The serious consequences of Post Traumatic Sex Disorder
Yesterday Jonn ran an article about some Harvard yo-yo wanting to award the Purple Heart for PTSD, post-traumatic stress disorder. Most of the comments were in opposition to the idea, as am I. But then right after reading that, I surfed over to Daily Caller where I found this article about this poor high school football player down in Louisiana who had the misfortune to fall victim to his hottie high school teacher who engaged him in sexual hijinks 46 times in 39 days climaxing in an all-night threesome with another, younger, hottie high school teacher.
The poor kid sought help from his fellow football team members by showing them pictures and videos and recounting blow by blow descriptions of the horrific assaults on his studly young manhood by these prurient and predatory pedagogues. That blew the deal of course with everything coming to a head, criminal charges and civil suits being filed, the latter by the young victim’s parents on his behalf to seek recompense for the enduring trauma he is sure to experience for the remainder of his existence. Call it Post-Traumatic Sex Disorder, a condition your gravely wounded Ol’ Poe has carried with him for sixty years.
You see, dear readers, this sort of schoolhouse shenanigans is not new; Young Poe made his cherry jump between the sheets more than sixty years ago with his pretty young sophomore English teacher. Unfortunately she was about the size of the two Louisiana lovelies combined, which left Young Poe with a serious Post-Traumatic Sex Disorder, an aversion to fatties, a condition requiring him to don his beer goggles all too frequently when he was a young single soldier. Even as I type this my mind is filled with the revulsion of awakening next to a snoring mountain of pink flesh that had somehow slipped in during the night and supplanted the Miss Hopkinsville I’d left the bar with the night before.
So I’m sympathetic to the kid’s lawsuit; just like Ol’ Poe, that poor boy’s gonna have to live with that trauma forever. Oh, the horror!
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Poor kid! And if he ever joins the Military he could easily end up in a case of “Coyote Love”, that’s when you’d rather chew your own arm off to avoid waking her as you sneak out. IT MIGHT have happened to A Proud Infidel®™ sometime in the past, it’s been too many years and too many beers since, so I am unable to accurately remember what happened, thus I can neither confirm or deny that right now.
Been told by many Chinook pilots that it’s horrible to wake up with a chewed off arm under their head. Would never happen to a gun pilot. regards, Alemaster
Gun pilots and crew never have to have regrets! Just ask us.
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…and two very stupid young women just blew their careers as teachers all to shit.
It must be really, really hard to understand that when you reach adulthood, you can’t play doctor with the other kids any more.
So how many kids are in the making three, Poe? 🙂
They’ll probably get probation and have to surrender their teaching licenses and finally register as a sex offender. Now reverse that, male teachers and a young cheerleader, what would happen then? Hmmm…. not equal me thinks…
I don’t doubt the fathers out there would be high-fiving each other about their high school daughter having the good luck to get gang-banged by two male high school teachers…
Just read the article, at least the older teacher didn’t even have to register as a sex offender, and yep, no jail time.. no wonder Hitlery got off. Women just don’t get punished, lol.
Older teachers’ daddy is a judge in that area… probably the reason why she got off with a light sentence and didn’t have to register as a sex offender.
I wonder if she pulled the deal the female teacher in FL did when she claimed she was, “Too pretty to go to jail?”
He is lucky they didn’t kill him. lets start a go-fund-me for treatment.
Make sure you include those two nubile young ladies. They’ll need a lot of plastic surgery as they age, to make sure they’re still attractive to persons of the male sex who are half to one-third their age.
Haha it’s all down hill from now on for that guy.
What would IDC-SARC have done?
Do you really have to ask? (smile)
He’d still have them in his dungeon lol
How come stuff like this never happened to me?
Amen Bro! Looking back 50+ years I can’t see this happening with Miss Durance, Big Dot Thomas or Miss Rivera no matter how horny I was. Even IDC would have declined.
I wood definitely hit those two !!!
If you think waking up next to Miss Hopkinsville was traumatic, try waking up next to Miss Bumpus Mills.
There’s your PTSD. I still have the morning shakes over that one, 45 years later.
Claw wasn’t Miss Bumpus Mills first runner up to Miss Big Rock lol
So… where are these two hot prurient and predatory pedagogues located exactly? Just in case somebody wanted to try to avoid them a few times…
Any situation where an adult in a position of power and authority over a young person under eighteen who uses that position to gain sexual favors, is a child molester. Period. We make the mistake of assuming that, because the child was a strapping young man, there was no assault. That’s not the case. Two things need to be remembered here: NO child is old enough to give consent, and no adult has the right to take advantage. Period.
