The news you’ve been waiting for today

I’ll just leave this here for your enjoyment.

Yes, Dan Bernath is fulfilling his legacy – on his birthday.
I’m sorry, Mr Wittgenfeld, but you didn’t really think I’d be going to jail today, did you?
Category: Politics
Talk about putting ones brains up their “fourth point of contact”
This one SOB needs long term care in a padded room
Bubba: ‘LOVE THE BEARD, BERNIE. GIVES ME SOMTHIN’ TO *HANG ON TO*!’
Hope you’ve got the forearm and grip strength to keep a firm grip on your ankles, Bernie.
And remember the reason you’re getting fvcked by a train is because you chose to play Big Boy Games with The Hair (TM).
Thor: YEAH, I’m holding on like that, that’s why they’re called love handles, BITCH!
Hmmm…choices.
A. Fvck with SFC Lilyea, The Hair (TM), MCPO, Former Marine Hardin, etc. and make it really, really personal.
B. Stick my torp in a wood chipper.
I’m leaning towards B. Better to be missing 1 torp than gaining 20 or so in every orifice every night for a couple of decades.
I’m just sayin’…
Fkn LOL
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W51bDsk48IE&w=560&h=315%5D
Once more with feeling.
he got a purdy mouth for a chickenfucker
Looks like just a weekend in County to get his head right. He’s got a court date for Monday at 0900. Oh, to be a fly on that wall.
Seeing him finally get his (or at least a start) makes the bullshit he put me and my family through almost worthwhile.
Have fun in jail, douchetool.
Look. He’s back!!!
It’s like I never left….
You were probably very quietly (like silently) lurking.
Can I plead the 5th?
Yes, you may plea a Fifth of Powers Irish Whiskey. MCPO will be there to assist.
Wink-wink nod-nod.
You were posting under an alias, right? Good to see you back!
No one really does that.
Glad to see you back, MCPO!
Where you been, dude?
Being a paid subscriber to Don & Diane’s site for the last 3 yrs has allowed me, and all the others, to have the unfortunate inside scoop on all the bs they’ve gone through at the hands of these DAB and the other clowns. To watch the video with the 2 of them after court yesterday almost brings tears of joy to your eyes for several reasons but in the 1st part, on their way to court, the look on Diane’s face is sheer terror…that poor woman. A genuine sweeter woman cannot be found, aside from my own mother of course, to see that pain makes you feel like you’re living it yourself. Thank the good Lord that the expression on her face after court is less stressed but you can still see the pain in her eyes, but like she said, they’ll at least be able to enjoy this weekend knowing he can’t do them any more harm for the time being. With all that being said, not enough goes into supporting those that out these phonies and the background hell they get put through from these psycho’s. John & Scotty are frequently mentioned in D&D’s videos and the respect they have for you guys, for what it’s worth, you have mine as well. Keep up the great work and may God Bless all of you, your families and may He keep you safe from retaliation from these asshats. I have no dog in this fight as I was not able to serve, but I have the utmost respect and admiration for everyone that has. My dad served in the Navy, but you never hear him talk about it…I respect that more than anything. Can’t wait for this whole matter to be over for them so they can move on without fail on Warriors Rest and continue the good they do for the community and all the Vets that deserve it. Respect to all of you that put your name on the dotted line, knowing that it could be your life to be sacrificed in the name of the… Read more »
Thank you for those kind words, every American has a dog in this fight. I am sure Don and Diane appreciate your support. Without people like you none of this would be possible.
Dealing with these loons can be stressful at times. I never get worked up over it much. The hardest part is not dealing with some vulture that feeds on the valor of others.
The hardest part is dealing with the victims of these clowns. The wife who had no idea, the children that were lied to, friends and other family members that try to defend them.
Thank you for your support.
Semper Fidelis
I woke up this morning after having a dream that Bernath is spending at least a few days cooling his heels in the cage.
Then I realized I did not sleep all night because I was giddy with joy.
I betcha he violates conditions of his detention, assaults an officer and or otherwise is less than compliant.
