Jeremiah Burroughs; caught the PTSD, murders 70 people
A couple of people have sent us a link to this story of Jeremiah Burroughs, who is supposedly a Desert Storm veteran. He is reported to have murdered more than 70 people and chopped them up into the meat that he prepared at the slaughterhouse where he worked.
I’m thinking the story is complete bullshit, so please stop sending me the link. The link above is to World News Daily, and a quick look at their website, they make the National Enquirer look totally legit. They source their story from The Dallas Daily Telegraph which is a Russian language publication, so who knows what they’re reporting, since it’s all in Cyrillic.
It seems to me that if this was a true story, there’d be more coverage, but no, there isn’t anything anywhere about it except this story.
It’s jungle out there, you guys need to be careful.
Category: Dumbass Bullshit
Man, I do wish you’d add a spew alert occasionally!
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It probably wasn’t organic OR free-range. I’ll pass.
Any stories about alien anal probings? Area 51? Chupracabras? Cattle Mutilations and crop circles? Someone carrying Elvis’ “love child”?
Could be these guys at work:
http://www.nytimes.com/2015/06/07/magazine/the-agency.html
That is truly frightening, but not much of a shock. There have been movies made about exactly this scenario. Apparently it is actually possible to do this.
Just one more thing to have to second-guess and follow up on.
If you google the name, it links to articles about a Puritan preacher from the 1600’s. No news stories link to that name concerning any murders.
I was the 2nd gunman on the grassy knoll. Ask Brian Williams; he saw me.
this story reads just like the story of the Butcher of Rostov in the former USSR. I think their story’s are mixed up
I believe it. Ron Paul for president!
In other stories from the same site:
“I FELL PREGNANT DURING AN ALIEN ABDUCTION” CLAIMS MICHIGAN WOMAN
MEXICO: 200 POUNDS OF COCAINE FOUND IN WASHED UP WHALE
AMNESIAC MAN WAKES FROM COMA SPEAKING ONLY ANCIENT HEBREW {it is the Jewish New Year …}
Sounds like that line in “Men In Black” where National Inquirer was the only accurate news source.
Baby IS real!
Batboy. Fuck you, autocorrect. Just fuck you.
You forgot the ‘with a mile of dick’ part after the fuck-you.
The phrase ‘with a sledgehammer’ works well, in my experience.
Tell me why I don’t see this story on the front page of every newspaper in the USA and abroad?
Is there a DuffelBlog for sickies somewhere in the world? (If there is, I don’t wanna know about it, thanks.)
Where are people’s brains?
He was “black ops” working out of Area 51 during the Gulf War… yeah, that’s it.
In a nation where more people can place the Kardashian clan into proper chronological order than can name their own state representative, does this surprise anyone really?
It’s not just a few low information voters anymore folks, now that we have all this cool internet technology stuff the tin foil hate asswipes are able to find each other and congregate, often in numbers large enough to make one wonder if it’s not a sure sign sign of the Apocalypse…you know the passage, “And he opened a great seal, and I saw a pale horse and upon his back was ignorance, and fucking stupid rode with him…” or some such shit.
Whether true or false, this news report is a copy of the script of the 1974 Hollywood movie, “THE TEXAS CHAIN SAW MASSACRE”, which allegedly was a true story, and for which the murderers were never caught.
John,
You kill me man! I just saw this post after, I posted mine below!
Stange guys think alike I guess!
I could swear “The Texas Chainsaw Massacre” was loosely based on Ed Gein. There was no family in Texas collecting and killing people. Unless you count Joe Ball, who fed his victims (mostly women) to his alligators.
From what I have read it was based on a collection of many different murders all crammed into one.
It has to be true.
It’s on the Internet, so there…
Bonjour
It is true!
I recently met the college room mate of a cousin of the only guy to escape the “Texas Chainsaw Massacre” dude.
This stuff happens daily.
Google it!
Back in the 80s I had a new puppy. He suffered from separation anxiety. One morning I left the TV on to keep him company. Arriving that evening, much to my surprise, I found him whistling the theme song to the Andy Griffith show.
Big deal. Mine sings the song from The Adams Family
Hey I think there is a ring of truth to this story. Years ago I used to buy meat from this same dude. Eventually I realized something was wrong when the porterhouse steaks had elbows where the bone normally was. The last straw that made me quit buying meat from him was when I began to notice the chicken breast had nipples!
All that site needs is for every story to start with “so no shit, there I was…”