Fatass Fuhrer’s Proxy Phallus Fails
North Korea tested a missile yesterday (our time – the test occurred on 15 April in Korea). The test was in honor of the 104th birthday of North Korea’s “eternal president”, Kim Il-Sung.
The test was reportedly a failure.
The missile tested yesterday reportedly used the same engine as the SLBM North Korea tested last year. That earlier test also failed.
No word on who ND:tBF, AKA the Dork of NorK AKA Ementaller-boi AKA Fatboy Kim, will have executed next to soothe his massive bulk’s irritated nerves. However, since this was the same type of rocket engine that failed previously, I’d be very worried if I’d ever worked on designing/building/installing that engine.
Category: North Korea
Annnnddd I’ll just trot this out again because it makes me giggle every single time.
http://myfunnymemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Kim-Jong-un-Has-The-Little-Man-Syndrome-In-Comic-By-Phillip-Jackson.jpg
Chip:
My son got back from Korea at the beginning of March. The last time you put this up I sent it to him and he loved it. Thanks for making me chuckle again!
Title should have been:
“Phatass Phuhrer’s Proxy Phallus Phails like a Phart in the Wind.”
😀
How big of a chunk of cheese wil tubby ‘lil NDtBF need to chow on to calm himself down this time?
All the cheese in Nork. Since he’s the fattest kid in the country it’s obvious no one else is getting any.
THAT’s why we haven’t seen Heavy Chevy!
He’s locked in hand to hand combat with Fat boi Kim over the cheese!
That visual is too cheesy for me.
I’m thinking his single serving of cheese is measured in metric tons. Then he washes it down with tremendous amounts of exlax. I’d hate to be the one to burn the latrine after he visits. /sarc/ As far as who gets whacked next, and you know someone will, if I was a senior member of the military with no living relatives, I would consider getting a compass and head my ass toward the south. He certainly dresses nicely, though. Maybe gifts from China or Russia. I’d like to have more knowledge of his inner security circle, those he most relies on to protect him. I’ve heard many of them are women. I’m thinking members of that group have familial ties. Those without familial ties have less to lose and perhaps more inclined to revolt.
Supposedly this is the same missile the Norks sold to the ayatollahs. Bet they’re real happy to hear they spend millions on a missile that works poorly.
Isn’t that what Trump was going on about? We would sell missles to Iran that don’t work so we get all this money and they get cheap crap?
Looks like Fatboi beat him to the punch.
Wanna bet the guy who is supposed to push the red button calls in sick?
Gee whiz, it’s tax my asp day and I’ve been focused on stuff like that, which doesn’t count. I missed all the good stuff.
But fear not, my peeps. I have loads of cheese in the fridge and Fatty Kim da T’ird will not get his sweaty palms on any of it.
Neither will Hevvy Chevvy.
I found video of Chevy fighting Kim over the last hunk of cheese
Did they check the fuel level in that missile before they launched it?
Probably. It wasn’t launched from south Florida.
Oooh WAIT!!! What if the news of it being a failed launch was fabricated by the evil Capitalist Western Media? Maybe THIS could have happened, it could have come from either North Korea’s propaganda news Agency, CollegeHumor OR from UC Berserkely:
Good guess A P I. I’ll take U C Berserkely for $100.
It’s we FOOLS who worry about the Commies, so said the 100 watt bulb with broken filaments.
Hell of a story – the last SBD dive bomber pilot alive from the Battle of Midway:
http://www.valleynewslive.com/home/headlines/Last-surviving-American-dive-bomber-from-battle-of-Midway-turns-100-371286561.html