More Ineffectual “Sabre-Rattling” by Lil’ Kim
Well, the results of the Dork of NorK’ s latest episode of sabre-rattling have been released. And it again looks like the “man” is probably going to need to have a public execution or two to soothe his injured feelings.
Three days ago, Emmentaler-boi’s missile minions conducted two tests of the Musudan – North Korea’s new IRBM, likely the “big guy’s” second favorite missile after the one that’s his namesake (more about that later). Intelligence reports regarding these tests have now been made public.
The results? Both missiles apparently blew up shortly after launch..
Oopsie.
This makes the number of successful Musudan by Lil’ Kim’s missile program precisely zero. I’m sure that’s not exactly what the “big guy” wanted to hear.
Further: results from recent testing of ND:tBF’s favorite (and namesake) missile, the No Dong, haven’t been much better. One test of the Scud-C-derived No Dong held last month was similarly unsuccessful, with that missile also exploding after launch. (A second No Dong test last month was apparently successful.)
That’s 1 for 5 for the last 5 major NorK missile tests. My guess is that this means there will be some significant opportunities for “upward mobility” within the NorK missile program in the near-term future.
No word yet on how Fatboy Kim will calm his massive bulk after these latest two rather spectacular failures. While a public execution or several is probably a given, the method to be used is anyone’s guess. But it’s a good bet it will be gruesome and novel.
And he can always down a few more kilograms of Emmentaler to make himself feel better. What does he care if it means a few of his peasant comrades will have to starve for weeks in order to come up with the funds to import same?
Category: Military issues, North Korea
It’s five tests now to prove that Fatty Kim da T’ird has No Dong.
And now we know it’s true: Fatty Kim da T’ird has 5 No Dong.
Failure our not the U.S and Japan will start sending food to the Norks.
No Dong? Maybe that’s why he is mad at the world.
One of these days, the Boy-King of Norkland is going to run out of relatives to use for artillery targets. Whatever will he do then? Abdicate the throne and let his hot sister take over?
He’d have more luck with the technology of Estes Model Rockets.
As Estes Rockets use solid fuel, this is actually pretty accurate.
5 Dong? 5 No Dong?
Somewhere there’s a joke about either North or South piasters waiting in the wings.
As in: You souvenir me one time or 5 Dong getcha one can Ham&MF’ers.
Claw: in Korea (well, South Korea anyway), a dong is a smallish administrative district. There was one east of Seoul about 20km or so named “Suk-Chon Dong”. It was next to a small US camp. (smile)
Maybe that fact (e.g., having the dong as an administrative unit) explains why Korea is so densely populated. (smile)
Hondo, all I remember about the word “dong” in Vietnam is that it had something to do with their piaster monetary system. I never had any of it. Our routine was to give some MPC to the Assistant Platoon Sergeant each month and I guess the MPC got converted over to piasters, then the hooch maids got their pay that way.
As far as Korea, all I know about it is my brother did three tours over there and brought home a wife from his last tour who immediately divorced him, leaving him as a sole parent, and moved to Cleveland never to be heard from again.
(Smile)
my brother did two tours over there. Thankfully, he’d just divorced some dumb broad he met in a bar out in California and listened to his troops and my advice. Heh.
Lil Kimmy must all sorts of fuckery going on over there. I wager the engineers involved are now meatcicles