How odd. I’ve had that same feeling about what he’ll do for a few weeks now.
You know he will. He can’t help himself.
But he’s gonna learn he’s in a place where threatening lawsuits will only result in worse things happening to him than he’s inflicted upon himself.
And on the off chance Dan somehow gets Internet access and will read this eventually, a few words of advice:
–Don’t do that.
–Try not to give legal advice to your fellow prisoners. Normally, I’d say don’t give bad advice, but seeing as how you’re totally incapable of giving good legal advice, let alone taking it, I’ll just leave that alone.
–Harassing someone from a jail cell is a REAL bad idea.
Internet access? Mmm, don’t think so. I think that for once in his life, he may just STFU and embrace the suck for the weekend (and it is going to suck. all inmate man-love jokes aside, it really won’t be difficult for him, if he just keeps his head down and his mouth shut.) He won’t be eating well, he won’t be sleeping well, and nothing to do but sit there and ponder the consequences of his actions. I hope he reconsiders his choices and doesn’t plot revenge and go full Potato when released. Like Skidmark commented above, Mrs Hair didn’t deserve or ask for any of this. Really, no one did, but she certainly didn’t.
And Welcome Home!!!
I don’t think he will be a model prisoner… not by a long shot.
As I see it, the situation is not if he’ll fuck up but what he’ll do to who and when? He could likely get the wrong fellow inmate(s) pissed off at him and end up in a world of pain or solitary confinement…
I’m fairly new to this site, so what is the skinny on this Dan Bernath.
Too much to summarize in one comment. I’d suggest starting with the link that Jonn embedded at the top of the post, which is TAH’s original post on this piece of work.
Thanks Mr. Bill. I clicked on his name at the top of the post and read the deal from 2013.
Not worth discussing.
He is an average fellow who has an interesting way of expressing himself.
Now that there is epic.
Master Chief, you’re the most smooth man of constraint I’ve ever known!
Constraint.
I am not done yet.
“I am not done yet.”
Interesting…
He is a below average fellow who has an interesting way of expressing himself.
There, I fixed it for you.
Why thank you governor!
Either way, the message is simple and encapsulates the pure essence of his capabilities.
Yahoo!
We’re goin’ to a “cell”ebration
Yahoo!
Is it your celebration?
“cell”ebrate good times, come on
Let’s “cell”ebrate
“cell”ebrate good times, come on
Let’s “cell”ebrate
( Modified for his new home in a cell with bubba poopoo – “CELL”ebrate )
The workout song …..
https://www.youtube.com/embed/3GwjfUFyY6M
LOL… Next up “The LRP Commeth” to join him.
Nicely done!
Well played.
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Thanks to my life support system, I have been resized to a 10 1/2w
Oh shame on you….
BWAHAHAHAHAHA !!!
Next time, put in a spew alert…
I think you’re stretching things a bit
Putting all this together with my rather less than fully functional brain I THINK I got the gist of what’s going on. 1. Bernath in an earlier trail was found GUILTY of stalking/ harassing the Shipleys and violating a restraining order and was sentenced to 2 years in prison this past spring. 2. Bernath immediately appealed the sentence ans was released on bond until he could present evidence to try to get the sentence reduced. He hemmed and hawed and delayed the proceedings, all the while continuing to harass the Shipleys and others. 3. When he FINALLY was forced to appear in court Friday, before the judge could start hearing evidence on his appeal of the sentence Berdscum immediately requested that he be given a mental competency hearing. I’m sure what he hoped for was to be released back out on bond and be given a date where he could return for this mental competency hearing… a date he would push back. To his utter shock and horror the Judge revoked his bond and told the Balliff to take him into custody meaning he will be in holding until his exam on Monday. From what I understand the Mental hold unit of a correctional facility is really NOT a place you want to be. Even though I’m sure he will make a fuss about his disabilities he won’t enjoy the staff or any of the fellow inmates he rubs elbows with. If he isn’t separated there is a chance one of the really crazy inmates will fuck him up hard. Bernath is between a rock and a hard place. If he is declared mentally incompetent, he might have his sentence set aside, but he will have to still be institutionalized until he is deemed fit to be released and able to function in society. His release will have conditions attached as far as further medication and counseling and he will have restrictions placed on his activities. I’m guessing filing legal proceedings on his own and internet access being two of those. Every single suit he has filed will be tossed.… Read more »
A very wise person told me long ago “You can do whatever you want to as long as you’re willing to accept the consequences.”
