We have a “Second”
Do we have an “AYE” vote?

NormanS

Aye!

ChipNASA

And Ladies and Gentlemen, there it is…. Per TAH Robert’s Rules, only one AYE vote is needed. You may want to stand back because when you nuke a disgusting psychotic wannabe politician, there can be a certain type of fallout… Wall of Insults®™ (aka, “This Ain’t Hell” Thesaurus) FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! David “Mierda” Meier , is a truly psychotic wannabe politician, Stolen Valor fuckbucket, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping ass fungus nugget, Cambodian cunt sauce, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, Soup Sandwich, Poster-child for abortion, Swallowing Spooge Sampler, should be ass raped and tea-bagged, at the same time, by a Rabid Rhinoceros, shit tonguing, munching wanktoaster, cock gobbling Pigfucker, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, tit, Sharmouta, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, needle dick bug fucker, Drongo, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, useless bag of monkey fuck, dickbutt, rectum circling colon goblin, Asshole casserole, Vafanculo, People like you are the reason God doesn’t talk to us anymore, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!, Mayor Grundle of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, Grandstanding cunt, prickwrinkler, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer,… Read more »

A Proud Infidel®™

And he’s ten times less popular than a Vegetarian MRE!

Eden

I’m just shocked the thread got this far before someone suggested it.

gitarcarver

While the actions of this man are totally despicable and indefensible, the odd thing is that only the cited East Village Magazine is picking up on this story.

mlive! has nothing on it. No other broadcast or print mediums have anything on it.

To me, it is light on cockroaches that expose them for what they are.

The press is supposed to be part of that light and the idea that they are not doing their job and talking about people running for the Mayor of Flint (who is going to be facing incredible challenges) says a great deal about the fourth estate.

jonp

Being embedded at 15 is really undercover shit. No wonder there are no records of this. What a stud

Rosalee

Hmmmmmmmm…brings to mind CT Senator Blumenthal who likes to enhance his resume also. At least when I served, which was throughout Vietnam war + I could tell the difference between in country and during Vietnam war. He seems unable to tell the difference.

Medic09

I dunno, sounds like stuff we hear all the time out of Roswell. Just substitute “alien abduction” for “CIA”.

Green Thumb

The next Public Relations / Media Director for All-Points Logistics.

Eden

Maybe this guy can run for Prez in 2020, along with that Congressional candidate from Florida who was abducted by aliens when she was 7.

Mark Lauer

I was gonna say that the cheese done slipped off his cracker, but I don’t think his cracker had cheese to begin with…..or that this cracker had a fucking cracker in the first place.

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