License Go Bye-Bye
With appropriate apologies to the memory of the late Harry Nilsson:
License Go Bye-Bye
License go bye-bye
Bet that made him cry
Wherever he goes
Everyone knows
His license go bye-bye
Ordered him disbarred
He took it real hard
Wherever he goes
Everyone knows
They ordered him disbarred
And in the morning when he wakes up
He’s still an ass
That we know
And if he stiffs them and won’t pay up
He’ll have no class
Just like before, oh
Ordered him disbarred
(toodlie-doot doot doot doot doot doot doot)
He took it real hard
Wherever he goes
Everyone knows
They ordered him disbarred
License go bye-bye
License go bye-bye
License go bye-bye
License go bye-bye
License go bye-bye
License go bye-bye
(toodlie-doot doot doot doot doot doot doot)
Bet that made him cry
Wherever he goes
Everyone knows
His license go bye-bye
Reference:
http://appellatecases.courtinfo.ca.gov/search/case/dockets.cfm?dist=0&doc_id=2139374&doc_no=S234029
Category: Bernath
He has to pay for that, doesn’t he?
And he has other fees elsewhere that he’s expected to pay, also.
Oh, dearie me! Whatever will he do?
Spew….well you know…
Bernath: “I got $505 for blowing homeless guys behind the truckstop to help pay for my court costs.”
TAH: “Who gave you $5″
Bernath: ” ALL OF THEM!!!”
😀 😀 😀 😀
Personally, Hondo, I would have put those words to a nice lively reggae background track. Something that invokes visions of a beach cabana with a wide shade, a really cute cool bartender like Bruce Campbell (or any TAH guys, too), and a long, lazy afternoon.
I think Bernie likes Umbrella drinks. (mostly for how he can work the umbrella after he finished the drink)
Naah, he’s a big fan of The Dutch Rudder Gang Cocktail. It’s rubbing alcohol flavored with a mixture of formaldehyde and antifreeze and garnished with a lead paint chip which he enjoys sucking on!
I wonder what the CA State Bar would do to him if he fails to pay? Garnishment/liens? Jail?
Sucks to be you, Danni-boi… sucks to be you.
Worse, they’ll move to place a lien on his assets at the time of the judgment (i.e. his house).
Dan Bernath owes other people money already. He’s structured his finances to make it difficult to collect.
He moved to Florida which has significant homestead protection. So they can’t go after his house.
He put his other assets (vehicles, the ultra light he crashed, etc). in a trust administered by his daughter with Martha Wong, Nicole Oi-en Bernath.
No, that’s not the kid that he abandoned and got punished for not provuding child support.
The trust Is a separate legal entity, but perhaps these lawyers will find a way to pierce the veil.
You’re not the real WitlessnWandering, y’know.
A trust inflicted on someone who knew nothing about it can be revoked.
If I remember correctly, the plane Bernath wrecked was bought and registered in his daughter’s name, likely the one that has since disowned him.
Nobody claims the bitch as a father..I heard they claim artificial insemination and would rather call a TEST TUBE DAD…
Rumor has it he was cloned in a lab using DNA from a tube labeled “DEFECTIVE, DO NOT USE”. All it took was a careless Lab Assistant and…
What will I do? Just stand here, with my lower lips dropped, hissing like an alligator like I have been doing since I got the news of my disbarment.
I was a retarded lawyer. Now I’m just retarded. Now back to the alligator mouth open with hiss coming out.
Ahem……
Nice. Fuck you, Bernath. Same goes for DullAss.
Now Bernath will have a lot of free time to suck cock and ignore the fuel gauge on his Vespa.
I really admire the way all you guys are tapping into your sensitive sides and holding back in your crticisms…
Oh, fuck it!
BWAHAHAHAHA!
Screw you Bernath!
If the legal definition of giving comfort could be expanded to include not giving discomfort and giving aid expanded to not giving harm, then not kicking your enemy while he’s down could be covered under the treason clause.
