Weekend open thread

| January 1, 2016

It’s Friday, isn’t it? So here’s your first open thread of the year!

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Claw

FIRST !!

Claw

Got a Twofer streak going.

Claw

Chip? Chip?

Hmmm, Crickets.

ChipNASA

Sorry I was on vacation
Back to work and Back to TAH. Happy New Year to all you buttheads.
😡

ChipNASA

WTF?? 🙂
(Not angry, sleepy.)

AskAMarine

“A”= ALPHA, AS IN FIRST!

(Does this count? After all, don’t we use Alpha in the Call signs?)

Claw

Nope, sorry, buddy, but ALPHA doesn’t count./smile

See Chapter 1,Section 4(D)(c)of the rule book (15 August 2015 edition) as it pertains to proper usage of the phonetic alphabet in WOT comments.

Reb

I’m never going to be FIRST an an ? it makes me ?, but, I WILL SURVIVE ?

AW1Ed

In the top 5!

AW1Ed

Actually 2nd, as Claw three-peated. Look it up, it’s in the rules.

Airdale USN

2016!!!!

sapper3307

Its 2016 and Danial (no gas) Bernath’s clock is ticking. We cant wait for the next court date.

Reb

Sapper, that can’t be right…? said my times running out. I’m sure my doctors said 4-6 years.

sapper3307

Don’t get in a vehicle of any type that Bernath is operating or let him represent you in a court of law and you will live long and prosper my friend.

Reb

Sapper..wish my doctor would surprise me and change his diagnosis. I did beat his last time frame. I think its my granddaughter that keeps me fighting. I’m sure not leaving her alone and I did promise to be at her graduation. I don’t break any promise to her.

Ten Bears

Advice for the coming year:

Either change by free choice (voluntarily) when it becomes evident that the law of diminishing returns is starting. If not, then be forced to change because the direction of the project or the relationship has simply deteriorated so far that it is becoming ruinous.

Green Thumb

And here I was thinking that it was time to double down.

Ten Bears

Calculate the rate of return for the effort involved in doubling down.

Reb

Thanks… Great advice!

fsckity-fsck

John Giduck – the 2016 turd with a 1916 face!

Skippy

and my Heeler Dumped many Turds all over the yard on New Year’s Eve
I wonder if they are related?????

Claw

Cold out here in my part of the territory yesterday. High temperature topped out at minus one.

Overnight low was somewhere between minus 14 and minus 17.

Cold,Damn cold. We’re talking Bastogne on New Year’s Day 1945 cold.

Starting to get a southerly wind this afternoon, so we may get this valley inversion scoured out this weekend.

AW1Ed

Barry’s closing the gun show loophole, forcing criminals to undergo a NICS background check prior to the behind the strip mall firearms transaction.
Thank you Barry!

Ex-PH2

Does that apply to stealing weapons out of boxcars on the side rails, too?

AW1Ed

That would actually be theft, which as I recall is illegal. Barry’s EO, however, would compel the seller of the purloined boxcar firearms to perform the background check on the prospective buyer(s), ensuring eligibility prior to the actual transaction.
This will occur exactly never.
Thank you Barry!

Thunderstixx

He is calling for bomb free zones in and around all gun free zones too.
Nice to know he solved the problem isn’t it…
I hate everything about that man and his entire group of klowne krewe sycophantic ass reamers and kissers…

streetsweeper

Beat Probie to it…

AW1Ed

12/29/2015

Petition for Disbarment by Deputy Trial Counsel

THE STATE BAR OF CALIFORNIA’S PETITION FOR DISBARMENT AFTER DEFAULT FOR FAILURE

Happy New Year, Danny!

Eden

Standing by with bated breath for the other shoe to drop. . .

Reb

Eden, please, with the luck I’ve had, I’m afraid that shoe will fall on MY head…still hurts after my granddaughter caught me off guard while BO fighting and put stitches in my head. How about waiting for a slipper to fall,..

Pineywoods NCO
Reb

It’s such a masterpiece, but I’m waiting for the Supreme Court’s “DISBARRED” ?????

Ex-PH2

Thank you for sharing that, Pineywoods.

Reb

Pineywoods,
Although I do have a brain, I never thought to search the dockets… I got more info from the link you shared then looking up the fellas file.
All those motions to buy time and I thought he wrote “I’m RETIRED AND DON’T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THAT STUPID BITCH TAKING AWAY MY LICENSE”.
If I said that in court, “contempt and a nice fat fine”. I’m always a lady in court but, against him…I’ll bring my checkbook ?

Pineywoods NCO

Thanks for the support, but as much as I love that first link, this one proves to me how much of an overgrown child that this prodigy of Phil and Paul truly is.

http://members.calbar.ca.gov/courtDocs/14-O-00699.pdf

And Daniel, since you are probably grumbling about this hate you have towards us…consider this:

You never have been and will never be a CPO. You are like Deserea Hopkins…a lowlife form of scum who although we have now information on your possible mailing address, I will not and I encourage others not to waste the postage to write a heartfelt letter to tell you that you are still a dumbass.

Reb

PINE..your in big trouble now! Bernaths rules are:
Can’t post his name, say bad things, especially that he’s not a CPO or a disgraced attorney. I fear for your safety..I’ll send my 11 year old granddaughter over and if he shows up, she’ll kick his ass. Can’t arrest a minor who was protecting a elder. I would love to see that on video and add it to YouTube…

Ex-PH2

Crap, missed it! I was busy reviewing some stuff sent to me from a foreigner in another land. It was difficult to interpret the meaning of it, because it was written in Gibberish, an ancient language that requires the full use of a dictionary for each and every word and phrase.

