Proof of life

I keep hearing that a gaggle of boobs is saying they scared me away from TAH, or that I’ve been fired, or on a mission for MS13.   The last one makes perfect sense because I don’t speak Spanish, have 20/400 vision, can’t even speed without getting caught and only shot expert when I had an ACOG.  But I digress.

The truth is I am just busy as hell.  Main reason is the little creature who came into my house and keeps pooping and screaming.  As a result, I try to sleep about 10 hours a day.

Also, my travel schedule is beyond ridiculous.  Like, nearly constant.  In the past month I’ve been to Lake Havasu Arizona, Louisville Kentucky, Freedom Indiana (to interview the real Forrest Gump, MOH Sammy Davis) and Gainesville Texas.  Then this past weekend I went to Dallas.  Next week I am in Ely, Minnesota, 2 weeks later at SW Minnesota State, then a day off and Radford Virginia for a week.  Then Newnan, GA, DC for 10 days, then the Grand Canyon and Louisville again.  So literally I am on the road about 75% of the time.

So apologies on not many posts.  As I need not tell you (those of you rational anyway) I don’t get paid to blog here, and kids aren’t cheap.  (Did you know they shit about 9 times a day?  And did you know my wife somehow never smells it and accidentally hands me the baby immediately afterward?)

So here I am today with proof of life, and to drop some knowledge on you.

Musical tastes are different for everyone.  Obviously Irish Punk is the best, but there’s a few other songs out there that are highly underrated.  I’m telling you what the Top 10 are.  If you disagree with them, you clearly are wrong.  (I’m told I order you people around and you do whatever I say, so from now on, these are your favorite songs.)

#1)  Bad Touch, Bloodhound Gang

Classic song. It has monkeys, midgets, doggie style, and the redhead that would be my second wife if I were to ever live through the first one.

#2) Brimful of Asha, Coronership

Somehow I missed this song when it came out. I think I was in Bosnia. But whoever wants to argue that you don’t need a bosom for a pillow really needs to check their selves.

#3) Sail, AWOL Nation

I don’t know man, something about this song makes me want to just run through a brick wall. The Vikings trailer with it made me want to take to the seas and invade Angleland.

#4) Run Around, Blues Traveller

You could argue which song of Blues Traveller to use here, but you have to include them. John Popper had a heart attack in a hot tub during a threesome. That means you make every list forever.

#5) What’s up, 4 Non Blondes

I find this singer chick intriguing. I honestly can’t tell if I think she’s hot, or just a dirty hippie. But the song is straight $$$.

#6) Stubborn Love, Lumineers

This may be sneaky my favorite non-Irish song of all time. Probably my favorite band on regular radio right now too.

#7) Johnny I Hardly Knew Ya, Dropkick Murphys

You didn’t for a second think this would be Irish free did you? I cut it down to only 2 Irish songs, but this is another one that gets me fired up.

#8) The Impression That I Get, Mighty Mighty Boston’s

The pride of Beantown, it always amazed me these guys didn’t become bigger than they are. This song is straight fire.

#9) Steady as She Goes, The Raconteurs

This song isn’t much on lyrics, but the sound is just kick ass.

10) Within a Mile of Home, Flogging Molly

Every workout playlist should end with this one. If you don’t listen to it, you are probably a communist.

So anyway, those are the top 10 underrated songs of all time.

And if you disagree, you are probably a member of ISIS.

In truth, just wanted to check in, since some folks had emailed to make sure I was good. I am, all is great in my life. Jonn owns and runs the best military blog on the internet, so I try not to screw it up with my jackassery too often, but did want to check in with y’all.

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