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You know I love you guys…well, not really. But anyway, some of you have been sending me these pictures for the past three days. And I get “Check this guy out”. That tells me nuthin’. I’m Army and he looks fine to me. What the hell are you talking about?
Added: From Don Shipley;
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Isn’t that an enlisted or midshipman cap device? Doesn’t look officer-ish to me.
Do enlisted sailors have whites like that?
If he is a middie he sure has an impressive rack.
It’s a Chief’s insignia.
She couldnt get a SEAL (for sure after Libya) so lets toss this cook dufus out there…
What a b…
Wtf? Did anyone else notice the following?:
1. Bill’s blue shoes.
2. Hillary’s blue uh…. man suit ( don’t do it Bill – no matter how much she tries to emulate Monica)
3. The guy to our right / Hillary’s left with the chubby in his britches.
This is some serious conspiratorial shit!
Really, hmmm… so, you noticed the chubby. O… K..
^^^ Hahaha, some gaze more than others…. I mean, have a stellar attention to detail!!
That’s DiBlasio, the commie mayor of NYC.
That’s that cockroach Cuomo, The governor of NY.
You are correct. Got my commies mixed up. Haven’t lived in NY State since Killery was elected to the Senate.
What’s the difference? Anyone persons who can get a chub while being in the AO of that bitch must be identical twins anyway.
Of course I noticed the Chub! Any decent grunt would!
You don’t have to be ashamed.
OldManchu, I also have the distinction of the belt buckle (Manchu Mile), 1-9 in Korea, then Iraq, what battalion were you?
A “Legitimate” Chief would have a uniform, but that a.h. is not a legitimate chief….errr, maybe of the village people!!
It’s just Charlie Sheen in his Navy SEALS finery.
Nothing to see here. Move along.
Hey, don’t associate such an excellent Military Film (seriously, very sentimental film to me) with Hillary’s treasons!
Navy officer’s cap device should look like this:
http://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0720/2413/products/3043800_686dc9cd-3117-4f35-8105-2823d7fc9c16_grande.jpeg?v=1423546908
Except he’s wearing a Chief’s uniform.
I saw this yesterday…. Its even funnier today! Isn’t that the “I LOATHE THE MILITARY” guy?
OK looks like USN Chief’s cap device on the hat.
Stolen Valor is already on it. He’s a cook. No shit. He’s a culinary specialist. https://www.facebook.com/StolenValor/posts/1053659208057009
So it’s Steven Seagal?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Under_Siege
For those that didn’t get the reference
https://youtu.be/edBenUAZ2OQ
No, it is not Steven Seagal. Seagal is much taller and doesn’t look like he swallowed shit for breakfast.
Don’t you wonder why Bill didn’t wear his uniform?
http://s3-origin-images.politico.com/070716_clintonbanduniform.jpg
Well, other than the fact that the doofus in question (a) has his hat on crooked as hell, and (b) is wearing it crooked while marching in what appears to be a political rally – no, I don’t see anything wrong here at all. (He’s also wearing dark wrap-around sunshades with Dress Whites, but not being Navy I don’t know if that’s allowed.)
What am I missing?
Warfare device crooked also, just in general looks like a bag of ass, walking with a murderer.
And a rapist.
I don’t know either. The white uniform is authorized for Navy CPO’s and that’s what his cap device matches (no stars so I assume it’s E-7.) Without being able to see the rack it’s hard to tell whether he’s claiming awards he doesn’t have.
Could it be someone from the old White House staff in the Clinton days? IIRC there are some Navy cooks assigned to the WH.
He was a cook for the clintons. Look at the link I posted above.
So, this is a pic taken on memoral day, ok. Retirees do wear their uniforms on memorial day. He was a cook for the Clinton WH. Ok.. so there is a personal connection between the E7 and the candidates. So, it seems, so far, that what we have here is a retired CPO who’s uniform is jacked up but who is in a time and place that he’d be allowed to wear it, i.e. the personal connection to what so happens to be a political candidate. So, I’m willing to give him the benefit of the doubt here. I don’t see any valor awards there. Looks to be just a dude celebrating memorial day who happens to know a jacked up candidate a lot of Veterans dislike.
Yes it is against regulations for someone in the Navy to be at a political event. This was taken after a parade for Memorial day and it is apparent he may have been there and he is friends with HC because he was there cook.
Navy has jobs at the WH and Camp David and one of the Jobs is culinary or Chef jobs. I think they have around 10 jobs or slots for Navy cooks. When they get assigned to that job they usually stay there due to vetting and have the apparat Clarence.