You can help us whack Bernath’s You Tube channels by reporting the user at these links;
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UClplvmOyNngxbP0VxWzFZnw/videos
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCr3tn2i6DuzUfcKBBmU7Gwg/videos https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCspJba72PTxTmldpZ80IndA/videos
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5RMlCJtLuL4tsghdHzPaqA/videos
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVx_tly3qGHwjx8p_-yhExQ/videos
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCONLno3I8KtByrqJG0QjtXw
Click on the “flag” and report user;
Does it *do* anything when you click “Report User” or just send them a click note like here?
Second link has been pulled down.
They have a screenshot option. I don’t have a YouTube account, so I used the screenshot option instead.
Went there and did what I could, hope the rest of his shit gets pulled!
I was only able to report the ‘Zigmund Kachitski’ page. But, it has been reported.
I did screen shots on all that were still open. Said they each appear to violate YouTube’s Hate Video policy.
It seems that Bernasy has really gone off the deep-deep end since his disbarment.
It’s more accurate to say that he was already in the deep end and somehow found a way into the drain at the bottom…
Not only did he find the drain at the bottom, he’s crawled into it and down the pipe! I wonder if he isn’t trying to have himself found Mentally Incompetent in a Court of Law so he can get a free ride?
Mentally incompetent? That isn’t a free ride, Flagwaver. Don’t kid yourself.
reported user on all accounts, with the exception of the second one which has already been shut down. HAPPY TO HELP IN ANY WAY REGARDLESS OF HOW SMALL.
I got a reply. I think you’re going to have to contact them yourself.
Action Taken
We’re unable to identify a violation of our Community Guidelines within your recent report to our Safety and Abuse Tool.
The same thing happened to me. Actually, our stories (and outcomes) are remarkably similar. Lost everything including my Donna Yaklich look-alike wife. Worse of alll, this could have been MY time – I could be on every news channel talking about Russians and Mooslims.
https://thetruthaboutsocnetlies.wordpress.com/2012/05/06/is-dennis-yaklich-speaking-from-the-grave-about-john-giduck/
These days, I can only dream of the unnatural acts that I did to Donna Yaklich on that vacation to Jamaica using her husband’s cop death benefits because now I’m the one that is the recipient of those same unnatural acts in Stall #4 at my local truckstop.
https://thetruthaboutsocnetlies.wordpress.com/2012/10/09/why-did-john-giduck-flee-to-west-virginia-in-1993/
I do know a little about fleeing as shown in the link about. Perhaps my other favorite lawyer should consider the same.
Hubris is a helluva drug.
Sincerely
Sincerely
John “Faker 6” Giduck
I don’t see a flag. I guess you have to be signed in. But I did a screenshot instead, which they accept.
Officially…a disbarred D-Bag!
NOT retired as he tries to tell people, DISBARRED!
HEY BERNATH, you still say you gonna sue me too? Let someone mention your antics and stunts among Legal Professionals and you’ll likely hear this:
And for you, the lovely and talented, always effervescent Danny Boi, we have a wonderful going away prize. Yes, it’s your own year’s supply of Comrade Poodle Dik’s Number One Asshole suppositories! Yes, these are custom made for the biggest assholes world wide. Insert nightly, daily, or just about any time you feel like being an asshole; which may be as much as once per hour per your history.
We’re going to miss your antics in California. Please keep in contact with us. Common assholes are a dime a dozen—but you rate up there with the biggest. We wish you luck in Fla and hope you realize how so very much this award is so fitting. Sorry it took so long, but we had to verify the claims….we could not believe what we heard and read. You are one of a kind. Instead of attempting to practice law in Florida, may we suggest you continue to practice riding a bicycle. You attorney license went down the shitter, and that was without suppositories!
John – you may want to report this one for impersonation. They only accept complaints from the person who is being impersonated:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pkaLAICixY
I tried reporting it, but got the above message that they only consider reports from the actual person who is being impersonated – reported the video itself though.
Thanks, we’ll see how fair YouTube is.
