Kyle Barwan arrested in Ayer, Massachusetts
So, the most arrestable phony in the history of the United States, Kyle Barwan is in custody once again. He was supposed to remain under the stern gaze of his parole officer in Polk County, Florida, where he was most recently confined for using his phony military persona to scrounge money from unsuspecting and well-meaning patriots. But he left Florida for cooler climes, and then he was back to his old habits. Until….
I guess he was up to his old tricks and someone complained so the the local Ayer, Mass. PD picked him up on the Florida warrant on September 29th.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
First Bernath, and now Barwan. I am going to refuse to stand for the Theme To The Brady Bunch until these travesties have been rectified.
I will join you in doing that, Hack Stone! I’ll do it while also motioning for The Official TAH Wall of Insults®™ to be raised against Kyle Barwan!
I’ll second that.
And I will add an, “Aye” to that. Bring it!
Where you at Chip?
AYE!!!
We have posers on the ropes,
They are freaking out like dopes,
We have confirmed calls for the wall
We all hope you’re on the ball, so
ChipNASA WHERE ARE YOUUuuuu?
To the tune of THIS:
Morning Dickweeds….Give me a minute.
OK API, You asked for it and believe it or not, I don’t believe I’ve ever posted the Wall of Insults®™ for good ole’ Kyle here, as much as he’s been revered on TAH. Now to make it a little more fun, I am going to attempt to add at least 1 new insult between usages/postings so the game is, TRY TO FIND THE NEW INSULT. (Phony’s specific details aside) Kyle, seeing as how your asshole is much larger than my size 10 1/2 D corframs, and I don’t want to lose one of my pieces of uniform footware, I’ll leave you with this. Wall of Insults®™ FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! Kyle Barwan aka, Kyle “Reach around” Reacher, Kyle “Felcher” Felucifer, Klutch “Klunt”, Klutch “Afterbirth” Reborn, did serve in the National Guard of Kentucky nearly 10 years ago from March 2007 to January 2008, but was kicked out for impersonating an officer, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping ass fungus nugget, Cambodian cunt sauce, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, Poster-child for abortion, Swallowing Spoo Sampler, shit tonguing, munching wanktoaster, cock gobbling, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, tit, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, needle dick bug fucker, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask,… Read more »
Thank you. We were about to charge you AWOL.
Huh. I added a grin to that. Where’d it go?
Now, now, I have a different TAH schedule than most,
I only blog when I work or I only work when I blog and I don’t compute on weekends because I’m on the damn computer all day long as it is.
LOL
😛
Uhh, preez to explain how you do smilies to CWOReJarhead?
He iz Marine, you know…
Not even for the episode where Alice said, “Sam, I’ve seen bigger wieners on a cocktail plate!”
Unless I just dreamed that one.
Another great demonstration of “You cannot fix stupid”. Two actually, the other being leaving Florida for up North as winter approaches.
What is in this claiming unearned honor regarding the military that is making these stupid motherfucker’s dicks dance so hard? Can these idiots not learn the lesson? Or do they need to be beaten to a pulp by the system constantly?
He just can’t accept the fact that he is a homosexual (not that there is anything wrong with that), so the only way that Barwan can be Barwan is when his cellmate is having his way with Barwan. Why else would he immediately violate the terms of his parole/probation, unless he missed playing catcher on the prison softball team.
He’ll be a wide receiver soon enough…
I hear that they call him The Deli Man, because he is an expert at smoking sausages.
Guess he missed Julio…
It’s called ‘Lord of the Dance’. Self-mutilation style. With hockey skates.
Cocksucker.
This fucktard needs to be locked up long time…
You can’t beat a sense of conscience into someone. He’s one step shy of running into some vengeful broad who won’t wait for the cops to arrest him. She’ll just solve the problem herself.
We can hope.
Frankie Cee!!! I know you had something (a lot) to do with this. Excellent work. I have something of knowledge of fugitives from justice being extredited. Douche-bag from GA to VA (not a friend). It took eight days, shackled in a van, while they picked up ‘others’. The cadre drove for about eight hours, back and forth state lines while heading North, and would drop them off at some local regional lockup facility. Cadre would go to a hotel, the inmates got to inprocess, get to know know the local shit-baggery, and out process early before cadre came to pick them up. Best. Eight. Days. Ever. (for me). He’s having a worse time than Bernasty is. Beautiful. Again, excellent work. Shit-bag got it coming.