Yes he is all jacked up, I would be all over his ass as would any other CPO. The Navy Chiefs uniforms and Officer uniforms are the same just the devices are not.
I didn’t appreciate the fact he was there in uniform. His cover is cocked and his collar devices are placed incorrectly as well.
I said the same thing you said he is all jacked and any CPO active or retired would jack his as up
He’s not in the Navy. He’s retired.
It is against regs period active or retired we looked up the regs on one of the CPO FB pages.
He was at a parade and so was she so TECH there is nothing there besides he is jacked up. Now the perception is there and you bet your ass that is why she wanted him there.
The pocket device on his right pocket is the presidential staff device. Maybe he was the white house chef when the Clinton’s were in the WH. From what I can see of the ribbons, etc., it all looks legit. I have worn the same set of whites myself.
Looks like he dressed himself drunk and in the dark.
..and he can’t shoot straight
Nor can he get his medals mounted properly.
Didn’t they have this on SVs page ????
The dude looks a little ate up
Tossed salad would be better ????
Dude looks like stir fried shit
(chuckling) Well, that one certainly gets added to the phrase book. Thanks.
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I think he is identifying being Navy.
He’s not Stolen Valor, he identifies as Trans-Veteran.
The main problem here is that if he’s really an active duty Chief Petty Officer, he’s committing a major offense by marching in uniform in an event next to a politician who is currently running for office (in this case Hillary Clinton). His appearance there in uniform in an apparent gesture of his personal support for Hillary Clinton is completely inappropriate, and his appearance in uniform could also lead the uninformed in the electorate to wrongly assume overall USN support for Hillary Clinton as well.
If he supports Hillary Clinton, so what. He’s free to vote for whomever he chooses. But he needs to get rid of that Navy uniform if he’s going to go marching around next to her in a parade, even if it’s a Memorial Day parade.
The “Chief” also needs to square away that cover, and properly align his collar insignia, ribbons, medals, and enlisted Surface Warfare insignia. And he can wipe that shit-eating smirk off of his face as well. And get a haircut. And lose the “catch-me-f*ck-me” sunglasses, too.
In short, he looks like a complete bag of ass.
Team TAH Navy senior enlisted members: you are cleared hot to roll in this assclown.
Please. ASAP.
“marching in uniform in an event next to a politician”
Unless he has permission or is assigned there for some reason, of course.
OK, Doc, but I’ll betcha an ice cold beer of your choice that he doesn’t/isn’t.
And he’s certainly not assigned as the Clintons’ cook any longer.
My guess is that he’s out there strutting around “alone and unafraid” and trying to make a statement with that uniform.
Semper Fi.
I agree, you’re probably right. I hope so anyway. I’d hate to think he’d show up for duty looking like such a bag nasty.
“Bag nasty”. Good one!
Haven’t heard that in a very long time…
fact! cleared hot, fire for effect.
Ahem; that was meant to read “cleared hot to roll in ON this assclown”.
oh for fuck’s sake. This clown has been posted all over the Chief’s mess. yes, he was a cook formerly stationed at the white house. He is now retired.
now about that uniform….
his medals are not mounted properly, nor are they spaced properly. his ribbons on the other side should be reversed — order or precedence goes highest inboard, bottom to top. his anchors aren’t spaced properly on his collar, and his cover is just as crooked as she is. This guy is not a Chief, he’s an E-7. Although he’s retired, he still shouldn’t be in uniform supporting a political figure. I wish we could bust his ass.
Fleet Reserve? Can’t he get recalled?
He’s mixing anodized insignia and non-anodized medals…that and the shades are a no-no. Battle E ribbon is 8-up.
anodized medals are only authorized for members of the ceremonial guard. he is authorized to wear anodized warfare with unanodized medals. that’s about the only thing he’s got right
I thought they changed that awhile ago….but I dunno. I avoided such dressing up if and when possible.
I never even owned choker whites.
Perfect case of “one off/special duty” billet and no leadership. LOL those medals…
Completely shoddy overall military appearance. I’d almost bet pay that he was not initiated.
ergo, an E7 and not a Chief.
Dude is no Chief!!! Just look at the NAM!! Wrong stars!! Never would make a mistake like that, and to have 4, funny!!
Exactly..Probably had 0 troop leadership and from what I know and I believe this is the only other slot beside recruiter that they advance with out going to the board. They usually stay at that duty until they leave the service. This is why independent duty sucks.
I back your bet on not initiated…
Billet is not always permanent. My boat had a MS1 report aboard following duty at the White House in the late 90’s. Food quality on the boat shot right up through the stratosphere. We all mourned greatly when he hurt himself only six months after reporting aboard and was med-transferred off. Food quality went right back to typical stew-burner.
