Thursday morning feel good stories
32-year-old Jasmine Adujar broke into a home in Greenville, North Carolina where he was shot by the homeowner. He unassed the AO at a high rate of speed but he was scooped up by the police during his flight and taken to the hospital to plug his new orifices.
Trevor Cecchettini tried force his way into a home in Centennial, Colorado. The homeowner says that he was acting erratically before he started shooting at the house, so the homeowner returned fire a bit more accurately than Cecchettini. The police took him to the hospital with non-life threatening injuries.
Police found a burglary suspect laying in the driveway of a home in San Antonio, Texas after an encounter with residents. He was in surgery to fix the new holes in his legs last we heard.
Category: Feel Good Stories
“Jasmine” sounds like a stripper name. Are we sure this is a dude?
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My first thought was “who the fuck names their boy Jasmine?” and my searching skills are showing a dude by the name of Jasmine Alberto Andjuar with an arrest record, and I’m wondering if they have a misspelling on the last name in the story.
Could it have been a female?
Depends on the placement of the bullet wounds.
Name changes might be fast-tracked in North Carolina courts. …
Great day at the plate for armed citizens. Today, we have 3 total perps; of those, all 3 are in custody after receiving high-speed heavy-metal body piercings applied under unsanitary field conditions.
In baseball terms, that’s a 3-for-3 day with 3 extra base hits. Daily batting average and OBP, 1.000; daily slugging percentage, a minimum of 2.00. Damn well done.
But Hondo, no home runs? More range time people!! I am happy they at least received some extra ventilation!!
“receiving high-speed heavy-metal body piercings applied under unsanitary field conditions”.
Spew alert, please. Luckily, I’ve made it a habit to put down the coffee cup before reading this blog, particularly the Feel Good Stories.
Three people doing stupid things, and all are getting holes in their bodies plugged up. Do you think that while they are recuperating that they will rethink their life choices? If they are dumb enough to think that they can just take what is not theirs, i doubt this will teach them a lesson, A large “Cranial Exit Wound”, is the best deterrent to repeating this type of conduct.
Lessee…good dope, pretty nurses, regular meals, clean sheets, and taxpayers pick up the bill. Nope. Nothin’ to be learned there!
It’s the angst of having a girl’s name that drove poor Jasmine to commit crimes. Had his baby momma not been so inept with a dictionary, and had not used so much Avon Jasmine perfume when she was busy fertilizing her eggs, his life could have turned out far differently.
Perhaps mama heard Johnny Cash’s song, “A Boy Named Sue”. Really, I missed where the story said it was a male.
You’re right — the story doesn’t say if the perp was male, female, or other.
http://scam.com/mugshots/jasmine-andujar-wX9wNY