Oh, well! Happy WOT, and may the gods of war smile on you all!

SFC D

But was it authentic frontier gibberish?

Ex-PH2

Frontier gibberish? No, that would actually make sense.

I’m not sure what it was trying to say other than ‘discover’ and ‘danger’ (unspecified). Those two words were somewhat clear. I’ll just have to find a translator.

Claw

No COLA this year for my Reduced Pay for Reduced Service pay as well as no COLA for my Social Security Benefit.

I was planning on utilizing the COLA to pay for the extra popcorn and hard limeade I am going to consume once the DRG AAR is published. Now I’ll have to dip into my 50 cents a day allowance to pay for the popcorn/adult beverages.

IDC SARC

No military retiree COLA either, gotta love it cuz I can’t do anything about it

only getting less than a percent on my federal salary, but I’m due a step raise

portfolio isn’t moving at an impressive pace either

Ex-PH2

I know, and there is a financial forecaster who is predicting a rise in commodities prices in the middle of this year.
Stock the pantry and freezer now. Use Gasbuddy a lot.
It was nice while it lasted, wasn’t it?

Claw

Pantry and freezer(s) are overstocked now.
Just filled the 34 gallon fuel tank($2.02 a gallon) on the pick-up on Thursday when I went for my payday haircut.

So, let’s see. Round trip on early Sunday mornings to the Wally World is 12 miles. Truck averages 12 MPG. Four Sundays per month, so I should not have to top off the tank again until mid August 2016. Wonder what the price of fuel will be then?

Ah, life is good when you apply the six P principle to everyday activities.

Ex-PH2

Considering that the single payment bill (S.2251) is in committee for review, it’s entirely possible that any rise in prices of commodities or prepared goods (e.g., gas, foodstuffs, poultry) will refute the ‘no need for a COLA’.
Wouldn’t it be nice if bodaprez leaves his orifice with egg on his face over this?

Reb

As soon as spring hits. I’ll start my garden. I’m canning strawberry, apricot jam and apple butter. Then the vegetables, pickles, sour and sweet. Frozen bananas, straw berries and everything else I can get for free…Yum

Ex-PH2

I’m just going to go to the produce markets and pick-your-own farms and buy the stuff in bulk. The squirrels won’t leave my tomatoes alone. They stole my cucumbers last summer. The ants stole the seeds for parsley right out of the pot they were planted in. It’s simpler to just go where people have more room and no squirrels. But yes, strawberries, raspberries, pickling cucumbers, tomatoes, etc.

Reb

Canning and freezing is fun for us. Usually during winter and spring we cook for a few days straight. Triple batches of Lasagne, enchiladas, etc. We cut into single meals and freeze. We make 300 egg rolls, won tons and other snack foods for the summer. Way to hot to cook here. Each egg roll aka lumpia is double wrapped in plastic wrap. They get hungry, toss it in deep fryer. It’s fun because everyone helps and have favorite meals. Ten pound prime rib frozen in a 200• oven for eight hours. We bought a cooker on TV and it’s 20 min per pound. SO GOOD

A Proud Infidel®™

Yeah, BUT Clowngress has found money to relocate muzzie activists (*OOPS* refugees) to the US AND give themselves a raise.

Like they say in the Deep South, “Bless their hearts”.

Ex-PH2

Government employees, however, do get a 1.3% pay raise, while those non-government retired employees on fixed income do not.

Reb

COLA aka Cost of Living Increase. My little one asked if your buying stock in Coke…no but I bet they wish they did. So, whats it mean…Sweetie, gramma hasn’t seen one in so long, but I told her. So, when I get older no COLA OR SS for us.
YUP…think about what you want to be in the future….

nbcguy54ACTUAL

Mowed the backyard yesterday – kept losing the dog.

WTF!

IDC SARC

I peed on everything, this thread is mine.

Tom Huxton

I spit in the popcorn;
enjoy the movie.

IDC SARC

I’m scanning my popcorn, if I find your epithelial cells I can clone you…unfortunately I only have possum ‘possum ova, it could get interesting

Tom Huxton

…… a possum who is a natural-born leader of fighting men and likes to fish.

IDC SARC

Indeed

Green Thumb

I just walked my dog.

And he just dropped his first huge, oozy and steaming pile of Phil Monkress of the New Year in the PARK. Not my neighbor’s yard.

But either way, that huge, oozy and steaming pile of Phil Monkress is not only taking up space that other piles of legitimate shit could be using, but just waiting for the unsuspecting taxpayer to step into it.

Happy New Year.

And folks of TAH, always watch were you step. You DO NOT want to track Phil Monkress all over your carpet, porch or any thing else.

Just a word to the wise.

Be safe.

AskAMarine

Didn’t you do this on Christmas Day? 🙂

Green Thumb

I do it every day.

I will tell you that I am not looking forward to when the snow thaws.

Can you imagine how much Phil Monkress I will have to scoop up?

I may need TAH to take up a donation for my therapy sessions.

That much Phil Monkress can change a man forever….