They have a choice.. I dated (female) one for a couple of years….
I always thought that it was verboten to wear a uniform while political campaigning. And if that ain’t political campaigning, I don’t know what is.
That face and neck look SOOOO punchable.
Yep! Retired doesn’t matter.
WTF??? This motherfucker is REAL????
The worldwide Goat Locker must be cooking around 425 degrees right now.
That cocksucker isn’t a Chief…that’s an E-8.
I mean E-7…so upset I hit the wrong key.
I was about to say, the worldwide goat locker is cooking around 425 degrees because of your E-8 comment… thanks for correcting yourself. and you’re right, that aint no chief, he’s an E-7
CPO = E-7
lol….disregard^^^
You’re all missing the real point: he looks like, and probably is, an idiot.
I would certainly not allow children to buy ice cream from him.
Looks like it’s a memorial day thing (posters in the back say “USA number one” or something similar.)
I don’t think the mere presence of a former president or a presidential candidate transforms a celebration of a national holiday into a “political event” where wear of the uniform is prohibited.
Also I would assume that if he was a petty officer during the Clinton years he is probably long retired or ETS’d and beyond the reach of the UCMJ by this point.
According to the linked article to Stolen Valor The Cocksucker retired in 2014..if he’s still Fleet Reserve they can recall him.
If Fleet Reserve is anything like the Army’s Retired Reserves, he’s not subject to UCMJ unless he’s getting paid as a Sailor.
But being paid to be a Sailor by the Clintons doesn’t count, it has to be the Navy paying him.
He probably made E-7 by cleaning up Bill’s messes more than for cooking.
It’s a Memorial Day parade in Chappaqua, NY, perennially one of the wealthiest towns of 1000 or more pop in US. Given how the estranged Clintons are dressed, I’d say the cook’s role was to provide color contrast and separation.
If you are retired you can be called back at ANY TIME for ANY REASON but it is only very rarely done to face the UCMJ…. that retirement paycheck ain’t free… you are just in inactive status…. like those poor bastards that finished their first four years and ets’d to attend college, didn’t read the fine print showing that ALL first term contracts are eight year contracts… ran into a few of them in Iraq ROFLMAO!
Where is the Navy contigent? MCPO, EX-PH2? Help!!
He’s a slob in those whites. The jacket is not tailored at all. The sleeves are too long.
Sorry, I was a the shop getting the tensioner replaced. It shredded the belt and steam came out of my ears over it.
I was at Camp David, most of our cooks were Submarine Service and very squared away. I note SS, b/c subs go above and beyond when it comes to their food and cooks. This guy was Surface and at White House, which means he’s Private Mess. Those guys are specially selected and trained for VIP duty (cooking for the CNO,POTUS, etc). That’s when a cook starts to be more of a valet and private chef.
He has a PSB (Presidential Service Badge). Each award is numbered so you could tie the award back to an individual (if you could look at the back of the badge).
Anyone who has ever been awarded a PSB knows their PSB number like their SSN. I was lucky to get one that was below 10,000.
Jonn-as you know I’m Army too.
But here’s what’s wrong with that guy -he’s a squid!
If you need me, I’ll be bunkered down dodging incoming 16 inch rounds…
All I got to say is 14 years straight…
What-are those the years we’ve been doing most of the heavy lifting in the warfighting?
It goes a lot farther back than that.
😀
Marine Officer’s may disagree with that. 😉
….and squids assigned to the FMF
Shit, and my son is an FMF Corpsman (Reserves)…sorry.
Forgive an old Airdale.
Let ’em. They were dependent on our logistics train in Iraq (can’t speak to Afghanistan) and they had overall responsibility for one province.
The Army had the rest-facts are facts.
“Let ’em……”
awww……summon needz a hug
He has to be a straight shooter.
He is wearing both Expert rifle and pistol ribbons. Also has 4 awards on his Navy Achievement medal. Surface Warfare insignia.
The round emblem on the breast pocket is a Presidential Service Badge (PSB). Most commonly worn by Marines but can be worn by any branch assigned to the POTUS.
I got this sent several times, noting remarkable about the rest of the awards I can see.
The medals look like he keeps them rolled up in a cookie jar.
So, other than looking like a sack of shit with high speed shades there is not much to do until we track down a name.
My guess is there isn’t much here to get all worked up about. Chief needs to stay in the mess hall but was probably told or “asked” to make an appearance in uniform as their token veteran.
The Navy generally runs the White House and Camp David.
negative…
he is wearing marksman rifle, and marksman pistol ribbons. If he were an Expert, they would be medals on the other side.
his medals don’t just look hideous, but they are not mounted or spaced properly either.