That stopped a lot of dumb things I thought were okay. It’s something I think ever parent should tell the kids. Also, “Get yourself into serious trouble, I won’t bail you out.”
Bernath has been bullying and conning people for years for one reason.
He has never went after somebody that had the ability to meet him in the court, and he never went after someone who had a lot of backing from others.
When he started going after a group of united veterans he really fucked himself.
That would be “never until he butted heads with people at TAH…”, Old Dog.
MCPO NYC Ret is right. There may be more to come. Stay tuned. (Don’t mean to pique your curiosity, you know.)
Oh, I’m sure there are several layers of legal butt-fuckery just waiting to pile on to Buttblast’s pointy head.
He’s been too busy scrambling around thinking he’s winning to see it all coming at him.
Ah, yep.
I am proud have drawn first blood (figuration of speechism) this mollusk.
And will probably be the last too.
Be careful, Master Chief.
Last week he tried to tell the court that he was recovering from the damage to his house from Irma…windows broken, roof smashed by falling trees, tipped over trash bins, coconut IEDs on his lawn, etc…. The Shipley’s attorney showed the judge pictures of Bernath’s house proving he was lying. Bernath immediately filed a restraining order against Shipley and his attorney.
Which will hopefully be laughed out of court.
If anything, if Dan had STFU and never bothered the Shipleys, he might well be breathing free air today.
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Ain’t that the truth
That is priceless. Bastard just can’t stop himself.
HE filed against the Shipleys yet again, he has far less class than a Public School on Saturday!
He filed against them? How? And just how does he expect to get away with that? Anything he does from jail that is aimed at harming or intimidating others will go against him.
Geez, has he not heard that old saying “when you find you’re in a hole, stop digging”?
I’m sure that by now the expression “Don’t be a Bernath” is used in many a legal office and courthouse these days, I’m sure he’s made himself quite famous for some time!
Well, looky, looky. Someone is getting his richly deserved comeuppance. One thing you can say about our Bern-nuts, he has generated more comments per post as TAH’s favorite phony than anyone else, IIRC.
so who is left out of the DRC still giving a hard time? This should have been an episode of “General Hospital” from the early 80’s its so damn entertaining!
Now I am curious; obviously I am not a lawyer. I have been watching this unfold with popcorn in hand.
That said: Given the Competency hearing coming soon, bond revocation, protective order violation, et al, would all those combined nullify his 2nd amendment right? Or at the very least for the time being? Curious.
At the end of the day, I believe he will not be able to hold a CCW license.
Regardless, I think the dude screwed himself (royally).
I believe that if I pulled this kind of crap, my wife would have left me along time ago.
In Michigan, if you have a PPO “Personal Protection Order” against you, you’re supposed to surrender and/or remove all firearms from your home and you’re red flagged in the Federal Database where you cannot purchase a firearm while PPO in in effect…I’d imagine other states are similar?
I had a nice afternoon enjoying the Asheville mountain scenery. Sure glad I’m not in jail but then, I’m not that much of an asshole.
Hope Mrs B has packed her shit and disappeared. If she hasn’t then she’s complicit in the in the asshattery.
Oh, the indignities I’m enduring tonight! Bubba held his ear to me and swore he could hear the ocean
You’re full of the funny today, Bunghole!
In the five years that I’ve been coming to this site, this is one of the most satisfying post I have ever seen.
I’ve been here for about 9 years and Bernath is the proven comment generator. I shouldn’t state that as Bernutless will want a commission for being a “traffic driver” for TAH. He can just go play in traffic.
“He can just go play in traffic.”
