It’s Christmas time

| December 14, 2016

The Cubs won the World Series, Army beat Navy, and some semblance of sanity may be creeping into Washington. Altogether it was a decent second half for 2016. My morale is high and I aim to keep it that way. It does not matter to me what holiday if any you celebrate or what deity if any you worship. None of it offends me unless your idea of celebrating includes preventing anyone else from celebrating. So have yourself a grand old time. My main concern is that the Russians may have hacked Santa’s naughty and nice list and Wikileaked it leaving lump of coal recipients across the land demanding investigations and flailing for excuses.

In our tiny house on the hill last year, we had 2 Granddaughters, a Son and Daughter-in-law, a Sister-in-law, a Niece, and Grand Niece and Grand Nephew. Pendry manor was bursting at the seams with happy noise coming from all directions. We filled practically an entire pew for the candlelight service. And Santa visited the kids, young and old, right after. My Granddaughters were hoping for a white Christmas, unfortunately the temperatures were around 70. Still, it was a special Christmas, the best in many years. The day after Christmas we took everyone to Washington DC touring . On December 27th, the temperature there was 76. There were more people at the Smithsonian and on the Mall than you would encounter there on a summer day.

I remember Christmas from my youth. My brother Jerry, may he rest in peace, and I would trudge further up the hill from our house and roam through the woods until we found a decent looking tree to take down with a crosscut saw. He generally did the work and carried the heavy end of the tree back to the house. He did not need me to tag along and slow him down, but I am sure Mom convinced him that he did and I am grateful for the memory. Not long after he was in the Army and ultimately off to Vietnam. Not so long ago, he stood final muster. Merry Christmas brother.

I also remember my Mother’s molasses stack cake with applesauce between the thin layers. Does anyone make those anymore? Then there was the first thing I always looked for beneath the tree on Christmas morning, a bag of hard candy with my name on it. Our Christmas tree always sported candy canes that disappeared a few each day as they did when our Son was home and growing up. It was something revisited when our Granddaughters were here. Although these well mannered young ladies were hesitant to take one from the tree, Grandpa talked them into it. Unfortunately they did not share my childlike passion for peppermint candy canes, but they humored me.

I was the Lone Ranger, Red Rider and Zorro. I took my six-shooters, sword and mask to school. No one called the swat team. Had they, practically every boy at Wyoming grade school would have been carted off to the pokey for toy guns and pocket knives. Along with the other half dozen boys who got the same thing bought from the same coal company store, I thought I looked rather snazzy in my Zorro hat and cape. If we were not having cap buster gunfights or playing mumbley peg we were playing tackle with a new football someone got for Christmas. Those were different times – grand but very different.

Train tracks primarily used by coal trains formed a border between our school and the rest of the neighborhood. It was from those very tracks that my little league baseball coach announced to our principle and the rest of us down on the outdoor basketball court that President Kennedy had been shot. One day a train was stopped on the tracks. During school recess, Sammy, Bucky and me crawled between and under the stopped coal cars and went to the coal company’s store to look at the toys. The result was one of my frequent visits with Mr. Stoneman’s board of education. Not sure if it was the thrill of climbing through or under the rail cars or the following whoopin that helps the memory remain clear. Certainly it is a Christmas memory worth keeping. May you recall your good times.

From Suzie-Q and me and our family to you and yours, have a very Merry Christmas and a blessed New Year.

© 2016

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Graybeard

Good memories, JD. Thanks for sharing.

Retired Master

Thank you for a wonderful story of such great memories. A very Merry Christmas to you and your family.

David

Does anyone else remember Mattel making toy guns that actually shot plastic bullets? There was a ‘cartridge case’ with a spring inside to the back of which you pasted a cap ‘primer’. You snapped a bullet into the front of the cartridge,and when you popped the cap the vibration allowed the spring to overcome the resistance of the bullet and it shot a whole 15 feet or so from the muzzle. My Mom hated those damn ‘bullets’ underfoot. How we didn’t kill ourselves with toys like that, or spring loaded Moon Shoes, and such – bring ’em back today and young mothers’ heads would explode.

Yeah, gotta have at least three generations under a roof occasionally to make it a home.

Claw

Yep. Shootin Shell Fanner or Shootin Shell .45

Retailed for 3 and 4 bucks, respectively.

rgr769

As I recall, I had the Fanner .45, and I really wanted the Mattel lever action rifle for Xmas but didn’t get it. Four years later, I received a Colt Frontier Scout .22 for Xmas, and the toy guns lost their allure.

SFC D

Had the Fanner and the lever action, made an awesome ricochet sound. Toys like that make me wonder how I didn’t spend even more time in the ER than I did as an adventurous boy with dangerous toys!

Silentium Est Aureum

Shit, I never got those. I went from BB gun to .22 to 30-30 between 7-12.

J.R. Johnson

Yeah I was wondering if it was just me or they really did exist. Mine was a bolt action, that looked like an M1. You put a cap in the base of the bullet, but the spring was in the gun. My best friend had one too. But neither of us remember what happened to them, we can still find our GI Joes, so maybe there was a recall and our parents just did not tell us about it.