I didn’t have a direct part in this most recent arrest of sCUM Bucket, Kyle Barwan, but possibly, my continual asking Y’all to use his name in the comments, caused the google hit that the concerned, potential, victim found. When discussing these phonies, always use their name in the comment. Only once per comment is sufficient, and creates a “Gooooogle Entry”. His demise is attributable to the TAH Wild Bunch. “We built that”.
So are you saying his being extradited from MA to FL could be a VERY MISERABLE number of days for him? I SURE HOPE SO!!!
Think I read he was apprehended in IL. Still a nice long ride. Don’t think STOLEN VALOR CRIMINAL KYLE CHRISTOPHER BARWAN is criminal enough to rate a plane ride, or a quick ride, so my spidey sences tell me he’s on a long, shitty, NOT FUN AT ALL van ride with cadre that don’t make piss stops. Unless they gotta piss. Inmates don’t get to, I heard. Security and all. Oh, and carde isn’t having fun either. And not liking their job at the moment. Except when they get to the hotel,I suppose. It’s an inconvienience on them, and an inconvieience on the locals that have to make room and feed them – something. From what I heard, my (not a friend) said it was the worst 8 days of his life. And he got sick along the way. Not sure what he caught, but I’ve always hoped it was long term and re-ocurring. (Did say he wasn’t a friend, right?) Oh, that van ride for (not a friend) was courtesy of me, doing some not-as-skillful Frankie Cee-manship. But it worked. And I suppose VA taxpayers (partly me) footed the bill. So send me a bill, it’s worth it. I enjoyed hearing the fallout. Ran out of popcorn way into that saga – like a year and a half. (BTW, (not a friend) got a few charges dropped (mine) and got out on bond in VA and high tailed it back to GA. So he has VA charges pending, and warrants. His current charges aren’t worth extradition, but birdy tells me he has no license, dead tags and no insurance on a VA licensed in VA, truck in GA, and a few tickets he’s collected and not paid. He might be going down in GA ‘Lord of the Dance’ style slowly, but surely. Didn’t mean to bring the TAH collective into my own pesonal vendetta. I’m normally just a snarky poster. But I do enjoy a devils-fist story from time to time like many of you. I know we’re not here to pass judgement on anyone. Uncover the truth if… Read more »
sCUM Bucket Kyle Barwan was arrested in Ayer Massachusetts, not Illinois. That is the address he used, but it is over 5 years old. He gave that, hoping that the Florida Warrant wouldn’t show.
Ahh, got it. Even better. That’s going to be a long, long ride. Hopefully they won’t fly him. As I posted previously, if they transport by van, he will have a most miserable time. Either way, I’m glad he’s back where he needs to be. The TAH Wild Bunch, huh? I like it. A division of Team America: Dirt-bag Police maybe.
And the saga continues…..
Is it, or should it be, this hard to lock up a shit-bird
Holy crapola
Just outside the gates of the former Ft. Devens. I wonder if he thought there might be a chance at another scam there.
Was wondering the same thing.
The rotating door with no penalty stiff enough (pun intended) to preclude another offense. Just never stem the tide of crime judge and keep the court system overloaded with repeat offenders so that no one in it gets a fair shake.
Let’s hope that he gets to remain in the confines of the local constabulary for many, many moons to come…
Ayer, Mass is right next to Ft. Devens. I lived right across the street from where this lying SOS poser was hiding, back when I was stationed there. Great to hear he is back in custody where he belongs.
Know the place well. Lived there back in the seventies. Devens used to have an intellegence unit. Don’t know if they are still there but this idiot picked the wrong community to run his scam. He better hope they keep him locked up.
Devens is a mere shadow of its’ former self. The building that was going to be the new intel school is a community college campus, there’s an industrial park there, the only remaining military presence is up by where the main exchange used to be – 1/25 Marines are in where 10th Group had their Headquarters; the MAARNG still has the big motorpool over on Barnum Rd. and the range complex is still open, but that’s it. If dirt bag was looking for new marks, he was a few years too late…
Ft. Devens is a postage stamp now. Most of it has been turned into the Town of Devens.
Not much of the Base if anything is left.
There is a Federal Pen up there though.
In the old west guys like Barwan would have been hung long ago just to rid society of reprobates
I think they had it right
Queef.