Thursday morning feel good stories

| December 17, 2015

In Bessemer, North Carolina, a man saw a fellow standing in his front yard. When he opened the front door, the man claimed that his mother was dying and that he needed money to save her, somehow. When the homeowner refused, the stranger pulled out his gun and forced the homeowner inside the house. A fight ensued, the gun discharged and the criminal was shot in the neck. The police took him to the hospital where he died in surgery, DOT (dead over there). You should always bring your own gun to a gun fight, though, the criminal won’t always let you shoot him with his own gun.

In Herperia, California, a homeowner shot a seventeen-year-old in his face to prevent another burglary. The youngster survived and he’s expected to recover, his partner in crime is being held by the police, but not in that tender, loving way that Bubba will hold him later.

A store clerk near Hartford, Connecticut drove off a woman who was armed with a knife and intended to rob him. The clerk pulled out a gun and the woman un-assed the AO in timely and expedient manner without a shot being fired.

Bobo sends a link from Pittsboro, Mississippi, where a couple of home invaders broke in on two men, killing one of them, but the second fellow wounded one of the murderers who is being treated at the hospital. Yet another criminal is still on the loose.

Billy Wells went on a one-man crime spree in Wagoner County, Oklahoma. He stole a car and lived in it in an abandoned garage for two weeks. Then he decided to make something of himself. He tried burglary but at the first house a woman ran him off. At the second house, the resident shot at him. So, he went back to what he knew – car theft. He led the police on a wild chase, then crashed his stolen mode of transportation. Anyway, after all of that Billy and his neck tattoo are resting up as guests of the county.

Category: Feel Good Stories

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Thunderstixx

Well, we have one DOT happy ending this morning.
One would think that the thugs would learn something from these examples.
But, criminals are perpetually stupid. That just means more fodder for our pages.
Keep up “teh stoopid” kids !!!

David

Billy Wells sounds like the guy in “the Shootist” to whom John Wayne said “Mister, you need to find another line of work – this one sure don’t fit yer pistol”

Claw

Billy Wells and the little fefe-forker only live one county apart from each other in Oklahoma.

Are Billy and Bunni-Boi partners in crime? Or are they just “partners?”

Maybe that’s why Bunni-Boi can’t come up with six cents postage. He’s been living out of a stolen car in a garage somewhere snuggling up to Billy and avoiding his little fefe.

Now there’s a love triangle for the ages. Billy Wells,Bunni-Boi and Fefe.

Jeff

2 days in a row my hometown of Houston didn’t get a mention guess the bad guys are slowing down for the holidays there. On the plus side I seeing neck tattooed criminals is great, nothing say upright honest citizen like a neck tat!

Joe Mama

Billy Wells is gonna find out his neck may say “No” but his mouth will say “Yes”.