Unfortunately, not very is my guess.
choose another option. the gay wedding thing is harassing homosexuals, and they are according to youtube a protected class. also attacking a veteran looks like that maybe an option. if Disbarred Danny can claim he is a vet being harassed to get videos removed, why cant we do the same in return?
One thing………
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH….. Ad Infinitum…..
Bravo Zulu!
Splash……………………………………………………………………………………………………….Out.
One phony picture, found years ago, has finally brought Bernath and his perpetual lies to some well deserved justice. There is still more true justice to come but this episode truly makes me happy. Thank you Hondo.
Happy Photoshop Day to you Bernath! It turned out just like it was suppose to.
bernath has never been, is never now, and will never be a genuine Navy CPO, honorary or otherwise…
However, IMO by his own conduct he has conclusively demonstrated that he is now and always will be a true example of a verbal, ambulatory anus. Nothing honorary about that – he’s earned that “esteemed status” himself.
This dumpster fire is at a nice simmer. Whiskey and s’mores anyone?
Dear Danni-boi,
Eat a fat fucking bag of dicks. Here’s hoping someone either pulls a Baker Act or just throws your sorry fucking worthless ass in jail for all the shit you’ve pulled.
I’d say good riddance, but you’re too fucking stupid to know when or how to just go the fuck away.
Fuck you. Hard. Long. Deep.
Shack!
BDA = 100/100.
Ding Dong the Witch is dead,
Which old witch?
The Wicked Witch.
Ding Dong the Wicked Witch is dead.
“He’s” down where the witches go,
Below, below, below, (etc)
WOOT-WOOT!!!
Fuck off Bernath
Ya hear that giant suckin’ sound? That’s Danni-boi behind the truck stop!
Doin’ what he does best, sucking cock for pennies on the dollar!
Hey, I heard a rumor that maybe you can confirm. I heard that the cock snorkeling failure from Oregon lost his license to practice law in California. I heard it wasn’t voluntary. They say he has even had to lower his normal rate for blowing winos at the bus station. Is this true? ?
He’s gonna blow donkeys for a nickel a herd until he gets his self respect back.
m’kay, so WHT is up with the thisainthell.is site I accidentally landed on (thanks Bing you MFR!)? I Alt+F4’d so hard I broke my F4. Anyone got an extra F4? For that matter, I could use an anykey as well. This keyboard ain’t got one. And a Smite button. Definitely need a Smite button…
Oh F’ing Poopsicles. Shoulda posted on open thread. TAH forgives?
No, it’s okay.
I found a couple of complaints about that site trying to download a virus and/or malware onto computers. My advice: don’t go there unless you have superb malware/virus protection, and don’t say ‘oh, I have McAfee’. Not the best solution.
I’d say just stay out of it. It’s the birdbrain at work, probably never took the site down, and it comes out of either Belize or Iceland or both.
AVOID IT LIKE THE PLAGUE!
Observe first. Click second. Ehh, I just started typing, clicked on the read-ahead below it. I hate Bing anyway. Was in a hurry to read about B’Nasty. On my shop PC. Anyway, F B’Nasty Non-CPO Non-Barrister Non-Pilot Non Human. Thanks ‘PH! Have an awesome weekend.
Oh, the shop pc is an outdated throw away clone. Basic AV/AMlw, but ghosted. It’s been know to catch a pr0n infection occasionally. Not sure how ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. Just re-image it once in while, and problem solved. I will investigate this site a bit tho. Buttholes.
I will, indeed, Chief!
no, but i might have an A-10 i can give you for cheap…. i have connections in the E-4 Mafia.
I shouldn’t laugh at the mentally deficient, but I am.
Oh, and Danni-boi, fuck you.
I don’t spend a lot of time on the foolishness of some people but when I do, I try to lead them into places that go nowhere, such as this.
http://www.roman-empire.net/highpoint/antoninus.html
or this: http://sff.onlinewritingworkshop.com/
I particularly like the first link, because Antoninus Pius was an honorable, well-liked Imperator who stayed in that seat for much longer than the aging invalid Hadrian had thought he might. In fact, Antoninus was the guy who build the Antonine Wall across the northern end of Britannia, much longer than Hadrian’s Wall. You can hike from one end to the other and find remarkable historic sites along the way.
first link is good, love me some good Roman history, and is a good time sink for a slow Saturday morning at work
Yeah, that’s the kicker. (Giggle) If you want to get into the online workshop, you have to pay the membership dues. Otherwise, you just get to stare at the screen.
