For Our Readers’ Amusement
Well, I hope most of our readers will be amused – though I’m reasonably certain that humorless ideologues won’t be.
Gee. That’s too bad.
But since today is the Communist “Progressive” High Holy Day called May Day, these just seem apropos. (smile)
Backstory: longtime readers know I’m into music and am also a somewhat sardonic individual. Sometimes a “modified” lyrical phrase will get stuck in my head – eventually forcing me to complete the tune’s conversion in semi-Yankovician style. (smile)
Without further ado: in the tradition of both “Weird Al” Yankovic and Rocky & Bullwinkle’s “Fractured Fairy Tales”, here are two more “rewritten” popular tunes of yesteryear for your reading pleasure. If you’re unfamiliar with the originals, they can be viewed/listened to here and here.
Enjoy.
. . .
Poodle Logic
Well I’m crisscrossing my homeland
In the Useful Idiot show
Now I’m resting here in Berkeley
Fellow Traveler Central, yo
And I’m preachin’ to proles daily, but they just laugh
They say I sound just like stuck phonograph
Claim Marx is gone forever
Gone such a long time ago, oh yeah
I have never met Mao Zedong
But I plan to find the time
And I’ve never met Joe Stalin
Another true hero of mine
‘Cause he looked so fine on Kremlin hill
I say they both were Great Men, they’re Great Men still
No need to fear the commie
Forget all the millions they killed, oh yeah
I stepped up on the platform
They forced me to my knees
“Your usefulness has ended son
Time to face the steel breeze
Your soul must ride the breeze”
Please tell me you’re just joking, that’s just for show?
I’m really quite superior, why don’t you know?
Wait, what? I’m done forever?
Usefulness ended long ago? Oh, no . . . .
Reordering the House
Reordering the house
Now Trump’s the POTUS
Pelosi’s gone to pieces and collapsed in pain
Reordering the house
Progs now duck and cover
Their future journey’ will be over rough terrain
Reordering the house
Real-world wisdom
Leftists all punch drunk, staggering around
Reordering the house
There’s a new, brand new sheriff
And the new guy in charge is gonna turn the whole thing ’round
He’s brash and outspoken
Don’t like it? Well, boo hoo
Just what did you expect
He’s a Noo Yawker through and through
Reordering the house
For the Left, hurts like flame
Even the Vermont Commie seems to feel ashamed
Reordering the house
Now maybe we’ll get lucky
And the Earth will open and swallow up the 4th estate
Clintons got their paycheck
Now maybe they’ll both go away
They can go to Paris or to Fiji – and maybe there they’ll stay
Home again of the brave and the land of the free
And much better off now without Hillary
Reordering the house
Plans didn’t work out
Libs sprawled across the davenport of despair
Reordering the house
If you can’t stand your losses
Then keep your word, and get the hell out of here
Appropriate apologies to Walter Becker, Donald Fagan, Jorge Calderón, and the late Warren Zevon for the above satirical modifications to their original lyrics.
Category: Pointless blather, Who knows
It’s also a supposed “day without a Mexican”. Coincidentally I have some contractors doing remodeling this week. The owner is a friend of mine, naturalized citizen from south of the border. I asked him about today, he said he told his employees they were free to do as they liked today, but it would also be “a day without a job”
How can the Libs function without their “hired help” to take care of their kids, do the laundry, lawns, clean pools and other “menial” labor today?
There’s nothing to fear from Communism.
Everyone knows that.
That’s because we now have the properly indoctrinated and ‘educated’ people in place who are clever enough to actually make Communism work this time around.
So there’s nothing to fear from Communism.
Trust us.
Your Proletariat Utopia awaits.
DON’T forget that they’re also armed with empirical evidence as well!
And with their “education” they’ll get it right “the next time”…
Because communism is a debunked theory that has not legitimate political followers in the US and the high water mark of communist political influence in was two city council seats. Out of over 50,000 elected positions in the US.
Can you be any more incoherent, Piuperdink? Seriously, not enough caffeine for you yet?
No, using my phone. Have hard time using full size keyboard. This tiny keypad is ridiculous.
So its the keyboards fault…yea right.
It doesn’t help. I already explained that I have issue with written communication. Trying to spin it as I am blaming the keyboard is the exact kind of petty bullshit trolling nonsense fucksticks pull that makes this board the tribal little enclave it is.
Then why do you come here if it upsets you so much, Lars? I’m sure Markos and the other KKKossacks over at the The Daily Kos would take you in.
Lars comes here because its cheaper than hiring a Dominatrix.
LOL!!!!
The obvious question here is a simple one and requires a simple answer.
If communism is dead, why are people in these ridiculous protest marches wearing tee shirts with the hammer & sickle printed on them? The hammer and sickle or sickle and hammer (Russian: Серп и молот, serp i molot) is a Communist symbol that was conceived during the Russian Revolution.
