Jeremy Wilson; fake soldier act gets him a prison sentence

| May 9, 2017

The New York Daily News reports on this Jeremy Wilson fellow who used the story of being a wounded soldier to steal a BMW;

Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Neil Ross gave Jeremy Wilson seven to 14 years in prison — and no sympathy whatsoever.

Ross ripped Wilson, 43, for his fake soldier act, calling him “the antithesis of these selfless individuals who put their lives on the line for others.”

The judge was especially irked by Wilson’s “horrific lie regarding having earned two purple hearts.” That, he said, was “abhorrent and despicable.”

According to the News, Wilson had just been released from prison for a similar crime and now he’s traveling to Massachusetts for the same thing. Good for him, the little weasel.

Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures

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Silentium Est Aureum

Great. Another Masshole.

Have fun in prison. Make sure you tell everyone you’re a Yankees fan.

Poetrooper

Pale-skinned Jerry is about to learn this lesson that was emailed to me by my buddy, Boomer, out in Guam:

Two young guys appear in court after being arrested for smoking dope.

The judge says, “You seem like nice young men and I’d like to give you a second chance instead of jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to convince others of the evils of drug use. I’ll see you back in court Monday.”

On Monday the judge asks the first guy, “How did you do over the weekend?”

“Well, your honor, I persuaded 17 people to give up drugs forever.”

“Seventeen people? That’s wonderful. How did you do it?”

“I used a diagram your honor. I drew two circles like this: O o. Then I told them that the big circle is your brain before drugs and the small circle is your brain after drugs.”

“That’s admirable,” says the judge.

Then he turns to the second guy and asks, “And how did you do?”

“Well, your honor I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever.”

“Wow!” says the judge. “156 people! How did you manage to do that?”

“Well, I used a similar diagram,” the guy says. “I drew two circles like this: o O. Then I pointed to the little circle and said, ‘This is your asshole before prison.”

Combat Historian

May this fucker receive plenty of “combat wounds” inside the graybar motel…

BTW, has there been any news on derek alldred, the pretend SEAL conman grifter who went on the lam ?

Wilted Willy

This gives me hope that someday my pos brother will get the same treatment for his fake Purple Heart among other things! Like how he scammed the local Purple Heart group out of $10K to build a trout pond on his property for the “Vets”? And of course we can’t forget his $3K a month for his phony PTSD 100% disability and he never saw a day in combat! Yes, there is hope! I pray I live long enough to see him back in prison where he belongs!

ChipNASA

From your mouth to God’s Ears.

ChipNASA

Boy, Clint Howard has really let himself go.

Carlton G. Long

Top drawer reference. You win the internet for today.

IDC SARC

Shpankered!

Dapandico

Poser has a Bergdahl beard.

A Proud Infidel®™

I’m sure it will soon tickle many an inmate ballsack.

Smitty

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Deplorable B Woodman

Asshole…..you DON’T “earn” Purple Hearts. Do I have a Purple Heart? No, thanks to the Grace of God.

Sparks

Shitbag.

Ex-PH2

No sympathy? Am I living on another planet?

Green Thumb

A truly “Phildoesque” dude if I ever saw one.

thebesig

Jeremy Wilson, Phony soldier, has served multiple times, but not in the way that you would brag to others. The he gets to serve again. He may have better luck putting on a leprechaun suit and convincing people that he’s a leprechaun. 🙄