Wednesday morning feel good stories
In Jefferson Parish, Louisiana, a fellow, Randy Johnson, thought that he could make the woman of his dreams love him by choking and punching her. Randy’s brilliant strategy was working fine until the woman got her gun and shot his ‘nads off. Randy doesn’t need a girlfriend now, and it’s a good thing because there are no girls in his section of the Jefferson Parish Correctional Center.
Funny thing about gun shops – they have guns in them and most of the employees, and especially the owners, all know how to use guns. Three burglars didn’t take that into consideration when they broke in to a Houston, Texas gun shop yesterday. The 52-year-old owner must have been sleeping in the store when the three came visiting and shot one of them in their now-empty noggin. The other two un-assed the AO at a high rate of speed.
Category: Feel Good Stories
I’m trying to remember the last time that I was in a gun shop and most of the employees didn’t have a pistol on their belts.
Ain’t Love Grand. Center mass ladies, aim for center mass and we won’t have to feed these animals for the rest of their lives.
Oh, she aimed center mass alright. She had to use a mounted microscope to find the target, but I’d say she did alright. One more idjit cleansed out of the gene pool, no more pollution from “him”, and no passing on the stoopid gene to the next generation.
Now, if he had been allowed to bleed out just a little bit longer, you may have gotten your wish, too.
Folks, this is a truly unusual day. It is exceedingly rare to see what could be a living Darwin Award candidate. But we may well have one here.
Plus, we have another perp DRT or Dead Soon After (DSA).
4 total perps, disposition as follows: one DRT/DSA, one shot in the “man region” and possibly unable to further pollute the gene pool, and 2 on the run. Not perfect, but not a bad “day at the plate” for the good guys/gals.
Hondo,
Just to keep definitions consistent,
DSA = DOA (Dead Over There)
That is all.
Out. (click)
‘shot his ‘nads off’ – gigglesnort!
Well, that’s one less neutered male we have to worry about.
I’ll stop laughing eventually.
At least Bruce Jenner is going to be unconscience when they take his nads off.
My point exactly. He got all the thousands upon thousands of dollars of Jenner work done…for free.
Ah, a DRT this morning. The gene pool has been cleaned again and freshly chlorinated. The guy with no nads, well that will be a big plus for him “inside”, if you get my meaning. Bubba and Thor won’t have to make him to tuck his man junk between his legs so he looks like a woman. He is, for all construction purposes, a woman now.
Just to bolster the Houston lad’s bid for a Darwin award – C3W , the shop they broke into, is a Class III shop and sells automatic weapons, suppressors, etc.