Andy Goddard = Anthony Goddard; phony Marine combat veteran
Almost two years ago, we busted this fellow Anthony Goddard who was pretending to be a retired Marine gunnery sergeant with three Purple Hearts and a Bronze Star Medal. He also tried to join a Beirut veterans group. He was actually discharged as a private and booted from The Corps after about a year and eight months back in 1980-81.
Obviously, he didn’t like that the search engines identified him as a phony. The other day, one of our friends bumped into him and it looks like he thought by changing his name to Andy Goddard that would rectify his situation and allow him to go back to being a phony;
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So, I figured that writing a new post about him would also help him be truthful with the public.
Category: Phony soldiers, Valor Vultures
Andy..Anthony….whatever. Just a dumbass phony who still hasn’t learned. Facebook page got people congratulating him. What a piece of crap…
Asshole Andy works for me.
Turd-slurping shit weasel.
Stop it Nicki, you turn me on when you whisper sweet nothings like that.
ROWR…
Wow, when you talk dirty, you go all out. Impressive.
Har, Har He spent more in tats than his total pay for is Marine “service”. (Facebook page)
What *IS* that uniform shirt called? Camo Cook’s whites?
It’s a combat shirt. It’s worn under body armor. It’s also flame ‘resistant’. 😉
Here’s an example:
https://www.cryeprecision.com/ProductDetail/aprcse02lgr_g3-combat-shirt
It may be flame resistant, but definitely not Flamer resistant. Oh, and that’s not a death stare, that’s the confused look of a turd trying to decide between another rock or another tattoo by the biker trailer on the corner. Either way, his customers at the Blue Oyster are less than discriminating, so he’ll be okay.
Flaming RETARD.
He looks more like Barney Fife than a Marine with a death stare.
These guy’s are such dumb ass’s. They take photos in shit that doesn’t even match the time he say’s on his face book.
MARPAT 2002
Combat shirt around 2005 I know the SEALS were testing before that. I think regular forces were around that time because all IED’s and they needed something to help stop or slow burning skin. I had to yell at all the troop’s with UA under armor shirts on.
He’s got the “death stare” down in that middle pic. I’m terrified – I have to go hide under my covers now.
That’s his war face.
I thought he just looked constipated.
“So, I figured that writing a new post about him would also help him be truthful with the public.”
Done.
He looks diseased….
Either Meth or Buttsecks
/Yuck….douchnozzle.
Why either/or? Both apply by the looks of this booger eater, and in large quantities.
He caught something from the buttsecks, something they don’t have a cure for.
Practiced “Tough Guy” look, obvious failed. Ran his mouth waaay too much, obviously showed himself to be a phony loser POS. Should have changed his name to Andy Candy Ass, the Wannabe Marine who is just another full of shit coward. Instead of sporting a Bronze Star, he should be wearing a pink triangle to attract other gays such as himself. Ditto for the Purple Heart; replace them with purple bruises. He could stand to have POS Attention Whore branded across his forehead for the world to see. Why do the phony bastards like this punk ALWAYS wear their make-believe uniform and constantly run their mouth about their make-believe career? Give him an award for being just another fake with stick boy arms (mo muscle definition) who wants to serve Thor and Company any way he can, as long as it involves wearing knee pads.
Look at the wall behind him in the picture. Full of awards he never earned. Twenty months and a Private already? Maybe I should keep my mouth shut and avoid this bad ass sweet pie. Yep, you’ll help him to be truthful with this outing. High Ho, High Hay, It’s Off To Buy Some Vaseline Today. Going to become one very popular fag before day’s end. Can’t wait for API and especially D. Harden to comment.
What I don’t get about these ass-munchers is that they always post photos of themselves in uniform in their house in front of their computer. None of them ever have photos of themselves with buddies and or taken in places they have been. The few that do are usually photo-shopped.
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What a surprise…
Little Andy here must have a gig as a stripper in a gay club, because those photos of him sure looks like he’s dressed in his stripper costume…
No chest hair.
Probably shaves his armpits.
Still a dweeb.
That critter is so skinny that any Marine or Soldier fresh out of Basic & AIT could shove a feather up his ass and use him for a dart, he’s as stocky as an Ethiopian! So the booger-eating bedwetting little thumbsucker is now calling himself “Andy” and he’s gonna make himself famous under that name. Fake PH? That really pisses me off, that Smurf-lusting candyassed glittery gargoyle gonad-ogling wino taint-lusting crater-faced fart muffin looks like the type you’d expect to see in a bookstore wearing camo while reading “Soldier of Fortune” with a scowl on his face thinking it makes him look like an intimidating badass. I’ve seen jelly doughnut-bellied Rent-a-fuzzes in shopping malls that look ten times more hardcore badass than him, I hope he lurks here like the Dutch Rudder Gang ass pickles do, then he can go sulk in his “Special Room” hugging his stuffed animals after kicking them around in anger! Maybe he could join the DRG and be DallASS’s co-lackey to a certain non-CPO? He’s as upstanding and respectable as Jimmy Janos and he reminds me of a pot-bellied blowhard I used to work with that claimed to be USMC prior service but got booted out of Basic for beating up his DI. I laughed my ass off right to his face while he said he’d rumble with me anytime, and never ponied up to his promise.
Hell, I’m a glorified chair force secretary and *I* could turn his ass into a dart. Out of all the sperm his daddy launched, and this hosehead was the fuckin’ fastest? We need about 10 gallons of chlorine in the gene pool, like yesterday.