Thunderstixx

I remember when I got a new bicycle for Christmas.
I got a Raleigh Chopper which was a three on the column shifter and was one cool bicycle!
Funny though… I don’t remember ever getting a bicycle helmet, knee pads, or safety goggles either. I can imagine the beating from the other kids there that I would have taken if I tried to wear any of that shit while riding in a small, very small town in SE Iowa right on the Des Moines River!

Graybeard

Shoot, Thunder. Back when I was a boy we had two choices in bicycles: the heavy duty “paper boy” bikes and the “regular” bikes. No gears on any of our bikes.

There was a bayou about a mile from my house where we’d gather and ride down one 15′-or-so side to try to get enough speed to get to the top of the other. No protective gear other than blue jeans, and no adults within a mile to call if someone broke an arm. And definitely no EMS – that did not exist back then. The ambulance was run by a mortuary or some such company and did nothing more than carry your carcass to a hospital or morgue.

I remember when we came back stateside and were staying (parents & 4 boys) at my grandmothers, and Santa got us new bikes. That was cool. How my grandmother survived that month without killing one of us boys is beyond me.

Thunderstixx

Oh, what a great story.
I literally had visions of both my Granma’s as I read it and you talked about yours not killing one of you idiot kids.
I miss them so much, both of them…
Thanks for bringing back the memories Graybeard.

Graybeard

You’re welcome, Thunder!

Poetrooper

Graybeard, I had one of the heavies, a Schwinn Panther I purchased with my paper route earnings. It was a beautiful, highly-chromed bike with a spring tension shock absorber on the front fork. Early one Sunday morning while I was speeding down a hilly street tossing those heavy Sunday editions, all that weight on the front caused that “Dynamic Tension” spring to push the front wheel out of the fork where it immediately dug into the blacktop, tossing Ol’ Poe right over the handlebars and sent him rolling down the hilly street.

I got up, scuffed and bleeding, gathered my scattered newspapers, put the wheel back in the fork and walked the remainder of the route, a couple of miles. Imagine: no helmet or protective gear, no phone to call EMS, pretty badly skinned up and hurting, but here I am more than sixty years later, relatively undamaged; well, maybe some of you who read my writings might disagree with that assessment, but pretty amazing isn’t it?

Graybeard

I think most of our bikes were the heavies. Paper routes of 250-ish customers for each of three of us boys at a time. No springs on ours, though. I think that was an “extra” we didn’t pay for.

I did take a few tumbles with the forks getting me in the jewels – survived those as well. And I’ll claim “relatively undamaged” as well and together we can fight off our detractors. 😉

Good memories.

SFC D

I never really understood the word “covet” until one of my friends got a Raleigh Chopper for Christmas.

Graybeard

I remember those, too.

borderbill (a NIMBY/Banana)

Reckon the reasons above, and more are why we served.

Silentium Est Aureum

One of my favorite presents was from my grandmother who would buy us the Life Savers “Storybook” with 10 rolls in it.

We would trade off rolls, and everyone wanted the Wild Cherry.

Kind of early training for MRE swaps.

nbcguy54ACTUAL

My Great-Aunt used to give us those Christmas – with a $5 bill stuffed in it. We were living great back then….

ex-OS2

Merry Christmas.

Dave Hardin

Navy veteran and 29 years as an Ohio State Trooper Bob Welsh tells a Christmas tale.

HMCS(FMF) ret

Awesome memories, JD – may you and your family have a Merry Christmas.

2/17 Air Cav

“The Cubs won the World Series, Army beat Navy, and some semblance of sanity may be creeping into Washington.” I would have put that in a different order, but it’s your piece not mine. me, I would have written, “Army beat Navy, Army beat Navy, and, best of all, Army beat Navy.”

Thunderstixx

You forgot…
ARMY BEAT NAVY !!!!

Usafvet509

Bout time y’all got with the program on that! Air Force has been regularly beating both and walking away with the CIC Trophy for years now. Welcome to the winning side, Army!

Veritas Omnia Vincit

We never had any money growing up and Christmas was pretty sparse on that account, but it was always fun and I miss my mom and dad and my younger brother immensely around this time of year….

Here’s wishing you and everyone else here a very Merry Christmas as well…very nice sentiment and a great piece of nostalgia JD…thank you.

Graybeard

I think 5 kids (and 14 grandkids) and Christmas is why Dad died broke.

Wireman611

And to you.

Sonny's Mom

Merry Christmas, JD! And try googling “molasses stack cake”, surprising how many recipes you’ll find.

Dinotanker

THANKS VERY MUCH to all of you for the trips down memory lane! 🙂 Brings a lump in my throat and a bit of a tear to my eye. One of my favorite Christmas memories was seeing my Uncle Tom who was in the Air Force and back in the early and mid-60’s he would always wear his dress uniform to our family get togethers in Shelton. A for sure Hero-figure to me.

I didn’t join the “Air Corps”. I joined the service Uncle Tom first enlisted in; the US Army, much to my Navy Dad’s chagrin.

MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU ALL!