Friday morning feel good stories

In Big Pine Key, Florida, one fellow went to another fellow’s home to accuse him of boinking the first man’s wife. She was inside the house at the time, with her parents. There was an altercation and the homeowner pulled out his Glock and made the first guy DRT.

In Palm Beach County, Florida, back in July, two fellows from the Zoe Family Mafia social club posed as food delivery guys at one residence. The Homeowner saw the second fellow get out of the car with a rifle, while he was talking with the first guy so he rushed his family to the back of the house and the two left.

Two weeks later, the homeowner saw his lights on in the house when he returned home, so he went to investigate and found his pitbull shot to death. He pulled out his 1911 Springfield (in .45 ACP) and DRT’d one of the intruders and rang the bell of the other. The survivor is charged with the other fellow’s murder. When Mr Homeowner checked the Facebook pages of those two, he saw they were friends with the two who had tried to rob him a few weeks earlier, so the police rolled up on them, too.For those keeping count, that’s one DRT, one in the hospital and two more in jail. All in all, a good day’s work.

In Port Arthur, Texas an off-duty police officer was relaxing at home when a fellow tried to turn his life around with a hammer through the officer’s window. The officer found the gentleman on his porch and drilled him. MC Hammer is currently at the hospital waiting for his room to be made over at the Gray Bar Hotel.

In Cleveland, Ohio, a man, we’ll call him Don Juan, forced his way into the house of his ex-girlfriend’s new boyfriend’s house. After the old boyfriend was wooing her by destroy items in the home and choking the object of his undying love, the new boyfriend got his handgun out and drilled Don Juan until he was DRT (dead right there).

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