I did that on purpose, y’know.
I heard there is one less “lawer” licensed to practice law in CA. Could this be true?
See above.
I don’t follow the Bernath saga closely enough to know what he currently claims the status of his Florida license is, however it’s pretty universally understood in the legal community that if one jurisdiction pulls your ticket every other jurisdiction in which you’re licensed will soon follow suit.
Never licensed in FL. Doubt he even applied.
But Danny-boi, remember. Falsely claiming to be a lawyer in Florida is a felony.
Think about it.
He might be able to practice in Massachusetts. Elizabeth Warren did, your years and years and years. Of course, she is a wee bit different, a Harvard-American, Native-American and a known plagiarist.
Even Dead Ted had a current license in Massachusetts, beyond the grave!
He’s been declared a vexatious litigant in Oregon AND Florida. He has pretty much stifled any future prospects all by his lonesome now.
He can always start a company selling software to the federal government.
Bernath was DENIED permission to practice Law in Oregon and their Court issued no less than FIVE PAGES of reasons why.
Couldn’t say for certain, but there is no Country-wide disbarrment list. There really isnt a need for one because practically every state requires you to have a valid license to practice in that state.
If you are disbarred in one state the chances are if you apply for a license in another state they will deny you the licence.
One thing to remember about Turdnath is that he STILL can go to pretty much any court in the country and representinmg himself pro-se name you in a lawsuit.
The damper put on him in the court in Florida with him having to have his filings looked over by a Licensed Attorney wouldnt apply if he decided to go up to Montana and sue someone there.He is a scum shitter and rthe master of dirty tricks.
When he had to go up to VA and answer the Shipley’s request for a RO against him ( they were given a 2 Year RO) he was soundly thrashed by the judge.
His response was to go next door and file a copywrite Lawsuit against the Hair.
There will probably be nothing of it but its just something he does to aggravate people.
And his copyright suit against them was dropped because he violated that restraining order. The judge issued a warrant for his arrest, which is still active. He’s not as clever as he thinks he is.
He can try to tiptoe around the rules all he wants to, but as he is finding out, there are consequences to it.
He filed another copyright lawsuit against the Shipleys in Maryland.
Oh, dear! He just does not learn, does he?
Bernath and brains….two things that avoid each other on a continuous basis.
Daniel A. Bernath the Fred Phelps clone will NEVER learn nor will he ever stop fucking himself while leaving a thick slime trail behind him wherever he goes.
Daniel A. Bernath, the Wile E. Coyote of vexatious litigants.
I tried searching the Maryland case files using Bernath and Shipley, and could not find the case. Quite a few Bernaths and Shipleys listed on the site, though.
BUDDHA, give us the strength to carry the weight of a DISGUSTING DISBARRED ATTORNEY ON OUR SHOULDERS UNTIL YOU REINCARNATE HIM AS HIMSELF. The best KARMA is making him live his pathetic life again…
Holy fuck…he has a warrant out for his arrest?
Dear Lord, please have some LEO arrest Danni-boi’s ass, soon!
HMCS..OOPS WRONG BUTTON…calling the Sheriff in Ft. Meyers, FL
I hope they use the Baker Act on him when they do!
Unfortunately for him, he continues to attempt to sue folks within a community that has more intimate knowledge of his antics than any of them would desire. In other words, he isn’t suing people who don’t know about his legal issues. Everyone he sues knows about his disbarment in CA, his failure to be accepted by the OR bar, and his claims to be practicing law without a license in FL. Every suit he files has the potential to make him well known to yet another state bar association. He can’t win. Even he knows that every suit he files causes him more damage than it causes anyone else.
