Austin Eugene Constuble; phony PTSD

| September 10, 2017

Chief Tango sends us a link to the story of Austin Eugene Constuble who was arrested by Washington County Sheriff’s Department for Cultivation of a Controlled Substance – Marijuana. According to NewsOK, Constuble told the judge that he needed pot to deal with his PTSD resulting from his deployment to Iraq.

Austin Eugene Constuble, 31, told Oklahoma Vice he was forced to kill a special-needs child who insurgents strapped with an artillery shell in Iraq. He said he rescued bleeding children from a bombed out school. He also claimed he had been shot at and was injured by a roadside bomb.

None of those things are true.

[…]

At trial, Constuble testified on his own behalf, again making claims he was shot at, injured by an IED and that he rescued children from a bombed school in Iraq. Constuble has a service dog he claims helps with his PTSD. The dog accompanied him to the witness stand.

The Kansas National Guard sergeant major drove three hours to testify at Constuble’s trial;

On the witness stand, [Sgt. Maj. Jared] Worley testified that Constuble spent less than two months in Iraq before he was found unfit for service and was sent home.

“I could care less if he smokes weed,” Worley said. “It’s the lying about his service, or his lack of service I guess.”

Constuble never saw combat and in reality, spent much of his time in Iraq doing menial tasks, inside the fence of a military base, two veterans who served with him told Oklahoma Vice.

Dallas resident Chris Elder, another Kansas National Guard veteran who served in Southern Iraq with Constuble in 2005 said that as far has he knows, Constuble only went outside of the fence of the military base once. The base was far from Baghdad and Constuble never saw combat, Elder said.

“His story of having combat time and being a combat veteran is misinformation,” Elder said. “That never occurred.”

Worley claimed that he thought it was important for his testimony for the memory of the two soldiers in his unit who died and the two others who were injured by IEDs after Constuble left Iraq in disgrace.

The assistant district attorney says that he offered Constuble an eight year suspended sentence, but he went to trial instead, now he’s looking at three years hard time. Sentencing is in November.

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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Green Thumb

This clown may have caught the fake PTSD but in reality he is no fake: he is a a real-deal sack of shit.

Maggot.

Jeff LPH 3, 63-66

Loser.

26Limabeans

Poor dog. Looks scared.

OldManchu

Who says you can’t judge a person by their mugshot.

11B-Mailclerk

In his case it is a case of:

Prefers
To
Smoke
Dope

HMCS(FMF) ret

In November he’ll:

Prefer
To
Smoke
Dick

Disgusting person…

Aussiepusser

Prepare

To

Suck

Dick

Mayehm

LOL or

Post
Sexually
Transmitted
Disease

Mike Kozlowski

…They’re not getting any smarter, are they?

Mike

RCAF_CHAIRBORNE

I don’t know about your VA, but VACanada covers Med Marijuana(suprise,suprise) for a variety of conditions.
It has done wonders for my nerve damage/chronic pain, got me off prescription painkillers and sleep aides for good thank Dog!

P.s. That phony is an Asshat.

RCAF_CHAIRBORNE

And why the fuck is he growing in a State that could hand him a life sentence?????
There are enough states he could do so legally now….. Idiot

Berliner

I feel sorry for his service dog. After hanging around this Sorry Sack of Scheiße the service dog may need a service dog.

A Proud Infidel®™

He’s gonna be the cell block bitch boy after Bubba & Thor straighten his ass out!

Cocksucker.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Don’t be forgetting about Julio and Mr. “Tiny”…

Many don’t forget Mr. “Tiny”

David

Pity he didn’t get arrested in Kansas; there is also a state slammer in Leavenworth and it would be a lovely bit of irony if he was a shitbird while in, got out, got in trouble, and STILL wound up in Leavenworth.

Ex-PH2

He refused an 8 year suspended sentence and got 3 years of hard time instead? Oh, that’s truly, truly smart.

I hope his dog gets a new owner who gives a damn about her.

RCAF_CHAIRBORNE

3 years……for a non-toxic botanical that has been used since antiquity without a single known death. That is truely retarded. Guess you have to feed your massive Prison-Industrial complex somehow.

Im not defending what this goof did, but sentencing non violent drug offenders to prison does nothing good for society.
Imagine how much $$ taxpayers would save in the long run! You may even be able to swing universal health care!

Combat Historian

Liar liar, weed on fire…

Skippy

Moron move to Colorado if you are going to be a pot head
Oklahoma is the worse place to smoke a bud and get caught in the US
Stock up on the Vaseline your going to need it jack ass