Manning fails at 2d suicide attempt

| November 5, 2016

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The Associated Press reports that Bradley Manning made another failed attempt at suicide while he was in solitary confinement.

“After her July suicide attempt, I watched her begin to piece her life and spirit back together only to have that shattered by the disciplinary proceedings brought against her and then the unannounced initiation of her term of punishment last month,” [Manning attorney Chase] Strangio wrote. “She has repeatedly been punished for trying to survive and now is being repeatedly punished for trying to die.”

Strangio added he worries about Manning’s “ability to keep fighting under these relentless abuses.”

So, I guess we should release the fellow despite his heinous crime. Or maybe we should put him to death like they should have done the first time around for his treachery.

The New York Times recounts Manning’s strange statement about a prison riot that never happened;

On the night of Oct. 10, according to her statement, four people impersonating guards conducted an hourslong attack on the prison, during which she said she heard sounds indicating that the attackers were shooting and torturing her cellblock’s actual guards.

These attackers tried to induce Ms. Manning to escape, she said in her statement. Instead, as the night unfolded, she hid in the corner of her cell, telling the impostors she knew they were not actual guards, it said.

At 6 a.m. on Oct. 11, a regular shift of guards familiar to Ms. Manning arrived, and “everything returned to normal, except that several correctional specialists were deep cleaning the entirety of Alpha tier with Pine Sol and bleach,” the statement concluded.

It sounds to me like they’re all laying the ground work for institutionalization in a mental hospital to get Manning out of prison.

Category: Dumbass Bullshit

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UpNorth

Bradley, cut up the arm, from wrist to elbow. Deeply! You’re welcome.

desert

What is this crap of calling that pervert “her, or she”, call it “it”, I don’t care if they cut off every dangler the moron has..a DNA test will still say MALE! (barely)

Silentium Est Aureum

As they say, down the road, not across the street.

MikeGolf

The third time is a charm. America likes a winner. I want to see this kid succeed at something.

MSG Eric

Maybe Bradley is getting tired of the cockmeat sandwiches?

Like you said, clearly attempting a case for insanity in every possible way.

Still, it seems he has more access to the internet and social media than our troops in Iraq or Afghanistan. Are we really sure he’s not just staying at the onpost lodging at leavenworth? Except when they put him in solitary for attempting to remain relevant?

AW1Ed

Another failed attempt? This boy could fuck up a one car funeral.

*eagerly awaiting the outpouring of sympathy for Manning from the usual TAH suspects*

CWORet

LEAVE CHELSEA ALONE!!!!!!!!!!

/sarc (if needed)

Third times a charm, mehbee?

OldManchu

Please get it right next time.

Ex-PH2

If they stop publicizing the little shit’s failed attempts to off himself, maybe the attempts will stop. He’s about as misunderstood as a stale Ho-Ho.

Skyjumper

I would’ve gone with stale “Twinkie”, Ex-PH2.

MSG Eric

But there’s no such thing as a stale twinkie. They will last forever….

Forest Green

Even longer if you deep fry it.

David

Cue Tallahassee

Av willis

Alternate theory, he’s pissed that Snowden is the one with a movie about him

Silentium Est Aureum

If he (yes, HE) was serious about offing himself, rather than being a fucking attention whore, he would have succeeded.

Twice.

The Other Whitey

I dunno, he’s nothing if not a monumental fuck-up.

Redacted1775

I’m sure when Brad gets his weiner chopped off all his problems will be solved…

The Other Whitey

Poor little Bradley the Wannabe-Eunuch. Can’t keep his gay boyfriend, assaults a girl and gets his ass kicked by her, little retard can’t do nothin’ right!

Ya know, the lefties make such a big deal out of the supposed “right to die,” maybe he should be the trial run!

Cpl/Major Mike

Please, somebody help him/her get it right.

nbcguy54ACTUAL

“repeatedly punished”…

Punishment and Prison. Two words that go together quite nicely….

MustangCryppie

Damn the bad luck!

sgt. vaarkman 27-48th TFW

someone donate it/what/? some cyanide

Bubblehead Ray

If at first you don’t succeed….☠️

2/17 Air Cav

I am not advocating that it kill itself. That’s the easy way out. However, I am growing weary of these half-hearted attempts.

A Proud Infidel®™

I wish HE/it would quit attention whoring and succeed, think of the tax money saved!

NR Pax

So he discovered that prison life wasn’t as much fun as he hoped it would be.

Grimmy

It should be illegal to interfere with suicide attempts of convicts while they’re incarcerated.

Actually, it shouldn’t even be called suicide. Instead call it self administered justice.

Keepin' It Real

“several correctional specialists were deep cleaning the entirety of Alpha tier with Pine Sol and bleach”

There’s your tip-off. I think there may have been some man fluid involved.

Ex-PH2

Considering that bleach is a disinfectant, among other things, it sounds more like someone threw poo outside his cell.

Sparks

In light of the previous thread regarding the Walmart tranny killing a coworker, tell me again how gender identity disorder is just another brand of “normal”. These are sick in the head folks.

CA_SGT

They have mental health cells in all prisons, even Leavenworth, so s/he’d only move one cell to another. If is/he’s moved to one it’ll just be more solitary confinement as patient prisoners are on lockdown unless in therapy for their own and others safety. Plus if s/he’s declared mentally unsound, it can ruin s/he’s chances at an operation.

Ex-PH2

So should we be thinking positively for a period of time that is long, quiet and minus news of Bradley Manning and all his idiot attention-seeking behavior?

Stacy0311

WTF is it with MI? Why do they attract so many freaks, flakes and general nutbags?

Weaponsman had a story about a special snowflake at Fort Lewis (one of Ass Carter’s 15000), CPT Jennifer

Sapper3307

Poster boy/it for the new Army.

Jay

Can this guy succeed at ANYTHING? Fails at being a man, fails at being a soldier, and now fails at trying to kill himself….TWICE. You’re a failure Bradley, plain and simple.

Ncat

It did get one thing right. It chose the perfectly named attorney. I mean Chase Strangio? Seriously? Did he actually change his name in other to get more perverse clients?

Bill M

Hey Bradley! Dude, third time’s the charm. If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Keep going kiddo, you’ll succeed sooner or later. Sooner, I hope. Better luck next time.

Green Thumb

Bummer.

Working hard for Obummer’s pardon.

And free (taxpayer-funded) “corrective” surgery.

jonp

Someone send that shithead an instruction manual

Bill (a NIMBY/Banana)

It must keep trying.

Casey

Hmmm. Looks like Skippy’s List was in error then:

172. “A full magazine and some privacy” is not the way to help a potential suicide.

CAPT S.F. McCartney USN (ret)

best I can tell is that it’s a severe case of premenstrual syndrome for the Pvt. Can look a lot like Mad Cow Disease also. Once that water starts to retain..it can get nasty

USMC Steve

Prisons have nut wards too. This freak does not get out of lockup. Ever.