Billy Oliver is sorry that he was caught
Last week, we discussed the stolen valor of Billy Oliver, a ninja dude who has been pretending to be a Ranger and Special forces veteran who was actually a carpenter during his military service. He went on the local media yesterday to apologize or something similar. Bulldog, from Guardians of Valor was interviewed;
Oliver says the lie started when a student saw his Army jump photo and assumed he was a Ranger, and Oliver went along with it.
“Then it got to a place where quite honestly I felt comfortable, you know, and I started taking on this lie. And in some small ways almost believing it.”
Oliver says he kept the lie going for years out of fear of rejection.
Of course, they interview some of his students who don’t care that he’s been lying to them for decades. That’s fine. Whatever. I get the feeling that he’s not sorry that he lied, but that he’s sorry that he was caught. Bulldog tells me that Oliver contacted the media to get his story out. I suppose this is better than the phonies who threaten violence or law suits.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
Apparently when he was confronted afterwards on FB by the SV admins, they were blocked and then he tried to turn it around and blame them and garner sympathy and deflect guilt and say that this is everyone *ELSE’S* fault.
https://www.facebook.com/StolenValor/photos/pcb.944466695642928/944466298976301/?type=3&theater
/dickmunch.
From that photo, he should also admit that he likes the cockmeat.
Dude has a very long rap sheet – GOV has it up for review. Even spent time in the hole for larceny, so he’s a cockmeat/tube streak connoisseur.
I’d be looking for this clown to start bragging again in the future…
He brings new meaning to the phrase, “two hole punch”
That whole prior arrest thing sort of puts the reality right out there for all to see, once a con man liar, probably always one….
The apology seems a bit less than sincere.
I like how he sort of implies (in a subtle way) that it’s not really his fault that he’s a faker because someone else “assumed” he was a Ranger and he “went with it.”
Shows the mindset of these idiots. Nothing is ever completely their fault. Or as that great philosopher Alex Karras once said “Mongo just pawn in game of life.” 😀
Word on the street is that Billy Oliver also claims to have invented the Candy-Gram.
“Billy like candy!”
Lilyea’s: I better go check out this Mongo character.
[Lilyea reaches for his laptop]
Seavey: Oh no, don’t do that, don’t do that. If you expose him, you’ll just make him hold an interview where he tries to garner sympathy.
Change “Mongo” to read “Oliver”. Hack Stone Publishing regrets the error.
Brain Williams told me that this is true and he was there when Billy invented it.
Seavey: All right… we’ll bust the balls of fake Rangers and SEALs. But we won’t fuck with the Honorary Chief Petty Officers!
[everyone complains]
Seavey: Aw, prairie shit… All the posers!
[everyone rejoices]
If I was a student, I would want my money back.
And he should be terminated due to lack of integrity.
Maggots like this need a hearty handshake and a warm cup of soup.
I also bet he was using his creds to score some trim.
Loser.
But… But… he’s a nice guy!
Throw up your hands/Stick out your tush/Hands on your hips/Give ’em a push/You’ll be surprised, you’re doing the Poser Mistake/Voila!
OOOOH let’s see, convictions for assault, DUI, drugs, fraud,… All I see is a con gamer who’s only sorry he got caught and he’s going down the “Aaaaaw, poor me…” route in an attempt to “Good ole Boy” around the shit he placed in his own nest while he plans his next con game or just waits until he thinks the heat’s off and he’ll go right back to his games, FA’ KHEEM! What a lowlife lying-assed bucket of Swamp Donkey smegma!
Let’s see if I can come up with an elegant curse for him.
May his honor always be the warm mantle with which he covers his nakedness.
Yeah, that ought to do it.
Pinto, very eloquent and concise.
He looks like he could eat a watermelon through a picket fence!
The twinkle in his eyes is merely the sun shining through his ears.
He claimed that he was a great asset but the truth revealed that he was off by two letters!
He will no doubt continue with his lies again. Just a matter of time. He’ll lay low and wait for this to pass over and he’ll pick up right where he left off. This is why you can’t remove posts of these phonies after they “apologize” because they’ll go right to back to they’re old game.
“I suppose this is better than the phonies who threaten violence or law suits.”
Well, yes – it’s less expensive, you see.
Does this due dance?
Well, well, well. “Sensei” Oliver is a career petty criminal, con artist and deadbeat. Shitbird.
For a man who has spent his entire life conning, scheming, lying, and manipulating people for personal gain….this television apology/interview was little more than a case of him honing his skills. The public at large is most forgiving thanks to mass stupidity. We in our crowd are not the gullible week-kneed suckers that think he is finally coming clean. Had he not received a certain email in advance, I’d hesitate to think what his reaction might have been had an investigative news crew showed up at his dojo.
My money is on all those who believe he will be back to his old tricks before long. Just won’t be as open to the public with his b. s. story. He’s made a living with it for so many years, why would he quit now? Move to another state, possibly change his name etc. Does anyone wonder if he is belted to the level of instructor?
Another fine example of self will and ego run riot…
Back up the truck boys, we got us a live one here…
What’s hilarious to me is the decades old bullsh1t mystique, legend, whatever that dudes who served in SOF are all Masters of Unarmed Death.
There have certainly been a few SOF guys who were legendary with their feet and fists, and had serious pedigrees when it came to formal martial arts training. Some of those guys aided in the development of the various military H2H systems and programs.
But doing the whole serious, formal, living the Black Belt life within a recognized style, system, etc. requires a lot of dedication. Especially in terms of time.
There simply are not enough hours in the day, especially when living day to day in the SOF world. The serious dudes spent a very large chunk of their very limited personal time, mainly because it was a discipline they had from their lives prior to and outside of the military.
If you somehow find yourself deprived of your primary in a dire situation, there’s a reason that Pistoljitsu is the preferred martial art until you reacquire your primary or permanently borrow some poor souls because he doesn’t need it anymore.
Guys do get training, and nowadays its very specialized and pretty effective and tailored in a very smart way for a lot of real world considerations; training to throw a knee strike whilst wearing combat gear and a combat load with your primary in 1 hand. You fight like you train.
But the level of training guys get is far from what is required of an actual competent, officially recognized martial arts instructor.
There’s a reason that Big Army went to guys like the Gracie family for help in the development of an unarmed combatives program.
Pretty much what I figured.
“Uh oh!!! I’ve been found out!!!
Everybody is gonna hate me!!! What to do…what to do?????
I know!!!! I’ll get in front of it and say that I was a youngster, and had young thoughts and was young and made young decisions in my younger young days and it was a young youthful…um….young….thing….and a YOUTHFUL INDISCRETION that I totally regret, and am regretful for.”
It’s crazy how you see it a million times and about 99.0 percent of the time they all do the samething. Just like this… (Dude)
Because I have good karma points to donate, I’ll give him a chance
And believe me he will screw it up in fact from the looks of it he has Lol
hes been jerking on one for years lying cheating drugs etc we all know him back in south carolina why you think he dont live here anymore we ran his sorry ass out of town we were tired of his crap stay where you are we dont want you back here…..ever….