You are correct, I STAND CORRECTED.
Thanks for pointing that out, I should not have used the term Expert.
Thass why I said he cain’t shoot straight.
OK,
Let me net this out!
This might be the guy the Clintoons hired direct out of the White House and now cooks for them in Chappaqua. Look at his badge … White House duty badge … he is a cook.
Having said that, he is as jacked up as peanut butter on a sardine sammich.
His collar anchors are cocked, his ESWS pin is crooked, his whites look like crap (not fitted) and don’t suit the occasion, the over stylish sun glasses make him look less than professional and his cover is NOT squared away.
Having said that, I have more to tell about Chappaqua … but I will have to wait for another day for that!
So what you are saying, is he is as jacked up as the clintons. Correct ????
if so I agree 1000 percent…
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CSC Oscar Flores at his retirement in the link above.
a NAM as a retirement award…. that should say enough about this bag of ass.
^^^Nailed it. You’d think that retiring as an E-7 working for the POTUS you’d at least get an MSM.
Forget the uniform for a second. In fact, forget the Navy guy.
No warm blooded, straight shooting, American man has ever been authorized to wear the shoes Bill has on!
Most excellent observation. Can’t believe I missed that. Had to scroll back up. Wait, what? Bill was wearing shoes? I had scanned no lower than hideous pant-suit.
He is going bowling. He also has matching balls.
I think those are actually Hildabeast’s.
Just saw ALL you guys beat me to it.
Anchors are jacked up, the stars on his NAM are incorrect, ribbons in the wrong order, skimmer badge not parallel to medals, cover doesn’t fit. He’s a hot mess.
The only thing I can think of is that maybe he thought dressing up for a memorial day(?) parade was still good even next to a candidate.
And yes, his uniform is jacked up. It’s not bad enough to laugh at, but it’s bad enough to bug me in lots of little ways. (all of them already mentioned)
IMO, the worst of it is the cover. I can’t even force myself to wear a civilian cap off to the side like that–It’s programmed too deep. Sometimes I even catch myself doing the two-finger measure.
Yeah, first thing that hit me was the cocked cover and then the shades.
Marlon Brando as the motorcycle hoodlum in “The Wild One”.
Looks like a soup sandwich. I look and see arrogance. Kinda like, “Look at me, I’ with these two losers so I can dress any way I want.”
The cover cocked to the side might be the way he wore his dixie cup, but it ain’t the way you wear the CPO’s cover.
Uniform is not tailored, AT ALL.
He looks like an idiot.
And I can probably cook better than he does. So there.
I’m amazed you guys got to the soup sandwich.
I can’t get past Bill’s pink shirt and powder-blue shoes……
I figured out what the main issue is here, he is a cocksucker.
This E-7 shows no respect for the uniform, regardless of being retired he should have been squared away.
Jit-bag.
Not a chief. No way, no how, F no. I opened the page, scrolled down to his collar and can tell by his anchors that there is no way this guy is a real chief. That’s all I needed to see because no Chief messes those up, not from the moment you learn how to wear them.
I don’t think it’s the same guy in dress blues in the Wiki photo. Facial structure is different – round cheeks instead of pronounced cheekbones, for one thing.
Not the same guy. FAKE!!!
EX, it was confirmed by Chiefs that new him on some other Chief pages. He was a cook at the WH and they stay there as long as they want. He now works for HC.
Hmm… the guy in whites has a fatter face. That may be what threw me off. When you can’t see the other features, like eyebrows, it does make a difference.
Good lord I knew as soon as this appeared, TAH would be ON FIRE. As well as SV. How many FOIA’s are in on all this now? Heh…
Only thing that could make it worse is Fonda marching with them…
Hi guys,
I’m not military but even I knew that something was off with this guy’s presentation. I live in SD and see Navy uniforms quite frequently…condo residents, friends’ husbands…like I said, even I could see it was off and SLOPPY as all hell! I almost emailed this site but I figured you all would be on it and you do not disappoint!!
Hey Patricia, thanks for piping up. Personally, I’ve seen WWII vets wearing their old uniforms better on memorial day.
Slightly OT = may I say that YOU people writing these comments are THE funniest,. cleverest, most snarky sarcastic irreverent bastards I have ever encountered, and I love you for it! Keep it up, and never cut an ayhole any slack.
When you have time, J3, go back to 2013 and 2014 and peruse those threads. At times, some of us were up all night guarding the Fortress that is TAH against Invaders.
But be warned: you need a lot of adult beverages and a lot of free time to follow it all.
