Tuesdays with Claymore

| August 4, 2015

Shorter title: die whitey

Beware the Trump

Preppers gonna prep

“No really, honey, it came with the software…maybe that was a bad choice of words…”

So Planned Parenthood isn’t harvesting organs? Right.

I still don’t get the appeal of this heifer

Mad cow Maddow

Shitty furniture, stupid cars and now this. At least there’s hot volleyball chicks left.

DUmbasses have teh sads over MSNBC. Aw.

Chick with a dick is a dick

Annoying little limey turd.

MEDIC!

Grammar Nazi forgets to punctuate correctly.

“Collaborative Art” = vandalism

Guns and flags and statues…

That time the media repeated a lie about the NAACP pipebomb attack…in otherwords, it’s Tues.

Lindsey Graham – Warmonger

To be honest, as soon as amnesty goes through, the Dems won’t need these states anymore anyway.

Trump is a racist for pointing out the obvious.

Bush’s fault

I guess this comes natural.
“Eligible”

Giant Douche vs. Turd Sandwich 2016

What “important healthcare” are they talking about?

Deserve’s got nuthin’ to do with it.

Now you can lose twice as fast at the pump!

So where in this does China and India reduce their emissions?

NRA worse than Planned Parenthood

I guess we’re to blame for the Ukraine? Figgers.

Munchkin King is revolting…or something.

Could there be a bigger waste of oxygen?

Forgetting the Democrat party’s history

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LIRight

I’d read the linked articles from the DU but worry that I’d be forever infected.

They’re way too Conservative for me! lol

B Woodman

Forgive me, teacher. I tried. I really, really tried. I tried to read through the first one “Shorter title: die whitey”, and couldn’t make it even half way through. Teh Stoopid, it BURNS!!

2/17 Air Cav

Grammar Nazi forgets to punctuate correctly.

“OK…call me a grammar nazi, but…” Hell, let’s count the errors in that mess. OK? No, it’s not okay: the word is okay. That’s one. Error two is the inappropriate use of ellipses. Error three is the lower case “n” in nazi. Error four is that nothing follows the word “but” except another misused ellipsis (error five), and he compounds that error by mistakenly using the third dot as final punctuation. So, that’s six errors in grammar, punctuation, and spelling in the first line of his piece. No wonder the Nazis lost.

2/17 Air Cav

Holy guacamole! There’s a DU piece that is damn near true in how it portrays Democrats as unfriendly to nonwhites. What’s hysterical is the reaction to the piece by commenters. They collectively lose their (free or reduced-cost) lunch.

For a laugh, and a study in revisionist history, take a look at the bottommost entry, “Forgetting the Democrat party’s history.”

Hondo

I love this little nugget from that thread:

Why is the word socialist such a bad word in the US?

1) Government run health care is much more efficient than privatized care.
2) The government run US Postal Service always outperforms privatized services.
2a) The US Postal Service provided banking services until the late 1960’s Why not let the people profit from providing these services?
3) Government run water and other utilities are always cheaper and more efficient than privatized services
4) Government run services take the profit motive out of the equation.

The only one of those 5 items that is arguably true is the last. Three of the other four are obviously bogus, and the fourth is a non sequitur.

And that was actually from one of the more lucid DU commenters on that thread.

They apparently like their Kool-Aid.

Ex-PH2

I tried to wade through a couple of those things and got a headache.

I did manage to look at the one about ‘bush’s fault’. Just so you all know, the Fed IS going to raise rates, and a recession IS likely to start sometime in the next 18 months. But it won’t be bodaprez’s fault because (fill in the blank).

I found ‘white toxic masculinity’ to be particularly peculiar. Are those people wearing buffalo plaid PJs?

FasterThanFastjack

“The only difference between the Republican and Democratic parties is the velocities with which their knees hit the floor when corporations knock on their door.” — Ralph Nader