Pineywoods NCO

Here’s to the therapy, GT…because in the words of a great man, you are what you eat and Phil Monkress, Daniel Bernath and Deserea Hopkins can all go eat shit.

Reb

I’m game..

Sj

I’m anxious for a Green Thumb report on how big the steaming pile was on his poor neighbor’s yard

Sj

We posted at the same minute!

GDContractor

LOL. Excellent timing!

I want to know if you got those sticks transferred to your son. Looks like O intends to make it more difficult.

Sj

I tried to post on that thread. You were right. My FFL stayed on phone 30 min with UPS til he got the right person that said FFL to FFL for long guns can go ground. Pistols have to go next day/2 day air though.

AskAMarine

To All Those Who HAD to Embellished Their Military Service (and you know who I am talking about) or are planning to do so in 2016:

“Everyone has a job to do. Every man serves the whole. The Ordnance is needed to supply the guns. The Quartermaster is needed to bring up the food and clothes for us, for where we are going there’s not a hell of a lot to steal. Every last man in the mess hall, even the guy that heats the water to keep us from getting diarrhea, has a role to play. Even the Chaplain is important, for if we get killed and he is not there to bury us, we would all go to hell. We don’t want yellow cowards in the Army. They should be killed off like flies. If not, they will go back home after war, goddamn cowards, and breed more cowards. The brave men will breed more brave men. One of the bravest men I saw in the African campaign was the man I saw on a telegraph pole in the midst of furious fire…I stopped and asked him what in hell he was doing up there and he answered “Fixing the wire, Sir.”

“Isn’t it a little unhealthy up there right now?” I asked.

“Yes, Sir, but this goddamn wire has to be fixed.”

—-General George Smith Patton, Jr.

Reb

WOW! THAT WAS COOL! I never heard that and PATTON actually said that? Geez, ASK, THANKS FOR SHARING IT. Calling in the little one to read this,..

SFC D

The last platoon I had in Iraq (2007) was a pack of cable dogs. Yeah, they’re just as Patton described!

Dave Hardin

What? No picture? WTF is going on around here? Jonn is getting soft. See, this is what happens after someone tells you they Love you. Next thing ya know they expect you to do everything for them.

I told you people not to send liquor to the bunker. TSO is asleep at the wheel, Hondo is washing the grey out of his pony tail and Jonn can’t muster the energy to include a damn picture.

Lets put the kid from Berkeley in charge for a while.

Ex-PH2

Aww, quitcher bitchin’, Dave Hardass. I send Jonn pictures all the time. He’s picky about what he uses. Besides, he was on Abuela rum last night and probably watching Spanish soaps at the same time.

Give him a break.

Reb

DAMN, you are a pain in the ass…are you related to the fella who is about to lose his license or his lapdogs? I swear to BUDDHA your just as ignorant…

Ex-PH2

Try food on him, Reb. I don’t call him Hardass for nothing. Try gravy, or even a mean set of crepes. He’s a sucker for exotic, erotic dishes.

Reb

EX..how about sata, Nasi Goreng, and Krupuk.

Next day, Lumpia, Bami and I cook everything from scratch… Wait…I’m not Sharing nothing with him. The moron would think Indonesian food is for peasants living in huts.

Climb to Glory

It’s 2016 and the This Ain’t Hell site still stands. The dickless wonder Dallas Wittgenfeld may or may not be still comething. My guess is he’s either face down in a gutter somewhere with the smell of rubbing alcohol on his breath or at a truck stop bathroom servicing a random long haul trucker.
The human lawn dart Daniel A Bernath is about to get the legal equivalent of an unwanted colonoscopy. I’m sure he’s riding around his shitty neighborhood on his bike wearing a road guard vest and a brain bucket(not sure why he’d need one of those) wondering how to get back to his place of residence.
The idiot in Bethesda, Mr. Viking Blood, is probably staring at his doorless mailbox wondering what a pathetic person he has become. He is most likely hatching a scheme to shut This Ain’t Hell down once and for all. I’m sure that plan will work out swimmingly.
Forgin Frank is probably up to his usual nonsense; forging documents for fellow phonies.
Phillip Dale Monkress is probably still defrauding U.S taxpayers of money based on his false military credentials. His likes are leather, ball gags and pestering actual veterans who call him out on his bullshit claims.
Anyway, I missed the New Years post last night, so happy New Year dickweeds. I’ll raise a glass to the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse.

Just An Old Dog

Speaking of LonGDonGSlUrpEr41… When Don Shipley Confronted that raging cockmole Birdbath and the news came out he called the witless one and put him on speakerphone.
I guess rat-beard was trying to get him to back up his story about TAH “stalking vets”.
Well on the other end you can hear the purple jump suit fuckstick… “Uny Buddy der hash two pupple Harsh?”
He was drunk as Cooter Brown… Don ever asked him.. “Been hitting it a bit early today Dallas?
Some funny shit,,,,

Ex-PH2

Oh, my dog! Where is that? I knew that document written in Gibberish that I was reading came from somewhere. Is it possible that it came from the Comether?

