Robert Brooks news
We first wrote about Robert E. Brooks last year when someone sent us his records. It looked as though he had pumped up his records while he was still on active duty, even though his records didn’t need any embellishment. After a year of denying any shenanigans, he finally pleaded guilty in court this Spring to fabricating much of his military awards records. He faces a year in jail, but the judge, Stephanie Rose, was contemplating probation instead of jail. Well, as part of his pre-sentencing conditions, he couldn’t have guns in his home. Brooks didn’t seem impressed by those terms;
On Tuesday, he admitted to federal Judge Stephanie Rose that, while awaiting sentencing, he had failed to comply with a court order requiring him to get rid of his guns. Prosecutors said probation officers made several home visits and, in late April, discovered about two dozen firearms, “thousands of rounds of ammunition” and smoke grenades.
Prosecutors argued Mr. Brooks should have his pretrial supervision revoked. Assistant U.S. Attorney Richard Westphal said the violation deserved a contempt sanction from the judge and a two-day weekend jail sentence. Mr. Brooks had an “over 30-year pattern of providing false information about his military record” and continued to lie even after he was caught, Mr. Westphal said.
Smooth move, Exlax. When the judge is trying to help you out, you probably shouldn’t moon her. So, the judge sentenced him to home confinement with an ankle bracelet and 20 hours of community service before his sentencing in August. I really want to stop writing about this guy, but he keeps screwing up.
Category: Crime
I get that he got pounded by the judge, but I’m missing under what circumstances the judge told him to get rid of his firearms.
Maybe I’m a little off this morning, but was he found guilty of a misdemeanor offense or were there felony implications here?
Agreed. He is a shithead but whats with the removing guns crap? Was he violent or threaten people or what?
The judge told him to get rid of his firearms just to kiss obamas ass and make points !!
I wonder how he’ll fuck himself next? Maybe he’s getting advice from a non-CPO listed as “Not Eligible to Practice Law”?
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Is that a banana hammock around his neck? Just sayin’
Some of his men’s room encounters require a “both hands free” approach, so yeah, thus the need for a dick sling.
Just visited the old thread, This is the clown who had the “expert archivist” vouch for him. This is the guy who claimed he was “put in” for the CMOH but it was denied, probably with a two-inch stamp in red ink. Asshole. I like the way he maintained his innocence and denied any wrongdoing–right up to the moment he said “Guilty” and took the bargain. A real stand up guy. Asshole.
It’s just the MOH…. because, yeah, screw congress…..
Not to mention getting the boot and an equivalent of an OTH as a LT with 18 years of service.
That’s a special breed of shitbag right there.
Tool.
Moronic behavior in the flesh…
Maybe old Bobbo is lonely and wants to meet some new “friends” with names like Bubba, Thor, Julio and Mr. “Tiny”? IF he keeps on mooning the judge, his dreams just may come true…
Oh, BTW – fuck you Robert Brooks, you banana hammock wearing taint tickler!
I loved the line “I’m going on what I was told I was awarded”. Like he just got 3 Silver Stars mailed to him with no return address. He has a real record anyone would be proud of, but it’s just not enough I guess.
Cocksucker.