Maybe he is his own Cousin if ya knowhutimean, I bet I have more time on duty as either an Apollo Mission Door Gunner or as a Door Gunner on a USAF Submarine than he has actual time in a combat zone! Hell, his total time in service is half as much as I’ve served Overseas.
Ah yes, that infamous secret third Marine boot location in Maryland. Only the best fake DIs get posted there.
Putting on a DI hat and staring at your phone like a retard while taking a selfie doesn’t impress anyone dipshit….
Another cowardly, slack jawed, moron trying to impress the ladies with his tales of derring didn’t….
I am lucky. There is always a reluctance to post things about fake Beirut veterans this time of year. The 23rd of October 1983 changed so many of us. It was not the only day in Beirut that changed lives. The 18th of April of that year took the lives of 63. Later, on the 20th of September 1984 the Embassy Annex was bombed damn near killing the Ambassador. There were many others KIA or WIA before and after the 23rd of October, but that date has been chosen as the memorial date. Most of us just moved on with our lives after Beirut. I have no tales of daring do to post online. When I have the rare moment that regret and remorse consume my thoughts, I think of so many others with much bigger burdens to carry. Steve Russell is a hero of mine. The man has carried the burden of service in Beirut and has done it with honor. Like all of us, Steve has had many other burdens to endure throughout his life. He is a fine example of the motto, “adapt and overcome”. There are many of us with experiences from Beirut that go untold. Each unit rotated in and out had their unique experience. There is no accurate account that I know of that binds together the entire story of deployment in Beirut for all. Steve cant take a shit in a public toilet without someone bringing up his experience in Beirut. I am the lucky one, other than the occasional toe tapper next to me, I am left alone. Steve is now in another battle with Cancer. He will endure, he will adapt, he will overcome. Men like Goddard would be crushed by any real burden in life. He can steal the uniform, fake the medals, print all the certificates he wants, the biggest shame is that he can not carry the burden of memory when he does. If posers were issued that burden with all the bling, they wouldn’t carry it far. Steve Russell, I am proud of you brother, I always… Read more »
Thank you, Dave.
Given the ROE, physical barriers and environmental layout of the facility, SGT Russell did his job. I hate that he feels it was his fault. That pain & blame belongs to Hezbollah. Hezbollah are pieces of shit. They do not deserve to have Mr Russell feel guilt. One of my fondest memories of OIF was watching a high ranking hezbollah piece of shit fall down quivering, and shit & piss all over himself because he thought he was being turned over to the ICOs.
Dave, I think this turd-weasel Goddard has resurfaced again. A few weeks ago on the Sgt Grit weekly newsletter, someone posted what was basically a dedication to this great “Marine” and how he respects him so much. So, it looks like Goddard is still up to his old tricks over a year after he was ousted on TAH.
Excuse my language, but SHHHHHHHIIIIIT. This joker goes all out, certificates and all posted on his wall. Guess when you live in your own little world, you can have your own Marine Corps too. Self promoting, self awarding, self retirement. Ugh!
Love the phony tough guy stare. I bet he slurps baby gravy off of strange trousers in the men’s room.
I bet he lives for dining on tube steak smothered in nut butter!
Another turd that won’t stay flushed.
What a dipshit. That must be his war face.
He’s got his aunt fooled.
I’m sure his Aunt and his Momma are one and the same.
Consider this: if this crapweasel ever had to face a real threat, he’d be curled up in a ball, hiding his head in his knees, sobbing hysterically. He has and is nothing.
Dude looks like he has some sort of disease.
The dude is still trying to get his “1,000 yard stare” down pat… the only thing he’s good at staring down is manhole covers and cockmeat sammiches with extra manmayo!
Anthony/Andy Goddard = Anal Buttsekkx Warrior, first class!
Looks like Goddard has some splainin’ to do!
All the recent views on his Linked In page are from legit Purple Heart Organizations.
I might suggest that at least one or all of them will make the appropriate reports to law enforcement.
He decided to play stupid games, I can’t wait to hear about what stupid prizes he gets for it! 😀
Let’s see how long it takes him to change his facebook name to Antonio, or A>T> or some other iteration of his name. Because you know he will. Too much of his life is invested in his lies.
He needs a hot order of Waverly Reynar’s sticky bums, stat!
What is it with all the moto gear these turds surround themselves with? I spent 24 years in the service and have no moto stuff in my house. This dude’s shack looks like he bought one of every USMC moto item that was ever produced. Fucking loser.
I agree. It’s all about being an attention whore and feeding his ego.
In the words of LTG Eugene Irwin, “Any man with a collection like that has never set foot on a battlefield.”
Sent all the people who commented on his fake ass photos messages with a link to this site.
Fucking Hobo.
If he paid $156 for that undershirt, and knowing he’s a lyin shit head butt wipe, he’s crazier than a recon Marine.
His face should be the new logo for stolen valor. Hard hitting phony…million mile stare. He has seen it all.
IMHO, out of all the Stolen Valor wannabees and turds out there, the ones who falsely claim POW status, those who ingratiate themselves to/with the families of fallen service members, and those who falsely claim the Purple Heart are the worst.
This sperm bubble shed not even a drop of blood while on active duty, unless it was from a paper cut or a bar fight.
Oh, and I noticed that he was UA for 30 days before he even got to his first duty station.
A non-hacking, low-life scum-sucking POS. Good on the Corps for kicking his ass out.
I’ve always wondered by these POS don’t impersonate a PFC or a Lance Criminal with 2 ribbons. I mean, no one would give 3 shakes. But they always have to be heroes. This turd choker was booted after a year and 8 months, really? Sad.