A Proud Infidel®™

HAPPY NEW YEAR to all and yeah, since it all began, Daniel A. Bernath the Fred Phelps clone has FAILED to locate me and accused at least EIGHT innocent Men of being me. He/it has done so with others here, but I’m sure I hold the title at eight innocent accusees. *SLUUUUURRP!* 41 still hasn’t come to see me (GEE WHIZ wotta surprise!) and I know he ain’t coming, my opinion is it’s because he’s too busy servicing lonely Truckers for T-Bird and rubbing alcohol money as well as scraping up lead paint chips to garnish his Dutch Rudder Gang Cocktails!!
I’m sure that the smartest thing to come out of DallASS Witlessfart’s mouth is a penis and adult human males like Daniel A. Bernath the Fred Phelps clone are one reason that Women become lesbians!

Q: How can you tell if a member of The Dutch Rudder Gang has been in your home?

A: There are straws in the toilet and the cat is pregnant!!

Reb

PROUD…
I’M now a truck driver or his pissed off wife in Las Vegas. Claims I called (not a CPO) from the people’s home and cell phone numbers. (NOT) returned the calls and the poor lady cussed him a new asshole.

They also sent me pictures of the house, car and the guys trucking company.

I sent the people a file about NOT, as I did to 82 people and addresses all over America they posted everywhere that its me. Cost some ? but worth it.

Golly gee, we have 362 more days to play hide and seek together. TAG, YOUR IT ?

A Proud Infidel®™

My Dear Reb, HOW MANY innocent people has that Santorum-stained dingleberry on a buck-toothed inbred Swamp Donkey’s ass accused of being you? I’m up to eight and those fercoct alter cockers and shmendricks can “GEY STRASHE DI GENS!” and “Geyn baren zikh!”. 😀

Reb

Half a dozen…but for each name, I searched all over America. 74 names and nine addresses and each received a package with EVERYTHING posted, emailed, videos and pictures..plus a very good letter ?

Reb

CLIMB..
I JUST LOVE your posts on the Three Musketeers. You don’t hold back and I see such love you have for the three ?s. Keep on posting and I’ll read about the three most hated ?’s on TAH. I ? you.

Weekend Warrior in Texas

So…I am wondering what the body count is for Texas first day of open carry. I did not see any shootouts in my little town. I have also not seen anything in the news about it. Most unusual, I figured the bodies would be piling up.

Eden

I’m hearing lots of fireworks left over from last night’s festivities, but no signs of any shootouts. Perhaps Texas society has just become noticeably more polite?

Personally, I much prefer concealed carry rather than open carry for myself, but the new law protects concealed carriers in case of accidental uncovering of their carry pieces.

Weekend Warrior in Texas

Kind of the way I feel also. In case I do want to carry a large handgun, and it pokes out under my jacket/serape a bit.

GDContractor

My neighborhood Facebook group has a few dingbats that are all worked up over it. After all the drama and bullshit, one member (female CHL licensee) saw a dude in a Lowe’s with a holster under his jacket but outside his waistband. She’s ok. Lowe’s did not get shut down and SWAT did not roll out.

Thunderstixx

With Texas law it is legal to conceal a weapon in your car without any kind of a permit.
Being that this is Texas and there is a gun store for every 500 people in the state you know that most people carry guns in their cars.
So on any given day as I drive on the Houston area freeways I am surrounded by literally thousands of firearms.
I have yet to see any shootouts on the freeways either.
Every nasty thing the antigunners said will happen has failed to materialize, the only thing we can thank them for is to present soft targets of opportunity wherever those assholes demand gun control and gun free zones.
Every mass shooting has taken place in gun free zones, every last one of them…
Fuck them in the ass with a busted mop handle.

Ex-PH2

And yet, in Chicago, the number of shootings on the various expressways has risen from ZERO in the 1970s to 27+ since April 2014.

http://www.nbcchicago.com/traffic/transit/Tow-Truck-Targeted-in-Dan-Ryan-Expressway-Shooting-322658162.html

This is in Chicago, the city with gun control laws so strict, you could stick a pencil in that black hole of legislation and it would never reappear.

Dave Hardin

The 308 Magnum, yes it is bad ass. I am tired of answering this question over and over. I get it, some people don’t understand what it is, no problem. The problem is, too many think they know what they are talking about when they don’t have a clue. Bottom line, a while back Springfield came up with a round that was exactly the same caliber as the Winchester 308. The cartridge was just longer. Because it was longer it held more powder and could therefore propel a heavier bullet faster. Firing a 308 Magnum is a blast, but you don’t have to use more powder and a heavier round. You can get the same weight bullet with the same powder charge and it will fire exactly the same as a regular 308. When you do that it is no more or less powerful or accurate than any other 308. Its just a 308. When you use a heavier bullet and more powder it does become more powerful and slightly less accurate at distance. Not by a huge amount, but it is noticeable. If you use exactly the same bullet with more powder you get greater range. You can not fire a 308 Magnum round out of a regular 308. It wont fit, it is about a half an inch too long, it will not chamber. For those of you that have never heard of the 308 Magnum let me introduce you to the 30.06. (thirty ought six). Yes, that’s right. The Thirty Ought Six is just a 308 with more powder capacity. In fact, the 30.06 was around before the 308. They are named accordingly. Springfield came out with the 30.06 in 1906 and Winchester, the 308 in 1908. If you shoot exactly the same bullet and charge out of either one of them you will get exactly the same result. The 308 is not more accurate than the 30.06, that is simply nonsense. The only reason they perform any different is because you are not using the same round. If you change the bullet weight and charge of… Read more »

Silentium Est Aureum

Taurus Judge. When you want everyone in the room shitting themselves BEFORE you start firing.

