Monday Open Thread (Temp)

| February 6, 2017

You thought I’d forget, did you?

Nope. Not a chance. Just waiting for that moment when things got quiet and everyone’s senses were dulled, sated by lunch.

Clear, sunny weather in my kingdom. No damage control needed so far.  Clear sailing ahead.

 

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ex-OS2

First.

ex-OS2

Squids can multi-task. I am stuffing my face with a Firehouse Steak & Cheese!

David

But Jonn’s back…. you just like watching ’em scramble

MrBill

Fifth!

MrBill

A personal best, I think. Not much to brag about but I’ll take what I can get.

Silentium Est Aureum

Finally top 10.

ChipNASA

Still laughing at Stultus est sicut stultus facit

Sparks

Top ten.

Sparks

That Ex-PH2’s a bad mother.. SHUT YO MOUTH!

But I’m talkin’ bout Ex….

Way to pull of an ambush m’lady.

ex-OS2

I plan to practice my nano-second skills this evening if anyone is interested.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Hey – you may want to go see a doctor about your “nano-second skills”. I’ve heard that there are pills and shots to fix that problem…

🙂

ex-OS2

What the fuck was I thinking?

Muhahahahaha

Wilted Willy

Giving me Viagra would be like putting a new flag pole on a condemned building!

26Limabeans

Magic beans. They work great whether you need them or not.

Tom Huxton

Gramma flushed Grampa’s Viagra. Now she just cannot make the toilet seat stay down.

Mick

And so now the Chinese apparently think that it’s a good idea to try to test SECDEF Mattis (and by extension the Trump Administration). The Chinese have been able to get away with doing whatever they’ve wanted to do out in the Pacific for the past eight years, but now they may find out sooner rather than later that ‘there’s a new sheriff in town’. ‘China sails warships near islands Mattis vowed to defend for Japan’ http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/02/06/china-sails-warships-near-islands-mattis-vowed-to-defend-for-japan.html ‘Three Chinese warships sailed near the contested Senkaku Islands Monday, in a rare move apparently sending a message to the U.S. just two days after President Trump’s defense secretary visited Japan and vowed to defend the islands. The ships sailed within Japan’s territorial waters some 12 nautical miles off the islands in the East China Sea, roughly 140 miles northeast of Taiwan, a U.S. defense official told Fox News. […] “I made clear that our long-standing policy on the Senkaku Islands stands. The U.S. will continue to recognize Japanese administration of the islands,” Mattis said. “As such, Article 5 of the U.S.-Japan Security Treaty applies.” Article 5 commits the U.S. to defend Japan or its territories if attacked. […] China has flown nuclear-capable bombers around other contested islands, including the Spratly Islands, six times this year. The latest flight took place on Sunday, according to the official. In late November, China flew a pair of nuclear-capable bombers around Taiwan for the first time. Days later the Taiwanese president called then-President-elect Donald Trump to congratulate him on his election win. The call broke a decades-long “one-China” protocol with American leaders communicating directly with Beijing only. Japan scrambled eight F-15 fighter jets to intercept the Chinese flight while it was circumnavigating Taiwan, according to officials. In recent years, China has constructed seven artificial islands in the South China Sea and has placed runways on three of them. In recent months, China has added military fortifications to protect the islands. In late December, China placed hundreds of surface-to-air missiles on Hainan Island off mainland China, which intelligence officials say could one day be moved to China’s… Read more »

Fjardeson

OK, who’s the idiot that stole Tom Brady’s jersey? Man, that was stupid. Do they think they’ll ever even be able to show it to anyone without getting turned in? Hopefully it just got thrown in the wrong bag and will turn up after the hangovers wear off.

HMCS(FMF) ret

The Texas Rangers are helping with tracking it down… Lt Gov put them on the case today! http://www.khou.com/sports/nfl/superbowl/lt-gov-asks-texas-rangers-to-help-in-search-for-bradys-jersey/401128722

Skyjumper

They will soon have Brady’s jersey in hand once they put this guy on the case.

MrFace

Deplorable B Woodman

Damn! It got dusty here all of a sudden. Allergies.

Excellent ad.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Fucking AWESOME!