Still, he has this compulsion to continue hurting himself. The reason some of us keep saying that he remains dangerous to himself and others is because the day he admits it, his bad behavior could escalate in very horrid, unpredictable ways.
Bernath is like a cornered rat. He knows that everything he files will get tossed out.
His game isn’t actually winning the suits. His game is to force people to hire an attorney, go to court and answer the charges. Its a matter of economics. It costs him next to nothing to file a suit. On the other hand people are having to pay a few grand out for attorney fees, travel and time missed from work.
The only thing that will stop him is him getting 5150ed or assuming room temperature.
It would be nice if he was actually forced to pay all the court costs, although most of what he has is probably untouchable.
The other thing would be for him to actually get arrested and charged for some of the shit he has pulled.
Actually, Old Dog, it costs him money – CASH – to file anything that is to be considered a claim or case. Court filing fees are not cheap, although he tried to get around that by filing under one case number for his butthurt complaint against various defendants, including YouTube, the Shipleys/Extreme Seal Experience, and the many individuals who were his targets.
One would think that the “court” would look at his You Tube shit and realize that this idiot needs to be taken off the street and be put in a happy place.
A shame that his family doesn’t wake up and commit him. My guess is that they will live to regret it. We’ll see them on TV saying that he was a great guy but just a little eccentric.
SJ, If you were family would you admit it? Nope! Don’t know the guy. Lawsuits filed 1,000 Zero for BERNATH, 1,000 for defendants. Lousy disbarred attorney, find another job. Reference dick sucking the only thing he’s good at.
Forum and venue are probably matters of state courts.
“Example: George and Jerry are both citizens of Texas. George lives in North County, near Oklahoma, and Jerry lives 600 miles away in South County, near Mexico. One day George drives south and Jerry drives north, and they collide in the middle of Texas.
George wants to sue Jerry. Venue rules probably require George to sue Jerry either in South County (where Jerry resides) or where the collision occurred.
George’s home base, North County, is not a proper venue for the lawsuit, so Jerry is spared the inconvenience of having to defend himself there.”
There is an administrative process, at least short of a Justice of the Peace or Judge Roy Bean sort of thing.
As far as I am aware, DannyNoDoodads, has yet to defile the federal court system–though he is long overdue for some remedial administrative law experience!
If pay-back is a bitch, he has done himself no favors in alienating thousands of unknown internet readers who are appalled by his incredulous burden of stupid.
It’s gotta suck to wake up, be Bernath, and have no idea how to fix it.
I thought filing a Federal case against the prick is long overdue. I’m being accused of doing something to a damn plane. Shit we only fly in helis and Grogs flying, PROUD AND I HOLDING ON FOR DEAR LIFE…
From another song from Nilsson
You’re breaking my heart
You’re tearing apart
so fuck you.
Yeah Dan, get bent.
I cannot believe that I just read that! I haven’t heard that (other than from myself) since 1973 when a fellow trooper–a guy from Texas–used to say it. Another one he often recited ended with “two tears in a bucket.”
Well, 2/17 – here ya go. The VERY NSFW/around prudes/clergy/children original. Enjoy. (smile)
Although the bitch is disbarred and ordered to have a ATTORNEY IN GOOD STANDING file future cases in Florida, the bastard will continue to file elsewhere. Wittless his sidekick without a dick will continue to out innocents on the Widow Blog.
I’m certainly not finished with either one. I’m sending stuff to Jonn and hopefully everyone will get a better understanding of why I absolutely hate both. Yes, Wittless, I am Reb, Becca, Carolinestfu and YOU STILL CANT FIND ME..MORONS
Those inbred booger-eating bedwetting wino-blowers STILL haven’t found me and yet they still accuse innocent Men of being me. Daniel A. Bernath the Fred Phelps clone (Phelps was also a disbarred Attorney) told me in the past that the only way he would stop accusing innocent Men of being me would be for me to voluntarily surrender my real identity to him. How slimy of a lowlife can one be? Just look at Daniel A. Bernath the ???Fred Phelps clone, ????QuEeFeRs *SLUUUURRRP!*41 and see!