Accept no substitute.

sj

Amen. Love mine. Can’t imagine how long it would take to regain hearing if fired inside. I forgot ear pro once outside and I didn’t hear crap for 2 days.

OAE CPO USN Ret

On that note, I’m re-designating the .303 British the 30-06 Short.

😀

Perry Gaskill

Would that make a .300 WinMag a 30-06 Long?

Weekend Warrior in Texas

Long and fat…With a belt at the head…no, just call it a 300 Win Mag. This is like comparing the 257 Roberts (developed from the 7mm Mauser cartridge) with a 25-06 (developed from the 30-06 cartridge which was developed from the 7mm Mauser cartridge). Ballistically they are similar, the only reason I can think of for the 25-06 existence is the capacity of the older rifles (model 91-95 Mausers mostly) being able to handle a higher pressure round. Same with 7mm Mauser & 7mm-08.

Dave Hardin

Nothing at all wrong with the 300WM. I shoot long distance for sport. My rant was motivated by the endless and senseless debate over which is better.

Once a high velocity bullet drops to subsonic speed it becomes somewhat less predictable. The 300WM does that about 100 meters after the 30.06. The 308 about 100 meters before the 30.06.

All three of them remain supersonic past the 1,000 meter mark. All three of them are just as accurate at that range with a shooter that knows their weapon and proper dope for conditions.

All three of them will shoot to 1500 meters, none of them will be supersonic at that range. The 338 Lapua does add about 500 meters of advantage over all three becoming subsonic around 1800 meters.

I shoot all three, my preference is the 30.06 just because I like being the smartass. Nothing makes me happier than showing up with a $300 Mossberg Patriot 30.06 (Walnut Stock) with a cheap Vortex scope and proving idiots to be, well, Idiots.

OAE CPO USN Ret

338 Lapua Magnum. I got to fire a rifle chambered in that round. Thanks to the fine optics that were mounted on that rifle, I hit a target at 900 yards (actually 897 yards is the advertised range for that target). That was the farthest target this range had, so I didn’t get to try for anything farther.

streetsweeper

Probie’s New Year is off with a *bang*….

GDContractor

At the risk of preaching to the converted (I know most of you cold blooded killers have forgotten more about firearms than I will ever know)… here’s what I recall from reading The Ammo Bible when I was 16, about shotgun gauge.

Gauge is determined by fashioning a lead sphere, the size of the barrel internal diameter. Then, measuring how many of such spheres necessary to acrue 1 pound. This works except for the .410 which is actually “caliber”, the decimal inch measurement of the barrel ID.

Don’t hurt me.

Perry Gaskill

It’s interesting that shotgun guage size also apparently relates to old-style cannon bore where a 12-pound cannon fired a ball weighing 12 pounds. Kinda makes you wonder if back in the day some wannabe pirate captain just getting started was heard to order his rowboat crew, “Avast ye scurvy dogs, give ’em a broadside with our 1/12th pounders…”

Thunderstixx

I picked up a Mossberg 100 ATR .30-06 a couple of months ago with the scope attached. It was in good condition and I snagged it for $175.00.
Thing kicks like a mule and I love it.
For my use against paper targets it is just fine.
I’ll probably pick up a Remington 700 later, but I just love this one.
I stuck a barrel mounted bipod on her and have been getting it sighted in.
I am still a good shot and can pick a 3″ group at 100 yards outside on a cold day.
Good shooting everyone and Happy New Year to all of you !!!

The Other Whitey

Must we discuss boomsticks? My wife says I can’t buy anymore weapons until she gets a wedding ring upgrade, an SUV, and a number of shoes to be specified at a later date.

Ex-PH2

Next thing you know, that twit will be outlawing cameras that have a “P’ in the model number, because you know, you can SHOOT pictures with a camera, and if you have enough room, you can get a lot of shots.
It’s even worse when it’s an automatic camera than can adjust to its own target to give you an accurate shot. I’m telling you, that AF stuff is just deadly.
And the range you can cover with just one shot is astonishing. You have a sharpshooter’s dream in some of these things. They’ll let you focus on a target up to 3 miles away, clearly and in full sharpness, and no need to account for windage at that range either. It’s all done for you.
I’m planning on pickup up at least one P900 before too long, so that I can shoot the moon. If I do it just right, I should be able to get a shot at the Apollo lunar landing base.

Sapper3307

I have been having fun today my neighbor who feeds pidgins and squirrels is out of town this weekend. My Walmart .22 pellet gun is doing great job. Five fewer greys trying to move into my house.

Sapper3307

+ One red squirrel.

HMCS (FMF) ret.

Another Friday is here and it’s time for my weekly shoutout to Dickless Danny-boy and his anal buttsekks buttbuddy QuEeFeRs!

Hey Danny – looks like the CA state bar i making your “retirement” permanent… just a matter of time before you’re perp walking you way into a local jail.

QuEeFeRs – must have tied a big one on last night… any chance that you were caught passed out on the neighbor’s patio at the local trailer park trying dork their Pom/Chihuahua/Peke???

A special shout out to Forgin’ Frank, who’s probably hard at work printing up new Bronze Star/PH certificates for $20.00 a pop, and for the founder of a certain software provider in Bethesda, who still doesn’t have the funds to replace the doorless mailbox in front of his “estate”…

#FIND ELAINE RICCI

Silentium Est Aureum

How long until a certain soon to be disbarred lawyer does a perp walk for claiming to be a lawyer in Florida?