In fact, the red star on the commie flag represents the Communist Party, and its position over hammer and sickle symbolizes its leading role in socialist society to unify and enlighten the workers and peasants in the building of Communism.
Yeah, communism is about as dead as you are, Piuperdink. A debunked theory? Only in your tiny little mind is it debunked. It is still alive and well and pounding its fists on the door to gain entry.
Hau ab, Herr Kommissar.
Anyone wanna see ‘The Killing Fields’ again? Anyone? Poodle?
That was good flick, but not nearly as funny as Schindler’s List.
As a kid, my parents sponsored a family of Cambodian refugees (real refugees, not the bullshit current crop of military aged males) I didn’t have to watch the killing fields, I got to hear about it directly from people that escaped from it… I’m pretty sure they would have disagreed with ” don’t fear the commie”
I can’t wait to get home, make some popcorn, and watch (hopefully) some Seattle AntiFa turds get their heads knocked in with police batons.
25 arrested in the People’s Republic of Portland yesterday… probably get a parade for resisting “DA MAN”
Hondo, I love the lyrics, I just know that Poodle Dick will love them as well. Please keep up the good work! Now I won’t be able to get those songs out of my head for the rest of the day!!!
I am flattered that you are so obsessed. But it is a little creepy. Isn’t this kind of unsolicited poetry a sign of stalker behavior?
Isn’t your presence here a type of stalker behavior? It’s just as Hondo said, sardonic lyrics played on current events. Look on Amazon for “Sense of Humor”, Prime members get two day free shipping.
Why would my presence be less legitimate here than yours? Are you claiming only some beliefs are allowed here?
And my response to Hondo was meant to be humor so maybe you should take your own advice.
Stalker behavior? Obsessive? Not at all.
I post articles of this genre here relatively often. So posting something like this isn’t even close to “stalking” – it’s “business as usual”. You had to visit this site to view it. That took voluntary action on your part.
To stalk, I’d have had to seek out some place you go on the Internet that I don’t normally go – like maybe the Berkeley Che Guevara Fanboi Site, or something similar – and post it there. Then maybe you’d have an argument for stalking. And I’m not even sure that would qualify.
In any case: don’t flatter yourself. You’re not worth that much time and effort.
Here, I was merely having a bit of May Day fun (e.g., poking fun at the political Left on one of your side’s High Holy Days) while simultaneously posting something I thought might get a rise out of humorless ideologues of leftist bent – doing a bit of “fishing for Libidiots“, if you like. Obviously you self-identified as one such humorless leftist ideologue and felt compelled to comment. Your choice.
In other words: I see I got a bite. Thanks for playing, and feel free to come again.
Different subject: you ready to answer my question from yesterday yet? Or are you still waiting on your Progressive Party superiors to provide you the answer with the appropriate “Party seal of approval”?
Ouch, that’s gonna leave a mark.
A Day Without a Mexican: to paraphrase Gertrude Stein, like a fish without a bicycle.
This joke reminds me of someone…. THE BEAR HUNTER A group of men go up into the mountains to go bear hunting. The first morning out, Bill goes out on his own. He comes to a clearing on a hill overlooking a field and sees a bear slowly strolling across the field. He gets the bear in his sites and fires. He then looks all around, but he can’t find the bear. All of a sudden, he feels a tap on his shoulder. He turns around, and there’s the bear. The bear knocks the gun out of his hands, and Bill stands there shaking in his boots. The bear yells at him, saying he’s sick and tired of being shot at and gives Bill an ultimatum. The bear tells him that he can either drop to his knees and blow him, or the bear will eat his face. Bill immediately drops to his knees and obliges the bear. The bear walks away contented and Bill find his way back to the cabin. The next morning, Bill takes an even bigger gun with him and goes to the same place he saw the bear before. And sure enough, there was the bear strolling across the field again. Bill gets all excited, gets the bear in his sites and shoots! He looks all around, but there is no bear. All of a sudden he feels a tap on his shoulder again. He turns around, and, surprise, there’s the bear. The bear looks at him, knocks the gun out of his hand, and says,”You know the routine.” Bill drops to his knees and obliges the bear again. When he’s done, the bear walks away smoking a cigarette and Bill stumbles back to his cabin. Bill is all pissed off now. He grabs the biggest gun he can find and heads to the same spot again. And sure enough, there is the bear strolling across the field again. He gets the bear in his sites, and says to himself, ”Now this bear’s gonna fuckin’ get it!” He pulls the trigger and, “Ka-BOOM!” He looks… Read more »
And the hits keep on coming for Antifa… read on an empty stomach:
https://heatst.com/politics/militant-antifa-activists-have-deep-ties-to-notorious-nambla-pedophiles/