Paul Bennett Knox; repeat phony SEAL
This scroungy-looking grotesque turd, Paul Knox, we busted over three years ago, but the folks at Military Phonies says he’s still at it. He claims that he was a Navy SEAL from 1969 – 1975 and of course, he was injured in Vietnam.
Yep. Two Purple Hearts and a Navy Cross and senior chief petty officer chevrons on his fat ass. All that was accomplished in 29 days;
Yep, he spent 29 days in the Navy and left as an E-1.
By the way, he was born in 1957, so he’s claiming that he went to Vietnam when he was 12 years old. That damned math thing again.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
Awwww, what the fuck!
Oh, you fucking fuck, motherfucking shitbag, fucksicle, cock eating, cunt drippings, anal sundae with a goddamn cherry on top.
Fuckhole.
Fucking Baby cave.
I fucking *hate* repeat phones who won’t give up the ghost.
The “Man Cave” is in this dude’s backdoor….
Maggot.
A Repeat Offender? I HEREBY officially motion for The Official TAH Wall of Insults®™ to be raised against Paul Bennett Knox!
Second
We have a Second, do we have an AYE vote?!?!?
AYE! Get that cocksucker!!!
Paul Bennett Knox – *PTUI*
Aye.
Phony SEAL?
*GRRRRRRR*
Me say Aye.
Call him Walking Turkey, bird that too full of shit to fly.
OK Guys. You’re FINALLY on the Ball today. Just as I posted in the Richard “Rich” Hanlon thread, API just “AYE” voted that so I posted the Wall of Insults®™ . Now to make it a little more fun, I am going to attempt to add at least 1 new insult between usages/postings so the game is, TRY TO FIND THE NEW INSULT. (Phony’s specific details aside) And AWAY WE GO!!!!! (By the way, Everyone have a great weekend!) Wall of Insults®™ FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!! TACTICAL NUCLEAR ROUND OUT!!!! DANGER CLOSE!!!! MOPP LEVEL 4!!! TAKE COVER!!!!! Paul Bennett Knox, is NOT a SEAL, IS a GIANT PHONEY, ALLEGEDLY, but not confirmed or proven, but in some people’s opinion, works balls, tickles taint and tongue punches hobo’s crusty fart boxes all, I Guess, while being a syphilitic, turd-sucking feces factory, Bitch-ass Fuckstick guzzler, pile infested, onion-eyed flapmouthed butt-bailiff, “Fowl” mouthed Chicken Fucking Chickenfucker, moral equivalent of pond scum, THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS A WALKING TURD, inflamed, “Towel boy” in a gay bath house, Ambulatory verbal dissembling anus, gaping ass fungus nugget, Cambodian cunt sauce, Poopy Headed ball working asshole, Poster-child for abortion, Swallowing Spoo Sampler, shit tonguing, munching wanktoaster, cock gobbling, lientery steatorrhea, sperm burping, tit, sniveling, codpiece licking toilet seat sniffer, lying bucket of Chihuahua shit, taintpimple, Pillow bitin pickle smoocher, Bowl of ass soup, Festering fuckwart on a sewer rat’s ass, needle dick bug fucker, Satan even said about you, “Boy is this guy a DICK!, Sparklepony, Toilet weasel, worthless, Vice Admiral of the Narrow Seas, Blows winos behind bus stops for a nickel and gives change, More worthless than rubber lips on a woodpecker or tits on a boar hog, moldy bowl of ratshit, would wear Richard Simmons’ used jockstrap as a facemask, useless bag of monkey fuck, rancid floor buffer wax spreader, both of your Grandmothers should have had an abortion, just in case, Mayor Grundle of Scrotumburg and Anusville, waste of oxygen, prickwrinkler, anal sphincter canyon yodeling phallic squeezer, numbnuts, snowball, giggling beerflecked canker blossom , maybe a “buggerer of little boys”, rottencrotched, rump wrangling, colostomy… Read more »
Looks like the kind of feller kicked out his local 4H club for conduct unbecoming a human..
OOH, Ass Hamster! I like that one! That’s even better than my very own “Ass Flea”.