Vegas line has the over/under at six weeks.

Pineywoods NCO

Put me down for 31 days.

Reb

Never…he’ll do whatever it takes…ass gets away with everything….

Hondo

Just in case anyone’s wondering what HMCS (FMF) ret. is talking about above:

http://apps.statebarcourt.ca.gov/dockets/dockets.aspx

I trust most regular TAH readers will be able to figure it out from there. (smile)

Reb

HONDO,
FLABBERGASTED, you found this. I’ve been searching the California Bar daily and only minor crap comes up.???? I HAVE TO FIND THAT RUM AND FASTER…thanks for the link…☺

Just An Old Dog

For someone who is supposedly willfully inactive and “retired” he sure is filing a shit ton of appeals and motions.
I hope they charge him all the legal fees for the disbarment proceedings, which they can do.

HMCS (FMF) ret.

I’m betting there is more going on here than we know… my guess is criminal activity, since The Dickless one has a habit of committing fraud as part of the “services” he provides to clients

Reb

JUST A OLD DOG aka SWEETHEART… the CA Bar will send him a bill. The disbarment was based on:
1. Signed the clients name on settlement check without power of attorney
2.Threatened the client to take $500 or sue her
3. Destroyed the clients file and so much more…

I love the law and legal system. I worked two jobs as a single mom (my choice) night school and battled cancer and still graduated with honors.

It’s trash like him that makes other lawyers look bad. The ANGER he displays during trial is completely unnecessary and I think he looks like a fool.

There are many attorneys who make it big by either a case or the way of understanding our laws. Then there’s him, a loud mouth bag of hot air that other lawyers avoid like the plague. He never made it big or had a client that trusted him 100%.

Graduated from a low end law school by the skin if his teeth. Two years later ineligible to practice law for not paying child support. Bye wife for putting me through law school. There’s no way he worked and went to school, he can’t talk and write at the same time.

He will not be remembered for anything good. He’ll be the butt of every lawyer joke. Damn, I did a Bernath in court, Judge fined me for doing a Bernath.

I will be remembered as the tiny blond who did a Dallas on Bernath who now wears a straight jacket…

Reb

Forgot..that was the other case..this one for the Oregon Bar and lying. I’m hiring a secretary, keeping track of him is a fulltime job…

Bernath's Fuel Plan

I was working on that petition when my computer crashed. I lost everything. Apparently, I did not pay the teenager enough money to continue to maintain my computer long enough for me to do this. I thought that what I had paid him was enough. I ignored the contract with his parents, just as I ignored rules, regulations, and the laws.

Sapper3307

Bernaths paper work kills almost as many trees as he does corn.

Just An Old Dog

Supposedly he has admitted that when he goes after someone his MO is to flood them with so many emails and CC their attorneys that the legal fees go through the roof.
He figures that he can send 10 or so mangled emails a day and the lawyer will spend 25 Bucks an hour reading them.
That is whats behind his writing style and numerous cut n paste jobs.

Reb

Holy cow! Way more then I have, but I haven’t dealt with the ? as long as you. I have mine all printed and put in folders. Brown legal folders are expensive but I like to put the ones he sends and replies on one side. Dallas on the second part of the file. Nice and neat. List with subjects.

I just don’t understand how the hell you and everyone else he’s harassed have kept your sanity. My son thinks he’s a joke, fool, idiot, moron, etc. Last week he asked me Is this prick for real? I gave him my look and he busts out laughing. He’s been a pain in many peoples life’s and thank Buddha we all have a sense of humor. You absolutely amaze us that even his most disgusting emails, etc, you take it with a grain of SALT and never seen you lose your cool when posting. STAY WELL.?

Reb

JONN…
I googled the name Ricci and hit a TAH gold mine. Stuff I had no clue about. Guess I’m going back in the history of the Four plus Musketeers. It shocked us that they’ve been harassing and searching for so many people and FAILED ?

Hack Stone

A year later, and we are still no closer to bringing Elaine Ricci home to her loved ones.

#BringElaineRicciHome

A Proud Infidel®™

ELAINE RICCI, WHERE ART THOU?…

Reb

I’m not missing because I’m not real. I’m in bed with my husband Palmer

Hack Stone

Elaine Ricci has always been an inspiration to me. Despite my lack of lucky sperm and superior Nordic genes, she was willing to take a chance on this veteran who was forever doomed to a lifetime of watching the three walls of my asbestos infested trailer collapsing. I had to sell the fourth wall in order to purchase a spare door for my mailbox. Elaine saw some intrinsic quality in me, and then and there she gave me a lifetime contract as the director of media relations for a Bethesda MD based company selling software to the federal government.

Sorry, I was just tearing up there for a moment.

On the positive side, I was contacted by a retired attorney out of Tigard Oregan now living down in Florida who volunteered to take me up in his aircraft to fly around the a National Capital Region searching for Elaine. He even said that he would cover the fuel costs for the plane. I would be “honored” to take him up on his offer.

A Proud Infidel®™

See? posts like THIS are why I think that TAH needs “like” and “dislike” buttons with the results of both posted, JUST THINK of the fun we could have with trolls here with that!!

Reb

I’ll chip in for the fuel to search for Elaine

Ex-PH2

I can offer my services as e-mail screener, but I would require mass quantities of cheap whiskey to get through it all.