Mick

Looks like the Iraqi Army may have found an effective way to get inside the heads of the ISIS terrorists in Mosul:

‘Iraqi army engages in psychological warfare: corpses lying in the streets’

http://www.foxnews.com/world/2017/02/06/iraqi-army-engages-in-psychological-warfare-corpses-lying-in-streets.html

‘What passes for a “warning” sign in Mosul is the rotting, charred, fly-infested corpse of a dead ISIS fighter lying in open view on the street, a live, unexploded suicide belt lying precariously nearby.

The Iraqi army believes it’s a lot more effective than a big yellow triangle.

“We will leave the terrorist there,” soldier Ibrahim Mohamed told Reuters. “The message is clear to Iraqis, to keep them from joining or supporting [ISIS]. This will be your fate. The Iraqi army will finish you off.”

The army’s psychological weapon comes with drawbacks too: The dead bodies are health hazards and the bombs lying in the street could still go off.

“We leave them in the street like that so the dogs eat them” Asaad Hussein told Reuters. “We also want the citizens to know there is a price for supporting terrorists.”

Said soldier Asaad Najif: “The fate of any terrorist is clear. We will find you and kill you.”

[…].’

sj

Ooopsie, the Mexicans say the call from The Donald was not as described by the media. I’m shocked /s. http://conservativetribune.com/media-panic-mexican-pres-trump/?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=thenewvoice&utm_campaign=can&utm_content=2017-02-04

A

So that was another salvo of FAKE NEWS from the moonbat mainstream leftard media after all!

Hack Stone

A private airplane crashed near an airport in the National Capital Region. Authorities believe that the pilot may have suffered brain damage, since he kept rambling incoherently about being an Honorary Chief Petty Officer.

http://wtop.com/prince-georges-county/2017/02/small-plane-crashes-in-prince-georges-county/

sj

Did it run out of fuel?

Eden

More proof that anti-Trump protesters care about only themselves and their agenda:

https://www.ems1.com/ems-products/ambulances/articles/191079048-Trump-protesters-block-ambulance-transporting-critical-patient/

AW1Ed

“…and were walking downtown when police surrounded them and rushed Clement, pinned him to the ground and used pepper spray on him, knocking over at least one other protester in the process.”

Stupidity should be painful.

Graybeard

29th commentator this late in the day?

FWIW, I caught a virus at work that put me down from Friday evening ’til today. Normally I sleep one of those buggers off in 24-48, not this. It wupped my tail.

But it kept me from having to endure the SuperBowl nonsence.

Back to the salt mines tomorrow, though.

ex-OS2

Welcome back Graybeard, glad you are feeling better.

Graybeard

Yes, I did. My lovely bride fixed some for me Sunday afternoon.

But beforehand, my stomach was so full of mucus I could not eat much real food.

Back in the saddle, but not runnin’ no marathons today for sure.

UpNorth

There’s a lot of that virus, and similar strains, going around. Two members of my family have it, and the wife has been fighting it since last Wednesday.

2/17 Air Cav

It is inconceivable to me that TSO has not appeared to talk about his man crush, Tom Brady, and the NE Patriots’ victory. The first NFL game I ever saw live was the Patriots—the Boston Patriots!

3/17 Air Cav

I just finished watching the movie stripes for the 20th. Time. Those two guys, Captain Stillman and Pvt. Winger. Kept asking my self where have I seen them before? So familiar. Then it dawned on me, it’s SJ and Claw, who would have thunk it.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Something I came across that is going to piss a lot of people off… from Breitbart, the depth of Soros’ organization and who his minions have donated to that are members of the GOP:

http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/02/06/records-soros-fund-execs-funded-paul-ryan-marco-rubio-jeb-bush-john-mccain-john-kasich-lindsey-graham-in-2016/

Don’t drain the swamp… fucking NUKE IT TILL IT GLOWS!

A Proud Infidel®™

Soros leaves one thick slime trail wherever he goes.

Graybeard

I hope he does. Every. Single. Penny.

Leave him sleeping under an overpass somewhere.

Frankie Cee

As of 7:15 AM Eastern time, Serial Phony and Fraudster Kyle Christopher Barwan was still in the Polk County Hoosegow, and woke up looking for the Preparation H. He has a slight irritation following him around.

Tman

Black Rifle coffee pledges to hire 10K veterans in response to Starbucks

http://taskandpurpose.com/viral-meme-can-black-rifle-coffee-company-really-hire-10000-veterans/

HMCS(FMF) ret

Taylor Kent = ballsack warrior!