Tuesdays with Claymore
Suddenly this douche loves capitalism?
As if this were the only thing
Super Delegates to the rescue!!
…we have to make room for these positions – 2016 Edition
Apparently the Clinton’s are now raging racists
Suing to allow you to buy into a failed system?
Guess they don’t know who Mattis is…muahahahaha
Uber for women…they’ll be the cars with the bumpers all eff’d up and late everywhere
Bobblehead Al doesn’t like Bill
Ah yes…the Bush stolen election shit again
More boo-hoo for Gyno-Americans
Getting a little contesty up in here
In the meantime, Outlander has boobs and screwing
Shouldn’t this really be “Hail Stalin”?
Category: Tuesdays with Claymore
The first entry in this week’s dose of incredibly stupid stuff is the litany of “government-funded” and “government-provided” things and services for which we should lay supine in gratitude to government. Government is a benevolent and selfless deity, all deserving of out praise and without whose divine acts we could not exist. All hail government. I should point out that governments, whether autocratic, theocratic, democratic, socialistic, fascist, or communist bestow on the governed all of the magnanimous blessings listed. One wonders what the hell was wrong with our Founding Fathers that prompted them to require a Bill of Rights in the face of such inherent government goodness.
But they love that Gubmint money that they get for being SJW’s, don’t they?
What scares me is that there were some sane rebuttals to the stupid.
Is DU, dare I say it, slowly coming to its senses?
You should see the “Jesus was a socialist” garbage they trot out in companion with that list…
The Mammy piece was news to me in two ways. I didn’t know about the Delasio/Wide Load exchange and I learned a new phrase: colored-people time. Actually, I had to google “CP Deblasio Clinton” to learn what CP means. The NYT broke the code for me but I still don’t know what the phrase means. Don’t anyone enlighten me, thanks, Some things I prefer not to know.
Go to the UK and ask what “Irish time” is. I first became aware of a similar phrase almost 50 years ago when I lived in a town which referred to “Indian time.”
The phrase only exists because my wife is shy about having her name bandied about, otherwise it would be named after her. We tell her dinner is at 2 so we can have family meals at 4.
My brother-in-law calls it Mormon central time. We also have to tell my mother-in-law that dinner is two hours earlier than it really is so that she will get there on time.
The primary season has made those poor bastards even less competent than they would normally appear, some of them have just dropped off the deep end.
When reading some of the posters over there you find certain ones wildly amusing one of my favorites is a truly pretend tough guy who loves to tell wild stories about telling people off at dinner parties and such and how he dominates those limp wristed conservatives with his superior intellect and toughness and then he refuses to head over to DU’s sister site and discuss how tough he is because he can’t control who gets banned and who doesn’t he prefers to stay safely protected at DU. The poor bastard doesn’t even realize most folks laugh at his cowardice behind his back at DU in spite of his dreams to the contrary. TLC could make a killing putting a goPro on that guy and watching him prance about his daily life.
Their whole dream world of DU exists as a safe space for their tender and fragile egos.
We used to call that the “…then everyone applauded” posts because the writer usually ended their screed with some nonsensical bullshit about the people around them nodding in agreement or clapping in approval. We parodied some of those posts and if I’m being honest, the parodies were oftentimes indistinguishable from the “real” ones. God help me.
Classic case of the Gamma psyche in action.
VOV – You talking about Lars??