I’d rather he tailgated a pack of the meanest Outlaw Bikers that ever existed out on the highway while flashing his high beams and honking his horn!
Glad to see you once again, Valkyrie.
Does this mean Dan Bernasty will be in front of a long line of “gladiators” as he stares down at a bar of Irish Spring?
Yo, lay off the Irish!
…okay, a bar of flea soap!
“…as he stares down at a sprinkle of powdered Irish Spring?”
Bernath shall never cease to fucketh himself, the fool of a poltroon!
Best shit of the year
Tell me about it…I have most recently developed the most serious of retention issues
He’s royally fucked himself there, I wonder where he’ll end up in jail next?
As in where he will be held if he is found mentally competent or incompetent?
Pretty sure if they say he is nuts ( which I seriously doubt) He is going to have to be cleared for release and have to go to treatment and agree to stay on medication. Also it’s not that easy to get out of the mental health system ( looney bin).
In many ways its just as bad or worse than prison. He will be supervised 24/7 and wont be able to use the phone or internet to harass people like he has been doing.
He will have to attend therapy sessions, take his meds and also do whatever work assignments they think he can do.
He also isn’t going to be handed a bag of pills and be out he door in a few days. He may end up doing a few months at minimum.
I believe there are 4 state run Mental health institutions in Va.
If he is cleared he will be handed back over to the Chesapeake County Jail until his hearing is back on the docket.
Not sure what the sentence limit is on County Jails. Usually if a sentence is longer than a set time they are sent to a state penitentiary.
Berdturd will probably be put in a geriatric ward if he is as fucked up as he says he is. Or they may examine him and find out he has been bullshitting all along. He still will be put in a less violent wing or facility, as he wouldn’t last a week with the real tough guys.
“He still will be put in a less violent wing or facility, as he wouldn’t last a week with the real tough guys.”
We can hope for a jailers’ mistake on that point, can’t we?
Wasn’t the competency hearing to be today?
No, it’s on 10/10/2017.
Hope he’s locked up til then. Sweet. Tnx.
If his bond is revoked, that’s what’s gonna happen Sj.
SO HE spends yet another day in lockup, SWEEEEEET!!!!
If PH is right, it is 8 more days
On Friday afternoon the Circuit Court had shown that BrokeBackBernath was scheduled for a preliminary competency hearing on Monday morning, Oct. 2nd. Subsequently that information was changed to show next scheduled court appearance on Oct. 10th.
The extra time in lockup might give him an opportunity to experience any “normalization” that may occur from clean living… so to speak.
It’s likely he has NO internet access while in lockup, so there’s another plus! He’s also NOT in control of his surroundings and they don’t play games in Mental Health lockups.
If only there were some way to lock up the DrUnKen LurCHer, too.
Well, it’s like I said, he’s really not that good an actor if he thinks he can fool a prison shrink about his mental state.
Saying something like “I hear voices” isn’t going to work because the shrink can review the tapes of his appearances. Someone said he “slumped” when his bond was revoked. That kind of thing is a giveaway that he’s not mentally incapacitated. It doesn’t mean he won’t blame every stupid thing he’s done on us, but….
He may get his shrink time on 10/2/17, but his next appearance is 10/10/17.
Just remember, in “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest”, Nicholson’s character tried to fake being a bull goose looney because he thought hospital time was easier than jail time. But he couldn’t behave and in the end, he got a frontal lobotomy for his efforts. That was a common practice back then. Now, I think they just get heavily medicated.
This should be interesting.
“But he couldn’t behave and in the end, he got a frontal lobotomy for his efforts.”
Would a lobotomy even DO anything to him?
So I take it he will be in the Loony bin until the 10th. Then the Judge will hear the Shrinks recommendation.
At that time he will either decide if the hearing should go forth or remand Berdfart to the loony bin for more treatment.
Or he may be told Berdscum is fine and decide on the sentence.
Just think, while he’s there until the 10th he WILL NOT be allowed ANY internet access and his telephone communications will be heavily monitored.
Mess with the bull often enough and you WILL get the horns, I wonder where else he has jail time pending?