Inherent Resolve Patch

| September 24, 2015

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Who says they’re not getting things done in the war against ISIS? Look, they’ve got a patch and everything now. From the Army Times;

The Army’s patch features crossed scimitars, a palm wreath and stars. The scimitars, short swords with curved blades, are meant to symbolize the twin goals of the U.S.-led coalition: to defeat the Islamic State, also referred to as ISIL, and to restore stability in the region, according to Army documents.

The palm wreath is symbol of honor. While the stars and the buff-and-blue colors on the patch indicate the three-star command and the land, air and sea forces involved in the fight.

So what if they’ve spent millions of dollars to field four insurgents arrayed against the Islamic State, so what if the ISIS is making battlefield gains everyday. The troops have a patch. Maybe they should give them a tan beret, too. I’ll bet that whoever designed the patch gets a Bronze Star.

Thanks to Chief Tango for the link.

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Skippy

So welcome to PROJECT MAYHEM headed up by OPERATION CHAOS!!!!!!!!

BHWHAHAHAHAHA ! ! ! ! ! !

Mayhem

They named a Project after me ? I am curious though, why is there no symbol on the patch to represent the billions of dollars we (the US govt) wasted on training the Iraqi Army from 2004 to 2012.

Ex-PH2

I assume that the symbol Mayhem refers to would be something like this:

$$BBB$$

BinhTuy66

Ex-PH2,

Is that figure the new “common core”?

Ex-PH2

Might be!

Someone should tell Tom the Author of that article that NOBODY REFERS TO ISIS AS ISIL except that douche nozzle he works for.

It’s ISIS, Tommyboi. Got that?

MustangCryppie

Douchenozzle got that nomenclature from the intel community. We little wannabe douchenozzles use it as the standard.

Skippy

Damn good point ! ! !
but on the bright side we use 8 million dollar munitions on Dogs and Camels now and call them good hits Lol… now I understand what my Dad and uncles were talking about in Vietnam…

Fjardeson

No secondaries, damn it! We just blew the crap out of some goats!

Skippy

Please tell me your not the Mayhem Dude the the Allstate commercials LMAO !!!!!

CAARNG 68W

Skippy, I believe it’s a reference to Butters from South Park

Old Trooper

Um………………..yeah

Sparks

Why doesn’t Obama and all his lackeys get it over with and simple bow down publicly and kiss the Arab’s asses. I served long ago, very long ago. I don’t know if I could wear this patch. Why not just give all the troops MP3 players with prerecorded Islamic prayer calls and those noises the women make with their tongues.

Skippy

this reminds me of a Patch that the Kuwait NG had a s a shoulder emblem.. I guess in this day and age of PC. this show all that we are sensitive to the Bad guys. 🙁

cato

Incoherent resolve, unbelievable Bull$hit ROE.

2/17 Air Cav

The makers of Assassin’s Creed may file for copyright infringement.

Roger in Republic

This patch needs a Bar Sinister. The whole operation has been illegitimate from the get-go. What are the heraldic symbols for Slap Dash and On the Cheap?

ChipNASA

See my comment after it gets moderated The mother of all patches.

Skippy

I have that Meme. and yes it Sums it up….
as my comment up top

AW1Ed

Beat me to it, dammit! Great patch.

CLAW131

That patch has Spec8 Moerk written all over it.

Lord knows she’s cruising for a not in country service BSM.

2/17 Air Cav

Yellow and lime green. Makes me want sherbet. Or lollipops.

sapper3307

I feel so much warmer and fuzzier on the inside. Are the U.S taxpayers going to get free patch out of the deal? Perhaps instead of a tax refund this year.

2/17 Air Cav

The circle represents the endless nature of Islamic wanton violence. The palm wreaths, taken directly from the UN symbol, but short a leaf, represent the worldwide nature of that violence. The scimitars represent the Koran’s convert or die ultimatum. And the three stars represent Moe, Larry, and Curly.

Ex-PH2

Are you sure that isn’t bodaprez, boner, and biteme?

MSG Eric

Tomato, Tomato….

Ex-PH2

Do we get one if we graduate from Space Shuttle Door Gunner School?

Skippy

Yes PH2 they get handed or should I say will be handed out like candy Lol…

Ex-PH2

I’ll bet the SVfonies will grab theirs right off the surplus store shelves ASAP!

Stacy0311

I thought the twin scimitars represented the personnel cuts and sequestration?
the 3 stars are for the additional GOFO billet created to supervise less than a brigade’s worth of troops in theater. The majority of which are at the 3 star HQ.

Pinto Nag

I don’t like that patch. It looks like something ISIS would wear.

TankBoy

A military version of the same tomfoolery brought to you by the same inept social engineers currently occupying the White House and every golf course within 35 miles of Washington DC. I’ll have to look closer the next time Social Engineer 6 is wearing his big boy nomax flight jacket, and see if he has his patch on.

NotBuyingIt

YGTBFSM

Hondo

Sadly, they’re serious.

MustangCryppie

That is the first damn acronym I’ve been able to figure out on the first try!

I’ve been hanging around here too much!

Ex-PH2

And if the people who get this piece of lime pie actually wear it in public, can we call them Lime Aides?

Pinto Nag is right: it looks like something ISIS would wear, but I think it needs a bomb symbol in there or something… maybe a pile of UXOs.

SFC D

I’d recommend a pile of horseshit, a graphic representation of what this mission actually is.

B Woodman

I couldn’t voluntarily wear it. Too much Saudi/Muzzie symbolism there, no American symbols at all. If forced to wear it due to being stationed there, it would be off my shoulder the instant I left the AO.
I’d rather be written up for being out of uniform then wear THAT!

MustangCryppie

Hey, maybe soon they’ll make it more “inviting” by adding a blue beret!

Agggghhhhhh!

Silentium Est Aureum

Brought to you by the same fucking inbred idiots who thought drone operators sitting 8000 miles away in air-conditioned shack should get their own medal.

Someone needs to take the Good Idea Fairy out back and beat the ever loving shit out of him/her.

Ex-PH2

Aww, phooey! Yu made me laugh.

Good Idea Fairy is a TGF.

Ex-PH2

You know, if you move the image down just so much, so that you can’t see anything below where the ‘blades’ cross, they do look a lot like fairy wings.

And from another perspective, the handles of those swoards are definitely phallic symbols.

No, I don’t think I’d wear that patch, either. I have my own squadron jacket patch. That’s enough for me.

A Proud Infidel®™

I predict most Vets will feel the same way about this patch as they did about the proposed Drone Pilot’s Medal.

MCPO NYC USN Ret.

Help me out! I am not Army!

So now that we have a patch it means that we will win?

A Proud Infidel®™

B. Hussein 0bama & Company apparently think so!

Club Manager

WTF, why not just use the left over “Mission Accomplished” banner and save the money for something not necessary like a pay raise for the troops.

FatCircles0311

Arab creep.

MSG Eric

Somewhere, someone got paid for a year to come up with this patch and will make O-7 for it. The Bronze Star is already in the awards process…