All jokes aside, PN, you’re absolutely right. But I must admit that my sick sense of humor generates an awful lot of jokes about this.
^^^Word.
That’s just the law. If what PN wrote were true in all cases, then literally a minute can mean the difference a child molester and a lover…11:59 p.m. to Birthday! 18! Like I said, that’s law, not common sense. Same thing with statutory rape being a strict liability crime. Meet a female at a bar, go home with her, and get arrested for rape. Senseless. Doesn’t matter how old she looked or that you assumed she was at least 21 b/c she was in a bar.
I remember learning about a case where the guy was charged with stat. rape despite the fact that he met the girl in a bar where they were carding everyone at the door.
There should definitely be an affirmative defense for that.
Thinking back to when I was a 16 year old boy. I don’t think this would have scarred me for life. Boys thought process is different than girls.
It would depend on the circumstances, and I see your point. But innocence is a one way street, and you don’t get to go back and fix bad experiences.
https://youtu.be/h6OQwvDnFyM
What these horndogettes failed to realize is when it comes to sex or cars, teenage boys will ALWAYS brag about it.
Yep that’s exactly what happened.
It’s not easy to keep quiet when you’ve just won the Hormonal Grand Prix…
46 times in 39 days? Oh, the horror…
I’m still trying to get past “blow by blow” and “coming to a head”….
Word
Word. That actually happened to Nonce times.
to me. Nonce times. As in exactly zero.
Probably affecting his athletic performance. I know I’d be pretty tired from that pace.
Where were the hot young teachers that looked like these two when I was a young man just feeling my oats for the first time? I was robbed I tell ya, I was jipped! All of mine looked like they had heard the Gettysburg Address in person.
In fact, the only teachers that ever hit on me…were ones with an 18 inch ruler across my hand. How’s that for PTSD. I can’t use a tape measure to this day.
Was that with the brass edge?
Yea, the one in the fifth grade loved the brass edge on my knuckles. Bitch.
Count me in. I wish I had that issue growing up
Dude had it made until he told his friends.
Fuck them dudes.
True that.
So help me to God, I never thought I would read an article that contained the term “alleged scrotum footage” or that such a phrase would ever need to be expressed in any way imaginable in the English language.
That’s her claim? She’s gonna stick with the “teabagger defense”?
Okay, yeah, that was a bad pun, but I’m not changing it.
High school (teachers and students)have changed since my time at San Diego High School (’58).
It seems that all parties involved are victims. SO, I’m offering my counseling services to the 2 teachers. I mean the boy has help through his family,, right?
Come to think of it, there were a few classes I missed back in high school. Where do these well-intentioned women teach? They just LOOK like the type that could teach me a thing or two. At my age I’m pretty gullible and easy. They try and take advantage of me and I’ll…..well f__k it, I’ll just cave in.
Back in the day, one morning I woke up with a butt ugly snibling drunk in my bed. When I took her home, she got out, leaned in through the passenger’s door and said, “When can I see you again?” I shouted “Not in this lifetime” as I squealed my tires burning rubber trying to get the hell away from her.
Worst mistake I ever made when it came to being young, drunk and horny. This is the God’s truth, BTW. Got home very late one night, my now-ex was waiting up for me. I’m shit-faced in the wind and barely conscious. She asked where I had been, several times, each met with my “Out with a bunch of buddies”. When she finally said, “Then why are your pants on wrong side out?”…I automatically reached down and realized my pockets were on the outside of my pants, and my belt was wrapped in something of a mess. Yep, I was drunk and caught. Next day was the beginning of a divorce. She just refused to listen to my “explanation”. All this for a heavyweight I’d have never looked at had I been sober.
I need some teachin’ still.
Jarhead, young, drunk and horny has brought many good men to their knees (literally begging forgiveness). Thank god there wasn’t camera phones in the stupidity of my youth!
So when did this stud high school football player realize he had been traumatized and would suffer from PTSD throughout his life?
Did it take 46 occasions over 39 days for the trauma to develop? Or is that when he saw the gravy train heading his way?
Oh my! Reminds me of about 55yrs ago can I now claim another DX of PTSD? Damn the paper work will be a bitch!
Shake it off, Poe. Every man needs to “operate heavy machinery” once to be a man. “Moped lovin'” is a horrific trial of manhood. You may have enjoyed riding, but you damn sure don’t want ur friends to catch you on one.