Well, when those falsely accused persons sue the shit out of him for harassment, maybe he will learn another lesson.
I doubt it, but maybe.
PROUD! WANNA ROLL NEXT WEEK? I got a two week paid vacation and I’m now your boss?? In public, Ma’am, private time, whatever??
Sounds like a plan, how ’bout Colorado and a Narrow gauge train ride on the Cumbres & Toltec?
I’m in..is Grog flying? If I say slow the shit down he better listen, I’m his boss too!
SSA PROUD, I’M PROUD TO WORK WITH YOU..BEST SIDEKICK I ever had..call me MA’AM ROLMAO??
SSA PROUD aka SUPER STUD AMIGO, I just got word you passed your test and scored a 97….beat me by 3 points.. Congratulations, damn, next time..
Hey Danni-boi (the newly disbarred attorney) … I know you’re reading this. Let me suggest something to you. Why don’t you take your diploma from that fifth rate law school off the wall, take it out of it’s frame and wipe your ass with it. You have done that with your law license, just go ahead and do it to that diploma, since it’s not worth a damn anymore to you.
BTW – you never have been , nor will be an honorary or initiated Chief Petty Officer.
Wow, his law career really ran out of gas.
Everything he does goes to crap…thought I would check out how many cases he’s won in his delightful career…any bets?
Hey Danni–boi. Your law license dedicated this song to you.
Well little cow-poke, all I can say is…
Q: Why did Daniel Bernath crash his plane 200 yards from Sisters Airport?
A: Because he is a fucking idiot.
Daniel Bernath is so stupid, he saw a sign that read “Fine For Hunting”, so he crashed his airplane 200 yards from Sisters Airport.
Daniel Bernath is so stupid, he started an online petition to have the law of gravity declared unconstitutional.
Bernath = Turd.
Maybe he could star in a new reality show spin off: The Biggest Loser.
I’m thinking maybe a new reality show on the German ZDF network named Die größte Scheiße Kopf would be apropos.
Grooties from Amsterdam, Bernasty…even my Paralegal cousin is smarter then you and yeah he speaks English, not Engbath. He thinks your a non American dumbass? and that’s rude for a Dutchman to say…
Does that translate to “sucking cock for pennies on the dollar behind the Flying J”?
Fuck you Bernath.
I’m willing to bet a bottle of Bourbon that Bernath would get thrown OUT of any Flying J Truck Stop, he’d have to do his tricks in the third-rate grease pit stops.
Daniel A. Bernath, THE PERPETUAL LOSER.
Daniel A. Bernath COULD HAVE worked to be productive, but instead he always tried to take what others earned.
Daniel A. Bernath COULD HAVE contributed to Society but instead he tried to leech all he could.
Daniel A. Bernath COULD HAVE earned others’ respect by giving it but instead he blustered, bullied, and tried to intimidate others thinking it would make them fear him but instead he instigated and provoked others to the point where they would take no more.
Daniel A. Bernath COULD HAVE worked honestly but instead he went on one con game after another.
Daniel A. Bernath COULD HAVE admitted he lied and was wrong in what he did and shut up but instead he went on his rampages and vexatious abuses of our Legal System and pissed off many of THE WRONG people one would want to and he will reap what he has sown day after day.
Daniel A. Bernath has made his name synonymous with the words “WACKO”, “LOSER”, “Nut Case” while he makes himself the laughing stock of every legal jurisdiction he files in and I’m sure that when an Attorney makes a boneheaded mistake in Court nowadays he can be consoled by his colleagues who say “HEY, you fucked up, but at least you didn’t be a Daniel A. Bernath kind of shithead!”.
Well said PROUD!!!
Which is a worse fate, having Daniel Bernath defend you in court or Daniel Bernath piloting your plane? Talk about a Sophie’s Choice!
Neither.. I’d defend myself and fly myself and I can’t fly just like him…
I’ll just leave this here.
http://nymag.com/thecut/2016/08/american-bar-association-sexist-remarks-courtroom.html