Monday morning feel good stories
Rick sends us a link from Fayetteville, North Carolina, where a fellow was breaking into a home when he was shot by the homeowner. The criminal is in the hospital and expected to recover from his just dessert.
In Hansford, West Virginia, a young mother caught some thieves in her driveway. She hit one of them with a chainsaw which caused him to drop the stolen gun he was holding. She held them there until the police arrived.
At the same link as the West Virginia story, is a tale from from Hendricks County, Indiana where an ex-husband tried to win his wife back from her new husband by threatening him with some nunchucks – that usually drives women wild, ya know. So the new husband, in an updated Indiana Jones move, shot the ex-husband several times. There’s no word on the condition of the ex-.
In Shreveport, Louisiana, 17-year-old old Martez D. Rasco-Miller tried to burglarize a business, but he shot himself in the hand while gaining entrance to the target business. He’s in jail now. Taxpayer-funded Gun safety training should be available for prospective criminals.
A 19-year-old was DRT (dead right there) at a Family Dollar Store in Memphis, Tennessee, there are no details other than the police have decided that the corpse is a “suspect” in a theft case.
In Albuquerque, New Mexico, a teen was mugged in his driveway for his car keys, wallet and phone. His father put a “club” on the steering wheel of the son’s car in case they returned to steal the vehicle. Sure enough, they came back. The homeowner went outside and held the thief at gun point until someone nearby opened fire on the homeowner who was wounded and the thief escaped until police arrested him later.
Category: Feel Good Stories
I didn’t see a lot of success in these attempts to get the goods, or girlfriend of others in this morning’s story. Ineptitude is a poor trait to have when going into a life of crime. Shooting oneself while in the act, stealing a gun only to have it knocked out of your hand by a lady hitting you with a chainsaw that you attempted to steal, are not signs of a successful future.
Nunchucks?! Has anyone ever actually had their ass kicked by nunchucks?
Hilarious.
Probably someone playing with them.
Most assuredly. (smile)
Usually it’s the guy with the nunchucks who kicks his own ass.
One of my former shipmates had his ass soundly handed to him by a former co-worker using nunchuks. My former shipmate was a big Canuck, and could handle himself very well in a fight. H had called his co-worker an inappropriate name. I always wanted to whip out a chainsaw (running) in a fight. Not a gunfight, of course, maybe against someone wielding nunchuks. It would be like fighting a naked man. Anyway, good work using whatever weapon is available.
Chainsaw? Damn, girl, you da bomb. Bwhaaa
Taken down by a chainsaw? ….. Bet he nevet “saw” that coming.
Hmmm…. I don’t have a chainsaw for home defense, but I could get one. There’s always so much stuff available at the hardware store, you know.
Careful, we might have to enact some chainsaw control laws. MANDATORY BACKGROUND CHECKZzzZzzzzz!!