Also be warned that adult beverages and a lot of free time were the cause of many posts!
If your uniform is so jacked up people think you are a phony, that’s on you.
I like the shoes.
80’s Vanilla Ice.
Or a “Banana Republic” Admiral.
Either way, the chief of All-Points Logistics’ new International Relation’s Department.
He must have been wearing the dark shades inside a dark room at night in a hole under a rock when he put his collar brass on. Man what an eyesore..Cocky little bitch look on his face too. Looks like some junta General from some far southern country paying a visit for some money to prop up his cause. Total disgrace…
Junta general! That’s exactly what has been niggling at the back of my sodden braincase. He looks like a junta general! You nailed it.
Aside from this guy being as screwed up as a football bat, I believe they all forgot what Memorial Day is really about.
Its not about making a political statement or walking in a parade.
The day is to honor and reflect on the ultimate price our fallen warriors have paid.
And nobody says anything about the shoes Bill is wearing with that suit??
Yeesh!
Oh that’s just “Fat Leonard”. He’s been contributing to Hillary’s foundation.
Concentrating solely on awards alone:
1. Ribbons on right side of uniform should be arranged top down, inboard to outboard. His are the opposite. Also, the E devices on his Battle “E” Ribbon should be centered.
2. His top medal is a Navy Achievement Medal. The 3/16″ bronze stars on the medal should be 5/16″ gold stars and they should be centered on the cloth suspension ribbon of the medal.
3. The way he has mounted the medals on the uniform makes it difficult to identify everything that he is wearing, but I was able to spot the following in there:
– Navy Achievement Medal
– Navy Good Conduct Medal
– Armed Forces Expeditionary Medal
– National Defense Service Medal
– Southwest Asia Service Medal
– Global War on Terrorism Expeditionary Medal
– Global War on Terrorism Service Medal
– Armed Forces Reserve Medal
– Military Outstanding Volunteer Service Medal
– Kuwait Liberation Medal (Kuwait)
There is also something in between the Southest Asia Service Medal and Kuwait Liberation Medal that I can’t identify because the medallion is not fully visible.
4. The National Defense Service Medal should take precedence over the Armed Forces Expeditionary Medal. Also the Military Outstanding Volunteer Service Medal should take precedence over the Armed Forces Reserve Medal.
Aside from that, the poorly fitting Dress White Coat, collar insignia placement, cocked hat, sunglasses and bad haircut stick out like a sore thumb.
How does a cook in the White House get a SWA or a Kuwait Liberation Medal?
Obviously, he didn’t spend his entire career assigned to the White House staff as a Culinary Specialist. He clearly had a fair amount of time in the Fleet.
Retired E-7 or not, no self-respecting CHIEF would ever go out looking like a bag of hammered ass like that.
DING DING DING DING DING WINNAR IS YOU!!!
Here is the SNOPES article on this story. seems legit after reading through it. http://www.snopes.com/clinton-memorial-day-actor/
We are supposed to be honoring those who have passed away in service of their country, and you have wide load Hillary waving and smilling to the crowd.
I wonder if Bill has any cigars with him?
That headgear is worn by none other then a NAVY midshipman- ie Navy ACADEMY!!!
Umm…no. It’s a Navy Chief Petty Officer’s cap. I have no problem calling out turds, but let’s a least try be accurate with what we write.
middies….oh no you dint!
This guy is truly a disgrace to all the Navy cooks that have served honorably… way to go cookie!
I did not read all the comments above, so this may be old news.
Don, “The Hair” Shipley has given this guy a “Good to Go” in this video. And he chews a little of our asses in the process:
OK…well I never said he was a poser, but I’m willing to take a spankering just the same. Maybe my favorite Milfy PAWG will deliver it.
Okay, but if I wore my bucket hat crooked like that, my ass would have been handed to me in less time than it takes to mention it.
The Hatch Act, DoD Directive 1344.10, “Political Activities by Members of the Armed Forces” and are what prohibit personnel in uniform from supporting any candidate in their official capacity and while in uniform.
http://www.naus.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/DoDDirective1344.pdf.pdf
E3.3. EXAMPLES OF PROHIBITED POLITICAL ACTIVITIES
E3.3.3. Participate in partisan political management, campaigns, or conventions
(except as a spectator when not in uniform), or make public speeches in the course
thereof.
E3.3.14. March or ride in a partisan political parade.
http://archive.defense.gov/news/newsarticle.aspx?id=45542
Applies to active duty.
I’m taking the spanking from Master Chief Shipley.
And as for the jaunty cover, obviously if you have the attitude to go with it, nobody’s gonna say jack.
Except for a few thousand guys on the Internet……