Reb

I’ll spring for good whiskey ? no thats beer. No whiskey EMOJI

A Proud Infidel®™

BOOZE, it’s NOT just for breakfast anymore!!! 😀

A Proud Infidel®™

#FreeElaineRicci

Green Thumb

I thought she was being held captive in Merritt island, Florida until the dispute is solved?

Reb

Lost me..who is Elaine Ricco?

Hack Stone

Elaine Ricci was the president of a “proud woman owned third part software company” located in the tonier part of Bethesda MD. Unfortunately, her tenure as the leader of this company was short lived, lasting from mid October to early December 2014, where she was unceremoniously replaced by the spouse of the CEO and acting VP of sales. Since then, all traces of Elaine seem to have been wiped from the Internet, save this enduring vigil maintained here at TAH.

#BringElaineRicciHome

Reb

You all know that I have never been in the Military, but I can organize and head a search party.
First place we should look is in the fellas bed.,.

HMCS (FMF) ret.

I’ll never get over Elaine Ricci… and Macho Grande!!!

A Proud Infidel®™

THE BATTLE OF NACHOS GRANDE, I’m fighting it once again… THERE I WAS once again at Raoul’s Escondido and once again someone WAS DUMB ENOUGH TO DARE ME to finish a whole tray of them and I DID IT, but two days later I am still fighting THAT battle… *POOT!*…

3/17 Air Cav

Forgin Frank can’t be bothered with paperwork right now. He just got pulled out of supply, again to fly as a doorgunner! He’s dead set on earning that Bronze Star! Doorgunners are always in short supply!

Pineywoods NCO

I also wonder how “wonderful” Ms. Hopkins’ new year is starting off….

Hopefully like the rest of the group of rats…and lousy.

streetsweeper

Is anyone missing a 90’s edition Jaguar with missing left rear door? If so, I may have located it. It may go along with that missing mailbox door.

Sapper3307

Its dash board covered in empty bottles of cough syrup and Thunderbird?

HMCS (FMF) ret.

And soiled spandex in the back seat…

streetsweeper

didn’t get too close to it, da poleece was looking it over before they hadda leave on another call. It is silver in color though. I’ll check it out today though. Poleece left it sit where it is.

Hack Stone

There was a broken down Jaguar on I-295 South just outside of Joint Base Anacostia-Bolling last week. I haven’t been back that way, don’t know if it has been towed yet.

A few weeks ago, I was down in Texas and had my first ride in a Jaguar. The car sounded like Chitty Chitty Bsng Bang, and the front passenger door was fucked up. I asked the owner of he picked this lemon up in Bethesda MD. And across the stret from where I was visiting, there was an International Order of Odd Fellows hall across the street. It looked real ghetto-tastic. Never saw anyone coming or going from there, but the parking lot was littered with yellow leather garden gloves.

The Other Whitey

Okay, there’s a trivial question that’s been bugging me forever, like when a song you hate gets stuck in your head. Nothing momentous, just one of those things that sticks in the back of the brain and never quite lets you forget that it’s there.

Here it is: Why did the Army stop marking its vehicles with the old white US Star? Is there an actual reason for it, or did some numbnuts general just decide it wasn’t cool enough?

Claw

IIRC, that happened 40-45 years ago when the Army first started doing the camo painting routine.

I was in Germany then and the gloss white star turned into a flat black star on the vehicle’s hood instead of on the side doors or fenders.

The Other Whitey

Read the article, but it didn’t explain why they stopped putting it on vehicles. This is admittedly nostalgia talking, but putting the old-school white (or at least subdued light gray) star on the side of every Abrams, Bradley, and Stryker, can’t be bad for morale.

IDC SARC
IDC SARC
Valkyrie

Happy New Year everyone! Yes I’m late on that, but y’all are use to me being a little behind.

Hugs and kisses to all your pink parts!

AW1Ed

Quick cash opportunity!

https://www.yahoo.com/health/digestive-health-is-really-getting-its-place-in-150912989.html

Anyone interested?

Yeah, me neither.

Green Thumb

Quick cash?

I would just apply at All-Points Logistics and get on Phildo’s taxpayer-funded gravy train.

All you have to do is promote yourself and whip up some claims.

AW1Ed

U.S. Army Wants to Learn How Military Rations Affect Gut Health

“Digestive health is really getting its place in the spotlight these days, with new findings constantly being released on the importance of the bacteria in our guts and how that bacteria impacts other bodily functions and organs (even our brains!). And it’s no secret that what you eat has a profound impact on the kinds, and health, of bacteria living in the gut.

That’s why the U.S. Army Institute of Environmental Medicine is investigating how military food rations called MREs, or “Meals, Ready-to-Eat,” affect gut health — and are recruiting volunteers for a 21-day study.”

Hack Stone

Finally, a legitimate way that Round Ranger and Heavy Chevy can serve their country.

Hack Stone

Getting my weekend fix of Judge Judy reruns in the DC market, and the 5:30 PM airing features one of our favorite posers, Jesse MacBeth. Spoiler alert, Jesse wins.

Green Thumb

A very powerful and well-written article that brings attention to a very sad and unfortunate problem.