Brightly colored button that no one will ever bother to push
one day, I will read this aloud and post it to youtube for you guys
THAT is a *awesome idea*.
EPIC!!
I’d love to hear R Lee Ermey read it.
SEAL tattoo….doesn’t get much more pathetic than that.
Another fat lying cocksucking mother fucking phony that couldn’t lick a real SEAL! 29 whole days huh? Boy you really did a lot in those 29 days mother fucker! Where you the pivot man on the circle jerk? Go fuck yourself, you fat lying piece of shit! Enjoy your Google fame now ass munch! Your family must be so proud of your lying fat ass!
WOI stealing it. 😀
So sad. He couldn’t even get close to the Gunga Dan Line. Has he set a new TAH record for least days AD before getting the boot as a boot, or does someone else have him beat?
rgr, the all time, verified by FOIA, least amount of time spent on active duty before receiving a bedwetter’s discharge, is 19 days.
Sam Samford, a fake SEAL, was on active duty from 22 Nov 78 to 11 Dec 78 and then kicked to the curb.
To date, old Sam still holds the record.
With only 29 days in, Knoxy here must be among the top five posers with least active duty days before being kicked out…
That is 19 Days total, but given the hang time to process recruits for discharge, he was probably in the game for three or four days before “ringing the bell”. Hack still laughs thinking about Training Day 1 when all of those guys went up to the Quarterdeck crying to the Senior Drill Instructor that they wanted to go home. A few hours of pushups and mountain climbers dissuaded most of them, but Private Murray made a break for it, and got busted walking past the MP Shack.
His Facebook page is Widddee open! He wants attention, give him some!
Sorry pathetic piece of shit couldn’t even handle 29 days in boot camp and he’s AGAIN pretending to be a wounded SEAL SCPO with a Navy Cross? It really is a sickness with some of these people…
Come to think of it…is there some sort of poser rehab center? Might be money in it! Kind of like that Gucci horseback riding sex rehab joint Weiner checked into…with the exact same 99 percent recidivism rate.
Senior Chief Shipley can be one of the therapists; he’ll cure them with some very tough love…
Why is there always a vest?
These idjits can’t afford sleeves, that’s why.
Puff of Queef.
29 days. Barely time to get shots, and shine the new boots.
Claims CPO in 6 years……
Got the tat anyway.
mental discharge, right?
SENIOR Chief!
That’s extra special impressive. Next time he’ll probably go for Master Chief Petty Officer of The Navy Special Operator/SEAL
Do they still give the famous flying seven shots in your arms in the boot camp shot line using those “shot” guns.
I take it from the picture of him holding a framed something or other; he has received some ilk of honor. Dagnabit all the way to hell and back again, if you are receiving an honor, or witness honors being presented, dress properly. Where in the name of all that’s holy is this one’s do-rag and dog?
I would recommend unblocking those other folks faces.
It sends a message: If it doesn’t look right, act right and probably smell right (in this turd’s case) – It ain’t right.
Start doing due diligence.
Man, don’t you get TIRED of this? Let me know what your kids think about you. Welcome to the Google Walk of Fame & Shame.
Senior Chief in 6 Years? FUCK THIS GUY!
COCKSUCKER
This goes way beyond “idiot” and “moron”. How about half his brain is missing?
Holy Shit….. another 30 day wannabe washout
And as always had to be a seal go figure
Back like a turd that won’t flush.
hotel 6 says:
No self respecting individual would look like this. Seals are self respecting by their very nature. Hence this dirtball is no seal.
Someone, Please tell me that he is not from Florida.
Couldn’t even handle boot in San Diego?
Was the warm ocean breeze too much? Or the picturesque view of downtown and the Coronado Bridge his bane? No, wait, I know! The torture of the planes taking off from the airport gave him incurable PTSD!
That’s what happens when you have Fractured Taint Syndrome (FTS)… you catch teh PTSD in the weirdest places.
Is that a cane or a catheter?
Crew-served butt plug
With patented GORILLA FIST action!
He needs this
Pogue looks more like a walrus than a seal.