Thursday morning feel good stories
A homeowner in Easley, South Carolina returned home to find a burglar there. An altercation ensued during which the homeowner shot the intruder several times. The criminal is at the hospital – lucky for him the police arrived minutes after the incident.
A Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina homeowner has been arrested because she shot a crook who was fleeing from her. The criminal hasn’t been arrested and he suffered a wound to his thigh.
Two elderly homeowners, 81 and 73 years old fought with Mohamed Adan, 22, and Abshir Ali, 26 and Yusef Ali, 25 in New Brighton, Minnesota when they caught the trio stealing their stuff. the altercation marked the end of the Somalis’ crime spree when they were finally arrested by the police while they were fleeing the 81-year-old’s blows.
AW1Ed sends us a link from Coral Springs, Florida where WWE’s Shad Gaspard disarmed a thief in a gas station and held him until police came to take out the trash.
Category: Feel Good Stories
Just some poor Minneapolis refugees trying to recover from their tortuous life in Somalia.
No, trying to recover from their tortuous life in Minneapolis! lol
Re the Florida story:
I was so hoping the story read “surveillance video shows Gaspard grabbing the suspect, Dallas Wittgenfeld, by the neck and shoving him out the door.”
But, Alas, it was not to be. The Darwin Award winner with a BB gun, probably another of Obumbles wealth redistribution agents, instead of getting a free beer, got a all expenses paid ride to the pokey.
Moral of the story: Don’t mess with Cryme Tyme.
I was actually hoping for a Triple Suplex followed by a Piledriver, a People’s Elbow and then a Figure Four Submission.
Mohamed Adan, 22, and Abshir Ali, 26 and Yusef Ali, 25, “poor Somali refugees, are in jail, and the locals are scratching their heads at how some Americans are wanting more of these bastards here in our country. We have enough low life thugs, punks n thieves. We don’t need to import more of them.
Oh, deary me! As I read the Minnesota story, three morons with brains the size of a pea were caught redhanded rummaging through the home/possessions of a couple of old geezers who didn’t take kindly to having their home turned into a mess, so the older geezer (81) beat the crap out of them and two of them ran. While the fleeing pair were in flight, another geezer (61) spotted them and called the po-po on them, whereas they took off running again, strewing stolen objects, and tripped over a tree. One of them got up and kept running while the other one got to sit in a nice, warm pohlease car, and the runner was dumb enough to try to navigate an open waterway in Minnesota’s unkind frozen north weather, and finally ended up in a thicket, like Bambi.
Then they all got some quality time with the pohlease and said nasty things to them instead of cooperating.
That is funnier than a cat with a closed box of catnip. I’d say send them back to Somalia, because it’s warm there and they can steal what they like more easily, but that probably won’t happen. Perhaps a little quality time shoveling sidewalks under supervision in Minnesota’s high quality wind chill weather would straighten them out.
Sixty one is geezer?
Uh, well, uh, it’s kind of the start of geezerism, depending on the attitude of the individual. For some, it starts much later, but initially, 60s is good if you can show that you’re cantankerous when you reach that age group.
Has to do with cantankerosity and whether or not you think Jell-O is a dessert.
Almost rises to “Capt Phillips” Somali pirate competency..would has wished similar results
yeh, shoveling snow wearing only loin cloths!!
Why oh why was that woman in NC running her mouth to the press? She’s in enough shit as it is.
Because the police and prosecutors will put out statements that will portray the woman as a more evil version of Ma Barker.
Her worst statement may have been that she understood she broke the law but didn’t think she should be arrested especially since the people trying to break in her home weren’t arrested.
That’s a sympathy gathering argument and also one that is hard to refute.
In this instance, she is making her case in the court of public opinion. Perhaps she hopes the prosecutor will get the message that people aren’t buying what he is laying down.
Absent of that, she can always claim she didn’t mean to harm either man when she fired the warning shot that hit one of the perps.
She would thereby be invoking the new “Biden – Clinton” defense.
She should have said she would have used Bidens balcony approach but she doesn’t have a balcony! lol
When talking to police about anything, I would invoke the Sargent Schultz answer “I see NOTHING! I know NOTHING!