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/on-perilous-migrant-trail-women-often-become-prey-to-sexual-abuse/ar-BBo8pFc?li=BBnbcA1

On other side, the journalist had to cite sources showing the make-up and distribution to the refugee plight. That being said, the United Nations is cited as saying that the fleeing population is overwhelmingly male; over 3-1 no less. And we know that most of those are military aged males.

My point is this: while this journalist is bringing a very real problem to everyone’s attention, she inadvertently is screwing O’bummer and his boys in highlighting that the refuge composition (from a credible source) is not overwhelmingly women and children, you know, the “line” that he would have the folks here believe.

Curious as to what stance the liberal media and current/future administration(s) will take on this issue. Pro-refugee or pro-women? I say this because doing or saying the right thing will contradict current political stances and insistences of refugee composition.

Any thoughts?

Ex-PH2

What stance? It’s a psychological condition termed ‘denial of reality’, because it does not fit the stated meme.

The proper reaction should be pro-women and children, but it will not happen that way.

Green Thumb

I agree.

I find it funny (sad actually) how openly reporting the hardships and tragedy facing these women and teenage girls is screwing with our current administrations spin on the truth.

It also creates an odd position for the liberal media: tell the truth and report the hard facts to educate the world on this terrible occurrence or attempt to make sure liberals stay in power.

Odd indeed.

RM3(SS)

118th! Am I late? is there any food left?

GDContractor

And Stanley Hicks aka Blaine Cooper

A Proud Infidel®™

He had some fun being a “Mac Daddy” and all, now he’ll be an E1 with a Duck Dinner that will follow him the rest of his life forbidding him from voting or owning a firearm and I would ask him WAS IT WORTH IT, ASSHOLE?

Tony180a

Un-Fucking-believable!! To add extra spicy brown sauce to this double turd whopper, he was the Bn SHARP NCO.

Just An Old Dog

Is it just in the Marines or does the Army also use these type of billets to dump shit bags?
Reading throught it he wasn’t a very successful pimp he got ratted out by all three of the ones he picked, and two of them never turned a trick for him, while one was working behind his back at her place getting paid.

Reb

Sharing the first dirty joke the fellas told me so if I feel like one of the team.

What’s the difference between a rooster and a hooker?

Rooster says cock a doodle do…

Hooker says ANY COCK WILL DO

crap its Sunday morning….

Green Thumb

That sounds more like the difference between Gay Jay Kerwin and Cody Stermer.

Skippy

I’m in Deming, Nm this morning on my way to rioduso, Nm with the family to have fun in the snow and then look for some property for this summer. not bad it snowed here and it’s cold as hell wish it was during the summer but no problem… all have a great Sunday

Green Thumb

Tell Walt and Jesse hello.

Skippy

Well made it to cloudcroft, Nm absolutely beautiful my end up buying our future summer home here this is haven in the southwest and a good run for earth to Lol…

Ex-PH2

Making great progress on my projects, despite the whining and attention-seeking behavior of my cat. It’s supposed to snow again, and the squirrels have been stealing all the peanuts I put out. Life is normal in my kingdom. Looking forward to spring.

IDC SARC

The holidays are officially over for me. Just turned in my first assignment of the new semester and back to work tomorrow. crap

Ex-PH2

Not to change the subject or draw attention away from SVphonies in Oregon, but I made a big pot of bean soup, and I’ll make cornbread later on to go with it.

The usual combo: 15 beans and split lentils, one whole red onion diced, the remains of a celery stalk (very thick), half a pound of baby carrots split and halved, the remains of a chianti pork salami, diced ham, Grandma Maud’s Southern Seasoning, 32 oz each of chicken stock and beef stock, and it’s simmering on the stove now.
It’s going to be good stuff.

OWB

It might take more than 15 beans and a few lentil pieces to feed this crowd even with the addition of some veg and salami…

Ex-PH2

You’re right. Even one batch of cornbread wouldn’t make it past the first wave of this ravening horde. (Sigh)

I wish I had a ravening horde to cook for. If 1549 of you peeps showed up, I could handle it easily. But if all 3 million show up at once, I’d have to bring out the chuckwagon crew.

OWB

There was supposed to be a smiley face added to my comment above. 😉 Glad you read it right anyways.

Worst thing about having us all show up is the running out of chairs. Most of us would bring our own.

Pot Lucks are always good!

We have some cabbage rolls left over from New Year’s, and some cheesy bread to go with.

Green Thumb

Toss in a little red bell and Anaheim pepper after you “sweat” them in a skillet for about two minutes.

Gives it a little tang…..

Ex-PH2

If anyone wants dry beans for various dishes, this company has every variety possible, plus freeze-dried and dehydrated fruits and vegs and wild rice.

https://www.northbaytrading.com/

It’s an American company, small business. Very worth supporting.

Reb

Girl, we have to meet. You love cooking, so do I. You’ve been harassed, so have I. I puked seeing Dallassclowns mugshot and I hope you did. The only weird thing is your military and I’m not?

Ex-PH2

Reb, if you were treated for cancer, go see a practitioner of traditional Chinese medicine. Their stuff works. They NEVER tell you to stop your cancer therapy, either. What they give you supplements what the oncologist does.

If you have a Chinatown district, there should be someone there.

Claw

This is a required commo check.

The code monkey came and gave me a new computer so I’m giving it a whirl.

No response is necessary, unless you want to confirm that this thing is indeed working.

Thank You.

ChipNASA

You’re on for Friday.

Claw

OK, I’ll be waiting. See Ya Then.